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A 3rd hand 1995 Nissan primera
An almost dead Nissan bluebird
Its not enough to get a photocopy of the paper davido used to buy jet

Yes na buhari people

Is it ok if a girl has slept with 10 guys or more cuz thats scary

Are you dating your friend or your girl. Dont think too much about it. If she's a good girl carry on. Na human being she be.

What if you are married to her and along the line you became close friends with her ex, would u divorce.

Fkforyou:
For me: Things I look out for is.

1.Selflessness - I hate that entitlement mentality.
2.Emotional Intelligence
3.Extremely passionate and spontaneous
4.Good sense of humour, someone that can make me laugh and also laugh when I tease her.
5. A bit reserved...I hate when women act sluttish...
6. Stylish..!!
7. Career driven, but Family centred - I would like to have a well raised kids.

I agree with you

I experienced number 8 in Anambra during service. Igbo people sha. He took different corners me i just dey observe like mumu. He charged me 150. On my way back i was trekking and i was surprised its a little distance and transport is N30 if u don't wanna walk. I just wonder

If im unmarried 40 and i meet a girl that's great at 30, so i shouldn't marry abi.

Yep. Did that last year cuz i discovered i was dating someone else's girlfriend probably fiancee. Probably a big mistake for me. We had good sex while dating cuz she was really energetic and never bails out at round 2. But when i discovered i was dating someone's girl i was heart broken. Wen u love someone that u felt she was the one and suddenly you get a call that she's taken.

All these girls can kill someone cuz of greed and lies. I was almost destroying someone's relationship of 5 years. I didn't shout i just told her we had to quit. This girl cried and couldn't be herself. Is this someone's girl crying for me. I got news and gave her a call to cheer her up wasn't expecting her to come over but she did and we talked. Ok she said 1 last kiss, we kissed she said we should kiss again then we did. Next thing i know cloths started falling off we did it for hours, i rode hard and long thinking it was my last ride. Then it was time to go. I felt like how on earth can i manage now, no partner no sex.

She called the next day i didn't pick cuz the last time that happened her guy used her number to call me threatening to beat me up. Next was text telling me she's coming over and she did, we bleeped again,
the next day again and the day after that. Till her guy texted me with her number saying "you be big fool, u no dey hear word abi". It was then i stopped picking her calls. It's a good thing i stayed alone so when she comes i act quiet like nobody's home till one day she came at night when the lights are on.

That's when i saw her lips the guy punched then i told her my uncle is around i cant let u in(with an angry voice) . It was the first time i showed anger in our 4 months relationship. She never called for some months but few weeks ago she did.

Telling me she misses me and i lied to her i am in a serious relationship. Also ive been several states away since December so no way she could come in person.

Reported her to her elder sister and her sister was furious about her younger one been so foolish. To me that kind of girl can and would certainly cheat.

So i don't think goodbye sex works with all girls especially if the girl you're breaking up with is a sex freak. For me i think her guy is 2 minutes man and i was the long ranger. I mean what else would make a girl that knows you're aware she has a guy do such a thing.

Good bye sex doesn't work.

All these idol worshipers have started again. Which one is god of David Ibieyeomi". What is wrong with you people.
I only worship God almighty.

Na so gboy dey do. Wowo

If na naija FRSC will stop you for not putting on a seat belt ON A BIKE

Thats way more money than the amount stolen in the italian job. I think its time international hackers start accessing Nigeria's accounts database. Abi all these movies we just watch them for nothing. Money plenty like this yet the can't build refineries or improve the power sector so we could be driving electric cars

Thats way more money than the amount stolen in the italian job. I think its time international hackers start accessing Nigeria's accounts database. Abi all these movies we just watch them for nothing

Am i the only person seeing this error

But u mean to tell me a car worth 20 million doesnt have tracker. And a guy put tracker in his camry worth less than 1 million. That's dumb

oshe11:
O'Chim!!!



These boys af finished all our girls......

No wonder one told me that most girls are Living corpse becos they(yahoo boys) have used their destiny....


U girls should wise up b4 bring your misfortune to your future husband


I jump pass any girl that have exchanged her destiny for designers KNOWINGLY OR UNKNOWINGLY

Its so true. Most girls dont know they have been used. Thats how a drunk yahoo guy said, GIRLS WEN NO GO BORN FOR THIS LIFE MANY. I tot he was just talking but if u check most of these olosho they never go beyond that barrier even when they are helped.

I have seen 16 years that has slept with over 50 guys. And thats the one we saw. Penis made her pretty now she's probably 21 and looks 30. Olympus has fallen and she looks like my elder sister.
All those pills they take and harsh cream the use got them going red then black.
So never judge a girl thats above 28 cuz at that age a girl is more matured to handle a home any girl that's not is probably possessed

Runs girls are always single. They claim to be very sexy and hot yet always single

I still get a phobia. Years ago mine was 7k. Luckily i had that cash.

She picked the date, picked the venue. She already ordered even before i arrived. I just go there and saw her having stuff. I just ordered stuff of 1200 for myself and when i wanted to request the bill she told me stuff. I had to tap from extra money i had that im supposed to use for my car's power steering pump replacement. Imagine if i diddnt have that cash.

Some girl are real budget killers. It why till tomorrow im scared of dates. Its why i always carry extra.

Not all girls are like that. Ive been on 2 dates were the girl settled the bill. I dont know why some girl's are so heartless yet they cant do that to their main guy. Bloody sidechick

HeWrites:
A Man identified as Jamar Minaj took to his Facebook page to shares the photos of design of cake he wanted and what was later delivered to him.

Another classic example of when what you order isn't what you get.

See what he wrote below;

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/05/see-the-cake-design-a-man-ordered-and-what-was-to-him-photos.html

https://www.torimill.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Jamar.jpg

Looks like the Pokémon named jynx

70 percent of people you see in most companies are employed via long leg. This life sha. Why would i take a stranger when i have someone i can tellu about.

Na your sister abi you wan date her?
Its her choice. Yahoo boys are still human being. But what baffles me about yahoo boys is that they should ask themselves this question.

Now you have money to splash and have a girl by your side.
When you diddnt have such money or assuming you were still struggling THE GIRL CALLING YOU MY LOVE NOW, WOULD SHE LOOK AT YOUR FACE. Play broke for 6 months and she if she loves you or loves your money. Cuz thats the way the modern day girl is.
Some guys are so ugly sha but if u see the girl by their side you go feel say na jazz he use for the babe

Ha, Davido other ladies go dey boil inside

anyimontana:
the moment u runout of money abroad,street will be ur next shelter..brother and sister no dey for dis one

True talk

ShyCypher:
Ehn?!

You say wetin? I thought HIV has been eradicated?

Anyway, as a Vaseline Crew Alumni, this does not concern us as vaseline cannot cheat nor infect us.

My people are safe.

ShyCypher:
Ehn?!

You say wetin? I thought HIV has been eradicated?

Anyway, as a Vaseline Crew Alumni, this does not concern us as vaseline cannot cheat nor infect us.

My people are safe.

Abstinence is the best option especially for men. All those guys paying for short time that their condom broke would be shaking. But what about the cheating girlfriend that fxcked someone cuz of cash. Well God help us.

Naija is a paradise but unemployment makes it hell. If u have no money thats when its awful.