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Advise again? What of the countless advises that people have been giving on nairaland? But most of you will never take it until it got so bad.
Eni awi fun,oba je ko gbo

LeoDeKing:
The only evidence to back up this story is a debit receipt, so how do you expect us to believe the story?

The way people lie over anything these days is quite alarming.

Person go enter gbese, then start concocting stories to cover up.

I'm not saying police didn't rob you as you claim, is just that I don't believe stories without evidence. Only brainless illiterates like ipob terrorists swallow lies without proof.

Imagine paying police N100k for seeing me with my laptop,for what? Is it cocaine or drugs? He's probably a yahoo boy. Nobody in Nigeria who is not a criminal will pay police N100k for having just an ordinary laptop.

Jewessgratitud3:
In fact I'm not posting what happened. This Nairaland mods can annoy somebody.
You'll make a post about other stories they won't touch it but the one that concerns you or your family will hit frontpage without your consent.

Please henceforth, no mod should touch any of my personal post. On no account should that happen until you start posting other ones unrelated to me.

Something happened as regards the last post I made that they pushed to front page but I'm not going to say it even though it is making my head spin at the moment. Thats all I can say for now.

You should post it, forget about the mod. Problem shared is half solved as they say . Besides,when you post it,it's just like pouring out your mind on what's bugging you,you will start to feel better and less frustrated,also you will get comfort from sensible contributions, lastly,you might get advice that will help you make the right decision

tope20001111:
The evil that people do leave after them. If he still lives he will pay for the conscience of his actions. You may be happy for him but when he suffers the conscience of his actions I hope you will be happy for him too.

Are you new on nairaland? You saw an advert and sent Money to the person just like that? If he,a nobody can fund your alipay,what stops you from taking the right steps to be able to fund it yourself? You guys keep paying for stupidity.

If you believe IPOB is a terrorist group and Hamas is not,or you believe Hamas is a terrorist group and IPOB is not, you're a hypocrite and may God punish you. May the tears that both Hama's and IPOB have brought on innocent families be upon you and yours,MFing hypocrites.

Kobojunkie:
Go find your papa and mama make you tell them all of this.

Then why do U.S government hand out food stamps and build housing projects that cost less to nothing or give student loans that can take you through tertiary education and you can pay for the next 20years?
Don't they have parents too? You claim to stay overseas (which could be audio though), yet your interaction with the civilized world hasn't changed your typical black man mentality of self and heartlessness

lazkizz:
wow wow

Thanks very much for this idea, I will call him now and tell him about this your idea.

thanks once more

Your brother applied for a job online,an American needs his service,as an architect, because there's shortage of them in U.S ,also the company didn't call your brother, either by video or voice call,just like that, they're requesting for US account to send $2000 to him , because?
I know you wanted it to be true badly,but it's a scam,what I don't know yet is if the scam is targeted at your brother or at the U.S resident whose account and address they're requesting.

These same set of people came to tell us how Buhari didn't have SSCE, how the military course he took abroad was fake,how he was a clone,and so on and so on, only for their accusations to fall apart like house of cards.
They have started again,all these will yield nothing positive for you,Tinububis president for the next 4 rest at least. You guys should rest and stop wasting your time as usual. Hate filled propagandists, unruly a ssholes

Confusionist,you haven't even taking off, you're already changing names.

Fheyhi:
Please 🙏

If you have a debt of N700k,it means you received the worth of N700k in cash or kind or services. What was it and what did you do with the money?
To be honest with you,look for more viable way to get help, nairaland is D.O.A,it doesn't matter whether you're saying the truth or not. If you don't believe me,then watch and learn.

There are still others like him in nairaland,look for the next person,and also send money to him. Mumuri
Scammers will never go out of business because of slowp***s like Op. Like I said,look for another moniker and send money to him sharp sharp. Who knows maybe one day,you will have sense

rexlims:
Good morning everyone. Pls pardon me if this isn't d right place to post this msg cos right now I just need suggestions fast.
Long story short, I gave a barrister a job to execute and d fees for d job has been paid. Though, no prior agreement on both sides how much my cut should be? 5m was eventually paid. From my end, we are 3 persons involved, and after confirming that d client has paid, I requested for our part and he said he will only pay us 500k.
I asked him that amount for I job I connected to him, he said it was a referral.
Pls I need advice as to how I need to get my own cut.
Thanks.

