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This your header is very funny.

Having seen many of these videos, I was curious to see how "HUGE" the naira notes are.

Abeg OP take it easy with us next time .

True confessions.

Let's hope liar won't come and debunk it.

Yes indeed.

Change is relative. Could be positive or negative.

Sides, there's a big difference between Change and Shenghi

Y'all never specified the kind you wanted so there you have it.

Forget o....

"Some" of these Apc hypemen are good at what they do.

See how they've twisted the whole thing to suit their own narrative.

Other party hypemen need to sit up and stop all the unnecessary shading of other contestants

Sell your product and leave others to sell theirs.

Many are mad, few are roaming.

This is heartbreaking.

Unfortunately, nothing will be done to the mad man responsible for this because he's connected.

But why was she initially abandoned by her family?

Noted.

SenatePresdo:
The need was to feel better, and I think it's worth it.

Anybody that Hurts you deserves to feel the same.

It's divine to be even.

Ma'am, did you deliberately miss out the bottle of champagne and 3 pies along with those you mentioned?

I don't totally support the young man's approach but come on.

How big can her appetite be? That's gluttony!

Where's the class? No panache, no self-respect....and she wants to be treated like a "lady"? At least even pretend on a first date...it's allowed.

Perhaps she planned to take the "leftovers" home.

My question to you is: Would you do what this lady did on a first or any other date?
Would you eat that much on someone else's tab? Someone you barely know?

Sheistoopretty:
Wailings of a poor wretched simp turned Redpiller wannabe so ordinary rice and ice cream is what u couldn't pay for and u are here already giving motivational advises

All these BJRAN (Broke and Jobless Redpillers Association of Nairaland) boys sef

I have one thing to tell you. GROW UP!

Giant stride in the right direction. Kudos to the professnalism of the Nigeria Navy.

Hopefully, foreign powers and undue influence from those involved in the local political front don't jeopardise the process of justice.

presidency:
TEXT OF PRESS BRIEFING ON THE TRANSFER OF MT HEROIC IDUN FROM EQUATORIAL GUINEA TO NIGERIA – November 15, 2022

1. You may recall that on Friday 19 August 2022 the Naval Headquarters briefed the Press on the arrest of Motor Tanker HEROIC IDUN by the Equatorial Guinean Navy. It was mentioned that the Very Large Crude oil Carrier (VLCC) had entered the Nigerian Maritime Environment (NME) on 7 August 2022 and headed for Akpo Field without any form of authorisation or clearance. For the avoidance of doubt, MT HEROIC IDUN (IMO: 9858058) is registered in Marshall Island with an overall length of 336-metres, 60 metres breadth and capacity of 3 million barrels. The vessel was spotted by the Nigerian Navy Maritime Domain Awareness facility and a Nigerian Navy (NN) Inshore Patrol Craft, Nigerian Navy Ship (NNS) GONGOLA probed the legitimacy of her presence in the Total Safe Anchorage operated Akpo Field. Following the interrogation, the Captain of MT HEROIC IDUN duly responded to NNS GONGOLA and further stated that his vessel was without relevant clearance to operate in the Field.

2. The vessel was therefore ordered to turn around and follow NNS GONGOLA to Bonny anchorage pending when she will be cleared for loading by NNPC Ltd. However, she bluntly declined on the claims that she had been told by her agent not to take directives from the Nigerian Navy Ship. Thereafter, she engaged full speed southwards towards the Sao Tome and Principe maritime area in a bid to evade arrest. Apart from refusing lawful arrest, the Captain of the vessel made a broadcast of false piracy attack call to International Maritime Bureau (IMB) Piracy Reporting Centre to mislead mariners that NNS GONGOLA was a pirate vessel and possibly concoct an alibi for her desperate action. On the piracy alert, the Nigerian Navy also through international collaboration alerted relevant piracy reporting centres through CRESMAO and ECOWAS ZONE F Cotonou headed by Nigerian Navy officers for the alert to be cancelled immediately which was done by IMB. Suffice to state that Nigeria has not recorded any piracy attack in its waters in over one year. Hence, this mischievous act by MT HEROIC IDUN was clearly aimed at tarnishing the good image of the maritime domain of Nigeria, which we have worked very hard to achieve and sustain.

