₦airaland Forum

Dreyscort1435:
Common sense don't common , please visit your doctor

I dnt get you though but if its insult, channel your anger and bitterness to those who are in need of it. I dnt do online insults if you've got something against me then step up and meet me or shut up

Bros na gonorh u don carry. Get string antibiotics like azithromycin and doxyclycline. It will clear it off in days and thank me later. Meanwhile net time condom is just 100box.



Modified, you should go for am HIV screening as well. Who knows

kkkp:
bros Kaduna is on lockdown even though within communities there is still some sort of movement. But atleast the lockdown is very successful to some extent

Kaduna is on lockdown only in the major areas. I wud hv said you shud find a way to come towards narayi or those kabala side tomorrow but tomorrow and Wednesday is a free movement day so it won't count. But try Thursday. I moved all the way from kalapanzin to narayi this afternoon though there was police at station round about in the morning but this afternoon when I was going back the police there were already relaxing and private vehicles were passing without scrutiny. The curfew perhaps is only very well initiated along the major roads. And if u see the pictures op displayed, its just the road to governors office (very close to kastelea HQ) and around sidi and sons which are the major highway in kaduna.

BRo na only the major area for kaduna dey on lockdown.

am at Narayi rn even the market is opened. The place u snapped are just the major place and that road to 44barracks u snapped appeared like 3 times in all the pictures. If u wan cross check if kaduna dey lock down, go kabala west, kawo, angwan rimi area to capital school, goninigora etc. All those places you snapped are the major road including governor office side.

cruxgemmata:
Everybody for lagos dey craze

In shaggys voice its a mad mad world..... A mad man state

BabaOwen:
Guy you dey vex o

As I saw the caption and all I was really hurt deep inside cos I know how fast fake news can spread and the damages it can incur.

Miracle1991:
so people like you and your ipob can complain of fake news.

I really don't understand what you are playing at. But take your tribal bigotry somewhere else. Am not gonna buy that

tellwisdom:
Mugu

Calling him mugu or whatever have added more prestige to you huh? I wonder how people did it so easy to use abusive words on others without provocation. And some misguided folks are even liking your uncalled for comment

flootintin:
Have you disable the immobilizer. It might be the culprit because when it triggers, it locks ignition system.

Not sure will look into that

sooperrescue:
Shop rite. Any of their outlets. The key issue once happened to me in my E240 Benz years ago. Sometimes I will be stuck with it for over an hour and then it will open and starts. Once I was on the highway and I had a flat tyre and after changing it, I started the car and it didn't suck. Tow trucks came and they could do nothing because the cannot drag it and it was getting late. By 7.30 in the evening, it sucked and started. It finally died in Abuja and I went to Capital Motors and they could not get it right. I went back to Lagos to collect the mechanical key and It worked fine till it expired. I was told that the mechanical key will work for 6 months and then I will be on my own. Last Las I changed the brain box, the hammer and the eis and things went back to normal. If by chance, you follow this advice, make sure that the serial number on the ECU matches with the one in your car. It must be the same model or that will be the end of the car

Can't even go thru all that stress. Am up north an always busy one way or the other. I will just dispose the car nd go for mother German machine

sooperrescue:
The truth about Audi in Nigeria is that they are quickly destroyed by our fuel. I see the new ones sold locally and I marvel how they survive in the country. I have a touareg in my office and the cost of repairs is 450k and to buy the car is 200k for demolition. The owner abandoned it. We towed it from warri where my colleagues did their own thing and ruined the car. To buy a vw car right now is hell fire reloaded on earth. There is still a glimmer of hope. Try and look for octane booster any type except Abro and continuously use it and as it is written on the oil cover, use Castrol. And restore all the tropicalised gadgets that my colleagues did to the car. Buy the Vag for your mechanic but don't let him use your car for testing because it is one thing to own one and another thing to interpret the codes. Even if you get a good mechanic, if you are not using premium unleaded fuel only, just give it out. How many Audi do you find on the road except Audi 80?

Talking of the octane booster is there any major outlet I can get it? Though immediately I purchased the car I did the serving wit mobil1 thats before I even left ikoyi where I got it in lagos

sooperrescue:
Like you were told, focus on the key before you will be stranded on the road. Change the ignition lock or look for a new key but before then, remove all the gadgets that my colleagues did on the car. Let it be back to factory default. Your fan must work with the thermostat.

