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No be who get work fit complain about finding balance?
NYSC 17 ,are you hearing me?

I've got a 2.1 and I'm still gonna do all this. No stone unturned.

Growing up with two sisters taught me how to handle women without violence and emotional blackmail.

one of her strongest tools is her mouth, u can't win a woman in a war of words.

you can't go around beating up women either
( my only exception to this rule is that"when a woman hits you, you can retaliate in equal and opposite force.....make sure you have a witness otherwise,its your word against hers and like I said you can't win a woman in a war of words).

The world is changing, if you need revenge, find a way to do it without violence.

Just imagine the comments.
These same people that would rain curse alongside fire and brim stone on a man who touches his wife.

But he's a man so that's okay right?

As a 6ft 2 guy.
No thanks, my ex was small and you'd just wanna pick her up and put in your pocket. making out was great too.

but.

the neck strain, was something else.

From your description, I don't think you are an introvert.

I just think you have poor social skills. I.e social awkwardness.

Introverts are quite satisfied being by themselves, as a matter of fact, they do better alone.

Even in new environments, they function better in sole positions.

first thing to do is to pick up a hobby.

playing football with the local youths.
Going to the local gym.
Going to the barbershop in the evening to chat.

Anything that suits your fancy.

By forcing yourself out of your comfort zone, you get used to the idea if being around people.

Its not that they think you're joking. Its that you didn't build the physical attraction.

Girls like funny guys, and you got that covered. but when everything you do is an effort to get a laugh out of people, then you lose any physical attraction that may be building.

DO THIS,

1) learn when to stop joking around. I.e make a joke or two, then say something like: "on a more serious note....conversation"

2) Never resort to a joke to disperse tension when talking to a girl. handle pressure like a man, hold eye contact and smile more instead of laughing sporadically.

Finally, Being funny gives you great conversation skills.
Use this ability, to reel in peoples attention. Sooner or later, they'll take you seriously.

QueenSuccubus:


Fifty shades of grey is the only book that I read from cover to cover...

Still a lot of them( both men & women) out there are not ready to incorporate intimacy gadgets when having sex...for them it's a competition rather than adding more pleasure...

Lol, very right.
That's why in some cases you see women stubbornly refusing to leave their men in abusive conditions,they know how to do it. mental and physical seduction.


You read all three releases?
well, if that isn't Impressive,I don't know what is.

I mean, i see the appeal but I read the first page on my phone and basically shutdown.

One word:CREATIVITY.

If well utilized, these tools can transcend you into a whole new realm alongside your partner.

Consider 50 shades of Grey(the movie...I'm not gonna read the book)

The main characters were into the whole sub/Dom paradigm.

but only with the use of those gadgets did they really create that tension.

I had a girl convulsing out of pleasure once and till this day, I don't have the slightest idea what I really did, it turns out mental seduction and toys are an amazing combination. (feather weights whips and hand restraints were involved).

Just find what works and you'll be shocked at the true meaning of good sex.

Ashleydolls:
cheap enough to get someone to father you. Oya swerve go left

HOLY CRAP!!!

Ma'am, I have the commander in chief of the armed forces on the line for you.

He needs us to utilize this savagery in the fight against boko haram.

Well,
I called my own name once,
I gotta tell you, we were both creeped out by it.
Never happened again.

chloride6:
OP, when did you have sex.....if you know the exact date in your cycle scientifically you might be able to determine whether there is a chance of you being pregnant because there are days where even if you like pour, release, pump, dam, inject you can't get pregnant.

Counting the day when you first saw your period last as day one, on which day did you have sex.

Just to allay your fears, I once had an eight day scare with my babe.

Omo I no touch the girl for 3 months.

Lol, bro.
when I was much younger, I had a one week scare.
Turned out I was just naive. she wasn't pregnant.
she should really get checked though.

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Ghostwriter27:
Thank you for this

.

Welcome.

I've been there.

understand that any time two people of opposite genders cones together naked, there is a small chance of pregnancy.

Also understand that pregnancy is a complex process that requires all bases to be covered. I.e sperm and egg must meet.

in this case, the chances of you being pregnant depends on a) if he ejaculated
b) if he ejaculated while being Inside
c)if he had any pre-seminal fluid during the action.

so the chances are not as pronounced as your regular penetration.

BUT YOU'RE NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET!

DO THIS,
1) buy a pregnancy test stick (50 or 100 naira) from a local pharmacy. Don't be ashamed, people buy it more often than you think.

2) read the instruction and do as instructed.

Here's the fun part.

Thinking you're pregnant can make your body act as though you were pregnant. you experience bloating, sluggishness, dizziness and in rare conditions ; a missed period.

