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Romance › Re: Sex Before Marriage Or Sex After Marriage? by gonkin(m): 4:07pm On May 01, 2018
Sex before marriage is bad but for me i believe sex before marriage is best. Some guys after a lot of sex when they get tired of the girl, they start misbehaving. Imagine that kind of thing in marriage.
These days i feel its even best to get a girl pregnant 1 month or 2 months before marriage cuz these day some girls are wombless. They have done so much pills that sperm cant swim up their fornix anymore. Its safe for both genders. Although the only disadvantage is that some dudes just wanna put sticks in holes.
We cant be too safe.

Crime › Re: Quickteller , Fidelity Bank And Fraud by gonkin(m): 9:01pm On Apr 30, 2018
It happens with Quickteller if the network is bad
When u see transaction failed, take a snapshot. And attach it to an email. Send it to their customers complaint side. And dont use long stories. Just summarize and give a good and striking subject. I have experienced it alot. Even with electric bill and cash transfer. First confirm if the receiver got it after 1 hour the send the email.

I dont really like going to banks unless i have a form to fill. Sometimes it takes 7 days there was another time it took 20days for the funds to be refunded. Just send and email every 2 days with the same subject. Someone will eventually respond
For fidelity
True.serve@fidelitybank.ng

Quickteller no dey too answer person but send to quickteller too. Cuz sometimes they would ask if you contacted the merchant site then attach a copy of the conversations with the merchant site as evidence.

Also you can just apply for fund reversal
Take a snapshot of the failed transaction in quickteller and also a snapshot of your previous balance and current balance after the failed transaction
Food › Re: This Snake Was Killed And Butchered In Our Generator House Yesterday Night by gonkin(m): 11:29pm On Apr 28, 2018
Aint that a puff adder
Romance › Re: Nigerian Sex Slave, Princess, Marries Her Client In Italy (Photos, Video) by gonkin(m): 10:19pm On Apr 28, 2018
ashjay001:
Well, d ashis are cheaper. U walk in, u walk out. No emotional baggage. No need entertaining. No calls. No chats. No outing. No takeouts. No B-Day gifts. No drama. Monetise all those, n u find out, u pay moretongue

I actually, hate ashis! I make love, not have sex. Something u can't do with ashis.
Well that's you not me
Romance › Re: Sex For Gionee A1 As Birthday Gift: Lady Shares Chat She Had With A Guy by gonkin(m): 5:26pm On Apr 28, 2018
This happens a girl i know lost her relationship and probably marriage to a guy because of 40k.
She was dating a yahoo boy and the guy really wanted to keep her but someone advised him that the girl is cheap and even had a bet that he's gonna bang the girl. Along the line the other dude wooed her and offered her 40k. He took pictures of the girls beside him nude in bed as evidence the girl diddnt even know. Later the original guy was so disappointed and even showed the girl the picture when she tried to deny. Now she lost. Maybe for good maybe for bad but girls need to be careful.

Greed is bad

Romance › Re: Nigerian Sex Slave, Princess, Marries Her Client In Italy (Photos, Video) by gonkin(m): 5:04pm On Apr 28, 2018
ashjay001:
Unless u're going all nite, they tend to be impatient.

Everyone pays for sex! There is no free sex.
Brother unless are referring to something else other than cash, i have never paid and would never pay a girl money for sex.
So if a girl willingly comes to visit and along the tale something triggers seduction that leads to copulation and we both had a good time then she leaves smiling and rejects even transportation isnt that free. And im not talking about girlfriends here. Cuz even if i had a girl and she comes over we do it isnt that free? You know the best part is 5 to 6 days straight sex not all night, although im not saying its not fun.
Thats why people have girlfriends/wife.

