₦airaland Forum

jayon:
am a yoruba man but am tired of being a yoruba man for many reasons attached to the tribe, want to change and become an igbo man, or delta,anyone here who can help because am tired of being a yoruba man, i mean like how to change my state of origin and even my name e.t.c.Thanks Please will be waiting for your suggestions

Wow, you did well my child, please everyone give this brave man a round of applause! NOT!

You are either a Yoruba hater masquerading as a Yoruba man or someone under the influence of an illegal substance. If you're truly a Yoruba man (Very unlikely) you need your head examined, no offense here buddy, I just find your request very disturbing and derogatory.

BABEELOVE:
he he he he he he he he he he! I see! Where were you when he was vomitting his own personal tirade? You Nairalanders never seize to amaze my "humble" self.----you and your gang mentality---I may be silent when you attack me, but don't think I have be any means forgotten. I just wait for the right time to give it back to you served cold and damp! So Mr. grafikdon--anything else?

Militia Milli Da Milli, I think you're are mixing me up with somebody else . I am not familiar with the poster because this is the first time I came across that name on this forum. . . don't see the poster insulting you on the thread. . . perhaps whatever it was he said to you was deleted. . . I have no idea. I am very positive I have never attacked you nor anyone on this forum for that matter (except Mohadana/Dimka/Okoroamadi/Pilas, ABA4Lyfe and Chichi88 and I did not even attack them. . . I merely asked them to shut it 'cause their tribal tirade was getting too ugly). If you think my reply to you was an ''Attack/insult", you got it all wrong. I merely thought your outburst was unnecessary.

If you had a beef with the poster on another thread, you shoulda said so instead of accusing me of 'ganging up and insulting' you.

Militia, the guy said he was sick and it could be anything from pneomania to bronchitis, your 'spreading disease' tirade was totally uncalled for. . . or perhaps you know a lot more about the guy on a personal level, no?

Why would anyone doing serious work with XP consider that?

Seun:
I don't think graphic tablets are that effective. You should draw on paper and then scan your work.

That's the most effective method of comic book creation. Gives you a lot of freedom.

laudate:
Termite, ke?? Talk true?

Oh yeah. . . na true o. The thing tastes just like a mixture of chicken and crayfish and it is crunchy!!!. That is if you get the ones with big heads. . . they taste pretty good raw but if you did not crunch 'em as soon as you pop 'em in your mouth, they'd bite off your tongue. . . They taste a lot better when 'baked'. . .

Lafem:
Anyway, I'm not shocked nor perturbed by the naysayers'/cynics' responses -- most great achievements had their cynics and critics --

It is no surprise. Todd McFarlane of the Image Comics and Spawn Franchise was rejected 700 times but he was very adamant refused to listen to the nay sayers. Guess who's laughing now.

Snake- (tastes like azu mangala)
Grashopper- (Not sure that's 'meat'but it tastes like crayfish)
Rabbit -(tastes like chicken)
Squirrel -(Tastes like well. . . meat)
Owl- (Tastes like chicken)
Lizard (Tastes like . . . squirrel)
404 (Gear box)
Buffalo testicles
Hedge Hog
Porcupine
Wolf (Just like 404)
Cat- (tastes like rabbit)
Termite
Dove
Alligator
Frog (Tastes like fish)
. . . et cetera et cetera. . . list plenty.

Note that I skipped stuff like beef, pork, mutton. . . they are normal meat, no need adding them to the list

[quote author=+osisi link=topic=54672.msg1490341#msg1490341 date=1189642395]There is no kind of thread you won't find here.[/quote]I read the thing and I weak o. You can be rest assured it was fellow 'Nigerian' that fed her with that 'truth'. Can you blame the girl sef when she got her info from the 'horse's mouth'. . . anyway, a cow can moo and gallop but it can never lay eggs.

Na wa for WAEC oh. . . as much as I'd like to unleash a barrage of insults on whoever fed you that dog poop sandwich, MaryD I am surprised you even put into consideration that concept might be true. . . I mean, c'mon! I mean. . . really. . . this is beyond ridiculous. Pardon my curiousity. . . are you an American by any chance?

