₦airaland Forum

So having Arabic on our notes and military badges is also Islamization. Use see idiots?

Lessons learnt. You should have have asked for the check in your name madam. Too bad. Get the police involved immediately. Visit your husband's former work place and get them to explain better to a pro Bono lawyer.

It's best to pass the arms law. Let everyone protect himself.

Neanderthal people have started again.

Politicians right now will be saying you see why we travel out for better doctors... Google doctors plenty for Nigeria ehn

If only you knew how many peoples potential wives her groom had scattered and will still scatter.. learn to accept defeat because you actually lost her. Think about shaking the hands of your future wife's ex boyfriend.

Hmm since you've cum to us. We cumrades will help you out.. simple. Turn the table on her.. let her be on top rocking. She will tire out and eventually clim.. make sure you stimulate her with x rated words of affirmation of her prowess. Check online for styles to reduce fatigue on your side.

So what did chibok girls do? This mad people .

All the christians in that group chat failed her. You see there is strength in looking out for ourselves especially when in the midst of blood sucking demons. Them suppose don rescue that girl from this mess..aid her escape.

A life, atleast is only worth a life. Any purported death outside this circle is beastly.

He doesn't need a key to escape.. the Barricades are wide enough for him to pass through but he chose not to be free for either of these reasons. 1. He his wise enough to serve his time and be released in due time. 2, He wants to be locked up (the mental slavery other responders are talking about)

Mama Bianca Fever everywhere!!

turkey farming.. december is still far. 50 birds.. to give you 3,000,000 by december. feed is 5 bags per month @8000 for 1. you are at home so give them water.. turkeys are very strong birds.. buy 5 extra for loss control.. theyll all eat the five bags and in ten months, sell at 25000 each. you can hatch their eggs for continuity plus be ready to eat turkey eggs! plenty if you dont want to sell. do the maths for account purposes

IG likes this man so much.. See how he feels hurt at the fall of his star boy. IG we all know evil people won't finish in this world.. Na the one wey we catch we go completely finish. Ama fi run kpako ni. Sadly such is the Nigerian style.

shinealight:
What makes you think Osinbajo will be able to actualise what needs to be done to salvage this country? Is he not part of the mess we’ve been experiencing for the past seven years? Can he absolve himself from all this sh!t?
Again, you think presidency is a matter for academics and lecturers who should be reading their long thesis within the walls of Universities and places of higher learning? It is not about knowing the theory and being able to read long dissertations to the public. It is about being able to actualise what will change people’s lives for the better!
American Presidents like…Donald Trump (aged 75) and Joe Biden (aged 79) do not have the energy of marathon runners but they have not wrecked America ….but you think you know better than the Americans who choose to rely more on “experience and wisdom” from their elderly leaders? It is not about running around because you have the energy to be here, there and everywhere……it is about knowing what to do and being able to fire people up (motivate the citizenry) to do what needs to be done. At the end of the day, it’s the people themselves that make their Nations great…..they just need wise leaders to give them direction….such wise leadership is not the exclusive preserve of the Youth but is more abundant among the mature and those ripened by age!!

alright let Nigerians decide. Joe biden is not doing well tho.. Mentally. Donald trump didn't do well too. America is failing socially.. you won't understand because you are not there. Health care system is crumbling.. China is giving them a run for their markets. Osinbajo is not sickly, his only crime is that he can't outshine his boss. Tell your choice candidate to outline Nigeria's present problems and proffer feasible solutions in a 3 hours debate.. The older generation have failed us. Let the academicians resuscitate us first.. Then the old ones can continue to retire their political euphoria with the apex office as usual.

The last straw to break the camels back. For now, the government is dying.. Leave the sit for paramedic officers to resuscitate what's left of this enclave. You just want to wreck this country. Let osinbajo help us.. He is your boy and you will still gain from him. Please papa Abeg.

Recreate the message with a female friend and let her see it on your phone.. Keep another phone recording her reaction..

Some asking why loan.. We Broke!! Look inward but fuel wan increase and una dey shout. Future PYO carry on. Borrow like there is no tomorrow.. Laslas na the creditors go cry. Westerns did us dirty.. They must lend cause they got us here in the first place.

Where we dey go for this enclave no get bus stop.

This premium quote is for you!!! 'brave men die fast, weak ones live long enough to tell people the brave ones died of stupidity'.

If you are a runs girl and you quickly tapped this thread,, my sister, i dey sell baby things.. twin baby carriers and Hospital consumables. eku ewu omo in advance. loool

Most truck drivers are heartless abeg. Forget that tin. Every accident by them will be the fault of security operatives.. Hold the truck driver well o. Na him go pay.

RIP. That official have rescued lives on the highway. They have once rescued me when I had an accident. For you guys jumping on the insult and abuse thread because they didn't offer you a chance to bribe them.. Their only duty is not patrol and bookings. Them they rescue Nigerians from themselves. Its normal for there to be a law.. No be every time wey the thing favor you, you go con dey shout justice.. You want justice when you are hurt.. How be it the one who hurts you hates the law you will use to get justice.. Don't act like a stupid child who thinks responsibility is on your terms. Type your RIP or shut the f up.

The Stolen one. Where the idiot picture dey? You stole your whole life. Abeg post him picture make I use am do sontin. I dey suspect one of my guys.. 10,000 to be made ASAP

Go to the bank and complain. Tell them if they don't act.. It can lead to closing that account.

When she is done ,, give her TP back to the village. You should use your mom as NOK for security purposes o. Women like that can never be trusted. Regardless of post partum stress. Be wise. Your children can take over NOK when they turn 18. Only God know wetin dem go do next make your family see money for autopsy.

This Any work woman. She will insult God if the price is right.

Ha how can I unread this garbage. Your wife no get brothers wey go humble you?. You are cursed o. Beating the woman that prepares your food.. How do you have sxx with her after pounding her like an undone yam.. You and mama deserve jail term.

My pastor is the 6th child of 8 .. He became a billionaire because of poverty. He's mom was magret Thatcher reincarnate and his dad died soon after the last born came. If you are not good at making money. Make family and instill dignity in them. Very cheap to train a child. Don't mix them with peers that are of very high class. Teach them to make money early. Let them make zobo and sell in school. Let them earn while learning. Na talk go plenty that's why you must like nagging. Don't have plenty children, train plenty children. My take.

Maa la maa la

Maa la maa la 'be licking it'. Those were the words I heard from a 7 year old girl to her 4 year old brother... In a village with bad network. I ran across the palour to see the glorious candy that deserved special savoring. To my greatest wawu, a little boy giving head. Me wey na mommy and daddy I do and my aunties still reported me.. I carried my two left leg to their house sharp. Like an overzealous rookie reporter, I dotted my I's and crossed my T's. Terms and conditions applied. The result was noise of jubilation throughout the day for the aspiring p0*n Sters. Their tears of joy gave me hope in humanity. That was the day I learnt more about adulthood and responsibility even in the face of been called amebo. Toast to the future of the roasted children.

Ha you turn someone's daughter to ajeku. Can't rub my mind off that. I can't blame a serial baby daddy. He no point gun for your head. Iya Jnr olorogun ajoye first to born boy. Enjoy your life jawe.