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She look so focus as per one clown in mess



Reminds me of my first day in that academy.... We were doubled to mess and their the only food you are cleared to take with spoon is pap on Saturdays or oatmeal. It was a Sunday afternoon and its a great day since we will be damaging sarmee (big chicken) nd our own version of fried rice spiced with Varieties. We took the fork and knife in the tray under the supervison of prep wingers... Na so they gave us ups to start and as per when the senior on your table stops, u gas stop tuck in your chair and file out. Na so we start, my coursemate beside me can't use the fork and knife to pack the rice he was salivating and struggling. Me was just throwing smoke damaging the kanwii as a true Animal. My coursemate looked up with teary eyes and he tried using his hand to do the trick he was unfortunate to be caught by a prep winger who rogered him..... I was there enjoying the chau only for my coursemate to burst into tears..... Clown said he WaS tired of the regimental life and he wants to go home. I whispered sorry to him and asked him to issue me his chau.... He gave it to me willingly and he was just crying. I damaged the chau and his sarmee before the senior took water or stood up. Guy
Man dashed the next day and hugged his civil life gallantly.


Not every one is cut out for the suck and mad man job

SlimyJ:
you can at least link me up

Hustle young champ before you start shouting I receive in churches nd crusades

Nice story.......... U should channel that talent into writing script for money not for attention

Nigerian politicians and their dirty mode of operandi... Well table turns

Kyase:
Check your fingers oga

Maddd oooo

Got one already. Thanks for all your input

vyncentino:
I have tok silver coloured am based in benin

Price and picture and C number

Focusephraim:
Your contact and location and year

Lagos 2006 or 2008. I need it today or latest tomorrow morning

Smartchoiice:
No picture.

Ok put your WhatsApp contact lemme message you

Smartchoiice:
Have A4 B6 2.0 Alt manual transmission. ....

Hope it's not nigeria used

Smartchoiice:
Have A4 B6 2.0 Alt manual transmission. ....

Put the pix.

I need a tokunboh Audi A4 or any good Audi product.

DarkPheonix:
The senior officer I know now is not from my state, but I will try if I can get any from my state

Patch with him, he will have coursemates from your state or even juniors he can talk too

DarkPheonix:
Thanks you've really been of a great help. I am relieved now.

You welcome bro, if I will advise you start looking for a senior officer than cab sign the consent form for you

DarkPheonix:
I am talking about NDA

Yeah I know. Since its for Nda once you scale through Ndaee you will be called for afsb where you might need to submit your credentials. Prior to that, you will print a parent consent form and local government attestation form. The local government attestation form covers the Local govt indigene form you are yearning form. And the local government attestation form form the site is to be signed by your local govt chairman or Any senior officer from you state (that's From the Rank of a Lieutenant Colonel upward). And understand its from your state so not only your local government. All you have to do is look for an officer form osun from the rank of a LTCOL and above to sign the form Nd you can let go of the Oyo osun madness.


But like I said, the only issue you might have is in officer cadre. That means if you get the admission and pass out from Nda. You dnt know what tomorrow holds, you might end up been an appointment holder like the COAS or one GOC or Commandant etc and they may need to publish your biography. That means they will say from Osun. But I doubt osun can disown you then. As per who no like better thing

DarkPheonix:
I am talking about NDA

Yeah I know.....

Lavisha:
Yes, go make the oath to back it up.

If its NDA, the oath won't count. The local government attestation is perfect exchange

DarkPheonix:
You actually understand exactly what my problem is... I also want apply for academy and I'm very familiar with their screening procedure a discrepancy in state of my origin on my waec certificate and certificate of origin will result in my disqualification and academy won't accept affidavit in its place.

Actually academy accepts affidavit. But pray you don't fall in the wrong hand. My advise is this, leave the indigene firm once u can get a Ltcol above to sign your consent form. This days consent form is used in exchange for local govt whatever. If u can get a Ltcol, it is settled. That means you won't be needing Oyo for anything and it means you are from osun state.


The only masala you will HV is in officer cadre perhaps if you have a Packard appointment and they need to publish your biography. Then you might had issues

I feel you need a dignitary from the local govt to back up your claim. I had Same issues when academy told us to bring indigene ship form. HV lived all my life in the north and I even speak more Hausa than Yoruba and on getting to local government, the first mistake I made was speaking Hausa and dressing in my kaftan. The secretary there was like am not from the state and again, my first name is English so it didn't help matters. I tried convincing them and I was asked to speak Ekiti dialect which I can't even comprehend. While there again,
a friend called and I spoke Hausa all thru unknowingly that they were watching me closely. They denied me the local govt attestation until my mum who was close to the king called and he called the local govt chairman and in a jiffy I was giving all I needed. The secretary still stood her stand that am an Hausa man taking their slot for academy. Las las I was giving and I was enjoined to learn my native language and dialect.


