₦airaland Forum

What type of mother?
A crazy mother!




Toy or no toy, im not just comfortable with the pose.

Good representative of Nigeria.

Ati new ministers and old minister o, are they not PDP members? Are they not politicians? What do they really have to offer Nigerians except their pockets.
The president is just using the appointment to compesate them and make the cake go round their strong members.

The cake must go round now.
It's time for another set of PDP strong members to have their own share of the cake.

The cake must go round now.
It's time for another set of PDP strong member to have their own share of the cake.

Sorry for your loss, bro.
My sincere sympathy to you and your wife. Very soon, I believe that God will visit you with glorious children and you will come back here to testify of His goodness once again in your life and family IJN.

cdamsel: RR,u didn't welcome me o,i feel "unwelcome"

my dear, you are not the only one RR didnt welcome. Check this thread from the begining, there is nowhere you can see him welcoming me, he keeps ignoring me, even those who came in with a line of intro were welcomed by him. I'm definitely certain that he has some reservations about me, all well and good, not everyone can like you and you cant force anyone to like you, dont feel unwelcome dear sister, once you have those who e-roll with you, you are good to go, that is what has been making me come to this fun room, because i have those who roll with me. Enjoy yourself, be free and relate wella.

Well, RR, congratulations o, i just wish now that you are a mod, you wont give me a life ban, and if you do, life continues.
Congratulations again, not to bribe you but because it is the necessary thing to do.


Good morning all.

Good morning all, and thanks to everyone who has wished me well. May God bless you all. Amen.

Good evening the whole house.
Wasn't around since morning and infact had a bad day. My neighbour's kid was rushed to the hospital in the middle of the night at around 1am and we (I and hubby)had to follow them to the hospital. The toddler was admitted while we came back at around 4am, we slept and around 5:30 am again, my phone rang, it was my friend who lost her dad, her mum just died 10months ago. So pathetic. So unfortunate. I went there and stayed with her till around 8am when I had to rush to office for permission offwork, after which I checked back on my neighbour's kid at hospital, later went back to my friend's place during and after the burial. Just coming back home. So tired.
Please house, help me pray for my neighbor's kid o, when I got there, the kid was being given blood, I'm scared, don't know what could have gone wrong, because the mother is a professional and registered nurse. We just need your prayers. Thanks.

Or should i say........
Are you a true friend
Am i a true friend


May God help us all.

But the question is.......do we really have true friends nowadays

Thanks to science!

Congratulations!!!
May God continue to protect the baby, restore the mother and make all necessary provisions you will need available for you to take care of both the baby and the mother.

chaircover: dont mind him, he is referring to credit card . . . . ma gba fun o

a de fiyen o

r231: you take cheque or CC

CC bawo?
Even CC sef know that we women like money, at least we have so many things to use money for, dont let me start mentioning what we usually spend our money on o. So, just pay, dont play games with me, or else, i withdraw my service.

r231: yes its cheap but you will translate it in IBADAN and na Ekiti i want .......

pay first and i will render your service however you want it.

chaircover: Can these 2 area boys who keep on fighting be excused to go and fill these pot holes

haaaa CC, mo bawon be o.
They wont do that again.
I will talk to them, they are my boys, i will even encourage them to stick to romance section and have all their area boys ish fun there.
Thanks in advance ma.

r231: Naira, Pounds, Dollar or Yen before i comment

naira ni
ko lonle ko dowo.
Na ibo style
if you see that my service is cheap, you will call on me next time.
Abi what do you think?

r231: okay we do it your way but you have to translate everything in Ekiti

dont worry, i will bail you out from him, just #2500 into my account and you are done.


@bellong bro, no be only you like money.

Celyt: Hello my lovely e-family; how has your day been?
Keeping it real my dear RR
As for me; i had a stressful day(from home to hospital to work) as my kids' cough refused to heal after giving them medication as directed by their doctor for nearly a week.
Anyway am back home getting ready to prepare dinner.

Celyt: Hello my lovely e-family; how has your day been?
Keeping it real my dear RR
As for me; i had a stressful day(from home to hospital to work) as my kids' cough refused to heal after giving them medication as directed by their doctor for nearly a week.
Anyway am back home getting ready to prepare dinner.

sorry about the hectic day; dear sis.
how far now about the kids?
What did the doctors say?
It might be a symptom of an irritation or sometimes a symptom of cold, anyhow, thank God you didnt take chance and i believe that by the time they relax very well through the night, they'll be okay and sound tomorrow morning. Dont worry, its part of growth. May our effort on them never be in vain.
It is well with them.

