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What?!!

Ohhh !! Good rallying round girls
Remember that as girls you are on the other side of the fence and this is the fact from this side.
Never mind how western the boys will want to play it that's what they all want ; a girl that will rather be in the house than out
(by the way thats priceless to any man; you wan to be in his house rather than out,the world is at your feet at that point 'ladies'

This is for situations where the girl is always out either by herself or with friends

Its simply a natural instinct to avoid settling down with an 'outgoing' girl because they are less likely to be 'children-oriented' than the homely ones (if you think about it).

They tend not to know how to 'cosy up' a home and it seems that is what makes them 'out-going' in the first place.
They seek attention and are usually self-indulgent and also more likely to engage in infidelity.

There is nothing nurturing about a girl that is always out ;Yes they make the party scene or the club bang but marry her? why?
infact they make poor mums as going out all the time is a big sign of selfishness and superficiality.

If you think about it ,if she is that out-going then why would you want to build a home with her knowing that she will never be there. It just doesnt fit.

Call me old fashioned but unless you are 1st world through and through (in which case you would have lost most of your perspective on normal) then you wont see the issue till she wants to leave (she got bored!!)

I rather prefer a girl that cant wait to get home than one that cant wait to pop off the front door.
Thank God for current squeeze - delish!!

Asking the colonials back is looking good right about now.

The postulation was that if they were still here till the '80s we'll be ahead of HONG KONG
As silly as this sounds: WE ARE UNABLE TO GOVERN OURSELVES OOOOO!!!
(before we have another stupid riot in the north again)

It is shocking that some people still think that the solution to Nigeria is Nigerians.
I find that very weird
Do we know that in some offices people are actually threatened if they are not corrupt in that country?;they are seen as people in the way of business.
Now think about that for a bit and then go do something with your lives rather than this unfounded hope.
THE PROBLEM WITH NIGERIA IS NIGERIANS SO NO SOLUTION, KAPISH? 

What are you still doing there this man?

The song is all chorus
cutie though

We'll get there one day.

Should i get involved?  ,  ok,here goes,

(100Mbps on home pc and you can get 5Mbps  free if you have Sky Digital satelite ;10Mbps on Blackberry(Vodafone); 1.0Gbps @work)

All very quick but the work connection speed is completely instant.

No long story say no coverage or anthing like that

If my parents woke me with a slap, by now they will be in a care home.
what chance does a child have in life when his own parents wake him up with a slap?

Barca will learn football when they come to the bridge

[b]Your graduates are universally competent javascript void? [/b]LMAO!!

A very simple NO
Also for everyone: if you are in a relationship so verbally abusive that you are better off single,then you should have left long ago.

she juicy sha
m m mmm!!!

None of that rubbish will ever happen at Nnamdi azikiwe int'l  airport  in Abuja or any of the surrounding hotels;never!!
You can change £10b there in the airport and nothing will disappear to anywhere.

You can literally leave your luggage in the middle of the lounge overnight and it will still be there next morning.
Unfortunately where u land depends on where ur going i know but if you are going east, better land in ABJ.

It wont affect his citizenship quest; Dont mind the british govt as what they look for here is mostly tax returns and footballers are top 5%ile.
If you have a lot of money and live here for a while,the moment you ask for citizenship its usually easy as long you do not commit any major crime or bug the royal family like the harrods man.

rasputinn just destroy our airforce with the final blow

KC no climb in their oo!! the aircraft fit just 'sosoliso' any how

Some people are imagining someone arresting IBB,
About the EFCC, they have to start somewhere and tread carefully because someone put them there (naija way).
That is actually why they rush to arrest non-power brokers like Dangote.
Lets give them a bit of credit since its better than nothing and they are not riddled with corruption like every other facet in Nigeria.

Hope its office ground work and not getting up on those 2nd hand rickety planes.
Tomorrow if there's a crack they will just cover it with tape and carry on and it will crash.

unlucky for chelsea (us  ) not winning despite hitting the bar loads of times.
oh well ,there will be other times.
Meanwhile Barca is currently destroying seville (4-0  @61:25)

ElRazur and sauron can meet at my back garden in brixton for a proper throw-down
I mean the mother of all punch-ups
ROTFLMAO!!!    i cant breathe ooooo!!!

Thread don turn to WW3 far back!!!
E just be like tottenham fans wey too fight after match dey destroy shops when players wey lose match don collect their £80-90k/week dey sauna anyhow

yes pls!!
Seun too much oo! which kind rapid response be this?
Abeg u fit help us with NEPA??

No be Abacha money wey them seize them dey dish out so?

Hei!!!!! stop there!!!!! LMAO
Oyibo no dey waste anything ooo!!!

A big fat No
Which means that my father-in-law is there with my purchasing power in his head
Tufiakwa!!!
Tomorrow if i never buy something for the house im go dey ask me why with one kind eye?
abeg abeg carry ur work go.
If yawa gas for house im go wan see me immidiately as oga, come dey interfere any how.And girls can be 'funny' sometimes plus that their sharp mouths wey fit hand you instant hyper LMAO
I no need person wey fit dey ask me personal questions for work abeg.
Tomorrow if PA or receptionist greet me properly im face go change (sucking out all the joy )
Abeg abeg

Unfortunately,these incidents will continue to occur because of the level of hardship in Nigeria.
A very sad situation where there seems to be no light at the end of the tunnel as people are completely wretched and destitute.

What is a man to do if he has no single kobo in his pocket and the cost of living is rising every day?
(especially when you live side by side with untold and limitless opulence)
That situation can drive a man barking mad (never mind desperate).

Sadly people will continue to rush towards a leaking gas pipeline and inevitably it will ignite at some point (an exact science).

Nigeria has no solution but as with all things, time will heal the gaping wound called nigeria.
(As in when generations pass away with their corruption and lack of vision and is gradually replaced with generations with more educated people who can hopefully fight corruption boldly;people will officially ask questions when things are not working and protest )

Eg in my home town a major road was documented to have been 'tarred' by Govt after govt till we organised a well versed body and started asking the LG chairman questions;he was bugged till the road got tarred and properly.

If all those 'phantom' Govt contracts are actually carried out,more people will be gainfully employed and will not have to go digging for a gas pipeline
I think a peaceful revolt for all failing infrastructure is the solution and if it snow-balls  into a full-blown revolution then so be it.

I Thnk that is the only way this poverty-driven risk-taking can be eradicated for good

Welldone ElRazur, you are truely learned.

This is a very commendable achievement ; CCTV at last.
However  is any object identifiable from that height other than by people that know that area(eg for security issues)? Hope to God the camera zooms efficiently
Nice view though and good progress!!!

Mr Brad denzel-washington-beckford  , poor you oooo
Now concentrate on your books .
Mr Fib!!
what a carry on!!!

Calabar and Delta have always produced near-genius scholars time after time so im not suprised at all.
know a handfull of them getting 4.85 - 5.0 GPA  semester after semester in Engring in my Uni not long ago.

All these people wey dey owe money with no intention of paying back.
u get luck she no clear your stupid account.
If na me wey be say i dey see say u get money for bank wey i dey work but you know wan pay, hia!!
Ur account go disappear with no trace at all!!
We go then see who be monkey wey im own na to work.