3. The Nigerian Navy therefore invoked the collaboration of neighbouring Equatorial Guinea through the Yaoundé Architecture to arrest the vessel. With the aid of the Nigerian Navy surveillance facility, MT HEROIC IDUN was tracked and the Equatorial Guinea Amphibious Ship, CAPTAIN DAVID was therefore vectored to intercept and arrest the fleeing ship on 12 Aug 22. Pertinently, MT HEROIC IDUN was held at the Luba Anchorage in Bioko Island, Equatorial Guinea while the country conducted her own investigations owing to some infractions the vessel had also committed in the country’s waters. Whilst these were ongoing, a formal request was made to transfer the vessel to Nigeria as mentioned during the Press Briefing on 19 August 2022. This was followed by diplomatic overtures and negotiations towards achieving the transfer of HEROIC IDUN to Nigeria. Suffice to add that both Nigeria and Equatorial Guinea are signatories to the Code of Conduct concerning the Repression of Piracy, Armed Robbery against Ships and Illicit Maritime Activity in West and Central Africa of 2013 commonly referred to as the ‘Yaounde Code of Conduct’. The Code is backed by appropriate UN Security Council Resolutions and provides the platform for information sharing as well as coordination amongst signatories. This includes handover of vessels or persons suspected to have committed offences in each other’s States. It was based on this therefore that MT HEROIC IDUN was brought back to Nigeria from Equatorial Guinea on 12 November 2022.

4. The smear campaign put up by the ship in the Media space in a fierce attempt to rubbish the transfer process by falsely gaining international support/sympathy was thus bound to fail and perhaps an indication that the vessel has a case to answer. Accordingly, on 6 November 2022, the vessel was handed over to Nigeria by Equatorial Guinea. Subsequently, she cast off Equatorial Guinea waters under Nigerian Navy escort on 11 November and arrived off Bonny Offshore Terminal II on 12 November 2022. MT HEROIC IDUN is presently in the custody of the Nigerian Navy and based on legal opinion and analysis, the super-tanker could be said to have committed the following offences against the Nigerian State:

a. Attempt to deal in export crude oil without license or authorization.

b. Entering the Restricted Zone around an Oilfield without authorization and thus violating Nigeria’s Exclusive Economic Zone regulations.

c. Falsely accusing a Nigerian Navy Ship of piracy on International Maritime Reporting Platforms after having communicated with the Nigerian Navy Ship without ambiguity about her identity therefore violating sections of the Suppression of Piracy and Other Maritime Offences (SPOMO)Act 2019.

d. Violation of all lawful instructions at sea from Maritime Law Authorities as well as Nigeria’s Miscellaneous Act and other associated national and international laws ascribed to by Nigeria.

e. Violation of Custom and Immigration Laws as acceded by Nigeria regarding the operations of Akpo Oil Terminal being an Oil installation in the Nigerian Exclusive Economic Zone.

5. At this juncture, the NN wishes to enjoin the media, wellmeaning Nigerians and well-wishers of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, to note the actual occurrence regarding MT HEROIC IDUN for which she is now under the custody of the Navy for prosecution. Please disregard rumours, mischievous and fictitious articles being circulated by enemies of the State, in a bid to cause chaos and discredit efforts of the Nigerian Navy and indeed Nigeria. The Navy also acknowledges with immense gratitude the role played by the Government of Equatorial Guinea in the arrest and transfer of MV HEROIC IDUN to Nigeria. Equally, the NN acknowledges the untiring efforts of the Federal ministries of Defence, Foreign Affairs and Justice in the actualization of the transfer of this Vessel of Interest.

6. The Navy assures Nigerians that in accordance with its statutory responsibilities and drawing strength from the strategic directives of the CNS, Vice Admiral Auwal Zubairu Gambo CFR, the Service will maintain a posture of zero tolerance to crude oil theft and other criminal activities in our maritime domain. The Navy shall continue to work in synergy with other maritime stakeholders, Gulf of Guinea states’ navies and strategic partners to ensure that Nigeria derives maximum benefit from its natural maritime endowments.

