₦airaland Forum

tyup:
Some men are just so foolish.....if you caught ur wife with another man in bed you got no business with the man it's ur wife u got business with turn her to Battery there if you so wish

imagine the wife standing while the concubine is kneeling so annoying

Bros forget this english wey you dey speak, if e happen to you na that time you go understand. So you want to tell me that if you catch a man naked ontop yourself wife, you will tell the man to just stand up, wear his cloth and go home right? Just open that your mouth again, nonsense

blowjohn:
Biggie captured it in the song warning:

"They heard about the Rolexes and the Lexus
with the Texas license plate outta state
they heard about the pounds
you got down in Georgetown
and they heard you got half of Virginia locked down
they even heard about the crib
you bought your moms south Florida
the fifth corridor."

Call the coroner
there's gonna be a lot of slow singing
and flower bringing
if my burglar alarm starts ringing

what you think all the guns is for?
all-purpose war
got the rottweilers by the door
and I feed 'em gun powder
so they can devour
the criminals
tryna drop my decimals
damn
niggas wanna stick me for my cream
And it ain't a dream
things ain't always what it seems
it's the ones that smoke blunts with you
see your picture
now they wanna
grab they guns and come and get you

if my burglar alarm start ringing. What you think all the guns for? Oboy see ryhmes, abeg wetin be the title of this song? Its been long

Newbreed2018:
Lol. Nairaland resident covid19 give away beggar.
Wetin u get when someone go even come after u?

you should be ashame of yourself, why on earth will you insult or castigate someone for begging? I strongly believe you have not eating anything today, BASTARD

EzzyCarter:
In no way am I endorsing corruption but then this is a case of pot calling kettle black. Imagine the atrocities being perpetrated by these same politicians with no one to bring them to book now forming anti-corruption agents. In terms of corrupt and dirty practices, Lecturers are learning when compared to politicians

Go back to your post again and this time read it again and again and again and i tell you, you will have millions of reason to call yourself a fool.

And yet some people will be calling this one a leader. God forbide, Tufiakpa!!!

Even if you take him to the best rehab centre in the whole world i can boldly tell you that nothing will change. The first rule to overcome drug addiction is the will power to change. What this means is that an addict can not be force to change, he can only change by his own decision, try your best and talk sense into him, tell him how drug has destroyed his life, tell him how he has become a disgrace to the family, tell him that if he continue like this he will not live long. Keep telling him things like this and one day it will get to his head. Before you know it that will power to change will now be build inside of him or better still get him a psychologist.

DenreleDave:
I don't understand this. Can someone pls explain


How can tinubu says he didn't voted buhari in 2015 election... Why is tinubu lying

Didnt he sponsor buhari and probably bought the form for him..

All these people set

this one don smoke weed,

When i denounce cultism way back in makurdi about 9 years ago, till today anytime i won enter makurdi na ghost mode things because those guys the vex, there is nothing like ex cult member because men must count score. If you denounce cultism you must relocate from that town or else you face the music. The day you join cult is the day you sign your death warrant. Cultism does'nt pay but you must surely pay. Till today i no fit enter makurdi even though i am no longer a member.

[quote author=seunlayi post=89682960][color=#000099] [b] Who care? [i] I so much care

Originalsly:
He recovered fully from what? He is letting us know he was positive for malaria but they are saying COVID-19 which he never had. Is that insulting the medical profession?..... or is it the medical profession insulting the nation?

You can fool some of the people some of the time but you can't fool all the people all the time.

you reason with your anus, how comes they all have malaria at thesame time or is malaria a communicable disease? The whole drugs discover in the entire world so far are all anti-malaria drugs, even the madagasca tunics happen to be an anti malaria drugs, so what are you saying or trying to say?

You are behaving like yenefer,

Tissaia:
.

no worry you go soon chop another ban, abi u think say we no no you? Madam miss jene...