Please enlighten me cuz i believe in sex wanted by both people and not because konji is playing a guitar in the epiddymis then i dial a number or walk up to a spot and pay to calm my urges. I cant feel that bro.
Christianity Etc › Re: Lady Who Ran Mad And Stripped Unclad In Owerri, Rescued After Prayers. Photos by gonkin(m): 1:37pm On Apr 28, 2018
chukzyfcbb:
what do you mean by to the GOD of David Ibiyeomi.

I hate when Christians say that.

This one will say God of chosen
another person will say God of Mountain of fire
etc

Like we all serve different Gods.
All these breed some sort of envy and division in the christian sect
My brother i dont know what's wrong with people these days. Do they know if that their prophet is worshipping a false god. That why there are prophets of doom every where
Romance › Re: Nigerian Sex Slave, Princess, Marries Her Client In Italy (Photos, Video) by gonkin(m): 1:20pm On Apr 28, 2018
ashjay001:
Have u patronized one before? Quite feasible sha. Unless u're special customer, nobody spends up to 30mins in an ashewo's room. And, we've got 24hrs in a day. They also have rush hours n slow days.

It's a money maker, for an unscrupulous investor.
Wow you're an expert unfortunately i cant pay for s3x, so i have never patronized 1 before and i find it offensive to call any girl a prostitute. Also what do u mean no one spends up to 30mins. SERIOUSLY, thats not true. Unless im experiencing intense fatigue 30mins is kinda low. No way. Only the gormless egomaniac ladies deserves to be tagged as a prostitute. Like the subject here she had no choice.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Sex Slave, Princess, Marries Her Client In Italy (Photos, Video) by gonkin(m): 5:25am On Apr 28, 2018
Did u say 5 to 15?
You cant even have that much meals these days and you're talking about eating that much d!ck.

Please is there any experienced prostitute here that can confirm this. Is it that she's the only person available or she gives em sexual satisfaction so quickly that she could take up to 16 c*cks a day?

Autos › Re: $275 In U.S, ₦2.2m In Nigeria, See The Clean Title Corolla Sold To My Boss(Pics by gonkin(m): 9:30pm On Apr 27, 2018
From the pictures i see replacement for
Radiator
Condenser
Radiator fan
Both headlamps
Bumper
Steering
Probably the engine and transmission 350k to 400k
Shock absorbers
Entire from wheels frame work
Both fenders and dont forget the people working it.
But if the engine made it then thats way better

Yeah thats above 600k
Autos › Re: $275 In U.S, ₦2.2m In Nigeria, See The Clean Title Corolla Sold To My Boss(Pics by gonkin(m): 9:30pm On Apr 27, 2018
From the pictures i see replacement for Radiator Condenser Radiator fan Both headlamps Bumper Steering Probably the engine and gear box Shock absorbers Entire from wheels frame work
Yeah thats almost 500k
Autos › Re: $275 In U.S, ₦2.2m In Nigeria, See The Clean Title Corolla Sold To My Boss(Pics by gonkin(m): 9:09pm On Apr 27, 2018
I dont see anything wrong when you consider clearing and repairs the profit would have a slight difference from new
Christianity Etc › Re: Help! This Prophesy Won't Let Me Settle Down by gonkin(m): 6:13pm On Apr 27, 2018
You let a human being put fear into you head. You are a big disappointment. Do not let anybody dictate your destiny for you.
If you are afraid maybe you have done something in your past thats affecting your present and diverting your future. People that appear to be more useless and cursed get married.
A man cannot tell you your destiny.
Let me tell u a story when my mom was young she was involved in a ghastly motor accident that affected her pelvic and spine. The doctor said she will never have children. Well here i am number 2 of 4 and we are all healthy . If she let those words decide for her i probably wouldnt exist.

Another one my late grandmother always told me.
There are 3 friends they attended the same church and a prophet told them that 2 will be rich and successful 1 will never see wealth
The 2 that received the good vision sat and became lazy waiting for success. While the person that received the poor prophecy worked very hard and at the end of that same year he became successful while the other 2 were lazy and remained poor.