Tinkybabe: Where do I start from?
Lovely thread first of all..RoyalRoy, the guy that has his ways with words , welldone

Ok about me
I'm Tinkybabe-my username was coined from my first name (funny enough that name has been mentioned a lot on this thread) and the babe is emphasising my femininity.
Born and bre(a)d in Nigeria(omo ibadan ki ni show?) but being buttered in the Uk
Unmarried but not single and I enjoy reading tales about marriage .
**thinks aloud-can't wait to get married actually**
I would call myself a lively introvert(whatever that means. .lol)
My favourite food..anything rice-white rice and ofada stew(ayamase), jollof rice, fried rice, rainbow rice, chinese rice,coconut rice..

I'll stop here for now..

Welcome dear, to the fun room of family section.
YPP will soon come and entertain you with rice and some other things.
Once again, welcome.

Any student that is well trained and who accept good training will know the right dresses to put on whether in school or not.


However, I'm highly disturbed by the private universities rules of not doing this and that, seriously, if they don't do it in the school, aren't they going to do it elsewhwere, so what is the essence? In my own opinion, I think what they need is to inculcata morals into their curriculum and from their, the students will learn the right thing to do, instead of making a school life to look like a prison life.

Hhhmmm, may God help them o.

We are living with so many mentally derailed people and we don't know, personally, I want to believe that any elderly person that can do such a shameless thing is a chronic mental derailed person, who needs to me mentally examined and exonerated from among the sane people, especially the minors.

Bi o ti wa ni atetekose, o mbe nisisiyi. Beeni yio si maa ri, aye ainipekun...........Aamin.

Siena: So this Goat will actually become Stepmother to this guy's 7 children?

StepGoat?? Or NannyGoat?

Oga siena, please, don't kill me with laugh, I take God beg you, lol at stepgoat, nannygoat,


On a serious note, I think that man need mental check up.


And the satanist that want to do the joining, I'm aint surprised, even satan their oga is a beast.

The question that always come to my mind each time maid matters are raised is " Are these set of people not human beings? Are they created by a God different from the one who created us? Are they not born the way we are born? Are they not conceived the way we are conceived?
Why now is all these differences in their treatment?
As far as I'm concerned, I don't even like using the name maid, they have their names ke, abi? Some people even go to the extent of not addressing them by their names, that is very bad.


Anyone that has a maid or more should be able to treat them the way they would want their children treated.
Anyone who doesn't treat their maids with respect is inviting the wrath of God their creator on themselves.
And above all, whatever we sow is what we are going to reap, but the unfortunate part is that our kids also reap part of these things. So we need to be careful.
May God help us all.

[quote author=Mynd_44]That una small cabal abi? I go tell my aunty Slimyem to help me deal with all of you.

If she no gree, I go call Tpia[/quote]haaaaa!
Tpia ke, i fit withstand aunty Yemi, but Tpia mama, i no fit o


#unfollows thread quickly

[quote author=Mynd_44]You abi? I go increase am to 2 years.

Na me and you for this section.

And oh. Anyone that takes my speech on that thread seriously is on a long thing[/quote]that your story story speech on who is interested in being a mod thread, abi, i take am serious o, and i don dey beg the cabals to vote for you but sindc you don yaju simi, i know how to tell them to withdraw their votes.
You go see weeeeeen. You never know anything.

taryour: you guys are a bunch of cartoon characters, you sure making my day. Laff don tear my belle.

@Jgirl I sigh you o,hope you having great day?

abeg, hold your bele o
you sure need to laugh jare. Its good for you, your health and for the baby.
Keep laughing jooooooooooo

[quote author=Mynd_44]For laughing, one year ban for you when I am mod[/quote]aanu e nse mi sa
and i wanted to beg all the cabals to vote for you before but now......
omode to ni ti oun ba dagba, ori igun ni oun ma fi bo ori, ori igun o ma ni je ko dagba.
You understand
Na me you wan ban
And you sure want to be a mod
Continue, make i see.

Why shouting Yerima this, yerima that? Is it Yerima that asked the parents not to have common sense? Yerima did his own, but he didnt mandate anyone to do it,What of the useless parent who married out their 8 year's old kid to a useless old man in the name of money or religion or culture.
I am a mother and i know what im talking about, i cant imagine my 8 years old girl married out like that, its either the man kill me first or i kill him, its not even possible.



If i were a law enforcement agent in that country, i will jail both the groom and the the parent.

RIP to the poor girl.