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Nigeria1. . . Kanto used 'Voodoo Satellite' as a figure of speech. Think about that. Another point is this: Your ''Voodoo Satellite" does not tell us anything about how many floors a building contains since all we see are straight on aerial shots or are we now to assume that every 'building' is a bungalow? It is common knowledge that some buildings are well obscured by trees in Nigeria and your ''Voodoo Satellite" is incapable of revealing such buildings.

Voodoo Satellite = Figure of speech, not 'okija' Satellite, you hear? I just want to point that out.

NASA is not perfect
USA Government is definitely not perfect. . . actually, I avoid any government organization like cancer due to gross incompetence and negligence, case in point; USPS!!!!!

Lol. The stuff is like searching for a grain of sand in a heap of dust.

Amen!

Before you 'pay' , you need to make use of the numerous free resources on the net.

Well said. WE SHOULD NOT BE allowed to host anything until we clean our house.

Oga Nigeria1, creation of more states will ONLY generate more hell-bound, brain dead 'lootocrats' , malevolent political jobbers and irresponsible enthusiasts. It will increase our headache and (ACS) [b]A[/b]cute [b]C[/b]orruption [b]S[/b]yndrome by 70%. Population has nothing to do with is because NO STATE in Nigeria can boast of 100% ''Sons of the soil". Things went down hill after they gave us 19 States (and things have continued to go downhill). We need to PERMANENTLY HALT the useless/worthless/retarded/retrogressive/fraudulent/treacherous/putrid/lurid exercise that is the creation of states and clean up our houses!

See man (Nigeria) wey in house dey burn and e take shovel pursue rat!

Okay folks. We've had our fair share of the animated TV series that left us thinking ''WTF? ?". Note that it is not about the animation but rather, the concept, character development and character interaction. Let's have your list and if possible the reason why you just can't be caught watching a particular show. Bear in mind that one man's dumb ass cartoon is another man's blockbuster, so don't waste your time on the defense wall if your blockbuster is tagged 'dumbass', just drop your own list and relax. On a final note, we are talking about TV series here.



1. Shin Chan: I really tried to get the hang of this but all I see is a kid juggling football with his bubble butt. . . seriously, WTF?

2. Assy McGee: Buttocks that happened to be a cop, talks, drinks. . . I seriously don't get this. . .couldn't take it anymore than a couple of minutes.

3. Perfect hair Forever: Not exactly dumbass but this thing is so creepy. . . maybe due to the 'creepiness' I lost the whole gist. Couldn't stand it at all!


More to come!

I saw a couple of episodes and I must say the visuals and animation are top notch but it isn't doing in for me. It ain't pulling me in one bit. Just a sharp contrast to Batman, Batman Beyond, X-Men Evolution and Justice League. Too much off colour jokes ruined the whole thing for me.

@ hexgear, you MUST add the following to your list:

Ghost In S Shell: Stand Alone Complex
Death Note
Trinity Blood
Eureka 7
The Boondocks (well not exactly 'anime' but it is well worth it)

@samir101ng, I dey for ground o my brother, but mostly active in Graphics and Politics (really wasting precious time in that section). Besides, I've been cooking up quite a lot of gigs lately (animation of course! ) and ready to exhale. . . (kick web azz series )

I say. . . Woof! Woof! To the massive scary bulldog with gums and no teeth, Mujahid Naija One, the soldeir of 'God'

Woof! Woof!

Lol The guy na original comedian. Who needs Basket Mouth and I go Die when in dey house.

This wind still dey blow?

Corel. . . who?

At the moment, the situation has been taken care of. Big thanks to those who responded. I appreciate the effort.

If you can speak/read/write French, I have a small gig for you. I'd like you to get in touch with me through the email address on my profile. Location does not matter as long as you have access to the internet. Bear in mind this is a paying gig, not another 'work for free' nonsense, if you don't have anything to offer, please stay put, do not waste your time.

Cheers.

nigeria1:
90% of the people of lagos are traders, either yoruba or Igbo or hausa,

Say what!? Ojigbijigbi!!! So my brother, make I ask you one small kweshon, na who dey buy if Ayodele, Okonwko, Tamuno, Usman, Edem , Ogbenyeanu, Ireti, Mama Odenson and Ukoh dey sell? I don't have anything against paraga but when you shack paraga with bucket, it becomes a cause for concern.

nigeria1:
Look if Yar Adua and the senate do not correct this injustice. We the Yorubas would take action that even Yar Adua and the senate would never dream of. And I am speaking not only from myself but onbehalf of the over 40 million yorubas, Afenifere and the council of Elder of Yorubas because I am Yoruba man and automatically i am qualified to make this statement. Any Yoruba man who support policy put inplace to put our people in disadvantage is traitor to the YorubasRace.

