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People work 12 hours straight and cant earn 1 percent the cost of his son's bike and one aboki with no sense calls us lazy youth.

We don't want grandpas to rule anymore they ain't getting the job done.

This is madness. Carrying a sex doll around is like walking naked

The extinction of women has begun. Dem don dey collect ashewo market. Soon you'll hear a guy breaking up with his girl to date a doll. One corner dance

deusdumeby:
your head dey there Bruv

Less than a minute? Even a tap doesn't flow that fast

HERE'S MY VERSION

1. Under 21: Bad Boys
Women under 21 love the bad boy. All girls love bad boys, but if she’s 21 or under he is her ideal. Although Different women
have different standards for ‘bad boy’


2. 21 to 24: Stylish Rogues
By the time a girl’s hit 21, she’s becomes really selective cuz thats wen all categories of men really dial her number. HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED THAT GIRLS THAT FALL WITHIN THIS AGE RANGE PROUDLY BOAST TO BE SINGLE.


3. 25 to 28: Flourishing Men
At this stage she shifts from selecting mode to seeking mode. Now she's looking for a life partner with a particular set of specs
*Rich/successful and handsome criteria

4. 29 to 32: Forlorn Status
This is where settling down becomes the major prayer point. The stage were she's not just seeking but wishes to be found. Self esteem and pride is deleted. Humble to any guy that shows any sign of affection.



5. 33+: Pariah Stage
I wouldn't want my enemy to be 33 and unmarried. Sometimes i feel sorry for a girl to be 33 and cant speak or present a man in her life. Most of these WOMEN end up as 2nd wife or marry some baba thats over a decade older. The depression doesn't really let the lady think straight.

Just hold that position. Quick get the Vaseline

LonelyHeart627:
You mentioned pure scammer? Thank you, I decided to quote you just for future sake. I am coming back to testify on this topic.

Like i should care.

She's probably enjoying her stay in a hotel somewhere

lonelyh627@gmail.com
Even the email speaks of loneliness.
You have awards and cant get a man. And at 25 what are u worried about. You still have 2 years till u start worrying about your future surname

Well my conclusion; This one is a pure scammer. Even put an email

While using the underground rail way. A friend keeps knocking at my door and doesn't want to leave especially with me and her shoes outside. I have a friend thats famous for that

My friends keep saying why dont i go to lagos and look for a job. And i told em lagos isnt exactly how they think it is. I like that statement that jobs are limited unless u know your way.

kcbaba007:
Wow, knowledge is key, wetin u no know big pass u. Kindly, suggest forums and manuals u can also download to achieve this too. Thanks

cejikonsports@gmail.com

For landcruiser 80 models

https://forum.ih8mud.com/threads/1991-3f-e-de-smog-performed.315482/

You see why its good to read. Most of these mechanics dont use scanner. At 2011 i couldn't differentiate carburetor from injector
I diddnt know what compressor looked like
I never knew steering pump and tierod
I never knew what an obd looked like
But now i dont even know any mechanic workshops
I do most of the maintenance myself. Unless its too heavy its when i call for help. As for me i am my own mechanic.

People say owning a car is expensive to maintain. If you have knowledge of maintenance, youll be surprised that a 2005 corolla costs less to use than a 5kva generator.

I use a 1992 landcruiser and i have read so much, in just 6 months i had it, i have fixed a lot.
Factory says its 11mpg but when i followed some forums and downloaded some manuals i get 15/16mpg.
Most of theses mechanics perform sabotage. I showed a mechanic how to bleed brakes.

Been a DIY helps

HOLYDICK:
And 12 million naira just went up in that smoke

Its not more than 4million for toks ooo. 12 million ke wetin

Any one that votes in buhari for 2019 needs deliverance.
Also i dont think PDP should be given any position. May be the youth is better to rule

denziz:
Omo Agege is from Edo, not a Yoruba man.

Cant anybody read.
The poster has delta central and Ovie is actually a delta name. But i dont want to argue and defend an offender.

denziz:
Omo Agege is from Edo, not a Yoruba man.

Cant anybody read.
The poster has delta central and Ovie is actually a delta name. But i dont want to argue and defend and offender.

Im not scared of getting married. Im just scared of not getting married

I think we need a law enforcement agency to help protect these creatures

diportivo:
remove the front
and all I see is a nissan maxima

Haha fellow car lover

My game for don cut. I see why nairabet refused to allow me stake

Abeg leave them make them enjoy na. Na one idiot dey tell me say i watch too much nollywood movies.