DO NOT LET THE WORDS OF A HUMAN BEING DECIDE YOUR DESTINY FOR YOU.

IF YOU ARE STILL AFRAID LET ME GIVE U A HINT. NEXT TIME YOU MEET SOMEONE THAT LOVES YOU. GET HER PREGNANT THATS A START AND NOT THE MARRIED WOMAN. SEX WITH ANOTHER MAN'S WIFE IS A CURSE ON ANOTHER LEVEL.
YOU'RE 37 CHIN UP AND DITCH THAT PROPHETIC VISION FROM YOUR HEAD. THERE ARE GIRLS EVERY JUST FIND YOUR MATCH

Celebrities › Re: Agbani Darego Rocks Denim Shorts In New Photos by gonkin(m): 3:08pm On Apr 27, 2018
zudozz:
she never still marry?
She married to the son of a billionaire.
Celebrities › Re: Agbani Darego Rocks Denim Shorts In New Photos by gonkin(m): 3:06pm On Apr 27, 2018
Is it sunlight or her legs are far darker than her face. No be black agbani be dis. But she try.
Lets applaud her cuz many people forming slay queen cant even do what she did for Nigeria. Agbani made Nigeria proud even though she's not so pretty . Its not by beauty alone but by using your head. Till tomorrow her parents would be proud of their daughter. Alot of cute faces are of the olodo gang.

Crime › Re: Greek Woman: "Edo Ashawo Infected My Married Nigerian Friend With HIV" (Video) by gonkin(m): 10:19am On Apr 27, 2018
Lets face it there are more married men cheating than married women cheating

When u have someone that would f*ck you for free you go out there and pay for diseases.

Also it may be as a result of low libido wife.

I hope God helps me with a wife that would never lock me out when i wanna go in cuz im Dominic Toretto in the other room.

Business › Re: CBN Sets Daily Limit Of N100,000 On Mobile USSD Transactions by gonkin(m): 9:24am On Apr 27, 2018
You see wetin all these scammers don cause?
Romance › Re: When You Went For An Interview And Realised Your EX Is The Boss by gonkin(m): 5:37pm On Apr 26, 2018
Very high cuz all my ex were good they were either greedy or stupid but they all know 1 thing about me. That i had good intentions it just couldn't work out
Politics › Re: Native Doctor Offers 'Solution' To End The Rate Of Corruption In Nigeria. Photo by gonkin(m): 5:34pm On Apr 26, 2018
Many leaders are already using charms for protection no be today e start

Romance › Re: Can You Go Into Sex Direct Without Kissing And Romance? by gonkin(m): 5:29pm On Apr 26, 2018
I believe thats called a quickee. And yes its really weird especially if the girl is in a hurry to leave and wants it in a hurry.
Politics › Re: Lazy Nigerian Youths Gets Wikipedia Page (Photos) by gonkin(m): 10:37pm On Apr 25, 2018
Me running to tell everyone

Celebrities › Re: Biodun Okeowo Dazzles In Tight Cleavage-Baring Outfit by gonkin(m): 8:07pm On Apr 25, 2018
I no dey see wetin dey there. All i see is a bigger shxt gateway. If she had stretch marks the length would be so long i could tap power from my neighbor's generator

Travel › Re: Camels Swim In The Ocean As They Migrate (Video) by gonkin(m): 8:00pm On Apr 25, 2018
Rat can swim even chicken wen dey fear water can swin but human being can drown in a tub. We only have brains to learn but we aren't born swimmers. God is great
Crime › Re: Ugandan Man Commits Suicide By Hanging, His Father Refused To Buy Him Car (Graph by gonkin(m): 7:54pm On Apr 25, 2018
This one na small pikin?
How can you kill yourself because your daddy didn't buy u something.

Well he must be a lazy Ugandan youth

Even the ajebutters in naija wouldn't make such a move. Na who wan die because of motor wen daddy no wan buy.

