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Romance / Re: Signs A Girl Will Say Yes! To Marry You by Grandamante: 10:25pm On Apr 15, 2020
Marriage proposal with it's engagement ring is a tradition immersed in social inauthenticity and mechanical existence.

U want to engage somebody in something as life-altering as marriage, instead of discussing with the person profoundly, privately and genuinely first, nope, u want it to be a surprise,u organise a party, invite relatives, friends and wishers, bought diamond ring, climb a table, inform relatives, friends and wishers that u want to marry this girl, climb down from the table, kneel down in front of girl, bring out well-hidden glittering diamond ring, then u now ask her for the first time, "do u want to marry me?", because u want it to be a surprise; u want to surprise her into marriage. Heck, it is u. She should be glad u are even asking her to marry u. U re helping her by marrying her. She must accept, instantly. There is no room for thinking about it. There is no deliberation. What the hell? Look at it well. Pure diamond.

And of course the girl must accept. Even if she has her doubt. U cannot come and disgrace the dude among relatives, friends and wishers. U should not be that heartless.
Romance / Re: You Might Be A Prostitute, UNKNOWINGLY! by Grandamante: 9:38pm On Apr 15, 2020
If not that sex has been demonized, nothing would ve been wrong or demeaning with prostitution.

They give pleasure with their God-given body and talent and they are paid for it.

The same way a singer gives pleasure with his/her God-given voice and talent and he/ she is paid for it.

Likewise an actor, with his voice and talent.

A footballer, with his body and talent.

A dancer, with his body and talent. ETC

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Romance / Re: Is This True About Male And Female (in Regards To Sex) by Grandamante: 8:56pm On Apr 15, 2020
Lies.
Men SMV does not go up with age. All those things u listed increase only the man social standing not his sexual market value. A young lady being with an old man is always about what she will stand to gain from what the man has not that he grew old and he became more attractive.

Have u ever seen attractive women being with impoverished old or middle-aged men. Men of this category who show interest in young attractive ladies are always mocked and labeled creeps.

It is easier for older women to elicit the services of younger studs without any material gifts (remember MILF) than for older men to do likewise.

Older men pay fortunes to be with nubile women.

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Romance / Re: Men's Virginity by Grandamante: 8:31pm On Apr 15, 2020
There is nothing like male virginity.

If male to be virgin is necessary nature would have made a male version of hymen(hi men). So u see, u issue should not be with men, it's with nature. U ve to ask urself, why did nature made it in such a way that something would burst and a girl would bleed when she has sex for the first time and for boys, nothing?

Nature must be a male-chauvinistic pig.

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Food / Re: Recommend N3k Soup That Will Last For 1 Week For A Family Of 12 by Grandamante: 8:26pm On Apr 15, 2020
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Celebrities / Re: My Pvssy Is Too Sweet, Any Man That Tests It Will Never Leave Me – Nkechi Blessi by Grandamante: 1:27pm On Apr 15, 2020
But it's not u that will confirm it, it's the men/women that ve been there. Unless if you do Bleep urself.
Romance / Re: Guys (men Only) I Need Your Help! by Grandamante: 1:08pm On Apr 15, 2020
Freebettingtips:


All my life I wanted to get a girlfriend that I can fall in love with for the rest of my life! No sex till marriage, get married have kids and never cheat on her
For this above, u should not date until u are about to marry for u own good.

When u ve a girlfriend and u are not soliciting to ve sex with her with ur genuine and innocent reasons, she may not see it that way. She may think that either u re weird or she is not attractive enough to make u abandon ur principles. She may, to prove to herself that all those her friends with their vagina-dripping sexcapades are not more attractive than her or that she may be missing out on something, may succumb to the seduction of that rake that ve been disturbing her since. If wittingly or unwittingly u get to hear of the tryst, u may be shattered, psychologically for life. The mental picture of that rake(u may even know him) climbing ur precious angel, spreading her legs wide, slapping her naked ass, bending her over the table, desecrating her or even having her pretty little mouth around his penis may hunt your young, innocent mind for life and may affect ur subsequent relationships.
Romance / Re: Attention Problems. by Grandamante: 12:19pm On Apr 15, 2020
It may not be ur fault. Many guys are so cheap with their attention, that it becomes worthless and less interesting.
Romance / Re: What Happens After A Failed Marriage Proposal? by Grandamante: 12:06pm On Apr 15, 2020
It only means u haven't passed all ur courses to graduate. Keep on studying her, one-day, one-day, u will graduate. U bachelor degree will improve to a husband degree and a wife will be bestowed unto you. Good luck.