7. Thank you for your attention.

SS GARBA Rear Admiral
for Chief of the Naval Staff
November 15, 2022

Nigerians are seriously displeased.

But why go there at all Well it's the level of poverty... for the hopes if getting something to take home at least.
Is it really worth it?

Why go throwing things away and being brutalised by the uncouth/unprofessional security agents? If you don't support a party, don't attend their rallies.

Entitlement Spirit.

Ain't this madness? Same thing over and over again, expecting a different result?

See sense.

You condemned it before gaining power. Said it was a fraud...that it didn't even exist. Made countless "empty promises " of one working refinery per year.

You got in, found how easy it was to make the needed hard decision but cowered....then even made it worse.

All of a sudden you've become brave when you won't suffer any fallout....on your way out.

General���

He truly belongs to everyone and no one. Baba needs to state where he truly stands. This man unequivocally gave gmb full conditional support in his time of dire need. Why is he now being dodgy?

No matter. Citizens who are at the receiving end would determine the kind of Nigeria they want.

Vote wisely!!!

He corrected himself na. Nice recovery.

Maybe a case of - body dey apc but spirit, mind and soul still dey pdp.

It's only you that can tell if she's cheating or not.

Yes her defensive nature and denying you conjugal rights may give it away but it's dangerous to jump into conclusions.

Have you looked inwards to determine why she's denying you sex and being all defensive? Have you done something wrong (intentionally or ignorantly)?

The reason a woman denies her man access to her body is if said man has done something to make her believe he doesn't deserve her body.....so like I said look inward.

Are you stagnant? Do you better yourself (do you exercise to look appealing to her)? Do you provide? Have you been satisfying her in za oza room?
Asking all these so you know....even if she no longer wants you, you can do better than her. Dem no dey die put.

No one on Nairaland can give you answers to your queries except you.

Adun27:
Please some weeks ago, I found out that her colleague (a male) calls her often. I told her but immediately she flair up and went to work with anger, she told me that the boy was calling him for work meanwhile they will see for sure the second workday, when you left home angrily without even fighting her.

The boy sent me some texts on WhatsApp explaining that she wants to collect a phone from my wife blahblahblah, I never replied the text, the boy called me twice on the second day and I didn't pick, my wife told me that the boy saw her face look angry and that's why he asked what was wrong with her and she explained to him, she told me that was why he was texting me.

Yesterday, I found out that the same boy still calls my wife and my wife calls him too, when I raised the issue again she flair up telling me the boy was calling him to ask her welfare.
What is confusing is that the first time they talk different things, why would a reasonable guy continues calling her after he knew it caused fight the first time, why would she continue too when she knows that it's threatening her marriage.

My wife has been denying me sex for 3 months, tell me if that's possible for a girl who loves to Bleep.

My wife has a child for me and she has been supportive financially, she does house chores everything, but she had betrayed me twice before, one was cheating, the other she stole money coniving with my cousins at my former business.

Please somebody advise me what to do.

This can't be true/right.

Petty!

There's no need.

Life has happened to her. Wisdom profitteth to direct

Do not say yes, when you mean to say no.

#DecideNow.

Character Assassination? Really?
Who invented/ introduced/perfected this type of campaign?

You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you have a glass jaw, you should watch your mouth.

GEJ and 2015 propaganda/elections come to mind.

A taste of their own medicine, now they want to sue.

Funny folk.

It's not about the rejection.
It's about how you've decided to take said rejection.

Rejection is a stepping stone. The moment you see it as such, your friend and not your enemy, things will start to happen for you.

What did you do with the rejection? Its supposed to help you sharpen your skills, upgrade your CV, seek more knowledge on matters etc. Doing these things with rejection will give you an advantage in your next interview or endeavor.

Rejection, especially from job opportunities means you have a problem/challenge that you need to face, change, improve,adjust or upgrade. Once you make those corrections, you'll overcome.

I'm no motivational speaker but I'm telling you based on what I have experieneced.

