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I really really love this section. I keep telling some dudes back in the day.

delugajackson:
If we lived in a society where thieves and fraudsters are not revered, and the "big boy" syndrome did not dominate then maybe things would be a lot more better.

The truth is, our image as a country has been mercilessly battered as a result of the actions of these internet fraudsters. Nigerians are seen as fraudsters generally. Its so bad that if you check Wikipedia under "internet scam", Nigerians are used not only in the definition but as the definition. Even in certain American movies, they feel it won't sound authentic if they don't use Nigeria as an example. Reminds me of "The Story of Jimmy Rebel", S03E04 of the Boondocks where Uncle Ruckus made a reference to Nigeria in his statement: "He caught the Nigerian monkey pox, as if the internet scams and underwear bombs were not enough."

For the fact that it's the truth about us, it should be taken as a call for moral ablution. To those who are sympathetic to crime/its proceeds, it doesn't pay. Do not be persuasively influenced by the spirit of success.

I was viewing THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL one evening i was surprised when i heard a statement like MY NIGERIAN PENPAL. I immediately looked it up on Google and there it was. Nigerians are really popular scam anywhere u go.

phlame:

Nobody died, just seriously injured what do u know. So u are probably reading half baked stories

https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1510589805719453&id=100003053453713&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.1510589805719453%3Atl_objid.1510589805719453%3Athrowback_story_fbid.1510589805719453%3Athid.100003053453713%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1527836399%3A1143337168767398482&__tn__=%2As-R

Happened in sapele, delta state.
Read the full story

That's the original source of this story, read the first paragraph.

This thing happens so much in delta
I mentioned in a post that many and so many girls are walking corpses and they are not aware. Some nairalanders were bashing me.

One future husband will just carry unnecessary wahala for something he didn't start.


https://www.nairaland.com/4503325/girl-dies-after-visiting-facebook#67556285

I am my own mechanic. If u know how to fix problems and maintain your car.. I dont think you would need a mechanic some are good while many just hold spanner.
From what i see its probably a minor thing he was meant to fix. And na yahoo boy motor he bash. Big case ooo

MrCork:
...Bro am dating 3 lightskin females on nairaland. ..be nice and I will spare u one. (Real talk ).. anyways. I will help u move up in life by dating u with a lightskin female ((((THANK ME LATER ))))

I know u even have more than 3 and this is the prettiest of em all. Sorry no thanks

MrCork:
....u r lightskin and u not a racist? ....Bro. ..get doctor to receive examine your lightskin brain....is that with lightskin look like in your village? ..(no ofeense )....Thead clearly about lightskin females and if u can't aford one...buy a sexxxxx doll gadddddemmmmit

You keep mentioning sex dolls like its something u wished u could afford.
Clearly your kindergarten brain lacks sense cuz u think light skin girls have a price tag. I mean how could someone be so dumb. Are light skins now items that can be purchased. Where are all these dumb dudes coming from. Do u take light girls as callgirls

MrCork:
....Bro u sound confuse. ...so wot u simply telling us is that u don't date lightskin females because u can't afford them right now until u change yor taste on DaKskin women??.......do u have you tube?.....please looooooookup you tube and see wot lightskin females look like!

Wow its now i realize you can't see clearly.

Check my previous statement. Seriously u need to visit an optician and get your eyes checked for defects.

.....Unlike you i can date light and dark skinned I'm not restricted to any complexion.

For the record im light skinned and im not a racist(no Offense)

MrCork:
....which taste?..ok.so u saying u can't afford lightskin females for now because u don't have a taste...correct? ...anyways Bro. .when u find job..u may need to do overtime.and .Bro ..am only tryna help ! (No ofeense )..

No offense yet you're offensive. U assume everybody is jobless. Is it cuz u dont have one. I am not u. Like i mentioned earlier my taste is different from yours. You are not to speak for all men. Unlike you i can date light and dark skinned I'm not restricted to any complexion.

EzendiEgo1:
Please I have decided not to call a woman or lady in my life again.

As it stand now, I don't have a girlfriend not to talk of lover and no one cares about my life or cares to call me since last month.

If i tell u that i rarely use up to N300 on call cards would u believe me. But i subscribe at least 3k monthly. Its sad wen u don't have a girlfriend, I've been there. Im still there. What can i do at least im in good health. Just chin up. Another girl will come and she won't let u down. Till then let it go. Some heartbreaks only creates room for anger and pain.
Get busy and dont be idle.
Dont listen to love songs.
Delete her number so u are not tempted to call her.
These simple steps saw me through heart breaks.
Also if u have trouble letting go. Try communicating with friends (good friends)

0ubenji:
just attempt to use wrong sim code 3x and your line will be locked.. then call customer care to reopen it for u..you'll be asked some personal questions as per verification tho, thereafter you'll be issued the default pin and u can go ahead to change it

Thanks but its my main phone number. You know its risky to internationally use wrong pin. Unless u want me to go for sim retrieval that comes with a new sim certificate. Thanks anyways

dukeprince50:
who gave her mortar, hw did she change d white gown?

