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Romance › Re: Do Women Mind Younger Men? by gonkin(m): 5:25pm On May 13, 2018
I must say one of my greatest relationships was with a girl older. I mean wen the younger girls misbehave, the older doesn. Cuz they know how to value how you feel towards em

If i didn't experience it i would never ever agree to dating an older lady. But anything more than 5+ years thats scary cuz for my age thats a sugar mummy. And im not sure that one can love she just need a partner as identity card to be amongst people in a relationship.

If she has good character, respect and can take care of a home. That's a thumbs up. Just dont act desperate towards some bad minded younger guy cuz they would treat devalue an older lady when the know she's little on options
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Are For Sale And Each Has A Price. by gonkin(m): 5:08pm On May 13, 2018
PUSSYHOE:
listen to yourself "you'll call her priceless" that's all in your head because you are in love, she is not priceless man. being in love is being stupid you know?
Yes and no matter how ironhearthed you feel u are. U will eventually be stupid as well, u cant fight the feeling, its nature's design. Not all girls are strumpets, u clearly know that.
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Have difficulties Saying This To Girls. by gonkin(m): 4:59pm On May 13, 2018
If a strange guy asks you about your period how would u feel. Ladies are sensitive so we know that word refers to a private part. Unless we are close thats when i would mention the word.
Romance › Re: . by gonkin(m): 4:50pm On May 13, 2018
Yeah, i know that feeling happens most when you're trying to penetrate a tight vagina and u have a >4cm thick p3nis during coitus. Happens mostly if she's a virgin. S3x is a thing both people are to enjoy. So if your partner is in pain when you are doing it with her, i recommend these steps

1, make sure she wet and in the mood. Cuz an average vagina depth is 2.4 to 3.5 inchs deep when she's not in the mood. So imagine you insert a p3nis >7 inches in there. You get the point. Thats why rape is damaging and painful. If u wanna confirm. Put oil or water on your longest fingers and stick it in her vagina before 20s when her brain would give her a turn on signal. You would confirm my point and your finger would probably reach her fornix. If she's turned on, the length is extended >4inchs now put your finger and see the magic. The vagina is so remarkable aint it.

2, i recommend you apply lubrication cuz the cervix is rough when dry some ladies don't get enough mucus, its why a good meal is necessary. But use lubrication.

3, She should be on top and probably she should be the one controlling her movement. I mean you're like a hammer and a punch. Let her do the movement, just layback and play around with the rest of her switches.
You can try cowgirl its best for a tight vagina.

Also you have probably injured her labia with your dry condom. Remember condom is rubber. Lubrication is important cuz the vagina always adapts to any size of p3nis. Just take it easy and reduce thrusting hard

Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Are For Sale And Each Has A Price. by gonkin(m): 4:09pm On May 13, 2018
Op, i understand you and you are not far from the truth. There are many Nigerian girls like u mentioned believe me, i have seen worse but when u meet your perfect match you'll call her priceless cuz u will be willing to do things to appreciate her love.

Romance › Re: Can You Kiss Someone You Don't Love by gonkin(m): 3:55pm On May 13, 2018
Why would i kiss someone i dont love?
I can't really imagine how my mouth would feel like. Even if we dated before and we broke up then after 1 year when the feelings are dead she rushed my lips. I felt like eww. If u don't love someone the kiss won't taste good. That i know

Celebrities › Re: Olamide: "You Can't Be Condemning Yahoo Boys And Be Moving With Them" by gonkin(m): 11:23am On May 13, 2018
I personally discord yahoo yahoo but if you shrug off yahoo yahoo the rate of criminality will catapult and lots of innocent people are gonna get hurt. Seriously i wouldn't wanna be scared to pick a call while walking on the street

Also all these ladies that keeps yapping around about "I CAN NEVER DATE A YAHOO BOY/GBOY" check them when they're in yenta with their best friend. The meat and potatoes of their happiness is a Gboy.

Crime › Re: Man Loses His Leg After Being Shot By A Soldier In Port-Harcourt. Graphic Photos by gonkin(m): 9:28pm On May 12, 2018
Jesus na person leg dem put inside bucket like that. God help this man. People are suffering. Chai i really feel for him ooo. But why would they shoot him na. I tire for this zoo. The military in this country isnt organized at all. Normally you're supposed to only pull the trigger if your life is threatened and always start with a warning shot.
When i see foreign military on TV i trip but here its something else. Harming those you're meant to protect.

