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You know it when it smacks you right on the face

Gbosa!

I cheated on Galaxy with Kit kat

It wasn't me I was just having a break.

So I don't know which village that marriage took place but wasn't the groom meant to be waiting by the alter whilst the father of the bride walks her in

Me thinks it was her daddy that swiped her, still don't make it alright sha

Poor gal.

"the grass is not greener on the other side"

Who says? You haven't been to a DIY store, you can get your own green grass cut according to the size you want

I have 3 wives and I don't hear any complaints.

For those of you who said no, you might want to look to them for inspiration.

Don't knock it till you try it.

Yes I'm married to one. I'm 7ft 2, she is 6ft 2

I date my ladies but it don't equate to dating

Handsome is in the eye of the beholder

Whatever floats your boat poster.

Yes

Just check any woman in your household, the before and after child birth, there lies ur answer.

Dumbo!

I'm a bachelor cos I chosed to be.

Just cos we don't use durex it equates to unfaithfulness

Mtchewwwwwwwww

who is this van vicker

No Not from looks

Though appearances can sometimes speak volumes either in a good or bad way, that does not make the individual irresponsible or responsible. I have come across ladies and gents alike looking as trustful as the day is bright, however their word is not their bond!!

I will say more of Character, how the person conducts his/her self, even what you say and the context that it is being said,can give someone like me a clue about the kind of person you are.

In all, there are a lot of factors to consider when rubbishing someone as irresponsible.

I am a lady and I ask the same question too

Well i believe we have not seen the 'world's most expensive yet'

My pre nup will read, if you divorce me, you sew up your 'kini' for ever!! and my billions is yours.

No freaky business for life

Billyonaire: I cant remember the last tyme I even turn on the treadmill or climb the bike, I seem to prefer the natural press-up after few bottles, if you get what I mean...

Yes o!! who needs squats, treadmills, bikes ..... when nature provided organic exercise

12years!!!!

Poor girl, she is on a dead end route.

Obviously the guy wants out, but the lady is ignorant of that until she gets an invitation to his wedding

Even if its half and half I dont mind

Cos you know, she might not know if she is or isnt

so if she says she is half and half

its ok by me


NB: This is one of the dumbest threads on NL which deserved a dumbest response!!!!

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VolvoS60: And there I was, thinking "nyc" stood for New York City.

I am finished. I clearly cannot survive with the New World Order.

[b][quote author=VolvoS60]me 2!

Sexkillz should have been eyeskillz

Damn! Dude got beautiful eyez

And Ozone can just lay over me

To all the other dudes, y'all beautiful

13th law

Thou shall not have the OP as a parent.

Can I go halve?

Letter to my future wife

Keep it closed, it's mine and mine only

I don't share!

Kapish!

Let us rewind

She is ur girl

Yet u are asking me (us) if she loves you?

*scratches head*

Oh now I get it, post her cell here and I will take the pleasure in finding out if she loves u, though not before she loves me first!!!!!!

Lol,@ jointly agree that is so 19th century!!!

Word of advice u likey u takey, u no likey u get to stepping!!!

don't hate the player, step up or walk!!!!!!

Sapphire I love you

I can sing

But I'm a dude, any use to you?

It was cheese nd ham toast, needless to say it got burnt

I resorted to a bowl of cornflakes

Eeeeeermmmm am I the only one reading 'MOG' as 'MUGU'?

And yes, I know what the former is but my eyes can't help it!

Anyhoos carry on as u were!

when you get his/her permission

Olodo!

Better 3yrs ex

than 20yrs ex

Let her step

Lemme think, what is that saying about dogs

If it looks, barks, and walks like a dog . . . IT IS A DOG! or is that a duck

In any case

To err is human: To forgive, canine.