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Family › Re: My Wife Sent Her Nude Photos To Zenith Bank Manager In Delta - Man Cries Out by gonkin(m): 5:52pm On May 10, 2018
I have experienced something similar but luckily mine was girlfriend. After helping her halfway through school she still dumped me. Sending nude pictures with the phone i bought her to one guy working in the western union section of first bank. A married man with 2 kids. Even asking him if he would like to have s3x with her the 5th time

I just pray my future wife is faithful to the core cuz these girls no dey shame again. Fear and mistrust has clouded me. I pray to overcome it.

Health › Re: Lady Buys N500 Sanitary Pad. Cries Out After (Photo) by gonkin(m): 2:36pm On May 10, 2018
Cadec007:
tah sharaaaap!!! Apart from appearance what other things do ladies need money forhuh!!!!!
Not all ladies are like your irresponsible girlfriend. Some ladies have responsibilities.
Romance › Re: Course Mate Relationships: Do They Work? by gonkin(m): 10:40am On May 10, 2018
Na me hate am pass. Although i never had one cuz in all my academic classes every girl was older than i. So it never really happened. And older girls are ashamed to date a younger guy publicly
Romance › Re: 4 Reasons Why You Can't Be "Just Friends" With Your Ex by gonkin(m): 10:37am On May 10, 2018
All my ex still communicate with me. Cuz once my ex is with someone else i see no reason to feel anything. I avoid my ex but they don't avoid me. Even if we break up angrily they always drop by to say HI. Especially using my birthday as a gateway
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerians Girl Always Money Depandant by gonkin(m): 10:28am On May 10, 2018
You should try warri girls, u go fear format. Many costs more than owning a car
Health › Re: Lady Buys N500 Sanitary Pad. Cries Out After (Photo) by gonkin(m):
Lucky she uses 2 what about those that experience heavy flow they'll probably use 4.

I wont be surprised if some ladies start washing pad for future use. Cuz truly some ladies happens to be so broke when the monthly visitor arrives. Bad timing and emergency expenses. I guess some lady's monthly budget is way more than males.
Romance › Re: What Car Can Your Current Bank Account Buy? by gonkin(m): 9:05am On May 10, 2018
A 3rd hand 1995 Nissan primera
An almost dead Nissan bluebird
Its not enough to get a photocopy of the paper davido used to buy jet
Crime › Re: Two Young Herdsmen Sucking Cow Breast In Abuja (Disturbing Photos) by gonkin(m): 9:55pm On May 09, 2018
Yes na buhari people
Romance › Re: "Your Boyfriend Deserves To Know Your Body Count" - Joro Olumofin To Ladies by gonkin(m): 8:12pm On May 09, 2018
Is it ok if a girl has slept with 10 guys or more cuz thats scary
Romance › Re: I Just Discovered I'm Dating My Friend's Ex Girlfriend by gonkin(m): 7:13pm On May 09, 2018
Are you dating your friend or your girl. Dont think too much about it. If she's a good girl carry on. Na human being she be.

What if you are married to her and along the line you became close friends with her ex, would u divorce.
Romance › Re: 7 Things Men Prefer In Women More Than Good Looks by gonkin(m): 7:02pm On May 09, 2018
Fkforyou:
For me: Things I look out for is.

1.Selflessness - I hate that entitlement mentality.
2.Emotional Intelligence
3.Extremely passionate and spontaneous
4.Good sense of humour, someone that can make me laugh and also laugh when I tease her.
5. A bit reserved...I hate when women act sluttish... undecided
6. Stylish..!!
7. Career driven, but Family centred - I would like to have a well raised kids.
I agree with you
Travel › Re: Different Types Of Okada Men In Nigeria. - (meme Collection) by gonkin(m): 6:57pm On May 09, 2018
I experienced number 8 in Anambra during service. Igbo people sha. He took different corners me i just dey observe like mumu. He charged me 150. On my way back i was trekking and i was surprised its a little distance and transport is N30 if u don't wanna walk. I just wonder
Romance › Re: Guys Please Stay​ Away From Single Ladies In Their Thirties!!! by gonkin(m): 3:16pm On May 09, 2018
If im unmarried 40 and i meet a girl that's great at 30, so i shouldn't marry abi.
Romance › Re: Break Up Sex. by gonkin(m): 3:08pm On May 09, 2018
Yep. Did that last year cuz i discovered i was dating someone else's girlfriend probably fiancee. Probably a big mistake for me. We had good sex while dating cuz she was really energetic and never bails out at round 2. But when i discovered i was dating someone's girl i was heart broken. Wen u love someone that u felt she was the one and suddenly you get a call that she's taken.

All these girls can kill someone cuz of greed and lies. I was almost destroying someone's relationship of 5 years. I didn't shout i just told her we had to quit. This girl cried and couldn't be herself. Is this someone's girl crying for me. I got news and gave her a call to cheer her up wasn't expecting her to come over but she did and we talked. Ok she said 1 last kiss, we kissed she said we should kiss again then we did. Next thing i know cloths started falling off we did it for hours, i rode hard and long thinking it was my last ride. Then it was time to go. I felt like how on earth can i manage now, no partner no sex.

She called the next day i didn't pick cuz the last time that happened her guy used her number to call me threatening to beat me up. Next was text telling me she's coming over and she did, we bleeped again,
the next day again and the day after that. Till her guy texted me with her number saying "you be big fool, u no dey hear word abi". It was then i stopped picking her calls. It's a good thing i stayed alone so when she comes i act quiet like nobody's home till one day she came at night when the lights are on.