Don't panic.

Take the test and when it cones out negative, learn from it.

advice: Due to the nature of diseases spread these days, try to abstain. One less thing to worry about.


Source: I'm a guy who almost had a heart attack with his girlfriend in a terrible pregnancy scare.

you are right where you should be. Instead of just advising these girls to use protection, why not gently,slowly and subtly guide them towards a life of self sustainability.

show them that there is no future in that line of work and teach them to save and take up small small jobs.

Take note that such crime rings will always exist and use the little time you spend there to turn as many lives around. even though the organization may not care about those willing to change, u can care.

Most Importantly, follow the advice up there and send details to the authorities.

you can lift 350 kg

Easy bros.

is this still on?

nice
what are your rates per word?

awelekiti:
I pity you for liking a guy's height. Whatever the height of the guy God provides you with, just appreciate him. Let me tell you a short story. My brother, a gynaecologist while on a visit to him a few years ago. He narrated his experience while in his consulting room. He said a lady walked-in with a sign of frustration on her face according to him, she's so beautiful and self-sufficient. The only problem in her life is her husband. She said she waited for several years because her type of man didn't show up on time and those who matched her preference were always having one shortcoming or the other. The day she met her guy, she was so elated until something happened. The first time they'd meet each other after their wedding, she felt so disappointed at what she saw. Her husband's manhood was as small as that of a small child. She said she just managed to make herself happy but this time, she's looking for help on his behalf in case there's something he could take to reverse the small size. My brother sat her down, advised her that the mistakes many ladies make is that, every tall guy must be good in bed, he must be Mr endowed, bla,bla,bla. He said medically, that's not the case. He also told her she's not the first lady to approach her for similar problem, including infertility an weak erection but he had to offer them his medical piece of advice. He told this lady to just accept what came her way, so long as his tall guy can father a child with his small, tiny stuff because what's more important is the potency of the guy. He said there are short or averaged-sized men whose wives always complained of their huge size when mating them. Some ladies had come also to seek medical advice if it's possible to reduce the size. Amazingly, all the cases of big size brought to him were of men with short and medium-heights . What you should be praying for is happiness in marriage and not the height. My my bro also told me of another tall guy who couldn't impregnate his wife because of the small size of his genital. The wife often complains that each time they mate, the moment the guy withdraws, everything that's meant to fertilise her eggs would come out with it...my brother now advised her to tell his man to use backside style to reach her so each time he mates her the thing won't come outside but slips into her eggs chamber after the guy's done and the lady did as advised .the second month, this woman became pregnant after almost a year of marriage, imagine! We men don't bother about height or other things as criteria for a life partner. It's the women who put all these wahala on their heads and by the time they fall victim of circumstances, they'd be the same to be running here and there for help, which would have been needless. If you're a Christian or even a muslim, there's nowhere in the holy book where it was written that a woman married a man cos of height, handsomeness or humour. So long as there's love, they're good to go because by the time the criteria you're looking for fade or becomes non-available, you'll be less interested in your spouse. Our ladies need to have a rethink. I'm a son of a farmer in Ekiti state. But if you see me today,by God's grae,you won't believe I had ever made 400 yam heaps in a day for a token before, because I don't look like one. All our God-given kids are pretty and handsome and we tour the globe together on vacation. Had my wife been looking for a 6ft tall and rich guy for a husband then, she'd probably have missed it

Short story?

Haba bros

Hi, is this open for people in abuja?

dabraska:
Hey man! Thanks.

Most of the info you see online are true. I'm in Lagos but it shouldn't be more that N2,000.

Thanks for this bro.
I saw the movie yesterday and I was not disappointed.
I would have wanted frank donga(Harrison) to have featured more. He really did a good job.

I'm not really a fan of naija movies but I must say, the movie was worth the anticipation.

Thanks again.

Go to the bank tomorrow and complain. Usually it will be returned within 24 to 48 hrs.
I've seen rare cases where deductions went unrefunded till a formal complaint was made.
Good luck.

dabraska:
Guys, if in 2016/2017, you still don't believe in going to the cinema to watch Nigerian movies, you are missing alot. The much anticipated movie, 'The Wedding Party' has begun airing in cinemas nationwide and here are my honest thoughts.

I was particularly impressed with the ample appearances of Nigeria's finest in the movie industry. I must say a big kudos to the producers of this movie. Please note, this is not a spoiler (well, I'll try not to make it one).

Movie Quality (Sound/visual): As Nigerian movies continue to improve on the quality of their productions, this movie wasn't left out as it was top notch. Very clear and audible. Everyone could hear what they were saying. I'll give it 8/10.