Its not about the key or ignition lock. Like I said the car is eve barely 3month old. And it came with extra key. When this steering lock happens, I used to try all the keys all to futility and after like an hour or several minute on its on it unlocks or once I put the key like it had no issue it just unlocks ad five perfectly like nothing ever happened. Talking about taking it back to factory settings, I already did that with the mechanic who collected 50k. Though I dnt know if he replaced the thermostat coz I was informed by him that the previous guy removed the thermostat when the over heating issue occurred

sooperrescue:
What is the particular problem that you are facing right now?

The locking neck or should I stay steering. One I off the car the steering locks as well and at his own timing, it unlocks

sooperrescue:
The truth about Audi in Nigeria is that they are quickly destroyed by our fuel. I see the new ones sold locally and I marvel how they survive in the country. I have a touareg in my office and the cost of repairs is 450k and to buy the car is 200k for demolition. The owner abandoned it. We towed it from warri where my colleagues did their own thing and ruined the car. To buy a vw car right now is hell fire reloaded on earth. There is still a glimmer of hope. Try and look for octane booster any type except Abro and continuously use it and as it is written on the oil cover, use Castrol. And restore all the tropicalised gadgets that my colleagues did to the car. Buy the Vag for your mechanic but don't let him use your car for testing because it is one thing to own one and another thing to interpret the codes. Even if you get a good mechanic, if you are not using premium unleaded fuel only, just give it out. How many Audi do you find on the road except Audi 80?

Seriously am gassed out. Even if I will get all those,I still need to fix the ride and make it perfect

flootintin:
Get Vagcom (Cable & Software), diagnose yourself and work at resolving the problem. I've learnt hence b4 anyone touches my volks, I know what is to be done.

Will see wat to do. Talking of Vagcom, is there anywhere I can get it in kaduna or its environs

sooperrescue:
Bros, please ask him if he bought it from cars 45? Jokes aside, Audi is not allowed to be used in Nigeria unless the op has deep pockets. My cousin had an A6 2007 and after spending over a million to fix it to no avaIL, he sold it to his mechanic for 300k and everytime I see the car, the mechanic is always working on the car.

Forget about deep pocket sir. If I can get a mechanic who knows what his doing, spending won't be an issue to see the angel back on his feet

Updated.......


I for a guy who diagnosed it yesterday. He diagnosed fuel pump which I changed before and engine seat. That's what he said the diagnosing machine highlighted as the fault

sooperrescue:
Bros, please ask him if he bought it from cars 45? Jokes aside, Audi is not allowed to be used in Nigeria unless the op has deep pockets. My cousin had an A6 2007 and after spending over a million to fix it to no avaIL, he sold it to his mechanic for 300k and everytime I see the car, the mechanic is always working on the car.

all this stuffs are scary. Its Audi a bad car like that

scarplanet:
You bought a car and in less than 2 months, you've already spent a fortune fixing the car!

Well sir, its not brand new. A tokunbo. The only mistake I made was my mechanic I took along who just heard the sound of the engine without diagnosing it

Agbabiakara:
It is rather unfortunate that in this country, it is the customer that bears the brunt of incompetencies of some techs. Sometimes, this is due to action of customer looking for the cheapest service. If you are using any european car, especially german, you need a competent tech with access to service manual and diagnostic equipment to prode the car for dtcs. The skill set and equipment to properly diagnose those cars do not come cheap. I wonder how some mechanics know the problem of modern cars off head. Are they wizards? I realise that it is always cheaper in the long run to pay for the right diagnosis as this eliminates trial and error approach. You (the customer) pay for the parts and labour that do not fix the problem- not the incompetent mechanic.The problem of the car can easily be resolved if the car is here in lagos.

Mere speculations can be annoying. If you are a German car specialist, we can arrange a way to it after the imposed curfew.

HeavenlyBang:
Leave the goat.

Oga abeg say something to my post. Am even scared to take the car out

Mynewdawn15:
Guy you no b mechanic again?

