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Ezendimmuo:
Good day guys...
I am a Corper serving in Rivers state...
My girlfriend has been asking me when we would get paid as of last month...
Well
We got paid on Thursday..
She was asking me when I was going to give her her share...
Mind you..
This Rivers state government doesn't pay corpers..
Even my PPA doesn't pay...
I have to manage 33k in a strange land...which I why I actually ventured into side hustles...
Just this week alone...
I have sent her like 3k...
She became upset when I told her we'll discuss how much I'd give her later...
She said she didn't wanna talk tor and started giving me cold answers...
I respectfully hung up..

Am I selfish

Mugu

Realist12:
A more suitable name should be given to this planes. Garage is to car as airport is to planes.

GarPort

Znation:
Well down naija.

After all the flogging you still cannot differentiate between down and done

Whazar:
I love war like mad

Only because you have never experienced one

abbey621:
No serious person uses Alexa for proper SEO or rankings anymore. If you're serious Ahrefs or SEMRush is the way to go, for cheaper solutions you can use Mangools or serpstats.

They are the Nokia of seo tools

Cholls:

Lol.

He actually called me later and we became good online buddies.

He was a real one. I even remember he sent me 10k that year.

I wonder if he is in heaven

CamusMidas:
There was this church I used attend with some friends in Ogun state last year when I came visiting them for few months.

I use to have this feeling that clearly the pastor and his wife(she also preachers sometimes) know that all bullshit and they are just whining us.

There was a day he went for a weekday round table program, after we done; they started praying and I decided to open my eyes and scan around only for my eyes to meet with the pastor's wife. I have this feeling that they knew I wasn't shallowing the bullshit they were feeding.

Lol. Of course they know.

She is the one that cooks chicken for the family after the finishing counting tithes and offering

Deicide:
Atheist. Though I don't label myself anymore.

Me neither. No time.

I was hoping to comment with, "is your god still disappointing you".

But oh well

Deicide:
M doing good.

I can't seem to remember, are you theis or atheist?

PavillionEnergy:



PornHub app.

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Meanwhile, if you are using a Trash-ion device, don't emulate OP.
When you launch half of OP's app on the go, your phone would hang and burn

Pornhub get app?

Deicide:
I swear I thought he was you. Cause the stories are similar. I hope you still with your wife sha

Lol. Of course. We now have a son as well.

How are you doing?

Deicide:
Just wondering if the Church environment makes you uncomfortable and you just want to leave the places. Or it's all fun like when you still a Christian.

Ewww

Church services are absolutely boring and hypocritical.

And the fact that pastors just stand there and tell outright lies with a straight face and people actually believe and respect them and pay money to them makes me jealous.

The only Church I can go to is mine. If I'm not getting a share of the offering money then there's no point of me staying there.

At least I'll feel better knowing the service is an evidence is business doing well

Deicide:
Hahn?

Lol. You remember my story

LordviccoDaGuru:
Good morning everyone and happy Sunday. Pls I wish to pay the 10% (tithe) I was paid 100k now how much will be my tithe (10%) ?

Use that money to hire a private teacher to teach you basic maths.

chrisxxx:
When last did hear about skull mining in Onitchat and Owerri?

Na you talk say anything O na

chrisxxx:
Oyo, Owo, Ogbomoso, Oshogbo, Offa, Ondo, Ogun, Osun you those O na skulls be that. The more the O the more dangerous. Avoid these areas.

Owerri, Onitsha nko?

Olunmercy56:
Husband is a Yahoo and the wife is a ritualist, how would their son be?

Na the pikin dey inside bucket so

JackWolfskin:
Borderline sarcasm

Glad to see someone else actually bothered to watch the video

tyson98:
Yorubas leads when it comes to being respectful

And hypocritical

Great one from the wife.

The husband should marry her again. Just for fun

Savioureigns:
She didn't even know that he bought her a car

She would have said yes if she knew.

The guy is very lucky even though he is very dumb

henrybangs44:
Thank you sir. Just that some people underrate my efforts. They always think I'm always having upper hand

Focus on your life and fvck everybody's opinion

FERNANDEZISBACK:
She should face the law straight up..