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Romance / Re: Another 2 Weeks ���� Am Frustrated And I Need Prick ; Busty Ada (photos) by Grandamante: 11:59am On Apr 15, 2020
If u need prick go out and hunt for prick. U don't download prick from the internet. Ur neighbors, ur street guys. I believe if u re open minded enough u will find among them somebody who u fancy and who also fancies u.

Enyoy u prick, unapologetically.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Handsome Guys End Up With Less Attractive Women? by Grandamante: 7:29pm On Apr 14, 2020
Only struggling handsome guys end up with less attractive women. Those less attractive women are always doing ok before they met.

Handsome guys that are made are the peak in the dating market. They are the complete package.They end up with the most attractive of women. Check up on all those dashing movie stars, gorgeous sports stars etc and u will get what am saying. Unlike poles don't always attract.

By the way, guys should not date ladies they are more attractive than. She would be forever insecure even in ur old age. U know what they say about men and richer women. It's the same with women and finer men.

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Romance / Re: Question For Singles. by Grandamante: 1:25pm On Apr 14, 2020
Petyprincess:

Okay nice question
I will want to get married one day firstly for procreation,i want to have my own kid in a stable,official nd legal relationship!
Second reason is i want to have someone i can proudly call my own,that special person i make a vow with to spend the rest of my life with him.
Third reason is sex in marriage is the best,no form of guilt or whatsoever,because you know he has paid the price! Many more reasons than that i cant even remember nw.
What price would u pay for his dick? Or is dick worthless? Girls and their "my kitten is for sale" mentality. Surprisingly, guys in this country don't find it strange that their girls tax them for lovemaking.
Romance / Re: Sleeping With Married Women by Grandamante: 10:06am On Apr 14, 2020
Openbusiness:

Yes oh, you're only a passerby until Ibadan magun catch you, then you'll become a passerDie grin
That's the abhorrent mindset I am talking about. Imagine if wives solicit the help of ur Ibadan magun, many young ladies' lives would ve been historical. Tackle ur spouse. He/she is the problem. He/she is the one who swore to be faithful to u. The other guy is only an extension. If a tree is damaging your house, u don't cut the branches, it will grow back. U uproot it.

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Romance / Re: Sleeping With Married Women by Grandamante: 9:33am On Apr 14, 2020
Jollof123:


Your wife can b the victim too sha
Victim? So a wife eliciting the services of a younger stud is a victim? Your mentality is out of this world.

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Romance / Re: That Thing Called Marriage; What Are Your Thoughts? by Grandamante: 9:25am On Apr 14, 2020
ednut1:
every Nigerian leader is married still yet they choo money and scam us. U still want to use that as basis for choosing leaders Any sense in that. There are children who grew up in home that left them scared for life( parents cheating, arguments, fighting, money issues). Your points hold no water
I am not making any points, it's only a transitory thought.
Romance / Re: That Thing Called Marriage; What Are Your Thoughts? by Grandamante: 9:22am On Apr 14, 2020
Olutola88:
I really love the way you started but...
Don't stress urself. It's only a fleeting thought.
Romance / Re: See The Best Handwriting In The World!!(photo) by Grandamante: 9:20am On Apr 14, 2020
OlawaleBammie:


He said pikin no know book but hin dey claim say hin get handwriting grin grin
Thanks for the explanation. He writes in his native language in a public opinion to an unknown person. Who does that?
Romance / Re: That Thing Called Marriage; What Are Your Thoughts? by Grandamante: 9:17am On Apr 14, 2020
Gerrard59:


Using this illogical thought of yours, Nigeria should be ahead of Japan in every developmental indices and be the best place to raise a child even though The Economist once ranked Nigeria as the worst place to give birth.

https://www.economist.com/news/2012/11/21/the-lottery-of-life
It is only a thought not an opinion. My thoughts swerve like a candle light blown by wind.
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Enugu Residents, NANS, Hail Closure Of Akwatta Market, Other Measures by Grandamante: 9:10am On Apr 14, 2020
Lizme21:
He is the Mr mouth piece of the governor on social media.. And i think he is been paid for it. Any bad news concerning the governor can never be heard from him.. The governor is very good at social media propaganda...

If sure, then it explains everything.
Romance / Re: Couple Caught Having Sex On The Street In London Amid Coronavirus Lockdown (Pix) by Grandamante: 10:08pm On Apr 13, 2020
In this lockdown, streets are private and homes are public.



Modified.

But wait, this is an idea. Since one cannot cheat again, spouse are always at home and hotels are closed, say early morning, u re going for a jog, u arrange with ur partner, to meet in a secluded place like that. You two do the do. U Jog back to ur place, sweating profusely and nobody would be the wiser. It will even add to the fun.