What is the nature of the job? Lawyers defend or prosecute or act as legal advisor
Was the job legal or illegal?
How did you give him the job exactly? Did you refer him to someone or you told him about it only?
Did he use only his resources,time and experience to do the job, without you or anyone contributing?
Anyhow it is,you should have agreed on how the proceeds should be shared . Just learn from your mistake and move on.

hakeemhakeem:
The prices are high mile 2 to alaba and orile 100 by bus, Marina 400.at first peoples may troop in for tourists sake long run zero patronage.

Bros what are you going to gain from this ruthless brainless lie,if not to portray yourself as unintelligent and slowpoke?
How can mile 2 to Alaba be N100? Chai.
Last time I took public bus to to Alaba from mile 2 was August 31 and it was N500.

Azazyel:
Nairaland over the years has displayed something I find very disgusting. Anytime you want to comment on a Muslim post, they force you to admit some shitty stuff and then put it on your profile. Indeed, Seun is one of the problems of Nigeria. We should have gone past this stage on nairaland. Who does this on any forum? Just nairaland. You open the threads of other religions for comments but when it comes to Islam, they force you to profess what you don't understand before you can comment. Nigeria is indeed doomed and it shows how intolerant Muslims generally are in this country. I won't be surprised if they start targeting my account here. It's one of their traits. The only way Nigeria can move forward is for the citizens to stop carrying religion on their heads. It's another form of slavery for the average black man. Unfortunately our politicians have used this to keep us in perpetual darkness. If you setup protocols for comments on Islamic posts, why not do same for christians or traditionalists? It's just a pity that religious fanatism is openly being practiced here in a forum that claims to be for Nigerians. Really sad...

You have a point sir. I don't think any restrictions should be placed on members trying to comment on any topic unless such member is under ban for breaking rules.
Nevertheless I have realised that 95% of those who derail Christian topics are
1.. Christians themselves,who have different opinions on the topic of discussion, mostly as a result of different denominational doctrines or tradition.
2. Atheists,who were from Christian homes mostly.
Though some Muslims too talk trash topics in religious section but not as much as Christians themselves.
Just my own observation over the years.

Postinor:
Ashawo,u are not worth the time and attention,ur only worth is to be bleeped and dumped away

Don't judge,the story is obviously fake but there are many ladies on that table. You're a wretched sinner too if you're sincere,you might not do hook up,but what of the other sinful things you do?

Is this enjoyment or sufferness All these sweats and muscle for what? When he's done He moves to the next one,to the next hoe . I guess it's human nature.

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Scammer, if not for the stupid greedy gullible no goods that keeps you people in business,if everyone were like me, your likes would have gone to look for bricklayer work or starve to death.

I defend the defendless but I'm not a lawyer

Iamdbull:
like 10 beautiful ladies came to tell me about their church and this Sunday I carry bible dey dance dey go church people were thinking my life has changed for good, only to get to church and if am not exaggerating the youngest person there cannot be less than 65, it was there that I discovered those ladies were rented ushers and here I was thinking those are the people I will meet at the church.

As I say make I find excuse commot na so five old women mount for door, telling me "you go nowhere" na so them collect my phone say no pressing of phone in church till 7pm when service is over.


I have been rolling on the floor crying since and the people of the church are all jubilating thinking am repenting and giving my life to Christ.

Chaiii

This is very funny 🤣 and could be a good comedy skit. You might want to give content creation a chance, while still pursuing your music

I dedicate the song " Untouchable" by DMX to the lawyer for wasting his time, asking the President to investigate Dangote.

thesilentman:
sho,this one is sick o.Offcourse,i believe you are still eating 2 square meals under your parent's roof.ME and u no be mate,guy.

Mumu,by God's grace,I had a baby boy this year April, I used the most reputable hospital in Mowe. My boy was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Spent close to N500k,it was all worth it, looking at my baby's eyes
But you came here complaining about blade,I pity your wife,can't imagine how she will cope with this miserable soul.
I know you created the thread to beg as usual,what are you waiting for?

thesilentman:
Two days ago,my wife had to undergo a C.S pack at UITH.Every damn requests were made with an unambiguous tone of urgency.I was quite overwhelmed.What shocked me however was when the surgeon told me that all was set for the surgery,except blade,yes ordinary tiger razor blade.I was gobsmacked.Where would i get blade to buy at 2am in the dead of the night?!
The experience just confirmed a feeling that has been in my subconscious for aeons;NIGERIA,is one big joke and scam of a country that can never never WORK.
You are free to argue with me until you are red in the eyes,though.