Bottom line, find someone in power. Mine was better, a friend of mine who we were to go for the interview together then was not giving at all. He was born and grew in sokoto and we both met in nms. His grand parents can't even say specifically where their family house is in Ekiti they just know they are from moba. He got to the local govt and he was denied the indigeneship las las, someone tried helping and they asked where their family house was, he couldn't even point it out and he can't even speak Yoruba at all. He was complete denied the attestation and he was told to go and collect form sokoto. Though his name was Yoruba etc. Though a general signed his Local govt form but due to absence of indigene cert, he was screened out and that halted his dreams of following his dreams

APCNig:
Goatluck Jonathan meet his boss again after a long time. Amaechi and Tinubu provided the money that was used for logistics to send the drunk ineffectual buffoon back to his village.

Are you Doing this for attention and cheap likes or your generation just have a splendid case of mental imbalance

So it was omitted for balance sake

Jaqenhghar:
I asked a soldier here once. If the person tasked to protect your family kills your family member, what will you do? Will you keep paying that person his salary and congratulate that person for a job well done?
If there is anything good about the "army" we will say it. Boring holes in my skull wont win that war for you or make you any more professional thats for sure. The fact that you have been following up with me shows just how jobless you are and where your priorities as a soldier ( and a human being) lies. SMH

Keep focusing on the bad side of things. Its obvious you can't even see any good in the so called army.


Let's put it this way, you've sinned against God once or twice what if God stop paying your salary (ends your life) coz of that?
A pity you guys are fast to see the bad in people but will turn blind eyes and deaf ears to the good in them.


And about you saying if there is anything good about the army.. Well its obvious you closed your eye to that because for every minute you stay safe in that crib of yours, an innocent soldiers life is been sacrificed for it. And dnt forget the army you hate so much were ice civilians like you trained and equipped.


Have fun though.

Jaqenhghar:
Just because you dont agree with something doesnt make it a lie. How did the Dre get his info from. Is this not the same BH that the same "army" claim has been decimated?

I wanted to say something else, but as I saw your moniker, am not suprised. You haven't ever said anything good about the army. You only point out their flaws and weakness and the funny thing is folks like you are too weak to pick up a rifle and defend your nation. Those WhO don't again are not spared of your unwarranted insults and criticism even when they come under enemy effective fire and most of them pay the supreme price.


Seriously, if I know your type in real life, I won't hesitate to give an order to bore a long deep hole in your skull. At least that way we know we've taking out a prospective insurgent disguising as a civilian In an abode that is kept safe by the same army you keep criticising and saying ill about.

KingAzubuike:
Theatre commander who took to his heels and run behind his seargents and warrant officers for protection is that one a theatre commander.

I support the Hate speech bill coz of deluded folks like you.



I hope someone like you can just be be dropped so youwot corrupt the world with your semen.

yarimo:
support your claim with videos.

Dnt mind that fucker. He claimed been an army officer at one point later on a civilian. His even confused about his Sex judging by is moniker.

juman:
I dont like those army at all.
.

And you have something to say? Nada you cannot do about it

They didn't even have any evidence to back up the extortion claim. No picture ntin whatsoever. I guess the governor is just tryna catch fun.


The governor will come and go but the army remains forever

This is not even the work of a jackknife. The lastma or police force must be responsible.

Basher8583:
So your own papa land for village no get C of O?
When government comes for your fathers land, tell him to go and claim it back..... Bloody Illiterate

The joke is on you here. an a sure if we check your offline life, your old an might not even had a tyre to his name

Chukwurah003:
Losing no dey tire you? E no dey tire you?

You folks just think everything is politics....

I hope tomorrow when the police assault your old man you won't come here to rant about lawlessness. Coz it all starts from this.

Very low budget davido

goaldynboy:
That's stupidity and not savage! Did you see the ugly face of the girl that made that comment?!

You use the term 'Savage' when you are replying or retorting someone; or when you are exchanging banter with someone! That is not the case here!

Be guided!!

Oboi swerve.