@Raymand, that was a test. . . it's not really part of any project. I will upload an advanced/polished version later.

@ hexgear You're right. I acquired an instancing plug in for Lightwave (HD Instance) and decided to give it a shot. Wanted to know how far I could go with about 400 000 warriors charging across the screen. I was dumbfounded when my workstation didn't crash and the rendering speed pretty just normal (1.5 minutes per frame). I have done a lot more now with better movement and more realistic plains using Vue 6 Xstream.

@4serious na so now. . . before nko? If the man wan seven cows and seven goats, we go beging play Marco Polo until he accept my term. . . because I am not giving anything more than alligator pepper, few tubers of yam, kolanut, crate of 'Stout' and crate of 'mineral'. . . I will bring a cow and Hennesy out of my own free will but if I find anything that looks like a cow in their list. . . they's be lucky if they get one eyed rat from me. . . That's not how we do it in my 'village'. . .

@ osisi, our people never jam mbekwu (tortise) I can always make them dance to my tune when the time comes, ain't nobody pushing me into bringing a herd of cows for umunna and umuada . . . one I offer them kolanut, he goat, palm wine and cowries. . . the rest is up to me.

But seriously, the lsit is highway roberry. It's not about affordability because some people can afford a herd of cows but they will always frown, knowing they are getting ripped off. Since when did benson and Hedges become our tradition On the other hand, if you love your wife, you will do anything (including amu robiri) to secure that queen. You can always complain later. . .

Well. . . let me hand you the raw truth: Trying to abolish dowry is more difficult than drowning an elephant with a drop of water. The whole problem will sort itself out, because by the time Papa Ogbenyeanu drives away 5 potential grooms who couldn't cope with the ridiculous 300-page list. . . two things will happen:

1. Ms. Ogbenyeanu will tell them to shove it and marry her prince charming, dowry or not.

2. Papa Ogbenyeanu will gladly accept the four tubers of yam, One crate of 'Star', two crates of 'mineral', one keg of palm wine , a bowl of kolanut. . . and call it a day.

[quote author=+osisi link=topic=76264.msg1479623#msg1479623 date=1189386762]why are people taking up new user names with 2 and 3 posts under their belts to argue their points.
COWARDS!!
Real men answer to their names.
Men without balls don't![/quote]Was wondering the same thing. . . pretty suspicious, if you ask me. But hey. . .

Dimka, how many ID's do you have?

guddsid:
grafikdon please i would need your help,i need some softz (just the setups)please attach them and send via email to sejixe@yahoo.com ,plz they are maya,after effct,flash,photoshop and lightwave i have searched alot but couldnt find em.just d setups and serial please thanks,any of them would do.

guddsid, at the risk of getting slapped with the 'hypocrite' stamp. . . discussing crack and so on is a very 'sensitive' issue for me. . . if you're a beginner, there are so many options available to you. Blender in top on the list and you don't have to worry about 'infringement' issues because it is FREE and pretty much powerful, with a fluid system that could rival 'Da big 5' (Lightwave, XSI, Max, Maya, C4D). There's Maya PLE, Vue PLE and Houdini Apprentice. These apps have the same functionality as the commercial version with a few limitation ranging from unobtrusive watermarks and perhaps a file format limited to that very version. The bottom line is if you master blender, you can easily switch to Max, XSI, Lightwave as the case may be.

Go to the websites and download 'em, if you got issues, I could work out something (time is killing me here) . . . like putting them on a DVD rom and mailing 'em. . . but try downloading 'em first. If you got questions, feel free to ask. . . I'll answer 'em to the best of my knowledge.

zPixel:
LOL

OOOOOOOkay. . .my people let's join hand together to shun the evil spirit of 'Kparakpoism' for this is the moment of truth!!!! And the good book says ''The truth shall set you free!!"


1. Igbos are not united
2. Igbos are fat and ugly simply because they are not united
3. Igbo women have oversized bakassi because they are not united
4. All Igbo men are fat belly-cookie cutter accent-sorry excuse of Nigerian men because of Igbo disunity!
5. Igbo men have bloated testicles because Igbos refused to unite
6. Igbos love money so much, because of lack of unity.
7. Retarded Igbo people won't let the good man Chris Uba be, because they can't support their own! They'd rather vote for Abubacha.
7. Igbos love to suck on their crack pipe just like Militia, simply because they lack unity.