You mean like the Tutsi Vs Hutu ethnic cleansing that you earlier proposed? You get worse every minute. Doctor Watson must have used folks like you as a yardstick. I know you are no different from a noisy barking nuisance of a puppy that will tuck his tail and scamper when a burglar blinks, but it is disturbing that at this age people still reason like caged gorillas under the influence of palm wine.

On a side note, I can assure you (Since you are apparently oblivious of the fact) that 98% of Nigerians (If they are really honest) will tell you that Yoruba is not synonymous with ethnic cleansing, so my brod a, speak for yourself.

davidylan:
there really was no debate . . . just 7 endless pages of whining and building of castles in the air. coupled with a few women letting their hormones lose on those who dare say the opposite.

GBAM!

Good for you, my brother. Try not to speak with authority on things you do not know.

nigeria1:
And to the man that claim that Igbo are 30% every state, You make me laugh.

Look 90% of the Igbo adult in lagos are into trade. they own stores, How many store in lagos, let says 200,000 stores . If you use that your claim of 30%, that they own 30% of the store, Let use 40% , the yoruba and other Nigerian run the other stores,


200,000 in lagos , if one man own a store each, and Each Igbo man have 7 children, and one wife, making 9 per household,

40% of 200,000 is = 200000 * 40/ 100= 80,000 stores,

80,000 x 9( igbo household) = 720,000 igbos in lagos,

720,000/ 17 million= 4.4% of Lagos,


How many seller in a store to a buyer, for every seller, there are at least 20 buyer, Most of them are yorubas,

Why don't you simply join 'youths' and 'police' to chase women in trousers and mini skirts? Are you telling me the only Igbo people in Lagos are the 'traders' with their '200, 000' stores and '7 children'? Dude, how old are you. . . 'cause sometimes you rave and rant like a 12 yr old boy drunk on a bucket of soda. It's pretty hard to have any meaningful discussion with you because your views are very distorted and irrational.

Don't you get tired of this your 'peeping tom' 'satellite ' that shows us 'everything' on the ground, including those who use coco yam leaves to wipe off after taking a dump?

Too bad they snubbed Naija on this one. You can catch fresh Episodes of Cartoon Network's Adult Swim here. New episodes are posted every Friday. I only watch Boondocks, Trinity Blood, Ghost In a Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Eureka 7, Big O , Lucy the Daughter of the Devil, and sometimes Moral Orel. . . the rest I ingore. ENJOY, fellas.

http://www.adultswim.com/video/index.html

The woman is the king of idiots and imbeciles. Ewu

Maybe there's too much '' Strong Independent Black Women".

Make una leave the man jo. . .and bye the way, since when did it become weird for a full blooded straight Nigerian man to remain unmarried at 37?

Welcome to YESTERDAY, my brother.

nwando:
The obatapipipi,killed and buried babyosisi.
Love this topic!!
This is a rough subject y'all.
I would dare to say that men,Naija and non Naija love submissive women (submissive does no mean door mat)
Every married woman who hopes to marry ought to know this.

If by a strong independent woman the poster is referring to a woman who carries a label that reads
"anything a man can do,I can do also"
I pray my brothers keep away from such sef.
If I were a man I would not go near such.
They can carry their strength somewhere else.

On the other hand,no woman should be prevented from reaching her full God-given potential.
No woman should live in an abusive relationship,physical or emotional.

Any woman who sees herself "too strong" to be a wife ought to stay unmarried
and any man with controlling,jezebelic personalities ought to stay unmarried
It's not by force.

What else can I say? Abeg someone give Nwando de Nwando a basket of Arochukwu coconut and a bowl of Ngwo ngwo and isi ewu!

nwando:
A monkey in an SUV

Nwando de nwando! You wikkid o. . . you just flattened the guy with a howitzer!

lol

Gamine:
ha ha heh he heh

Grafikdon there was no need stating the obvious

i can assure that at this moment he has been dealt with

No wonder my homeboy Pixel vanished into thin air. . . those mango sized bumps on his head (as a result of butt/head whuppin') gotta take a while to heal. . .

zPixel:
Your dry jokes

Gamine has black belt in Taekwando and 'Chow Pow'. . . get ready to receive your first butt whuppin' from a beautiful girl. . .

lol. . .

One man's meat. . .

lol. . .