Storyline: You'd agree with me that this has a similar storyline to the typical american comedy/drama movies that we are used to watching. However, it was a great one. I'll also give it 8/10

Acting: Yes! I have a lot of things to say about this. I was particularly impressed by Banky W's acting. For someone who has little or no experience in acting, he did pretty well. The star of the movie was one of my favourite actresses in Nigeria - Sola Shobowale. She just knows how to put on a good performance.

Frank Donga also did very well - especially in that scene where he said 'abi I should call my tailor?'. That made me almost fall off my chair in laughter. (Those who have watched the movie will understand).

Other scenes that impressed me:
Banky's rolls Royce scene. That was very very good. It felt so real.
The armed robber hostage scene.
The dancing scene.

But as embedded in the Nigerian gene to want to overact sometimes, this movie wasn't short of such displays. Alibaba's scenes portrayed him as over enthusiastic and it seemed he was over acting. I understand what the producer felt when he was bringing in Alibaba. However, I think he wasn't a good fit for that role. I think he's better as a stand up comedian. Acting may not be his thing. He had some good moments (robbery scene) but generally, his acting wasn't top notch.

Emmaohmygod: Although he's my friend and a very funny guy, his scene took away the realism (drama genre) from the movie. He did overact in his prayer scene and it became quite boring after a while.

Banky's 'best man': I understand the concept, however, the guy had a couple of low moments. He seems overtly confident and people could know that he was acting. I didn't see a lot of emotions from him (both the good and the bad).

So i would have given acting a high flying 8, but for the 'average' performances, I'll give it a 7/10.

Movie production/direction: The producers must have spent a fortune on this movie without a doubt. It isn't easy to assemble a whole list of celebrities for a movie. Logistics and movie set up must have cost some money. I'll give it 8/10.


In conclusion, while this movie may not gross as much revenue as Trip to Jamaica (the AY factor), it certainly is BY A WIDE MARGIN better than Trip to Jamaica and is one of the best movies produced in Nigeria yet.

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Such a detailed review. This piece has made me more interested in seeing the movie. Thanks.

However, I do have a few questions bro;
I'd like to watch the movie but seeing as its my first time ,I have a few questions;
1) How much does the ticket cost at silverbird abuja(I want to go on Thursday)

2)Would you recommend snacks during the movie? and how expensive are they?

3) Does the movie schedule correspond with what they have online? as I wouldn't like to miss it due to misinformation.

Thanks.

mine says... MMI Accepted. why ?

Guys listen up.

I'd you have any valuable paperwork, certificates e.t.c.

Go and have them scanned and sent to your email as soon as you can.

Here's why.
1) you can retrieve them when you need them for registration identification e.t.c.

2) in case of an unfortunate event such as the above, you can have duplicates and even have them printed on hard paper.

Don't wait.
Getting all your papers from your childhood till now is expensive and takes a lot of time.

If scanning is too expensive in this buhari regime , download camscanner app from play store or any other.

Do it now,save yourself the stress.
Thank you.

please ,I'd love to join your WhatsApp group. Thanks. 09036138701

First of all, Don't ask a girl questions that you wouldn't be able to affect the results. examples are;
1)Never say,have you eaten? unless you plan to take her out immediately.
2) Only ask how was your day if you are about to tell her something interesting about yours.
3)Stop being overly polite, That just comes across as boring.
Chat with her the way you will chat with a guy you just met.

Here's what you should do;
1) Let your conversation have a point. don't just talk because she's online.
you can start a chat because you remembered a funny story.

2) Allow your chat to end naturally, conversations end in real life.don't try to prolong it.

3) with the number of guys trying too woo a girl all at once. stop talking about love to her,talk about the fun activities you like and interesting things you wish to do.
It may take a while for her to loosen up so stop asking her boring yes or no questions.

4) When online, treat her like your guy friends.
Here's why. Girls get treated like princesses everyday, but when u make harmless fun of her,She'll loosen up without even knowing.

5)Finally never ask a girl out online, And stop trying to be romantic. Wait until you're dating, else you will become the emperor supreme and commander in chief of her friend zone.


Good luck.

ItsQuinn:
Death is the best option in this situation if I must say
There's no hope for this boy...sorry to say this but its the reality

Don't be like this.

The reason for the post is to create awareness and ultimately generate funds to help the boy. Medicine has gone really far and while he may not became flawless, he can live a happy and fulfilled life. He can see and walk and probably talk too.
Death is not the only option ma. Even severely disabled people with rough genetic disorders have gone on to lead good lives. Consider theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking for example.