₦airaland Forum

If i catch comfort she go must born twins.
Her mouth just dey run ,she dey pull legs any how dey giggle.
Make i no catch you o!

I disagree with you amaikama.
If he's that shy ,believe me he will not shag the hell outta her(which by the way every girl wants once in a short while) and definitely will not shag her anywhere else but in the bedroom, what's the m***fu*king fun in that??.
pardon me but im just being raw and on point.

If i catch you eh, i go siddon for your face

Afam feels short hair= cancer.
You know,just like some people think black lippy=goth
He's bi-polar.
Dont worry he will climb down from the tree this evening
LMAO cant breathe

Hang on, you got the email asking you to do what,give your bank account?
What did they actually want in the mail?
were they sending you spy/malware , trojans?
Dont see how any such scam will work.
Anyway thats just my opinion

Oke anaghi eri ihe onye mu anya   
(A rat doesnt eat belongings of a person who is awake)
meaning if you indicate your presence your share/property/land will not be tampered with.

Anaghi agwa onye ishi na ahia alaa la
(you dont need to tell a blind man that the market has closed because he has ears)

Onye akwo na azu amaghi na ije di anya
(A person given a journey lift on your back doesnt know that the journey is far)
applicable to free-loaders not knowing how hard life is.

Ikwo aka etiiri okuko aki
(no need washing your hands before cracking kernels for chicken)
Usually when the fruits of your labour goes to someone else

Nwata kwo aka o soro ndi eze rie nri
(if a child washed his hands he will dine with kings)
Great elevations as a result of behaviour ,hardwork and other positives

87 Kg? it's a lie.
That cargo may not have even gone through any airports.
They just set the man up or he went to collect it and they caught him and now saying he came thru the airports
so they will have an excuse to execute him (you know china now ; as per 3rd world)
Those people bullied people and bulldozed houses willy-nilly for the olympics;even killed people.
All those olympic display na by force o!! That's by the way sha but China be like naija some how; Demonic government/police

In Nigeria,once you step out of the house to go worship,i think you have already been duped by the pastors.
That just my humble opinion.
That country has no solution.

That's east london 4 u

Urine is love potion as i heard ooo! better not drink cow urine or you will find urself one day flirting with one.
That's why if any girl serves me food in a very short skirt im not eating


That your uncle must be in love with himself by now
LMAO

That will make me think you peed in the food ; might work actually,if you are all kinds of fresh/curvy (Not sure why i said that;hope im not a f**king weirdo). also ; thot u wia a Man
Anyway (phewww!!) 
You can try the following:
kick him in the balls and tell him you are Van Helsin
he will be all yours.

If its a girl, drag her by the hair out into the rain and punch her in the face while shouting:free IRAQ
Its the Tai-chi method

Or just do 46 back summersaults with water in your mouth and after the flips spit the water into a charging bull's face in spain then get on ur knees and shake hands with a mad dog in your village the same evening via maybe witchcraft.then find anybody whose name is polycap,give him a very loud knock on the head and make him recite the 7 times table.

Then get in touch ; FB1254827485 882658 ; first bank

I love Nairaland ; KAI !!!

I eat in the car,on top of the car,under the car,in front of the car and behind the car.
But in a bus or train , hmm, im kind of self consious.
I also find that more girls eat in public transport than boys.

Cant even believe you put cowbell alongside a whole Peak milk

Dont mind him ; mentioning junk food up and down the thread.
Na us wey get food? if im pass garri,maize,rice,beans and yam wetin remain??
Soup?
Come meet me for islington make we go try serious cuisines!! no be mouth
(but about the mouth)LMAO

If oyibo no get food how come them fresh pass pure water?
E be like say you dey stay for Ohio or Idaho with their big fat potatoes

Drunk fish!!
Demons

So what if you went out on a date with a girl;she requests for eba and then
eats it in the two-hand-roll-the-ball method,dips it in the edikaikon,flips it into the air and catches it in her mouth like a dolphin?(with the soup flying in your immaculate white shirt)
ROTFLMAO
I go die oooo!!!! HIAEEEE!!!

I think that if you went out with a girl that schooled at Alvan ikoku college of education owerri (imo state),
she will definitely order for eba and say things like KAJAD during the meal;What  a nightmare.

Can you get to umuahia?
LMAO
i go die oo!
On a more serious note im sure it starts with boiling water.
Hiaeeee!!!!!

Because them they shine there eyes!!
LMAO

Drink Me while chewing on some scorpion bollocks
By the time this thread expires you would have been advised to eat everything!!
LMAO Life is sweeeet!!!

Ha ha very funny
check her out in white gold sellers pt2
That girl is every woman (in miss maradona she played the hell out of a school girl role)

Lionel messi is easily the best player ever.
The boy single-handedly changes matches like maradona used to do
(whether something dey inside argentina water)
And by the way the ronaldo pics are way too tacky (we are talking excess cheese)

jairzhino may be a kid of say 11yrs old maybe??

The Nigerian what?
Thanks for lightening my mood with a nice joke

People want to relocate to kwara because there has been electricity for a month.
R U F**king KIDDING ME?

Another talk-talk.
its incredible that we Nigerians are still optimistic towards comments made by politicians and co.
What a breed we are .Even when we know what the outcome will be.God will hear us one day sha.
Giant contracts so as to siphon huge amounts without notice.
Very soon you will start hearing figures like trillions flying around.

tonto is too fresh biko.
This girl na ice cream??
Serious G.R.A chick!! (no be all those rough hands wey full everywhere)
LMAO

Please donate to a motherless babies home or disabled home if in doubt.
tithe gbukwe nu onwe unu there.