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Escape Death As Her Ceiling Collapses & Destroys Her Bathroom. PHOTOS by Grandamante: 10:05pm On Apr 13, 2020
She did not escape death. She escaped accident.
People and exaggeration.

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Celebrities / Re: Chioma's Best Friend, Kiku Reveals She Is Bisexual (photos) by Grandamante: 9:53pm On Apr 13, 2020
Bisexuality is the peak of sexuality. What a girl cannot give u, a man can and what a man cannot give u, a girl can. U ve a lot more pool to choose from sexually. People like that cannot come and kill themselves over their boyfriends, they have best friends.

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Romance / Re: See The Best Handwriting In The World!!(photo) by Grandamante: 8:38pm On Apr 13, 2020
HammedOlanaija:

Omo oo mowe olohun ni handwriting��
pnp pp noxf pmpivo mj understanding
Romance / Re: That Thing Called Marriage; What Are Your Thoughts? by Grandamante: 7:56pm On Apr 13, 2020
Marriage is an institution. Like other institutions(schools, churches, work place etc), it is not a place for enjoyments-hunting and fun-hunting. People of this generation think marriage is an avenue for fun and enjoyment. Nope, marriage is an institution of duty and work to further and enhance the human race. This is why the divorce rate is higher nowadays. Marriages are entered with the wrong reasons and expectations. Marriage is the only institution u freely choose who u work with. Yet, it has the highest dissolutions. The masses always make wrong choices. Children should be born in a functional family for their emotional well-being.

Left to me, any unmarried person should not hold any public post. If u cannot carry out ur primary duty of furthering and enhancing the human race, u should not be allowed to do any other secondary duties. Any person promoting anti- marriage should be imprisoned. He/she is a threat to the human race.

This is my thought.
Romance / Re: All Because Of N100K Nigerian Ladies Dance Nak£d On Live Video For Two Guy VIDEO by Grandamante: 7:45pm On Apr 13, 2020
At least their dancing nak£d is worthy of 100k. Men who dig trenches wouldn't make that money in months. The guys in the video nobody would pay 10 naira to see their nudes b/c it is worthless... Boys and their mumu. Always thinking with their dick.
Romance / Re: After Having Sex With Ur Boyfriend 10mins Later U Saw His Post.. Done And Dusted by Grandamante: 7:09pm On Apr 13, 2020
Until girls unshackle themselves from the mental bondage of thinking boys are using them when they have sex with them, this would never stop. Girls should use boys as their human Love Machine, their automated cucumber.

Older women know this, that's why they pay fortunes to young studs(sugar mumry) to service them regularly. U re there thinking u re giving sth to ur guy by having sex with him. While, infact he is the one giving u his dick and u welcoming it into ur kitten for ur pleasure. Any guy who cannot satisfy u, u ditch him. This is 21st century. Own ur sexuality for Bleep sake.

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Romance / Re: See The Best Handwriting In The World!!(photo) by Grandamante: 7:08pm On Apr 13, 2020
This is pure art. Beautiful.

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Romance / Re: Niger by Grandamante: 6:28pm On Apr 13, 2020
Petyprincess:
Average Nigerian guy is a pervert lipsrsealed some can even strip you naked by just staring at you grin
Ladies get harassed daily both online nd offline for dressing seductively. A country where girls are blamed for being raped!
Average Nigerian guy is a learner in his perversion. Americans, Europeans, Arabs even Asians are grandmasters in their perversions.

How many Nigerian guys urinate and poo on women?
How many want their women to pee on them and even drink it?
How many engage in sadomasochism?
How many are into Viewer and exhibitionism?
How many masturbate with their girls' panties?
How many are into child pornography?
How many are into animals?
How many are into cuckolding?
How many have hidden cameras in girls' changing room? ETC
Only staring at u and u re fidgeting. There are streets in US where a guy would pull down ur skirt and run away.
Forget....as far as perversion is concerned, Nigerian guys are timid.

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Romance / Re: Sleeping With Married Women by Grandamante: 5:48pm On Apr 13, 2020
Married women don't always ask for money. So, many of them are doing it for the pleasure not for financial gains. Those of them who are good financially, especially older ones, would even pamper the boy finish.

If a married woman makes herself available to u for sex, and it is not against ur principle, f@ck the hell out of her. U don't ve any moral obligation towards her husband. Karma won't affect u. It is her who took an oath of faithfulness to her husband infront of God and man not u. U re only a passerby.

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