Shoe get size, okirika get quality.

tensazangetsu20:
You shouldn't own an Audi in Nigeria if you aren't ready to get a repair manual, some tools, a diagnostic tool and some automotive electronic knowledge. The car is too complex for 99 percent of our mechanics. The top 1 percent that know would drain your wallet extensively.

Have used an A2 before sir though my mums and the car didnt give an issue it still at home bouncing and working perfectly. Infact the engine was just changed again and we changed the interior seats to leather etc. The car made me love up Audi. Though the electrical devices can't measure up to the A4. Rift now I just need a solution to the A4.

Hi Carlanders. Straight to the point I got a 2006 Audi A4 February just to celebrate something its a 2.0 quattro double exhaust. And the next day I drove the car to ekiti with the plan to take off back to the north the day after. Immediately I got home that day I started the car again and it didnt start immediately. After matching the accelerator it started and I tot its the stress bringing it in from a long journey and again I drive really really fast like crazy. Next day around 6am I wanted to take off back to my base in kaduna and immediately i started it, it started giving over heating alarm. After thorough checking I realised the water was leaking. So I had to delay my journey till I can see a mechanic n after seeing him he said I should put stoppage fluid or something. It blocks every hole Was what he called the work. I paid him 5k and he did it and the stuff didnt stop. I could not risk the car to kaduna so I was looking for alternative. Later on the mechanic said I will change the water collector that it was the culprit and he collected another 15k. Well he said the water collector didnt work with it bla bla bla so this time I decided to buy another 2013 matrix till the car will be in perfect shape. I went back to Kaduna with the Matrix and few days afterwards I sent 20k to the mechanic to get a new water collector and fix the Audi. He did after a week and called its in good shape. On getting back to ekiti I realised he connected the cooling fan and the AC together so if I dnt use the AC the cooling fan won't work and before it will pick I need to match the gas. Well I left for Kaduna the next day and I used less than 7hours. I met someone who uses the kind of car and he said his mechanic is In akure that the guy is perfect and once and for all I decided to fix the car so I did a video call with the man and after we spoke I took the car down ending of February. Though I just wanted to sell the car but it was my childhood crush and have spent a lot on it. Finally the guy said his going to buy some stuffs and redo the wiring my mechanic and rewire did and I also complained about the fuel consumption and he did he will buy one sensor everything 35k and workmanship 20. Everything sha 50k. I paid and the car was perfect last 2 week I started experiencing some major issues with it along zaria road I parked at jaji to greet a colleague and I realised the neck of the car or should I say steering locked. I used the key all to no avail and after like 1hr it worked on its own. It repeated this twice or more wasting my time etc. Thats my dilemma rn. Please can anyone help with this issue.

Cc Heavenlybang nurey


Less I forget I changed the fuel pump too

Now this will be interesting. Lemme get popcorn

They say you can tell the way a man treats or will treat his woman by the way he treats his car. I give it to you man you really turned that old lady into a Complete sweet sixteen. Am sure the car will always turn head

Army

Oboy you are in heart my arc of fire and I need to graze you and cancel your name in my report. My love for you is like muster parade even though it hurts to wake that early i will still size up and cancel my name in your heart. My love for you is like afternoon games after some hot maskara in mess... Even though my stomach burns i will still double the whole route and make sure i make anything but wildlife. My love for you na like fire alarm oboy I always need to achieve timing... Just like been under enemy effective fire and still holding the flanks and centre ground is how much my love for you can stand the test of time. my love for you is like a standing order, way and manner i need to achieve it. Beg your soul and say yes... I will advise you to patch with god and let me achieve this parade cos if this approach fails we might have to come down to military approach and that way your whole village men might feel it on your behalf

Blessedone26:
Hi nairalanders,

I dated my wife for close to 8 years without sex, we went to same school. Though the decision of no sex before marriage was mine. Cos I am a very addictive person, I never wanted to be addicted to sex during my undergraduate days. She later told me she was a virgin then which I never believed and I told her I am not interested in her being a virgin or not.

Fast forward to our wedding night last year, naxo amaria begin they cry my daddy, my daddy, lets do this thing nah, nah tears full bed. So I took her to see her dad the next day and both of them were crying like a baby.