Plus time minus is always minus (+x-=-)

They always say money must be made but they dont tell u how hard it is.
Abi dem no dey chop bread with shit again.

Fuking a pastor doesn't make u holy of a Saint.
Jeez wtf. Talking about sex like its skydiving. If u jumped off an airplane i will find u cool but common sausage and doughnut exercise. Please tell me something better

I could only imagine the bill the girl's parents gave the white man. Cuz igbo many fathers no dey sorry for person wen u see bill you would ask yourself whether they will be the people to take care of her after marriage. Well the guy try sha but the girl, well not bad but..... At least its minus 1 unmarried girl. Too many single women out there claiming to be girls. Its now our grandfathers are supposed to marry 5 to 6. But for we to marry 1 sef pass university project.

If you're using an exotic car and you cant really defend what you do for a living to use such a car. Not even a company identity card they would surely detain u. But if u have an identity card and can defend yourself before they intimidate you then you'll have no cause for alarm.
Its a game of police and thief my brother. And bribe is another way they collect their share.

I actually gave it some thought and i believe corruption of sars is because yahoo. Even if you aint a yahoo boy, merely looking like one draws em closer

Haha they seem pissed

asuustrike2009:
Wisdom is the key bro. When you apply correctly you would the desired result

Yeah and there are some things certain level of wisdom cant comprehend. Like the guy killing his mom. His wisdom is based on religion and diddnt weigh the facts properly its why he fulfilled the prophecy with his own hands

slumcat:
A fool and his money will eventually part, it doesn't matter if it's dirty or clean money.
A lot of criminals have succeeded in laundering dirty money and invested it into profitable ventures. It's all about individual discipline.
You're watching too much nollywood movies if you believe evil befalls every criminal in the end. Lots of successful fraudsters have diverted into businesses and politics. Naija mentality. Read about tinubu, yes jagaban. How did rochas start?
I feel sad seeing graduates earning a mere $100 - $300 after a month of hardwork.
But to each his own.

( You're watching too much nollywood movies if you believe evil befalls every criminal in the end) Only you don use you hand mention yourself as criminal. Thats why people like u shake wen u see a youth corper with a black top thinking they are the fuzz. Fear of the law.
Also i mentioned earlier about using politicians as excuse, you just did. Im not sure u know tinubu that well u only read stories. Know him in person.

You also left out the part of getting caught as a result of your flim flam activities. Why diddnt u make mention of the dark side engaging in bunco. Im sure evans started as low as yahoo. Now i guess thats nollywood in your view. Accept the truth and stop been vehement. I wouldn't urge a graduate to go for yahoo. Cuz wen the addiction kicks in you may end up scamming you own kinsman.

https://www.nairaland.com/4452013/beware-guy-lady-exposes-man

This guy was in the same class with my sister.
His name is tega and he graduated from Delta state university. A graduate like u. He started duping people with admission runs . Now he's gone further. Can u see his face. This is how yours will look like. What happens wen u get caught. He started and duped a lot of people he didn't end there with the little he got. He continued. The taste of stolen money got deep into his blood. Now see his face. Thats what happens

asuustrike2009:
Then you can't handle bad report. Wisdom is the key to handle cases like what you opined.

There are some cases that your own level of wisdom may not be able to handle.

slumcat:
Some people are meant to be poor anyway.

Some people are definitely gonna die poor

I have seen many yahoo boys that sprayed money in clubs, buy mega expensive cars and even built houses at the end of it all they lack financial management knowledge and end up selling it all. They find it hard to earn money the clean way and when its all gone they start involving themselves in fetish acts and armed robbery cuz they are addicted to quick money. Some die. Some run mad. Some go to prison. Its karma.
No be today yahoo dey. I had friends too living large counting dollars and traveling to dubai earning 10k dollars/week, some even got robbed of 10 to 15 millions naira due to someone getting the western union details and they dont feel it cuz the money they get is too much. They all gave me space cuz their level and my own aint the same. They always dissed me that i know far more than they do in computers yet im wasting my knowledge.
I felt bad and sad. My parents raised me never to steal but put yourself in the position of the person you're stealing from

I see them now and i thank God for delivering me from temptation. Cuz nobody likes rise and fall. They fell hard and cant get up, instead they become thugs. The mad ones are cocaine addicts.

So if its yahoo u wanna do carry on I'm not stopping you but dont be dumb and think maga is gonna keep paying forever although its way safer than armed robbery or drugs.