Last week i heard a police man beat someone to death in delta because he resisting to pay them.


Dem no dey catch theif again sef
Politics › Re: Caterpillar Used For Road Construction - Submerged In Flood After Rainfall. PICS by gonkin(m): 6:40pm On May 12, 2018
Thats a river
Crime › Re: Being A Yahoo Boy Isn’t The Nigerian Dream. It’s Pure Fraud - Olamide Adedeji by gonkin(m): 6:07pm On May 12, 2018
Armed with laptop. I use a laptop, and i repair laptops. But im not a yahoo boy. He's really correct about the life savings thing. Why cant yahoo boys target politicians instead of scamming foreigners and give Nigeria a bad name. Even my south African boss is scared of Nigerian and we are all Africans, he is even darker than me
Politics › Re: Smart City: Lagos To Deploy 10,000 CCTV by gonkin(m): 4:24pm On May 12, 2018
Livefreeordieha:
lol.. Then learn to be constructive,objective in short learn to mind ur bizness..Get a stop cork for ur gutter like cavity...Let lagosians bother about their problems..


Educated illiterates everywhere..Smh
Who's this oaf

I really don't get the reasons why you're haughty

I mean a moon-calf telling me to mind my business, Yet he quoted me first.
Clearly your self amusing ratiocination is fallacious. I was born in lagos and schooled in lagos.

Im glad you're educated and lack etiquette. Its gonna get you places unimaginable
Politics › Re: Smart City: Lagos To Deploy 10,000 CCTV by gonkin(m): 10:44am On May 12, 2018
1metre:
just for 10thousand cctv cameras? How much jobs do u think it's gonna create?? Hope u understand what cctv cameras mean?
Haha, u are so right. Some People will think its 1 cctv camera person
Politics › Re: Smart City: Lagos To Deploy 10,000 CCTV by gonkin(m): 10:38am On May 12, 2018
Livefreeordieha:
bro go and queue at alausa...There's a fine line btw common sense and intelligence...Lagos is over populated so 10k cameras and the job that follows...Common sense should tell you it's like a pin in a hay stack.U will have to wrestle for it or rely on fate,luck,etc..


By the way would u say the same about lotteries?? Because u are likely to be killed by accident as u exit ur abode everyday than winning a raffle draw even if u play every morning...Then again common sense clashing with logic.


#opinion #
Like you mentioned there's a fine line between common sense and intelligence. Cuz i wonder the one u used before you posted your rude comment. I am not jobless. Use your head not every body works in lagos so stop thinking lagos is the only place in Nigeria
Politics › Re: Smart City: Lagos To Deploy 10,000 CCTV by gonkin(m): 10:32am On May 12, 2018
Rainmania:
Bro don't always settle for cynicism. In life you have to keep trying until they take notice.
Who said i didn't, Its just how the system works. Remember the NIS situation of 2014.
Romance › Re: How I Did Not Have Sex Until I Was 37, Now I’m Sad About It. by gonkin(m): 9:01am On May 12, 2018
Sex isnt bad, sex abuse is
No one is against you starting at a younger age. Just dont abuse it
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Like "Lets Go Out" by gonkin(m): 8:53am On May 12, 2018
aristocrazzy:
I've never heard of a guy who rejected the phrase 'let's have sex' either. lol
I have turned down sex and here's my evidence.

Let's go out? No girl i know has turned that down. It doesn't really matter we think too deep about that, hanging out with a girl isnt bad but if she's ordering expensive stuff thats worse. But i know some girls would want u to take them out especially if you're riding on wheels

Fashion › Re: Female Corper's Amazing Weight Loss After 7 Months Fitness Journey by gonkin(m): 8:05am On May 12, 2018
Good effort to look good. As for her boobs im sure male corpers had a hand or 2 in it.

She looks like a devoted girl in the first pic but in the 2nd pic she's mutating to become a slay mama. So much make up.