My people, it is the moment of truth. . . we suck!!! If you disagree with me, you need unity in your life, you retards!!!!

My name means (Ob. . . something) ''The Will of God"

Mandora:
Dont get me wrong am also Igbo. But part of d prob stems from d fact that even d I[b]gbos r not united[/b]. Igbos r one group of people who never help one another something that other tribes never do. I believe if we can form a united front it would b more difficult 4 others 2 marginalise us

My sister, please leave that matter because it is the most redundant and despicable term in the history of Nigeria. If Igbo 'unite' and speak with 'one voice', they deserved to be driven into the Atlantic Ocean because it is not only unhealthy and unnatural, it is detrimental to their existence. That term 'Igbos are not united' is very popular among the spiritually (and physically) indolent. I never respond to such people because I believe it is better to let them wallow (choke and drown) in their rancid pool of bigotry, prejudice, ignorance, malice and superficiality. However, I hardly resist the attempt to reply when it comes from somebody that should 'know better'. Don't join the empty chorus, please, yank yourself away from the shameless peddlers of this atrocious fallacy.

I find such a concept ridiculous. Like Mckren said, Nigerians (Should we say a vast majority of Nigerians, irrespective of ethnic orientation) are confused and misguided. Have we all forgotten the Abacha days? Has it ever occurred to anyone that some people see the demon Chris Uba as a 'Saviour' and 'son of the soil''? What about Babangida and Adedibu who are like 'Gods' to some people? It's a Nigerian disease, plain and simple. Besides, there's little credibility in tales of old men high on ogogoro in a drunken revelry. . .

In No Special Order;

Sam Ogbemudia
Odumegwu Ojukwu
Wole Soyinka
Chinua Achebe
Phillip Effiong

Ukpabi ukpabi! Toshman ejighi anya ya ahu ihe na sketi. . .

Umu ibe, ka anyi were ohere a nye Ogbuefi Toshman aha otutu. . . bikonu ka anyi chikota isi onu mara nke a ga enye ya. Ndia bu ndi mbu n'obi

Otu: Nwanyidiuto
Abua: Nwanyibundu
Ato: Agboghobia akola m
Ano: Nwanyidagbue m
Ise: Makuo agboghobia

Haile if you want him to scoop the sand underneath your feet and pour em down his throat (Meaning, bow down before thee in respect and adoration) type the following:

(Insert name of guy),

So gi bu anwu na eti na ndu mu
Ahurum gi n'anya karia kpakpando di n'igwe
I bu agachaa Ogwu, onweghi onye Ihe di ka gi
Ukpaka n'agba na udu mmiri
Otu Onye a na asi Unu abiala
Agwo turu mbe
A ga m ahugi n'anya rue mgbe ebighi ebi.

younghoodi:
yo my nigga u can't teach me shit am just telling the true are u igbo?

The most frustrating thing is to have a sane discussion with a ''know- it- all'' teenager. And please, I will appreciate it if you stop addressing me as 'nigga'.

younghoodi:
why are u dissin me i was just telling the true i love all nigerian tribe but the true is the true.

Truth? You have no idea the difference between truth and prejudice. Go and read/research more on the two words and come back and proclaim yourself the ultimate 'truth merchant'. I have suffered your type before and I am certain you're a teenager. It is well, you will attain maturity with age and hopefully it will sanitize your reasoning, because right now, there's so much room for improvement. No, I am not 'dissing' you, I don't go that route.

younghoodi:
i don't even know those words u just said i know yoruba people they are popular lovely people i like em allot,but haussa's err where my nigga in the hole west-africa am moving to this country next to naija call benin cotonou and i have never meet a menber of the 419 tribe.

Nigeria is the laughing stock of Africa and the world because of people like you. You label an entire ethnic group as criminals when you have not met up -00.0% of them. I feel very sorry for you because your hatred and vile prejudice will burden your poor soul for a very unimaginable long period .