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Abuja all the way; even the airport is so peaceful ;almost like a residential building.

@knowall ; ikoyi cost pass Maitama? it's debatable sha
(Military old boys' domain no easy sha oo!!).

For me it's Abuja ; super-chilled and has got it all too.
Clean city with serious power supply
The roads are Mwuaaah!! (though the designers left out drainage but still. . .)

The people are mellow and the infrastructure are really ok
Love it, love it love it!!

To excel rapidly in IT:
A+ , MCP,then up to MCSE and then CCNA (if possible CCNP)
Coupled with experience you will go places
Goodluck sha

That's her punishment from the giant hand of NATURE (i no fit laugh!!)

So she went to bang another man soon after her hubby as a nice cover.
(not knowing that 2nd man has olympic swimmers , eh?)
Breeze don blow. . . . . . . .

Having read some of the comments  on this thread(especially the beginning part), it's quite ironic how poor the tenses are while questions are being asked about the quality of certificates in Nigerian Institutions.

Please get a good education if you can and not cruise through school hoping that your shortcuts will go
undetected.
Please mind your tenses as i'm sure other countries read these threads.
(pidgin na pidgin but attempts to use english should be well orchestrated.)
Goodluck

As bad as 419 is, i will not recommend the death sentence for it.
Rather penalties like 10yrs in prison and/or asset confiscation.

Leave death sentence for murderers,armed robbers and gross abuse of public trust  (Govt Looters,bankers and contract money embezzlers).
The reason for this is that for 419 to be effective, there will usually exist a greedy MAGA trying to make 1million% profit.

To be frank Ghanians in general are better behaved than Nigerians coupled with their better management at Govt levels.

They just celebrated their 10th year of uninterrupted power supply which Nigeria can never do till christ comes ; light no blink for 10 years in Nigeria? we cant even imagine it and we are shouting about what even?
(That our nepa or phcn is just a bloated dead goat) ;  in another thread was it kwara state that had 1 month of good NEPA and people wanted to move there ; Niggar Please!! .

Nigeria should be ranking with Hong Kong in terms of resources BUT WE ARE NOT, WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT US THEN? it's like a child that was sent to all the best schools but still failed only to boast of his school and fees.
It is shameful but being nigerian you will be too high-shouldered to see it (which is actually part of the problem)

Look ,I used to have a colleague  who was half ghana and half Naija but she prefered Accra 100 times though her Dad lived in VGC  o!!!

So i dont know ,are we boasting due to human resources or something.
Somebody will steal all the money and we will hail him when he drop-top and ride out
What a mentality

Na true , i just google the guy ; na serious movie director:
Transformers ,bad boys , the rock etc.

Next question: Wetin michael Bay do?  (this thread sha ; i wan focus but this issue no let me o!!!)

I no fit laff again!!!

The Michael bay no be man ?? Heeeeee!!!.
What? na lie abeg
Ah-ah

My Dear I no know who be Michael Bay but make God help us save that man

Honestly? It's because my current squeeze/g.friend is Kenyan and to be honest if i had one wish
it would be that she is a Nigerian.
You see , its all head over heels but i constantly try to imagine being married to her and see no fairy tale ending there at all. (coupled with their girls known for running away with the kids)

She actually wasnt planning to settle down till we met and i keep remembering what Mum told me about marrying from your country ; with all things being equal o, it's so convinient.


Still looking out for a Naija Princess (to be ).

Someone didnt like Enfield town as a venue ; what's wrong with Middle class?  

Mr Crackles , muswell hill is nice but where ever you park the car go just roll off
(just kidding , nice restaurants but you need super hand brakes sha)

Seriously, are we doing this?
i have to bring my autograph book ; some of you are simply out of this world.

Do Nigerian men really (i mean 'really') treat their wives like maids?
Honestly im asking a genuine question here.

How did they meet then and how did he get her to marry him?(did he then change?) ; Do they go to prayer (was gonna say church but. . . ) together? what about traditional outings?

Could it be because some of those wives then do not live up to expectations or arent learned?
Is he treating her like a maid and banging (excuse' moi) her as well? Im Genuinely confused

Please explain to me o somebody !
(i know that people shout in general in nigeria but do they really mean all that yelling?)

Make una no mind that Gladiator man.
na so im dey swear for Michael bay for every thread

Una no go kill me for this NL.

Infact if you can afford it , build 100 houses.
Don't mind him as long as you are doing so with the family in mind.(He probably just wants to be sure it's for 'US' )

Some men become emasculated when the wife starts to make more money.

My dear  have a good discussion  with him about it and go ahead and build regardless.

Tomorrow he will be the one balancing in the living room with a plate of peppersoup and no shirt,watching chelsea beat arsenal again


I no fit laugh abeg

Good job!! about time for some literal decency
(if at all there's such a phrase  )

Enough of wrong basic spelling (and hopefully tenses)
(just kidding but pls y'all !!)

Tonto is soooo squeezeable.
So cute ; na to cuddle her till she relax then. . . . . .

who is Asa?

It is priceless and adoringly homely to have a woman that can go into the kitchen and make a delicious meal for the family.

Infact how can you forfeit that in a woman?  and have her sit there like a man? what?

So: family in danger = not her responsibility
property disputes= not her responsibility
Buglary break-ins = not her responsibility
Family in physical danger= not her responsibility
Washing machine/car broken = not her responsibility
Me= i will kill her and off to the thames or river Niger we go

Looks like girls that can cook even make better wives as per caring potential. (Duh)
Better stick to your mums girls, and learn something.

Dont judge till you are in her shoes.

welldone but that streams a minute behind the tele viewing.

Still better than nadder!!

For me its a must ; you see, in this day and age, feminism,liberation or whatever is making women of today lose their 'salt'.
Here we are debating if its necessary for a woman to have culinary skills Tomorrow they will want to know if a man should try and breastfeed the baby.

Preparing food for the brood is a natural instinct that comes with having children all you carpet-munching dykes out there.

They want to be bread winners ,they dont want to breastfeed their children or give birth naturally just to keep their shape, they want to be on the warfront,they want to be loose and sleep around,some even walk up to married men and express sexual interest.
The whole thing makes me sick.

Just relax and watch man u take it . . . . . . again!

Mohawkchic you and these pictures ; you are not even playing

There's something about her that makes me think 'Marriage material'.
I guess she has that certain vibe that makes you think she's a keeper:
Beautiful,very sexy,curvaceous and at the same time looks caring.
She's hot

Was told she came to my local pub in N.LDN and i wasnt there; would have been nice to meet her sha.
What a doll

Body-wise, she may actually be in the same class as mercy johnson (sinful curves)

Kano wants to strike out on its own based on what - groundnuts?
Its just another propaganda and the real scam behind it will reveal itself.

Those arid nothern states are actually very much against Nigeria splitting because they have nothing.(confederation or not)
They are not even learned (Ba turanchi)