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Crime › Re: Thief Caught While Trying To Enter The House Of A London Based Man In Delta.PICS by gonkin(m): 9:01pm On Apr 23, 2018
Why do they always beg when they know it aint gonna help. Lazy youth. Maybe this is how he tot he could get away

Travel › Re: Driver Escapes Death As Truck Crushes His Vehicle Into Pieces In Calabar. Photos by gonkin(m): 8:55pm On Apr 23, 2018
Thank God for his life.
This looks like child abuse, the truck totally raped the audi 80 heads down. The audi 80 looks so helpless. Someone would give a big testimony in church
Romance › Re: Wedding Photos Of Couple Who Met On Facebook: "It All Started With Hello & Hi" by gonkin(m): 6:06pm On Apr 23, 2018
pornhub:
How else would it start with? Can I fvck your pussy?

Anyways HML to them.
This dude is really funny and 100 percent right. I just imagined that. Well its good. One less unmarried lady off the list
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Shot Dead In Philippines In Broad Daylight (Pictures) by gonkin(m): 6:02pm On Apr 23, 2018
Doing drugs is far more dangerous than yahoo, but all na crime. STAY AWAY FROM CRIME. NOW HE'S DEAD AFTER BAIL.
Celebrities › Re: Ufedo Sunshine's 24th Birthday Photos Spark Reactions by gonkin(m): 5:58pm On Apr 23, 2018
Im 30 and she still looks older than i am

Well if she's 24 now then she's really got acceleration in her aging factor. Thank God for good genes.
She's only 24 and if i waka pass this one i go greet am as 'ma'

Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Lady Offers Her Body To Miracle For Winning BBNaija by gonkin(m): 3:11pm On Apr 23, 2018
Yeah its normal, she wanna fxck a star
Politics › Re: Thugs Disrupt Pro-buhari Rally In Jigawa State by gonkin(m): 9:15am On Apr 23, 2018
People work 12 hours straight and cant earn 1 percent the cost of his son's bike and one aboki with no sense calls us lazy youth.

We don't want grandpas to rule anymore they ain't getting the job done.

Celebrities › Re: Shuga Shaa Who Took His Sex Doll To Ikeja City Mall On A Date Slams Hater by gonkin(m): 3:28pm On Apr 22, 2018
This is madness. Carrying a sex doll around is like walking naked
Celebrities › Re: Bizzyaski Kisses A Sex Doll, States Why It's Better Than Baby Mama by gonkin(m): 3:26pm On Apr 22, 2018
The extinction of women has begun. Dem don dey collect ashewo market. Soon you'll hear a guy breaking up with his girl to date a doll. One corner dance
Romance › Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by gonkin(m): 7:02am On Apr 22, 2018
deusdumeby:
your head dey there Bruv
Less than a minute? Even a tap doesn't flow that fast
Romance › Re: How Women's Taste In Men Changes As They Age by gonkin(m): 9:49pm On Apr 21, 2018
HERE'S MY VERSION

1. Under 21: Bad Boys
Women under 21 love the bad boy. All girls love bad boys, but if she’s 21 or under he is her ideal. Although Different women
have different standards for ‘bad boy’


2. 21 to 24: Stylish Rogues
By the time a girl’s hit 21, she’s becomes really selective cuz thats wen all categories of men really dial her number. HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED THAT GIRLS THAT FALL WITHIN THIS AGE RANGE PROUDLY BOAST TO BE SINGLE.


3. 25 to 28: Flourishing Men
At this stage she shifts from selecting mode to seeking mode. Now she's looking for a life partner with a particular set of specs
*Rich/successful and handsome criteria

4. 29 to 32: Forlorn Status
This is where settling down becomes the major prayer point. The stage were she's not just seeking but wishes to be found. Self esteem and pride is deleted. Humble to any guy that shows any sign of affection.



5. 33+: Pariah Stage
I wouldn't want my enemy to be 33 and unmarried. Sometimes i feel sorry for a girl to be 33 and cant speak or present a man in her life. Most of these WOMEN end up as 2nd wife or marry some baba thats over a decade older. The depression doesn't really let the lady think straight.

Romance › Re: SEE PHOTO: Makurdi Slay Queen Butt/nyash Pad Goes Wrong by gonkin(m): 9:07pm On Apr 21, 2018
Just hold that position. Quick get the Vaseline

Romance › Re: I Am Tired Of Been A Single Lady by gonkin(m): 7:38pm On Apr 21, 2018
LonelyHeart627:
You mentioned pure scammer? Thank you, I decided to quote you just for future sake. I am coming back to testify on this topic.
Like i should care.
Crime › Re: Missing Girl Who Left Her School With A Guy In Delta State (Photos) by gonkin(m): 12:44pm On Apr 21, 2018
She's probably enjoying her stay in a hotel somewhere
Romance › Re: I Am Tired Of Been A Single Lady by gonkin(m): 12:40pm On Apr 21, 2018
lonelyh627@gmail.com
Even the email speaks of loneliness.
You have awards and cant get a man. And at 25 what are u worried about. You still have 2 years till u start worrying about your future surname