That's when i saw her lips the guy punched then i told her my uncle is around i cant let u in(with an angry voice) . It was the first time i showed anger in our 4 months relationship. She never called for some months but few weeks ago she did.

Telling me she misses me and i lied to her i am in a serious relationship. Also ive been several states away since December so no way she could come in person.

Reported her to her elder sister and her sister was furious about her younger one been so foolish. To me that kind of girl can and would certainly cheat.

So i don't think goodbye sex works with all girls especially if the girl you're breaking up with is a sex freak. For me i think her guy is 2 minutes man and i was the long ranger. I mean what else would make a girl that knows you're aware she has a guy do such a thing.

Good bye sex doesn't work.

Christianity Etc › Re: Car Almost Smashed By Electric Pole In Rivers: 'Supernatural Force Pushed Away' by gonkin(m): 10:08pm On May 08, 2018
All these idol worshipers have started again. Which one is god of David Ibieyeomi". What is wrong with you people.
I only worship God almighty.
Crime › Re: Real Possible Pictures Of Offa Armed Bank Robbery Suspects by gonkin(m): 8:59pm On May 08, 2018
Na so gboy dey do. Wowo
Nairaland General › Re: Kenyan Motorcyclists Now Use Backseats For Their Motorcycles (Photo) by gonkin(m): 8:52pm On May 08, 2018
If na naija FRSC will stop you for not putting on a seat belt ON A BIKE

Travel › Re: 3rd Mainland Bridge In Nigeria To Undergo Us $52.6m Rehabilitation by gonkin(m): 8:44pm On May 08, 2018
Thats way more money than the amount stolen in the italian job. I think its time international hackers start accessing Nigeria's accounts database. Abi all these movies we just watch them for nothing. Money plenty like this yet the can't build refineries or improve the power sector so we could be driving electric cars

Travel › Re: 3rd Mainland Bridge In Nigeria To Undergo Us $52.6m Rehabilitation by gonkin(m): 8:43pm On May 08, 2018
Thats way more money than the amount stolen in the italian job. I think its time international hackers start accessing Nigeria's accounts database. Abi all these movies we just watch them for nothing
Romance › Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Taught You? by gonkin(m): 6:39pm On May 08, 2018
Am i the only person seeing this error

Crime › Re: Stolen Black Porsche Panarema4 by gonkin(m): 6:30pm On May 08, 2018
But u mean to tell me a car worth 20 million doesnt have tracker. And a guy put tracker in his camry worth less than 1 million. That's dumb
Crime › Re: 2 Yahoo Plus Boys Fight For Allowing Girlfriend To Sit On Juju Car Front Seat by gonkin(m): 9:07am On May 08, 2018
oshe11:
O'Chim!!!



These boys af finished all our girls......

No wonder one told me that most girls are Living corpse becos they(yahoo boys) have used their destiny....


U girls should wise up b4 bring your misfortune to your future husband


I jump pass any girl that have exchanged her destiny for designers KNOWINGLY OR UNKNOWINGLY
Its so true. Most girls dont know they have been used. Thats how a drunk yahoo guy said, GIRLS WEN NO GO BORN FOR THIS LIFE MANY. I tot he was just talking but if u check most of these olosho they never go beyond that barrier even when they are helped.
Romance › Re: I Don't Expect Any Sane Man To Marry A Lady Above 28years by gonkin(m): 7:36am On May 08, 2018
I have seen 16 years that has slept with over 50 guys. And thats the one we saw. Penis made her pretty now she's probably 21 and looks 30. Olympus has fallen and she looks like my elder sister.
All those pills they take and harsh cream the use got them going red then black.
So never judge a girl thats above 28 cuz at that age a girl is more matured to handle a home any girl that's not is probably possessed

Romance › Re: Help! I Keep Falling In Love With Runz Girls by gonkin(m): 7:28am On May 08, 2018
Runs girls are always single. They claim to be very sexy and hot yet always single
Romance › Re: Guy Left His Date Stranded, After She Ordered For What She Couldn't Pay For by gonkin(m): 6:59am On May 08, 2018
Angelicka:
An online user shared this post of how he took a girl out on a date and left her stranded because she couldn't pay for her bills.

See screenshots of what he wrote below:

http://www.royaloya.com/2018/05/guy-left-his-date-stranded-after-she.html

Romance › Re: Guy Left His Date Stranded, After She Ordered For What She Couldn't Pay For by gonkin(m): 6:57am On May 08, 2018
I still get a phobia. Years ago mine was 7k. Luckily i had that cash.

She picked the date, picked the venue. She already ordered even before i arrived. I just go there and saw her having stuff. I just ordered stuff of 1200 for myself and when i wanted to request the bill she told me stuff. I had to tap from extra money i had that im supposed to use for my car's power steering pump replacement. Imagine if i diddnt have that cash.

Some girl are real budget killers. It why till tomorrow im scared of dates. Its why i always carry extra.

Not all girls are like that. Ive been on 2 dates were the girl settled the bill. I dont know why some girl's are so heartless yet they cant do that to their main guy. Bloody sidechick

Food › Re: The Cake Design A Man Ordered Vs What He Received (Photos) by gonkin(m): 12:01pm On May 07, 2018
HeWrites:
A Man identified as Jamar Minaj took to his Facebook page to shares the photos of design of cake he wanted and what was later delivered to him.

Another classic example of when what you order isn't what you get.

See what he wrote below;

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/05/see-the-cake-design-a-man-ordered-and-what-was-to-him-photos.html

https://www.torimill.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Jamar.jpg
Looks like the Pokémon named jynx

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