Probably a scene from the movie, remember the viral pastor and pants anointing on blog

But if its true. As a black man. I go discharge at top speed

Does anyone know how to get default pin for sim card i wanna set pin for my sim. So incase my phone should be stolen i wouldn't panic. Although i have 2 sims for my phone, 1 will be open if the phone is recovered by a good person cuz its not linked to any account. I have never come across sim lock on Android phones before

For the record i really dont know where my sim certificate is, its somewhere in the house

Before a girl complains like this, its really serious. Sorry eh. Just manage for now. He may be having psychological issues thats affecting his performance

ksbusari:
www.nairaland.com/4257806/girlfriend-confessed-she-cheated-me.
This is my last topic created on the 31st of Dec. 2017. The thread was about a lady who cheated on me. The lady in question has done it again. Despite the fact that I ignored the advice of the majority who were of the opinion that I should leave the girl, I chose to continue with her but this time it was so devastating for me. A bitch will always be a bitch. Never give a bitch a second chance. it's in their blood.

Sometimes i wonder too. Maybe its me cuz the only girl that didn't cheat on me was a girl older than me, she respected my feelings but fear of age difference made her move on.

Every other relationship had a cheating story.

There's the one that denied me in the presence of another guy

There's the one that was sending nude photos to a married man

The one that had a boyfriend but cheated with me cuz she was s3x starved.

The one her school boyfriend chats with me to laugh at me.

The one that was having sex with me and my friend, we found out later.

The one that cheated on Jan 1 forgave her, cheated again Jan 16, i forgave, February 10, calling her phone September last year a guy picked. I just didn't bother myself anymore since then.

The thing is so bad. No jokes. Is it because i care too much or maybe there's ugliness on my face

Misypee:
I'm not into personal looks, I'm into ambition, hardwork with something to show for it, house, a healthy bank account, good character

Did u say personal looks isnt an issue. I found the right person for u

Hmmm, scammer.

MrCork:
...this ain't rocket science. .all men prefer lightskin females ..period..and this are the reason why we love them:


1. They are lightskin and theyou always look white or half cast! (Fact)

2. They always look like Beyansi (every man's dream)

3. They are loyal, they have real hair, they not wear wig & they are natural. (Pure Fact)

4. They always look like ice cream & sweet wine (pinacolada colafa)

5. They are wifey material & never cheat on you! (Fact)


These are our top 5 reason...THANK ME LATER!!

You are not serious for mentioning all men, just mention your taste. My taste is different from yours so dont speak for us men ok.

BankeSmalls:
What an irony!

The most corrupt Nigerian walks into EFCC and is not arrested?

Double standards.

Wait till he steps down. Efcc will give him the worry of the century. I think he is the minister for Petroleum.

linkszelda:
Till date the number of high profile politicians that have been arrested by the EFCC is still higher than the number of high profile yahoo Boys that have been arrested.

My brother crime na crime.

They are all criminals but at least if a politician loots, members of his family and some members of the society will gain from it. But when a yahoo boy strikes he empties the victims account without mercy and ends up wasting it on the floor of a club (yahoo Boys don't give out money. They can only flex you at a club)

I wish a lot of people see it the way u do. They just dont see the wall ahead.

Horlaidex:


These Efcc won't arrest the real scammers that looted our billions only to be disturbing guys with few thousands USD.

PS: I don't support crime or fraud in any way, so don't quote me

My guy them go still quote you. Crime is crime. Criminals are of different levels. A politician can say he's a politician thats why he has more money than his pay. But a yahoo boy's case is different its why they are easy to arrest.

If you had a job in a firm and people know u are working there and u are living large that one is different. But someone with no job many dont even have an external business focus all their soul on yahoo.

Now yahoo has yahoo plus who knows if there is even yahoo premium and yahoo platinum

All these Honda sef na dem suffer pass for Nigerian road.

These things happen ooo. Very lucky.

Even if its $200 to a barrel cost of PMS would only go up in Nigeria. F*cking minister for Petroleum

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This is nice.

5870 guns. More than the guns they have in 1 state. Well im sure they would only destroy 870 and give the rest to thugs

BetaThings:
But they are saying yahoo yahoo is good!

People have died cuz of someone's enjoyment. If yahoo yahoo is good then why do they flee from justice. My dear yahoo yahoo is another form of stealing

Why is it that every topic has a set of people that disagree and end up insulting each other. Every damn topic. Cant these kids just get along. Guy and girl dissing each other, what if u meet in person. Una go carry gun and axe

Awww thats sweet. Im jealous

This is so f*cken funny, talking about a girl's pant. Are u still in secondary school?

1Sharon:
You didn't give me an answer, just excuses

Oh did u predict that too?

1Sharon:
Ur reply was expected

I believe this "?" was in your quote. So i replied