We got back to our location, we made several attempts with no sex, we've seen different pharmacists, we but different lubricants, but a touch of "pola" on the honeypot area, she will start crying of pains, she's so scared to the extreme. Confession: It was after 3 months that we've been trying that I was even also able to recognise the location of virginal, I had been putting the thing in a wrong place initially. ....sorry, ain't a bookworm but a bit spirikoko

I reported her to her parents , they came, brought diiferent lubricants, still we weren't able to reach the promise land . Now we've decided to go the way of sedative drugs .

Is there any side effects to the drugs?

Do I have to get her to sign a paper cos women ain't predictable, that she won't start shouting emotional trauma in the future that her husband drugged her to have the first sex with her. We need kids mehn.

Thanks..

I'd say ur wife has a big issue called coitusphobia...... Fear of anything coming near are private... Nice decision u shunned premarital sex though.

Bigdre31:
180km/hr with my Peugeot 307 sedan on kaduna Abuja express 2017 , have also don about 200 from kogi - Abuja with a Benz c320 2007

That particular Benz is a mad car. The day I had utmost respect for it was like 3 weeks ago. Since then its either Benz or Audi. Was coming from Ibadan back to kaduna on official duty was with my coursemate and colleague and he owns the car... A little after that nns lugard in lokoja I was really overspeeding. Was on sport gear though and was enjoying anyone who isn't me tonight by Kenny rogers. Didnt see all this bend or is it hole that once u enter u feel empty Inside Your stomach etc and everything do happen in seconds so I over sped into it. The car was completely off its feet like it was not air. My coursemate who was enjoying cigarette screamed Jesus and as it landed I lost it control... If it was Toyota or any other brand but German cars either the Car somersaults or something more crazy. All the car did was the tyre screeched and the brake gripped the tyres well.... Asap we were back laughing about it and how a smoker screamed Jesus when he saw death

A little above 180km/hr.... I'd say 190 if I guess right. Was going from ekiti to kaduna and I left ekiti around 12pm. Twas an Audi a4 07 with comfort and sport gear.... Plan was to enter kaduna in less than 8hrs. And I made it. I achieved the speed between lokoja nd abaji though the highest I could achieve in the so called obajana was 130 due to police check points. Las las I spent led than 5hours to abuja and like 7hrs to Kaduna from ekiti. The car was 2.0 quattro double exhaust.
Men no car passed me that day and it reached a point I wasn't seeing any car again. Second one closer was when I went to buy my matrix in lagos. Decided to sleep over in ekiti and face kaduna the next day that was February. Between toll gate after animal care and Ibadan. I hit above 175km per hour. My coursemate I carried was enjoying suya and some good country music. He later confessed he thought the ride might be our last after how i sped...the guy said as I no see borno I been dey happy not knowing travelling with u is worse than shooting in borno... Las las sha we arrived safely...


Meanwhile who also have this queer nature during driving....... I speed a lot and out of no where I just loose the desire and penchant to speed and I will decelerate to like 60km per hour. And in the next minute I might have the penchant again to race the devil

nurey:
from what I gathered from the op I am guessing he bought the car for his mum to whao her but due to some financial constraints he can't afford tokunbo.

not that his mum gave him money for tokunbo and he bought naija used, I wanted to ask but sometimes it's better for one to not insinuate negatively.

Thanks so much oga nurey u r one of the few I respect on auto section... I actually saw a Benz C300 here white colour which was advertised tokunboh with a price of 3.5m. I loved the car for my mum since it was upgrade an moded though the dealer said everything from us I took his words hook line and sinker and showed my mum the Car. She had just 1.5 for a car since sh has 2-3 cars and that was just to add as an executive ride for ceremonial purposes and again I just wanted my mum to have a feeling of Benz. She gave me the 1.5 and I was like I will surprise he for her birthday I went to Lagos from Kaduna for the car and it was after the payment that the owner of the dealership store called me back and gave me the previous documents and explained the car fact he thought the guy who posted the car here briefed me. I was confused and disappointed and again have never thought of getting my mum a Nigerian used due to the fact she used one when I was a teenager and it was a bad story. I didnt wanna go me futile to Lagos so I respected the deal though I mandated the guy to follow me for a police report etc. The only part is I kept it all from my mum... Its all gone now sha. The car was successfully registered since November last year and it drives like a g wagon