Never think you're the only one being rejected. It happens to the best of us.

There are NGO jobs all around. Just look around.

Think of what you're good at considering work you've done in the past, put together a cv and go from there.

Most people have experience that they're not aware they have.

Example, if you've supervised any project, be it building to completion, set up a small or medium business(wether it succeeded or not), etc, that is a form of Project management experience(It's not until you get the prof qualification....though it's an added advantage to have such)....but most peeps don't even know....same with some other small soft skills/things we do in life that when added to our profiles can boost chances.

Be positive and avoid depression.

Goodness34:
depression is killing me, i tried alot of jobs but i could not secure any, now i even have phobia and i feel hopeless.

The only business i could have put in which is selling of petrol, kerosine and engine oil failed because its will cost atleast 20k to start.

How do i go about this please brothers and sisters?

Only the witless would be awed by this news.

Hehehe...the Northern hegemony is a very strong Oligarchy.

Yet other tribes keep bickering like little kids.

Please don't borrow that you can't payback.

See OP quoting rules of 60days....do these rules only apply to the loansharks?

Why put yourself through their ordeal?

I used to blame their tactics until I found that Nigerians abused the system.

In one case with one well known org, I was asked " why can't the government or the many agencies clamping down on the loan sharks give the defaulters their own money and not recover it?

People, learn to read the fine print.

You accepted the Ts&Cs.

Jts better to just avoid them if you cant payback in 7 days.

ijustdey:
https://leadership.ng/loan-sharks-persist-with-cruel-recovery-practices/

You're still convinced God showed her to you

Continue ignoring the red flags now, consoling yourself.

You better cut your coat according to your cloth.

captaininiobong:
Hy guys, I don't know if you have been in this, my woman that agreed to be the mother of my kids as stated by her recently stopped talking to me, picking my calls because she needed a 3million naira marriage.

I told her please why not we do moderate and use the remaining for investment. She said no. The three million is even small.

When I asked her what will we use the 3million to do, she said to buy furniture for the home. Uptill now she doesn't pick my calls, reply my chat if not that no be God showed her to me I would have deleted her number off my phone but am still keeping it for a reason I don't even know.

We have been together for long, not until a friend of mine got married and I told her they did thier marriage not less than 300k, then she said it's a big lie.

This video is INSPIRATIONAL.

Enough of this rubbish from our youth.

You ready to kill but you no wan die....can you just imagine.

No pity for his skull cos ts obviously a waste.

Marriage of convenience.
Now the Akinsiku guy wants a career woman. He needs Mochabo to ease his status in Kenya.

That's why I don't advice/fancy any woman being a total stay at home wife...no matter the "love".

You must be educated, productive and independent to an extent.

LEGENDARY!

This write-up is Rated PG16.

NOT FOR READERS UNDER THE AGE OF 16.

TRULY DOGGED.

Respect!!!

You don't f*** with experience and true knowledge(suspected sex therapist alert.)

doggedfighter:
Over excitement at seeing the beautifully designed and crafted body of a woman.


With time it will get better as you get used to the blissful art of good sex.


While at it, improve your game . I am almost sure you are terrible at sex.

Do you know how to handle the nipples to produce an electrifying effects ?

How well can you manage the VJ ?

Have you mastered the art of using your tongue ?

And make your woman's toes curl up as she moans in ecstasy while you are immersed in her ? The tongue is a sexual arsenal when skillfully used.

Are your palms smooth and capable of sending your woman to dreamland in erotic highness?

What's your thrusts like ? Does it have the warm ryththmic flow of a soulful artist ?

Or does it have the kpa kpa kpa or Tata Tata sound of the cracked voice of an Oshodi tout ?


The fingers of a sex maestro can cause an eruption in woman. Never to be forgotten !

Can you skillfully stroke the VJ ?

Your dick is not the issue here.

From here, I can imagine how bland , boring and tasteless sex with the girl was !

Oh my dear fellow woman

You have a whole lot to learn FIRST !

Good sex is an art !


So much to say but Amma stop here !

No details.

Well it seems the story was lifted.

