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Aphrygian:
Baked by her does not necessarily mean decorated by her

Go and read the post again

NwaAmaikpe:



This is the advantage of attending a finishing school unlike the slayqueens of today.

But, the only disadvantage is that such women will never give a BJ even if their lives depended on it.

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For once you made sense

Zuluhead:
rather cutting of cake should alway spring up spontaneously, birth anniversary, dating anniversary, first kiss anniversary, first sex anniversary, lobola anniversary, pets anniversary, conceivced anniversary, matric anniversary, convocation anniversary, everyday anniversary. Infact you cut cake everyday or rather still open a cake shop.

Ice cream cake on my mind...

@ topic, the husband must have been a beast

Village people at work

What if it wasn't killed by a man?I smell jealous ex

XhosaNostra:
Hmmm...doesnt look so funny to me. It could be a start of something serious. Perhaps it's a lonely, rejected someone who thought a sex doll would fill the void & is now angry it didn't. Subsequently, he could start killing for real.

You watch too much CSI and C and I

hopilo:
5079 ke!!!

I just taya o!

Saudiboy,

You guys both need time off together.

I suggest you take a trip out of town and out of all the hullabaloo of in laws for the weekend and talk about all these problems.
Only you and your wife can solve it.

She's being manipulated by her sister. I think you should go and pack her load with your car. Just do it out of love, and both of you should resolve that no in-laws, your mum ot hers will come and live with you guys, at least for now.

As long as you guys are still banging each other, you still have a good hold on her and her emotions. You have her mum switch, so you know what to do get her back

bidemz:
Lol... you dey craze oo
Funny enough no one could help OP recover his phone

U try am first na. Am not lying. I did it today today and my fone was on silent. Tracked and my phone with my laptop, found it under the table inside carton, courtesy my 2yr old

blazesam:
I wish to know how to get to my phone. Please any assistance from any where or body?

Ask google.

For real.
If you had gmail on your phone just use another device, log into your gmail then ask google, "where is my phone?" It will give you the location of all the phones connected to your email

Donald Trump snared headlines across the world by announcing yesterday he would meet with North Korea, breaking with years of American policy that held such a meeting could only happen if North Korea made concessions on its nuclear program first. It turns out Trump’s foreign policy masterstroke did not come as the result of a Metternichtian calculation but instead a completely spontaneous outburst.


It sounds from this account that Trump had no real idea that North Korea has always wanted a face-to-face meeting with the U.S. president, and the U.S. has always imposed conditions. That would certainly be the logical interpretation of this account, given that, in the last week, Trump has confused North Korea with the other, extremely different South Korea, and demanded a laughably tiny $1 billion trade concession from China when he was supposed to demand $100 billion. It certainly appears Trump believed, in the moment, that North Korea had not been interested in a meeting until then, so he needed to take the deal before they changed their mind. Whatever. Art of the Deal.

So then the administration rushed out its breakthrough announcement. But now the administration has to slowly back away without quite acknowledging it is doing so. Press Secretary Sarah Sanders told reporters today Trump won’t meet with North Korea unless they offer concrete concessions beforehand:



Of course, that’s the old policy. Which means Trump shot off his mouth and got excited and then his advisers had to explain to him why he can’t do that. Or maybe they haven’t explained it to him and are backing out without his permission. Whatever the explanation, the major policy change Trump announced appears to be completely moot because he plays the president on television but isn’t really president.

BushWickBill:
As a former worker in TREM I can tell you it was compulsory.

As a former graduate of School of Discipleship I can tell you it was compulsory

Yes he didn't threaten anybody, but it was implied in several ways that it was compulsory.

To me it is still the same. Whether or not there was a threat. He used to take one sunday in every month to pray for tithers. That is a subtle way to coerce people into tithing.

Well, your kettle of fish.

It remains my humble opinion

BushWickBill:
This is not true.

It may not have been said explicitly, but tithing was made compulsory. It was implied.

firstly as a Worker and graduate of School of Discipleship, you had to be a tither. Tithe booklets were issued.

Big Daddy used to take a Sunday to pray for tithers.

Even he has admitted that he used to preach that non-tithers are cursed.

I wasn't a worker or sch of discipleship member. I was just a go- to- church person and i did not feel coerced to pay tithe. He didnt threaten fire and brimstone like I saw in other places. As far as I was concerned it wasn't by force.

