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johnydon22:
There was a beef? People still drag emotions into threads and take it from one thread to another?

That is hilarious

Don't worry, one day i will write an epistle on the hypocrisy, pettiness, arrogance and delusion typical with my Nigerian atheist friends. they will chop off my head that day

Lol. Mention me abeg

Fvcknames:
Does the thinker's lodge still exist?

Yeah

Miggs:
You have no idea how mind-boggling insecure women are

E tire me bro

JuanDeDios:
Some are. The Bible (stories) is part history, part fiction, and part myth.

You do know that historically the Jews were NEVER slaves under Egypt, right?

Jeromejnr:
Keep consoling yourself.

At least I don't do it with imaginary characters like you and your buddies

Thankfully none of those psychos are real

Johnny this is a very nice write up.

Now that I have my own son I have always wondered, "what kind of father will I be?". I never had the opportunity to grow in a normal household like most people on my street. My dad left when I was 3 months old, for reasons known only to him, and forced my mother to raise me in abject poverty. I was only saved by another man, a German, who was dating my mother's friend and took interest in me.

He was my father. He sent me to school, taught me how to calculate and keep accounts even though I knew the calculator would be my best friends when it came to calculations(I am still terrible at maths), showed me first hand how he managed his business, paid his workers, how much came in and how much went out and I will be forever grateful for the times he allowed me sit in his office and listen to him discuss business deals with his clients and even allowing me on several occasions to play the secretary when he had sacked the last one(and he sacked many). He thought me how to give and show love to everyone. He appreciated everyone and was mean to everyone at the same time.

However it was never like a real home though like the one you have described. I always always welcomed into my neighbors homes and I would watch, during the weekends, how their fathers would react to us playing and making noise while we were playing around. I have been witness to several ass whoopings they received for not doing their homework or for refusing to eat what their mother had cooked Sometimes I would watch their parents in subtle romantic moments with each other laughing and even arguing and yabbing themselves.

Even though I know I would never experience such a family setting of my own I have always looked forward to creating a "perfect" family setting for my children. Yes I will be the best father I can be! I will teach them, male or female, to stand up for themselves. They will learn to fight and protect themselves and the ones they love. They will learn how to make money, I am a businessman, and provide for themselves and their family. They will learn to be logical and process every information they receive based on facts and rely on their own research. They will be the very best they can be.

And even if they hate me for it they will learn, just like you have, to appreciate it because that is what fathers do!

CAPSLOCKED:
FATHER IS NOT THE ENEMY.

"ATTEMPT AND FAIL IN TRYING TO CHANGE MY ALREADY MADE UP MIND"

You obviously didn't read the epistle. See you bringing beef from another topic into this one. No, just see you

So you mean to tell me this woman didn't think she was beautiful enough?

Evablizin:
Poor soul,i've been praying for you and i will continue to pray for you,i know that Jesus will arrest you one day.

The same way he saved the pastor abi?

SonsOfLiverpool:
Hey guys I have a question, apart from Salt, Maggi and onions, what does one need to add while boiling chicken or meat?

It depends on what you like. Go to shoprite, on that isle where frozen stuff is, you will see lots of spices. Thyme, curry, 5 spices, barbecue spice, chicken spice, black pepper, red pepper, yellow pepper gbogbo e dey there

MrPresident1:
If you see Jesus you will sh!t in your pants

Send a selfie of you and Jesus together make I see. E don tey wey I enter toiler sef

This is what happens when you give Jesus the wheel

frank317:
How can he get tired when he has steady bible fellowersheeps who will wait on him to give any bible interpretation whenever he likes... He has customers, the ministry must be sustained with prophecies, no matter how meaningless.

I need this tithe and offering money. For real

MrPresident1:
Come to the winning side

Make I PM you ni? I have an idea we can use to scam all these Christian mugus o and I believe in your talent for unrepentant lies. In fact I think you are the best

MrPresident1:
https://www.nairaland.com/3504125/jesus-coming-soon-thread-faithful

The prophecies in this thread are very fresh. Hahn, read, read the whole thread, and see your IQ rise from the dead

Don't you have any shame? Don't you get tired of this nonsense?