Is that not yenefer i am seeing so?

thatigboman:
sharap.

you are a mad man, keep claiming you know when you no nothing, by the way what is your discipline?

thatigboman:
dont mind all those buying saying evening starts at 5pm. I understand, people dont go to school to learn anything again or what

see as you the disgrace yourself, evening actually start by 6.00
pm and end at 11.59pm while morning start at 12.00am and end at 11.59am then afternoon start at 12.00pm and end at 5.59pm. Abi you no do map reading and climatical setting for school where you learn about GMT

Morning start by 12.00am and ended at 11.59am while afternoon start by 12.00pm and ended at 5.59pm, then evening start by 6.00pm and ended at 11.59pm

Dukeolumidemans:
Him shibobo Oliver Khann na hin the guy blockus enter inside. Okocha dribbling skills and hin stinginess no get rival. He is legendary...

remands me of when dimaria use dribble factory set puyol blokos

bergs2:
Lies everywhere. I watched the video and I saw no-one begging anyone to wake up. I only saw a video record and then heard someone crying at the background.
Hypocrites everywhere:this is the same Nigerians who believe covid is a tool of corruption at home but believe a video from faraway Brazil simply because the background language is Yoruba. The truth is that whether at home or abroad, relatives or strangers, covid is real and thousands I mean thousands of precious lives are lost daily, so lets not wait until someone from our clan dies to believe .

Its like the video i watched is different from the one you watch. If you dont have mb to watch the video you can as well move on rather than disgracing yourself or must you tell the whole world that you dont have data?

bergs2:
Lies everywhere. I watched the video and I saw no-one begging anyone to wake up. I only saw a video record and then heard someone crying at the background.
Hypocrites everywhere:this is the same Nigerians who believe covid is a tool of corruption at home but believe a video from faraway Brazil simply because the background language is Yoruba. The truth is that whether at home or abroad, relatives or strangers, covid is real and thousands I mean thousands of precious lives are lost daily, so lets not wait until someone from our clan dies to believe .

Its like the video i watched is different from the one you watch. If you dont have mb to watch the video you can as well move on rather than disgracing yourself.

References:
https://twitter.com/NCDCgov/status/1261427984294174720?s=19



https://covid19.ncdc.gov.ng/

livescore updated, it seems lagos has no new injury concern, what i believe is that kano and Abuja will definately make it to the champions league. While the 4th position is uncertain

See him face like uncook moimoi

Volkswagen90:
my age mate,i clock 35 last Monday.

Happy birthday, you don marry abi we still dey thesame league?

I am 35 and not yet marry, but after reading comment here fear just the catch me because i am not even thinking of marriage now.

There is absolutely nothing wrong for her selling her baby, besides her reason was not in bad faith.

oluwasegun007:
Choiii


What a reaction..


Sometimes I just wish living in Nigeria is just a dream and that one day I'll wake up in Canada and be like " what a nightmare"

imagine say has you wake up you come see yourself for somalia or sudan, baba na to go back to sleep be that oh, God punish devil

TheRealProphet:
Please when did Buhari announce the first lockdown? I want to calculate something, one girl wan put problem for my head.

Wather you like am or not, na you give her the belle. Keep your penis one side una no go gree. U see your life!!

papermill:
Last last of what importance is the appointment? Will it gurrantee Nigerians a three square meals per day? He is only there for he’s cashing out nothing more.. borehole in his community is not even sure..

Abba kyari that you people had been complaining about, was it because he did not guarantee Nigeria a three square meal?

Adex2442:
RUN OP, RUN
And Never stop RUNNING

you want him to run naked abi?

Ones i know that you are HIV positive no matter waitin you do my penis no go even stand not to talke of digging. You try sha but for me i can't come and kill myself by myself. Shikena

PDP are not only useless but stupid, if APC use almajiri and decided that they dont want to use them again what is PDP problem, is this not suppose to be a plus for PDP. Why complaning

Alwaysachick:
The same set of people that called for Funke's head are definitely the ones criticizing Wike.

Confused beings

this one don exchange his brain with akara, so you are saying the lagos state governor can as well demonish funke's house or the house the party took place abi, why you mumu like this. Keep reasoning with your anus

Olusholar24:
Damn Niggar

so you too don the smoke weed?