I just watched this video again..

He is going to have many enemies for this ooo!

"It is not every gift you take, take the one that can let you sleep"

"Even if I didn't see taking first fruits in the bible, my conscience will not let me"

God bless you Big Daddy"

No wonder!!!

I grew up in TREM. From Akoka HQ to Obanikoro old church, to the mega church. I never heard the word First Fruit. The only things we did were tithe and offering. And tithing was optional. Very optional. If you wanted to donate money in church towards a project, it was your choice by making a vow.

Until I visited BLW on campus because we didn't really have a TREM campus fellowship...and I kept wondering what the hell first fruit meant.

Big Daddy didn't teach us such. Where you will hear big daddy's voice is Discipline and Faith.

As a child, chai, I had faith for Africa because of what he preached in church. I still have Faith sha

Callmemike:
Thanks a lot for the optimism. We need it. Moreso he hears commands and carries out instructions. He is a sweet kid. Just his speech is lacking

Youtube to the rescue.

Just buy him a tab and let him watch YouTube videos for kids.

My 2 year old learnt everything from YouTube!

greiboy:
You can't arrest the mother for the abortion. Unless your girlfriend is below 18 years, or forced by her mother against her wishes at gun point or something

Plus you don't have any evidence that your girlfriend was pregnant for you with twins prior to her abortion.

I will advise you to let it go.

Thank you.

I suspect she was never pregnant in the first place. They tried to scam you but their liver failed them when you started talking marriage instead of settlement

Foolish gehl!

Chioma ti take over

Why did he fight back?

Sebi they still took the phone and rings?

And so?

NwaAmaikpe:



Please what I want to know is,
Who took the parking space at the end of the day?

My thoughts exactly!

Checked86:
from your story, i think you care about garri more than whatever happens between your girl and her school son. i love garri too. as far they do not touch the garri, we can manage every other things

I feel you.
I love garri so tey, I gauge the garri level every time I enter and exit the kitchen .

Please oh, OP, sorry o!

In all these things you listed, it is only the garri that is paining you?

Your girl is a garden tool, a hoe actually.

You can keep her as side chic and look for a wife to marry

After all the British accent, they will still fail waec.

Herd mentality

Ess:
Good set of advise there...however dont over eat before your flight with foods that can be toxic to your bele.
I and my friend once took a bottle of coke each about 2 hours to our flight and we suffered the whole flight and the transit airport with running stomache.

Seconded.

It is also his first time flying so he should watch out for air sickness. I threw up all through my first flight and my stomach felt like it was stuck in the air.

seguno2:
You have to check more than your grammar.
How about a visit to Yaba left

I can see you are frustrated and your sense of humour is outdated. How about a visit to the lagoon?

12submarine:
So why can't you go cashless on your resources? What makes her foolish? Is it your money?

Is it your foolish?

seguno2:
Cashless yet snake swallowed N36 million.
Cashless yet monkey swallowed N70 million.
Do you know what cashless actually means

They could have swallowed it from the bank

Mynd44:
Horrible acting. At some point, I felt like I was watching something else with the song playing in the background.

And please which filling station leaves its pumps and customers can dispense the amount they want in Nigeria?

Abeg, this doesn't cut it.

There goes 7 minutes of my life I am never getting back

I disagree. Open your mynd when u watch the video

It is a lovely concept. Resist drug abuse temptation. It leads to the grave.

Great message.

Great choreography. Michael Jackson's thriller comes to mind.

unitysheart:
Na thief she be. She wan use Ghana just go carry the money ni. Were somebody.

Foolish woman. She doesn't know we have become a cashless society.

For those that refused to read. Here is the summary:

The court has asked banks to release patience account.
The banks have complied and released the accounts.
Patience wants the banks to pay her over $3m in cash
Banks say it is impossible. She should provide bank details for transfer. They gave her chq/ bank draft

Patience refused to collect saying it must be cash because it was paid in as cash.
Banks said, ok, whenever you are ready come and collect your cheque.
Patience vexed and went to court again

Meanwhile efcc is doing press up to capture the funds again.

Please who knows patience should tell her to provide bank details so that they can transfer the funds. If she doesn't have, I can give her mine.

decatalyst:
Are you sure you are intact?

Dele Giwa comes to mind. IBB sent him letter bomb in 1986