₦airaland Forum

Nashville: I have my wife as my next of kin. I married her because I trust her and in case of any unexpected events, I know she is best able to take decisions in the interest of my children. And besides, my wife does not need my money to survive. She earns a living and can survive on her salary.

But if you think your wife wants to kill you, it's better you get a separation than live in fear. Why are people sooo scared of their spouses?

women aint to b bleeped wif

Samiceman: "can a swear of a parent hinders one destiny" who taught you English?

correct him since u knw em ol.

gratiaeo: He's too dull to be a vice president

tot i waz d onli one tat saw tat simz d dude is loyal...

TRADELYN: Sometimes, the so-called greenlights could be so misleading.

Guys, watch it!!!


* Picks third row*

greenlight fit lead man to grave.

walex2bad: Who is the frustruated one here... Depressed lout and obnoxious fellow going about transferring aggression#

wateva.

pDude: Everything about Nigeria is a bad idea

hit liberia

emog17: Those of u saying it is bad to hv MasterCard on our national I.D card, i wnt to ask u; why does our naira notes, a symbol of national identity have Arabic inscription on it which no one understands except the Muslims? cos i knw we weren't colonized by d Arabs and neither is Arabic our official language.

infact my guy a million lyks for u.....kom drink beer.....u just nailed it.....tat shit hv bin on ma mind fo quite some tym....sabinus dem...

AZeD1: I'm pretty sure i know more than you.

Do you think the mastercard logo is just for design?

in oda words ur sayin d logo shudnt b there......tat wat we kal marketing.

mrworldwide1: To much write up make a niqqa mad

damn ryt....na sabinus dem na...

walex2bad: What motivates most Nigerians today Is money. Everybody wants to make big money withouth having to go through so much stress and going into music provides such platform. Abi wetin you expect. Make you see opportunity blow for music Industry and make person tell you say make you go school, God purnish school ooh.. My mate Davido don dey use Private Jet!!

soundz lyk a frustrated fella.

oluwaKStar: nigerian rappers are more of "punists" cause they tend to just drop a couple of puns bragging about how good they and they call it a punchline, rap goes more than that, my art or RAP is a combination of the various figures speech (pun, metaphors, similes, hyperbole and so on) to tell a story and thats where nigerian rap fals, I also use the concept of entendre..for example, I blew/blue like a referee but they are still red they need to bleach..thats a triple entendre cause it has 3 meanings.
I do intend on getting a degree in aeronautical engineering as well.

nid mo xplanation on dz entendre wif anoda example....

oluwaKStar: nigerian rappers are more of "punists" cause they tend to just drop a couple of puns bragging about how good they and they call it a punchline, rap goes more than that, my art or RAP is a combination of the various figures speech (pun, metaphors, similes, hyperbole and so on) to tell a story and thats where nigerian rap fals, I also use the concept of entendre..for example, I blew/blue like a referee but they are still red they need to bleach..thats a triple entendre cause it has 3 meanings.
I do intend on getting a degree in aeronautical engineering as well.

hw old did u said u are?

wasak: I've personally talked about this severally. it is quite disturbing that the notion of 'talent ' has been reduced by the society albeit inadvertently to showbiz. Almost all academic talents go unnoticed or at best under-noticed.
it is a societal travesty promoted by out media houses, i watched with dismay a video of the project fame auditioning last year, i could only but laugh at the faultless stupidity of jobless youths looking for the shortest path to stardom.

earlier this year, a club i currently head in my university was organizing a series of socio-academic programmes to mark our annual week, i approached MTN and DIAMOND BANK for sponsorship , my request was entertained with levity and rejected.
Believe me, these same companies sponsored so many party activities within d same university. It's an unfortunate national disaster, one, which many of the populace are too blind to see.

on point.

Cutekemitola: Don't wanna have any emotional attachments...at least for now!!!

i hop say u fine?

oge4real: I'm not bro...
You can download itunes on your pc. If you have any apple product, then its easier for you to just sync all your downloaded data from icloud.
Remember to avoid uploading you nu.de photos on icloud o.

u upload am fo ur own?

AlfaSeltzer: Do you know that toyota and kia design their own cars?
Do you know that toyota and kia parts are not produced in china?
Do you know that toyota and kia don't just stamp their badges on someone else's cars?

Don't compare ingenuity and mediocrity.

in orda wordz?

oge4real: Why buy an album when you can just buy the track you like from itunes?

bro abeg hw dem d use dz itune.

Adaeze003: I really doubt this. I think 'attraction' works like magic and not love. Therefore, the attraction fades like magic. Making sense?

bab u just nailed it....one bottle of lambrosko fo u....

Dubby6: Op u try or where u copy am try
But THC- The hustle continues...if uno do most of this things, u go broke

i tire ooooo

jideomowunmi: In a nutshell...I think most ladies growing up into a woman will do all of these things...d difference is simply d fact dat d lady u once dated grew up after marriage and Is much more matured....

tatz just it.

my problm is wat is d principle behind d cooling effect of d pot....

joebases: Can't forget my days in my south eastern village where we call it ite

repin coal city.

bunmioguns: you better don't form ajebutter here


do you think i don't know you?

pasin wa d cari well wata drink akamu

DickDastardly: Whats that? Some fettish pot? I only take chilled boddle warrer

bottled wata keh

lekkie073: the government can support them morally but they must not venture arming the civilian-jtf o. it would lead to something else...

xctly....to gv is one tin to collect hmmmmm.

noblezone: then it means the mentioning of his name as a sponsor is a revenge strategy na

exactly to get bck at him...