Politics › Re: Smart City: Lagos To Deploy 10,000 CCTV by gonkin(m): 7:53am On May 12, 2018
valentineuwakwe:
good one for the centre of excellence. . with 10,000 cctv, more hands and jobs wil be created to manned this cameras
Yes and all the senior positions will be taken through connection.
Crime › Re: Man Finds Out "Andrew" Was Written On His Drink Instead Of "André". by gonkin(m): 7:49am On May 12, 2018
At first he may have been thinking it was highness. Some guys just look at the shape and think it's the brand

Romance › Re: Between Me And The Gal I Lapped In A Keke Today by gonkin(m): 8:23pm On May 11, 2018
Haha, i remembered when i was like you, putting hand in my pocket and if i got a hug i shift my waist back. I remember it all. Nice lines bro.
Romance › Re: Can You Take A Bullet For Love??? by gonkin(m): 8:17pm On May 11, 2018
If it looks like this I can take as many bullets my body can handle

Romance › Re: Relationship between Boys and girls. Is this true? by gonkin(m): 8:14pm On May 11, 2018
Yeah there's a big difference between caretaker and owner. So should i be rude and arrogant to become an owner cuz looking back at my steps following the yellow brick road, I've been nice to every lady. So that's why im still in the singles club.

Should i stop been a good boy.
Crime › Re: Australian Grandmother Loses $480,000 To Three Different African Romance Scammer by gonkin(m): 6:50pm On May 11, 2018
How can someone this old be looking for love. Na wa ooo. Even marry sef. A GRANDMA. BOYS SHA
Romance › Re: About To Get Married; Should I Ask Her About Her Medical Records? by gonkin(m): 11:44am On May 11, 2018
For guys HIV TEST AND BLOOD TYPE

For girls The test many die. Cuz girls dey do $hit.
Abortion is one. Check whether her engine still works although thats why many guys get a girl pregnant before introduction. No be say u marry finish pikin matter go turn prayer point
Romance › Re: Chaiii, These Laps No Too Much So? by gonkin(m):
I cant seem to spot much difference. Some girls on this forum would strike a similar pose and probably look hotter than this

Romance › Re: Man Calls Out His Girlfriend For Cheating On Him With A Rich Yahoo Boy (photos) by gonkin(m): 10:23am On May 11, 2018
I'm just sick of cheating ladies. You do all u can yet she still cheats.
Romance › Re: Why Do Condoms Break Easily These Days by gonkin(m): 10:03am On May 11, 2018
Vagina lubrication plays a major role

If not worn properly

Could also be as a result of your kind of motion. Or maybe while you putt it on, you pinched it

Also check the expiration date and never purchase condoms from a hot environment cuz heat reduces its quality. Also if you keep it for too long in your wallet or a tight location it also affects quality

If its for large p3nis issues i recommend these:

DUREX
GOLD CIRCLE
TROJAN
MAGNUM
Celebrities › Re: Say No To Bleached Bodies - Susan Peters Shares Throwback Picture by gonkin(m): 8:26pm On May 10, 2018
The rate of bleaching is so high that in a few years we'll be staring at blacks like they are from another country. Onyibo every where.
Health › Re: Lady Buys N500 Sanitary Pad. Cries Out After (Photo) by gonkin(m): 8:16pm On May 10, 2018
Elder001:
Things have changed bro. ..
Using sanitary pads is more healthy.

Most ladies who have smelly pussies is as a result of those ways you're suggesting.
Easy bro most of em may be reading this.

Health › Re: Lady Buys N500 Sanitary Pad. Cries Out After (Photo) by gonkin(m): 8:14pm On May 10, 2018
Cadec007:
bro take a chill pill!, i never meant all women okay? some precisely budget most of their income on appearance, esp. When shelter and food has been taken care of.
Now you're talking sense
Health › Re: Lady Buys N500 Sanitary Pad. Cries Out After (Photo) by gonkin(m): 7:57pm On May 10, 2018
Cadec007:
what! The! Bléêp!!!! How did i miss this? Anyways i am in no mood to troll.......but i advice u, be kiaful,watch that uncultured tongue of urs!!
Or what? I should be scared cuz u're emulating gentry.
Misogyny is what you're doing and you forget say na woman born u
Romance › Re: Why Is It Hard To Find Decent Girls These Days? by gonkin(m): 6:04pm On May 10, 2018
Cuz the decent girls are too busy falling for them indecent boys.

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