We should know the spot or general area where this happened. Is it the same place as the previous occurrences? Any pictures?

That helps.

Thank God for you all the same.

The way you emphasised the "Yoruba" in the "Girl" is interesting.

Well, marriage is the only school where you get your certificate before you even register courses but you never graduate.

Take am easy. We know say she fine (for your eyes) and e be like say if you slow, them go thief am. But better you know her first. A couple of months isn't bad.

Don't be that guy.

We always excel given the good opportunities and right environment everywhere we go.

Thank God for this News. We shouldn't only hear about those ruining the Nigerian reputation.

Congrats to them and to Nigeria.

Well, this may not be a good move though it has short term benefits.

However, know that you've automatically become responsible for that child. Should anything happen to her (especially with the current security situation in the country), it won't look good. What if she gets pregnant, she gets missing or raped or worse ...Just spit-balling.

Ask your mom her REAL reason for the ill-treatment of that child.

I think you should contact them and let them know your reasons. Downside maybe that Mom will become angry and tell you to train her then, since you know it all....that burden you certainly cannot carry.

You don't want law enforcement investigating a "suspected kidnapping" case. Their involvement makes things worse except it would also bring the child-abuse case to light. But you don't want to be on the wrong side of the law in whatever case.

Are you really ready for this battle?

Deborah200299:
I left home last month with my 13 years old sister due to the abuse she had endured in the hands of my mother and 2 younger brothers.

I have rented out a room in a different town, I have changed my number and deleted my Facebook account so nobody could locate me.

Yesterday, I opened a new Facebook account with a different name. I have searched for my elder brother Facebook account he posted about me being missing he has pleaded with anyone who has seen me to contact him because my mum is not in a good state.

Funny enough he has posted me alone when it is me and my younger sister who are missing so they only care about me a 23 years old woman but not a single pity about a 13 years old girl.

I am her only daughter among 4 boys she loves me more than my siblings but I have lost respect for her the day she has started abusing my innocent sister. I want my absence to teach her a lesson so she can feel the pain but I am also worrying about her what if she died, will I be able to forgive myself.

I don't know if I should contact them with a private number and tell them we are fine where we are they shouldn't bother about us. I will not disclose my current addresse to them.

Should I do it or not?


Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/6944608/want-report-mum-human-rights#109469994

Deborah200299:
Good morning everyone, I want to report my mum for abusing my 12 years old step sister both physical, verbal and emotional and I don't like it because she didn't ask to be born from a married man. My dad caused it and she should abuse him not her.

I don't even know why she is treating the dog who cheated on her nicely while the innocent girl is suffering for his mistakes. My younger brothers 13 and 15 are also copying her and they have started to abuse her too.

Tears has become her foods and I am tired of my mum abusing the innocent girl. Yesterday, she strangled her just because she didn't wash my younger brother white jeans properly and I lost respect for her. I have insulted her for the first time in my life even though she hit me but I don't care I have to save my sister. She is my birth mother but I will not support her. I don't care if she rots in jail because she doesn't deserve the title mum.

If you know any human rights in Uyo please let me know.

Bless your soul!!!

You're a rare gem. Usually, the female child/children take sides with Mums in situations like this but you're objective.

Though I find your disdain for your pops a little disturbing. Perhaps you're pissed he cheated on your mom...but pls with regards to your Pops and Mom, DON'T TAKE ALAGBIN FOR ANOTHER MAN'S HEADACHE "....cos you can never understand why your mom treats him better than you would ...she probably blames herself for the child( which is wrong by the way).

Just be wise in letting your mom and brothers know what they're doing is wrong ( so you're not branded "traitor" while you try to get the human rights activists.

Goodluck, you Diamond in the rough.

Did this 60+ old man think they would live happily ever after?

How did that union happen? Married at 19...Was she betrothed to him?

God punish poverty!!!

To those justifying the inhumane treatment of that nanny, "another man head na firewood" I hope y'all will be this knowledgeable if it touches you?

She's not guilty until proven otherwise! You're comparing this with Germany and so on...are the authorities of those countries as unprofessional/crass as those in Naija?

Wish others as you.would want.