Chai, religion has really brainwashed you that you can't think straight

However I like your spirit. When you are ready to start a church let me know so I can invest and be a shareholder. I need tithe and offering money in my life and you are a natural for lying. Your lack of shame is also a plus

MrPresident1:
Hahn olodo. Where is SirWere your bellicose, belligerent and ever truculent brother-in-criminology?

Where is Jesus Christ and your record of failed end time prophecies?

UncleSnr:
I don see am. A man with honor would have deactivated his account.

I swear MrPresident1 is the president of the Shameless Delusional Christians Association of the Universe

UncleSnr:
Wait!
Is this the Mr-Failed-Prediction-President-1?
Hahn kindly tell me something.

That guy no get shame at all I swear

Pavore9:
Future continuous tense!

Future impossible tense

Imogenn:
Hi

I met this guy three months ago. We’ve been casually dating, he’s very calm, nice and he presents himself to be a very God fearing guy.

However, there’s some things that I’m not too keen about that I would like to share, and I’m wondering if I should continue the relationship or break it off as these could be signs that it may not work.

1. He’s a yahoo boy, he’s been into this for the past 11 years and this has been his main source of income.
2. He’s from edo state, some of his family members practice juju, although he is a born again Christian as he claims to be. I’m from Ekiti, I think there could be a tribal conflict.
3. He smokes everyday, which I don’t think I will be able to deal with long term. (Although he has promised to stop)
4. I live in the USA, he currently doesn’t have his papers so he is unable to do a lot of things. He married a lady to get his papers in 2012, (arranged marriage, not a real one) the arrangement didn’t work out in his favour, so he’s still on it till now.
5. He has been physically abusive to two of his ex’s, which he told me about. He also cheated on his ex that he was with for 10 years due to the distance. ( she’s in Nigeria)
6. He has tattoos on his body, which I’m not too fond about.
7. Most of his friends are heavy drinkers and smokers. His best friend cheats significantly on his wife.

I know we’re not perfect, and we all come with some kind of baggage. I’m a young God fearing lady of 24, and I just believe that this may be too much for me to handle.

He’s a nice guy, and he’s told me he loves me and I can see it in his actions. He was honest enough to tell me everything about his past, but I don’t know how to process all this information.

I don’t know what to do, but I believe God is warning me with all these signs. Am I being too judgemental or should I slowly drift away?

Listen carefully

RUN!

BubuZombi:
Just imaging waking up in such a siren environment...



Back here is different, as early as 5am, like 4 different mosques will be chanting Allahu Akabar Simultaneously...

Thank God Its Friday

You forgot to add that you will wake up sweating because Nepa refused to supply power. This morning I had to wake up to go to the filling station to buy fuel and then put on the gen. That noise alone gives me headache.

This country on it's own is stress

UncleSnr:
See all of them, HEATHENS!, you are all going to hell.
Believe in God, come to heaven and enjoy.

---

PS: Don't ask me which of the God's.

Which of the gods?

Emusan:
Atheist delusion!

But did Abraham eventually kill his son?

"The thought I have for you is the thought of good and not evil to give you an expected end" look for it in your Bible

Isaiah 45:7 KJV I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Pavore9:
Already pirated with errors as bonus!

Nigerian ingenuity at it's peak

jagugu88li:
I thought some people where on a diet. Let me watch. Mind you, we need a report back about how the diet goes

I ate fruit in the morning and ate that this afternoon. FOr my kind of appetite that is very small

CAPSLOCKED:
LOL, WHY? YOU LIKE HUMAN MEAT STEW?

I have not tried it myself but human meat looks like it would be delicious if spiced properly.

Just saying

dreamchazer:
That's what you get when you download free copies.

Buy the real book on Jumia, Konga, Amazon or on rhbook.com.ng and help yourself.

cc pavore9

johnydon22:
troll

Why have you turned into an enemy of progress? That is how you did on FB too

johnydon22:
Please, what does it mean to be alive?

Wait, what?

What do you mean by the term "human being"?



What do you mean by brain being alive?

If i give examples of animals without brain, should we then conclude based on your definition that they are not alive?

is a plant alive?

Is an amoebe alive?

This will be fun

These are all non living things

Lunch

Macaroni with stew, fish and turkey

waiting for winner01, felixomor, president1, kingebukasblog, anas09, jeromejnr and other religious nairaland nuts to do the same