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Love makes that person beautiful.

Nigeria should just split cuz it seems the northern region is a big problem. Buhari's kinsmen. I wonder what the fate of naija would be if this aboki gets 2nd term

Fukafuka:

This is what i meant when i mentioned do it for love

LivingFree:
I wouldn't go as far as asking people their age before we become friends

I have 21 yr old friends; all the way to 58 yr olds and a 62 year old. Age is nothing but a number. Maturity and characteristics aren't subject to age, most times...

Some girls are scared to disclose their age especially when they know the guy is younger. Well age is nothing but a number and i would rather date a girl thats older and of good character

Why is this my origin always bringing sad news to nairaland. We want good news from sapele please

So she's forming unaware My brother that girl is a SUCCUBUS, run for your life
Them no dey see fire dey put hand check whether the thing hot

Its not bad, but one major disadvantage is the kind of love. Some ladies are so old that they just wanna settle down for the sake of marriage like the 35 year old lady dating the 29 year old guy. Or the 39 year old princess that got married to someone i know thats 30. Well love should exist.

I dont mind an older lady but u have to love me for real and not because time is against her cuz there are so many aged ladies out there. Some let time pass em either cuz they were too selective or wasted their youthful years with a guy that disappointed em. The worst is those ladies with bad/rude attitude and them pride puppets.

I have seen so many married couples where the lady is months or 2 years older than the groom yet the groom appears more matured than the bride and the marriage turns out great. So age isnt a barrier if both sides have true love.

These are yahoo men. If the dollar drops will yahoo boys reduce.

OfficialDad:
I wish the slap was romantic though. It was a bit painful. I ain't hitting her back, she's a baby to me. I would just compliment her later at night, I know she would make the initiative first.

Good. Just never hit a woman. Also sit her down and let her know u didn't like the way she hit u.

OfficialDad:
What would you rather do, when a girlfriend of barely three months slaps you because of a TV remote?.


I feel the urge to design her face with just a single punch, but I had rather take a walk or drive away.


What would you do to in such situation?

I hope it was romantic slap. Also u should never hit a woman. Worst u could do is hold her down like a kid and spank her butt or give her wicked harsh sex.

livinbygrace:
Dont be deceived,club owners are not making much sales these days because of EFCC raid,so she is being sponsored by the club owners so G boys can still be patronizing them.Just a Publicity stunt.

If Gboys go, clubs fall. Its like coffin business. Someone must die for your market to sell.
I saw sars today and they looked at me untroubled cuz i was driving something different from what Gboys drive.

If i was driving the Gboys identity car like the camry aka spyder it would have been another story.

Seriously she's wasting a clean drink. All these showboat of notice me associating. Efcc would be watching. Now they actually dress like yahoo boys too and go to clubs tracking these guys. Well let them continue as long as they are not corrupted and only arrest the guilty im with EFCC

Never knew we had sloths in nigeria. Its probably one of the airlines in edo state and thats the pilot in uniform
Edo na wa All HAIL THE BENIN PILOTS

Please does anyone know the model of the camera these guys use. I need to take a picture on a beach and lie im somewhere in Europe. The picture makes Nigeria look like a clean country

Im not against such proposals but una just wan spoil all these girls. Soon some girls will expect proposal with a car and become very picky. Love will be dead.

Whats worse is that now we're complaining there are too many unmarried ladies over 30, well if them follow this pattern many will become 40 before they bring down their taste.

Na dem PLUS boys

Kobicove:
The charge is N130...

The bank charges you N65 after the first 3 transactions

Thats not the case with my fidelity bank account when use e on zenith atm. Or is it cuz its current account

When it comes to heart break, i have experienced it so much to an extent i ran out of emotional glue and duck tape.

The first and 2nd time was heavy in fact i cried so hard and my friends were cheering me up. 2nd time i had a carryover in one of my courses cuz i wasn't focused.

She's not cheating on u she's cheating with you. I dated a girl that denied me in the presence of another guy thats one of the biggest Bleep up in my relationship life. Just walk away, don't yell dont quarrel. Ignore her totally

Im not beyond hearth break.
Girls can cheat OH LORD OF MERCY.
What i do when a girl messes up. If you're jobless its way worse. So get busy. Sometimes I hang out with a few friends just to get over the pain . If u have a matured female friend share your pain with her. Some ladies are really good at talking your mind off the heartbreak as for guys well all they would say is she's a b!tch. Just dont be alone and don't be less busy also don't get drunk.

Delete her numbers, pictures and text so u dont call cuz she's got u in a bottle.

That your friend is really wicked. So he turn the girl to sugar mommy.

I wonder how a man will have an erection for another man. That man's brain needs to be reformatted.

Where is hushpuppi na. Go and play football so people will stop questioning the source of your wealth.


This is legitimate money we are seeing here

People seem to concentrate more on the female. So na only female virginity concern abi? What about males.

Bank don chop 650.

But why do banks put lesser limits in the ATM. There was a time i wanted to withdraw 60k and i was expecting 40k to be the ATM limit. Behold it was 5k per transaction. I left angrily.
Many banks still set theirs to 15k i mean its not like its they dispense N500, its 1k. So whats up with that sh"t

When im looking for a way to get rid of mine. Beard is like menstruation to me cuz i have to shave every 4 day otherwise the itching is hell and when i kept it for 2 weeks i didn't really fancy it. I want a clean face so i could look younger.

Those that wanna grow it, by the time it kicks off u go know whats up

DonFreshmoney:
Ensure they die in cell.. yahoo boyz doesn't deserve to live.

They are fraud, and are hazardous to mankind.

They feed on people sweat and hardwork.

Don't quote me, or black thunder will fire your ballz or vagina

I dont think your level of hatred for yahoo boys is up to mine. Although it seems you've been a victim. I no dey sorry for them cuz your hard earned money the will just use it like its nothing. So annoying

I wonder why celebrities become aged before settling. Marriage isnt important to them but its important to me.

The 95 Azure was a very respected vehicle
But i prefer the 2015 Bentley EXP 10 Speed 6 Concept

Even the rags on the kitchen floor looks better than this. If u hear the price you would have stroke

Holy sh*t. Thats his fucken bone. I can't stand the sight of this

I hate yahoo die.
Then they bring up issues like politicians are no better
Here's the thing.

Alot politicians have high positions while yahoo boys have lesser

1-0

Politicians are better mentors than yahoo boys

2-0

70% of politicians are steal, 100% of yahoo boys steal

3-0

A politician can steal and use politics to cover up while yahoo boys have SELF EMPLOYED on their Facebook profile.

4-0

Even without stealing politicians still get allowances, while yahoo boys na help yourself

5-0

Politicians mainly steal from the country's profit while yahoo boys mainly steal from foreigners profit.

5- ½

Politicians becomes tagged as criminals only when they are caught while yahoo boys are always tagged as criminals no matter how fly they are.

6-½

Politicians get more respect than yahoo boys

7-½

I could keep going

Haha when a guy does skin the girl would be scared.

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