Romance › Re: What Is The Core Reason Why You Got Married Or Intend To Get Married? by gonkin(m): 4:30pm On Apr 25, 2018
boyjo:
I don`t understand. That is not you in the pics naw? I felt you implied that he`s ugly.
Haba thats me, would i put someone else's picture.
Celebrities › Re: D'banj, His Wife And Son At John Boyega’s "Pacific Rim Uprising" Screening by gonkin(m): 2:21pm On Apr 25, 2018
Just saw pacific rim uprising
Well its not bad but it does beat the concept of the original pacific rim

The action aint as much as the part one. Plus people just came outta no where.
And what about the other guy that piloted with mako in that first one. Well pacific rim 1 beats pacific rim 2.
Although boyega's role is very ok. He tried.
Car Talk › Re: Tokunbo Shock Absorbers Vs New Shock Absorbers - Which Is Better In 9ja Context? by gonkin(m): 12:05pm On Apr 25, 2018
stevio:
If a,If you drive a 2011 Mercedes Benz GL450 4matic & you try this your "do it yourself" on it,na your pocket go tell you the rest of the story angry grin. Wetin concern bricklayer with automobile repairs cheesy
Thats even easier cuz its got a built in On board diagnostic display and tells you the state of the problem. We learn everyday and believe me. 5 years ago i diddnt know what scatter file or mediatek was. But now im running a custom software on my phone i edited from some Indian dude names raji.
8 years ago, i couldn't differentiate alternator from compressor didn't even know compressors had electromagnetic clutch.
15 years ago i didn't know what ram was and couldn't tell the difference between floppy and hdd. Now i just plug in my phone card and boot windows directly from it.

So we learn when we focus.
I once worked for a white woman and she told me one thing that i should never doubt my capabilities. I told her i diddnt know how to use excel, but in truth i just needed a push. And i became so good at it. Fxck computer class i never went to any knew about computers before i got the certifications.

Nothing stops you when theres a will to learn
Romance › Re: What Is The Core Reason Why You Got Married Or Intend To Get Married? by gonkin(m): 11:50am On Apr 25, 2018
boyjo:
That guy in your meme is very handsome please.
Thanks
Business › Re: CBN Seeks End To Naira Mutilation by gonkin(m): 7:02am On Apr 25, 2018
Obito555:
1000 naira shd be scrap too, highest denomination shd be 200 and u will a positive change in the country
You have a point but with this kind of government i doubt it. Also the dollar should come down to 80 like Ghana
Romance › Re: What Is The Core Reason Why You Got Married Or Intend To Get Married? by gonkin(m): 8:05pm On Apr 24, 2018
KlausMike:
I married my wife because she is the love of my life and she was having my baby at the time. We're going to be 2 years in July and I'm loving it. No regrets!
Thumps up. Marriage is sweet wen both people understand each other. Best wen the baby comes in. I have always wondered how sweet it would be to be expecting a baby
Romance › Re: What Is The Core Reason Why You Got Married Or Intend To Get Married? by gonkin(m): 6:16pm On Apr 24, 2018
I would wanna marry for love, companionship, have my 3 kids and enjoy my life with my wife and kids.

I hate it when a lady wants to get married because her friends are already married. Imagine that, then after i marry she would start giving me attitude and refuse me sex. That's how cheating starts cuz the man is denied sex.

There are many girls out there like that. I just wish to settle with someone that feels me as a part of her. That feeling of having someone in your heart .

I pray God assists me with the right partner cuz the way some people complain of their marriage its like marriage is a bad thing.

I hope to marry someone that will love me more than i love her. Even wowo guy still dey marry na shuu

Celebrities › Re: Esaaba Haizel: "Girls Should Date 3, 5 Men, Eat Their Money Without Sex" by gonkin(m): 10:32am On Apr 24, 2018
Wow i guess her mom did the same, her dad should go do a DNA TEST for her

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