Donmarrius: My brother,one million likes,for this comment.
People are just being unnecessarily stupid,and hence,has thrown their thinking faculty,to the pigs.
People just swallowed the trash of this Australian,perharps it cos' he is a 'white man',and everything he says,is right.
Can't blacks think for once?.
Do people think that,boko haram will truly tell this man,who is sponsoring them?.
By the way,is the Australian a kinda 'god',that will make boko haram reveal the 'real truth' to him?.
One thing we mustn't forget in a hurry,is that,both men,whom boko haram lied to be their sponsors,in other to be punished,are boko harams arch-enemies.
I can vividly recall when boko haram,was asking the government,to prosecute Ali Modu Sherrif,and they will stop.don't people make use of their common sense anymore?.If Modu is boko haram sponsor,how can boko haram demand his prosecution earlier before now?.
The same Ihejirika that decimated boko haram,is being fingered by boko haram,and people wouldn't know that this idiots,are playing the script written to them,by some people,who are hell bent on tagging Gej incompetent,by making the country 'ungovernable' for him.

are they tryna say tat d white man cant b compromised?

Tazmode: one can't be creative by being an insufferable blockhead whether he received basic education or not. Creativity is the end product of intelligence, but i may be erroneous.

just lyk u said...u culd b wrong u knw ?

ghostofsparta: Intelligence and creativity are qualities that both originate from one factor - COGNITION!. The more one's cognition is constantly put into use, the more one's inclination to be either intelligent or creative develops, and has it sharpens over time, one of the two must either be dominant or in equilibrium. Some people's natural cognitive ability to grasp knowledge (data/information) processed out of rational logic has been atrophied as a result of either an unfavorable environmental conditions deliberately induced by an unfortunate social circumstances such as those resulting to 'arrested development' of a subject or group of subject, or 'objectify zealotry' exerted by peregrine forces such as imperialism, colonialism and abrahamists (missionaries/jihadists) as it appears in the case of a British experiment called the amalgamation of incompatible ethnicities known as Nigeria, therefore the logico-intellectual ratiocination of a Nigerian is so chronically diminished that he now willfully accepts his dark-skinned ancestors were inferior to any pale skin humanoid. Apart from Africans, no other races of the world can experience a dosage of four century of Euro-arab mental-slavery and continual brainwashing without having their generations today believing fervently in the Jewish paradisaical concept of heaven (Shamayim) and the christian hell, as well as what an Arabic prophet requests on behalf of a tribal idol in exchange for absolute submission. Only people bereft of cultural intelligence and indigenous creativity will accept Adam and Eve as their primogenitor despite scientific facts which concludes that it is impossible for all the diverse race of the world to originate from a pair of semitic source, but unfortunately only my religiously deluded brethren believe such and continue to shed the blood of their brothers and sisters in the name of the Euro-arab religions. This explains why heavily colonized minds in Nigeria (an anti-cultural consuming nation that imports everything from safety pins, match-sticks, G-strings, bras, hair-wares, cosmetics to fairly used vehicles) may never develop the a culture-centric society that can breed the sort of collective creativity and intelligence that enabled the so-called paganistic Asians to manufacture machines and devices named after their native deities of their lands Honda, Fuji, Toyota, KIA, Bajaj etc are all names of their creations. Chris Rock once stated "If you are Christian black, you have a short memory", and the same goes with Muslim blacks for forgetting that the Arab jihadists did far worst than the European slave masters...A modern African can be defined in respect to how his/her logical acuity to differentiate between the factual possibilities of his/her ancestral believe systems and the fictions of the two Holy Books aka Fairy Tales as the guy puts it here in this video and I can say some Nigerian Christian will experience COGNITIVE DISSONANCE when the hear him telling them the name of the first ship to cart away blacks away was called.


In order to sharpen your creativity and intelligence I hereby recommend to all true African who want to rediscover their misplaced identity, to get the following publications that deliberately won't placed in the libraries of our colleges and universities.

God Is Black by Naiwu Osahon (very rare book)

[url=www.africanafrican.com/folder11/world%20history3/african%20and%20african%20american%20history/the-destruction-of-black-civilization-chancellor-williams.pdf]The Destruction of Black Civilization[/url] - Dr. Chancellor Williams

How Europe Underdeveloped Africa by Walter Rodney

Download The Lost Science of Africa from link 1 link 2 by Ivan Van Sertima and link 3:http://www.houseofknowledge.org.uk/site/documents/chinweizu/2010/Van%20Sertima%20(edited).pdf

They Came Before Colombus by Ivan Van Sertima

Read more here:
Arab Racism Against Black Africans

Adam & Eve My Foot

wat is dz dude sayin.......

Ceasar1: This is a tough one. But I think creativity is a standout of intelligence. So you've got to be intelligent to be creative.

Okay check this puzzle out. Intelligent peeps will only read this, while creative peeps will understand this.

2+2 =Fish
3+3= Eight
7+7= Triangle

Abi now, creativity all the way.

xplain abeg ma na coconut.

emekakelvin: You may be intelligent and end up not being creative. The attribute of being intelligent are sometimes innate, but they are related to environmental factor.

An intelligent man is someone who follows lay down principle to solve human problem, while a Creative man is someone who puzzle a solution when the lay down principle aiint bringing result.

From the look of things, I am creative man for getting you of this confusion(question) bothering your mind. Am I not ?

When you are creative you are intelligent, but being intelligent does not match creativity. Creativity is the key
Dazall

u tyt

Truckpusher: Then I wouldn't be here being afraid of ebola

u scared of tat shit?