₦airaland Forum

shinarlaura:
Thanks.
Yeah I am

Wow, I knew it!
You're most welcome cutie.

shinarlaura:
Lol. Na the small one that God give me

Wow, you're absolutely beautiful! I'm just tripping! Your cuteness is just overwhelming. You're the Total package, from head to toe. Let me add, there's nothing small about that thing God gave you.

Are you by any chance Cameroonian?

[quote author=shinarlaura post=54255755][/quote]Chai, omo Mhen !
Na your picture dey your profile?

AY's wife looks just like a bimbo, good looking on the surface but absolutely no brains.

fernandoc:
abeg shut up. Do the math. Even if he earns 500k a month what is one days salary. It's too small to make news abeg. People are giving one year salary ur here making noise.

You're a blithering illiterate with absolutely nothing in your cranial cavity! Obviously, your comprehension ability is absolute zero. Where in the report did it say only one worker donated their one day salary? If 1000 members of staff of the bank voluntarily donate their day salary isn't it enough to make an impact in the lives of the destitute in an orphanage or elsewhere?

I ask you again how much of your salary have you ever donated to the needy? You and your ilk are the type that castigate other people who make their little contribution to the less privileged yet have never made a single effort in their lives to assist others.

fernandoc:
Only one day? Mschew

How much you don donate before? Even a minute salary you've never donated.

Na craze dey worry you. Which woman no get hairy pussy?

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EazyMoh:
See them sympathizers of corruption will never disappoint. Shameless beings!
Cc vedaxcool

Who is this retarrded m0ron cluttering up my mentions? Go to hell and burn to blazes you gay! Sanctimonious dingbat who considers himself holy and others corrupt.

Swear you have never given bribe in your entire miserable life or involved in corruption! Fucktardd!

You are gunning for the arrest of a petty thief, while your president whom you support embezzled funds while he was head of state, head of ptdf and still embezzling funds now. All his current ministers from Amaechi to Fashola are specialists in pen robbery and you are clamoring for the arrest of an innocent woman.

Shame on you assh0le!

Abeg make una leave this innocent woman. When you have finished arresting Amaechi, IBB, Abu Kyari, Bola Tinubu, etc, then you can come for this cute lady.

praiseejiro:
ok.wots ur birthday date?

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His birthday is 2nd March, yours is 1st March. Please babe, don't dull.

Abeg, is that six hundred thousand or Sixty thousand Naira?

This shii is hilarious. I wonder what they gain from all this charade. I wonder how much they paid the voice actor mimicking Buhari's voice.

Buhari called you from London, asked about your family and said farewell, he'll call you again later. Which means, he has no intention of coming back soon? Hehehe

The truth will out one day.

That's how innocent people are lynched everywhere in Nigeria. Hopeless, barbaric, sadistic set of people.

Hades2016:
me going to Kaduna how those that affect you brother , why u da carry another person matter for head na, you better calm down before another person natter kill you one day

You be real otele.

Hades2016:
Packing my bags am going to Kaduna right now ....

You never see nakedd girl before?

subtlemee:
Why the stress?

Curiosity I guess. I've satisfied my curiosity.

subtlemee:
Not hostile but shocked kinda

Okay, better.
I checked you out on Facebook, that's all.

subtlemee:
How on earth did you come by that information?

Nawa o. You sound so pissed, you really don't have to be hostile you know.

Muzanga:
And nobody is talking about that space between a man's dick and his balls. Smells like damp clothes. Some guys wear one pair of boxers for 3months.

Word!

Now here's a woman with a lotta experience in balls sniffing.

ireneidiva:
bullshiii

What ever!

ireneidiva:
They wrecked her marriage how? They made her husband cheat, sent him to give her std and beat her? please tell me exactly how? Which witches and jealous people? smh

Hold on. Are you a Nigerian? Do you believe in diabolical forces, black magic, juju etc?

ireneidiva:
So her marriage crashed because she put it in social media? That's what made her husband cheat and beat her right?

A little comprehension skill is needed here baby. Let me break it down for you. She put her entire life on social media, the witches, jealous people and bad people out there saw it and came for her, wrecking her marriage by manipulating her husband. Comprende?

subtlemee:
People advertise all these and are still happily married...

What rocks one's boat may sink others,that's what makes life interesting

Cute nurse, how's your day going?

Chai

NLchikeeto:
Wow......... .it's obvious........... I pray 2 av a child as beautiful as she is, wen d time comes. Amen

Let's do it babe.

donsteady:
Plz deploy police in the northern part of the country. Their levels of reasoning is quite disturbing.

Lol, they might blame the Christians for the Eclipse.

poshestmina:
God ,please i don't want kids that will disgrace,stress,abandon ,kill or ever make me unhappy .AMEN

That lady in your dp, is she wearing a mask?

wadaz:
THANK YOU VERY MUCH PAL....I REALLY APPRECIATE

You're most welcome.

Surgery is the only sure way to increase the size of your male member. You wouldn't wanna go through the trauma of a penile extension surgery though, it's too risky.

I think it's time for you to let her know the size of your organ, if she sticks by you afterwards then you'd know she's the one for you. If she doesn't stay, then move on. I assure you there are many women out there that desire guys with small organs. You'll most definitely find your match some day.

That's why marrying a virgin is the only sure thing to guarantee you peace of mind. Marrying a non virgin whose sexual history you know nothing about is a no-no.

Some of them ladies have engaged in all sorts of kinky, weird, debasing, depraved, nauseating sexual acts with their numerous past lovers, and you are only bringing untold woes to yourself if you marry them. Marry a virgin and she'll be content with whatever you give her, she'll be satisfied with what you have to offer her in the bedroom. If this Op had married a virgin, this thread would not have been created in the first place.

A lesson to every guy in the house.