Well my conclusion; This one is a pure scammer. Even put an email
Romance › Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by gonkin(m): 12:34pm On Apr 21, 2018
While using the underground rail way. A friend keeps knocking at my door and doesn't want to leave especially with me and her shoes outside. I have a friend thats famous for that
Travel › Re: 6 Things About Lagos That People From Other Cities Exaggerate About by gonkin(m): 7:58am On Apr 21, 2018
My friends keep saying why dont i go to lagos and look for a job. And i told em lagos isnt exactly how they think it is. I like that statement that jobs are limited unless u know your way.
Career › Re: How I Become A Vehicle Diagnostic Technician Through Nairaland by gonkin(m): 5:42pm On Apr 20, 2018
kcbaba007:
Wow, knowledge is key, wetin u no know big pass u. Kindly, suggest forums and manuals u can also download to achieve this too. Thanks

cejikonsports@gmail.com
For landcruiser 80 models

https://forum.ih8mud.com/threads/1991-3f-e-de-smog-performed.315482/
Career › Re: How I Become A Vehicle Diagnostic Technician Through Nairaland by gonkin(m): 8:10am On Apr 20, 2018
You see why its good to read. Most of these mechanics dont use scanner. At 2011 i couldn't differentiate carburetor from injector
I diddnt know what compressor looked like
I never knew steering pump and tierod
I never knew what an obd looked like
But now i dont even know any mechanic workshops
I do most of the maintenance myself. Unless its too heavy its when i call for help. As for me i am my own mechanic.

People say owning a car is expensive to maintain. If you have knowledge of maintenance, youll be surprised that a 2005 corolla costs less to use than a 5kva generator.

I use a 1992 landcruiser and i have read so much, in just 6 months i had it, i have fixed a lot.
Factory says its 11mpg but when i followed some forums and downloaded some manuals i get 15/16mpg.
Most of theses mechanics perform sabotage. I showed a mechanic how to bleed brakes.

Been a DIY helps
Crime › Re: Thugs Burn Lawmaker's SUV After Parking It In Front Of PDP Office In Rivers.PICS by gonkin(m): 9:51pm On Apr 19, 2018
HOLYDICK:
And 12 million naira just went up in that smoke
Its not more than 4million for toks ooo. 12 million ke wetin
Politics › Re: Buhari: "Nigerian Youths Are Uneducated, Lazy & Not Ready To Work" (Video) by gonkin(m): 11:16am On Apr 19, 2018
Any one that votes in buhari for 2019 needs deliverance.
Also i dont think PDP should be given any position. May be the youth is better to rule
Politics › Re: Police Arrest Senator Ovie Omo-Agege Over Mace Theft by gonkin(m): 5:19pm On Apr 18, 2018
denziz:
Omo Agege is from Edo, not a Yoruba man.
Cant anybody read.
The poster has delta central and Ovie is actually a delta name. But i dont want to argue and defend an offender.
Politics › Re: Police Arrest Senator Ovie Omo-Agege Over Mace Theft by gonkin(m): 5:18pm On Apr 18, 2018
denziz:
Omo Agege is from Edo, not a Yoruba man.
Cant anybody read.
The poster has delta central and Ovie is actually a delta name. But i dont want to argue and defend and offender.
Romance › Re: Why Are Men Scared Of Getting Married? by gonkin(m): 10:32pm On Apr 17, 2018
Im not scared of getting married. Im just scared of not getting married

Food › Re: Media Kingpin Slaughters Giant Sea Turtle For Food (Photos) by gonkin(m): 10:27pm On Apr 17, 2018
I think we need a law enforcement agency to help protect these creatures
Car Talk › Re: Lexus Launches New Flagship LS Sedan by gonkin(m): 8:14am On Apr 16, 2018
diportivo:
remove the front
and all I see is a nissan maxima undecided
Haha fellow car lover
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs West Bromwich Albion (0 - 1) On 15th April 2018 by gonkin(m): 6:47pm On Apr 15, 2018
My game for don cut. I see why nairabet refused to allow me stake
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Runs Mad In Lekki, Lagos. Goes Unclad (Video) by gonkin(m): 1:27pm On Apr 15, 2018
Abeg leave them make them enjoy na. Na one idiot dey tell me say i watch too much nollywood movies.

Plus time minus is always minus (+x-=-)

They always say money must be made but they dont tell u how hard it is.
Abi dem no dey chop bread with shit again.
Romance › Re: "I Have Sex With Pastors As Well" - Peace, Lagos Based Lady Reveals On Twitter by gonkin(m): 1:13pm On Apr 15, 2018
Fuking a pastor doesn't make u holy of a Saint.
Jeez wtf. Talking about sex like its skydiving. If u jumped off an airplane i will find u cool but common sausage and doughnut exercise. Please tell me something better
Romance › Re: White Man Rocks Traditional Outfit As He Marries His Igbo Bride (photos) by gonkin(m): 1:03pm On Apr 15, 2018
I could only imagine the bill the girl's parents gave the white man. Cuz igbo many fathers no dey sorry for person wen u see bill you would ask yourself whether they will be the people to take care of her after marriage. Well the guy try sha but the girl, well not bad but..... At least its minus 1 unmarried girl. Too many single women out there claiming to be girls. Its now our grandfathers are supposed to marry 5 to 6. But for we to marry 1 sef pass university project.

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