Sir,I don't know about government owned hospitals,but for Private,your wife i.e expectant mother would have been giving a list of items that would be needed during and after delivery, including blade. I bought a pack of blade as one of the list of baby items too.
Everything isn't Nigeria, you're enjoying subsidised health services still came online to call Nigeria a joke,the joke is on you,you bloody ingrate.
Next time go and register in reputable private hospital,you will get a good service but you will pay through your nose.

Oluwashina72:
I want to get a cooperative money of 700k to buy catfish and smoke them both round and cutlet.. Please is It Advisable To Borrow the Loan?

Loan is never a bad thing if it is procured for investment or business purposes. Don't borrow to meet a need because you're broke. Where will you get the money to meet another need when it arises or how will you repay the loan
Even if you're borrowing for business,you have to do your due diligence about the business,don't join the band wagon,make sure you use the loan to do business you're very familiar with or have experience in doing.

Elboki109:
Please I need help. Myself and my wife are relocating to Canada in few months time. We're heading to Ontario Canada. Would appreciate if anyone can point out skills we can learn to help get a job there.
I'm thinking of driving Uber (but don't really know how it works). But from research I'll need a car of less than 7yrs of production. I'll appreciate if anyone can explain to me properly.
And I'll appreciate any handiwork my wife can learn that will help us over there. Thanks a bunch all

You should have done this before even applying for visa. There's one thing to learn a skill,it's another thing to perfect it.
My own is that Canada is not smiling right now, citizens are complaining bitterly and crying due to high cost of living especially housing and food/ groceries and taxation.
Don't follow what Nigerians say,hear from the horse's mouth. Google Canada rising cost of living or go to tiktok,search Canada housing problem and hear what they're saying.
You have to be prepared and have something that will give you a moderate income immediately you arrive Canada. Or else you and your family will be living with the rest of African refugees and homeless people who refused to plan well before travelling.

HellVictorinho6:
Let me be clear

Am referring 2 private schools owned by nigerians and only 4 nigerians in nigeria

4get how i type it

Nigeria is the worst there has ever been and the worst there will ever be 4 sumone 2 work as a teacher in a private school and i need not point fingers or mention any specific entity in tha private sector



Rememba that ALL private systems are just an evidence that nigeria has the worst political parties in the history of mankind

the rule of law cant save nigeria
4rm the evil perpetrated by these parties that have taken the lands to their meetings 4 games/battles beyond repair

it is finished




me trying 2 survive until tha end of time like 2pac wud put shit

4urk the world since nigeria has happened 2 me this way

aint begging 4 a grave


bars deeper than a pit where u drop a corpse


aint got no money 4 ur remorse


r.i.p is vanity too

off course

no studio

no producer

no promotion

then?

4urk tha audio freestyle

i was neva doing such

i write or type in blood and fire

but they findfault everywhere in the poor

blame dem 4 more

misunderstand dem unto war

4urk tha media too


4urk what av seen

4urk where uv been

nonsense

spitz

I hope for the sake of Nigeria's future you have never step foot in a class to teach? what would you be teaching? You sound worse than a half baked educated person.
No coherence,no logical statement,poor grammar.

benzion72:
Get out of the house daily even for free. Goodness is always on the run

Deep

I dedicate " Angels with dirty faces" by Nas to the deceased. You reap what you sow that's how it goes. May her soul rest in peace, probably paid for her fake pastor husband sins.

RenaissanceGuy:
And I was thinking that this guy was an intellectual. It's OK to display support for any politician of your choice (and I'm even a tacit supporter of Tinubu), but do it without dragging your self-esteem on the ground.

Are you reacting to another post entirely or what was posted up there. He simply said he's praying for the President to succeed. How did he drag his self esteem on the ground? Isn't that what all meaningful and good hearted Nigerians are praying for?
What did he say up there to drag his self esteem? Wailing with no cause is stupid. We know some people wants the president to fail. Their comments are obvious to the blind on this thread.

Ok good
He would still have to wait till 2039 though,to even have a shot at repairing Nigeria.