Her vagina should be blocked with cement

Brownygold002:
Hey, Nairalanders

Something has really been eating me up, I think I need to share. I'm a young gal of about more than 17, I'm brown, tall, slim, have a long curly hair (I'm from a mixed race - Lebanon and Nigeria), brown eyes and nice lips I'm endowed (no be mouth).

I'm a fresher at UNIZIK. I know I am attractive which I don't deny, I don't boast nor make anyone feel inferior. I have 3 roommates. I respect them cos I'm the youngest amongst them. But they don't seem to get along with me. I have tried everything I Can.

Each time we go out, I'm usually the center of attraction which is not new to me, nothing special. They just hate me. I don't boast. I try 2 look as simple as possible. But guys do come for me and they get jealous.

I have tried talking to them but they said they're fine but deep down I know they don't like me. The other day they intentionally frustrated me, they hid my assignments and burnt a new gown a guy at church got me. I'm tired of all these attitude everyday. I feel lyk taking my life, the hate is much. I didn't make myself. Help me guys!!

That is only natural for good looking people.

Try and get a private apartment and stay away from such people.

There is nothing more dangerous than envy

tempest01:
Throughout history, there has always been a paradigm shift and there will always be.

Control of the human mind via poverty, religion and suffering has never been this perfected in human history as it has been perfected in Nigeria.

Nigeria was created to be exploited. Don't take it personal

tempest01:
And there can be a campaign you let the people know that they can take the 1k and still vote in the best candidate of their choosing to secure their future.

Again, If Inec gives free and fair elections and vote privacy is enforced, then vote buying will not really be an issue. A concerted campaign against cash for vote will be successful.

Humans crave subjugation and out of all humans blacks crave it the most. That's the plain truth.

They need someone to look up to, someone whose ass they can kiss.

Nigeria was created as a pot of gold to be exploited.

Exploit your own and move on

Lilcraze:
How its so easy to conclude for u that u're more handsome is baffling... Did I ever argue with u on that, I stated a fact which is those going thru it will understand better...

My bro in this current generation looks no epp anybody, tho I've received favours for people cos of my looks, but that not the point here, it is the loneliness and depression that comes with it we are talking about...

My bro keep ur handsomeness and mine too urself I don't need it either

You are the one that said "I won't understand".

Damn, you really do have self esteem issues but guess what? So do ugly people.

Have a nice day

tempest01:
We know being loyal to the powers that be. But if you are people centric, you'll perform better.

It all boils down to INEC giving credible elections. If they do, the parties will no longer be putting in yes men to do their bidding but they will present the people's favourites to attempt to win.

The people are hungry. Na who give them 1k dem go support.

Bag of rice is now N33,000

Lilcraze:
They say... Its only the one who wears the shoes that knows where it is itching him/her...

I guess u don't understand this situation, and I pray u never understand it sha

Bro, e sure for me say I fine pass you.

I am speaking from experience.

All my life I have been exempted from hard work because I look too fragile. Initially I was going through what you are going through but then it hit me, "why bother?"

Let people think whatever they want to think. Live your life.

Use people. Forget about being used

tempest01:
We don't. But we need someone that is more considerate in dipping his hands in the cookie jar.

Someone that his personal ambition and quest for power does not warrant enriching himself above the general populace.

I believe a lot of Nigerians not hoping to benefit personally, and not Yoruba will stand behind a Seyi Makinde candidacy if presented with Tinubu, Atiku and the likes.

We have to be deliberate in looking at the antecedents of an individual if we want a turn around. Doesn't necessarily mean the individual must be perfect. No politician is perfect.

Which party do you think is going to put up a Seyi Makinde to become president?

Bro, naija is a lost case.

Whoever you chose will remain loyal to his political godfathers. Na naija we dey

henrybangs44:
I'm a natural confident guy because our mom taught us to be hard working and earn everything through the rice process. She never allowed us take advantage of situations or people and never look down on anybody.

We are naturally good looking in our family and people always talk about how we are all fine in the house. As a result, almost 70% of conversations we have with people will end up discussing what our parents are giving us that are making us fresh and fine.

But our mom did not like people talking to us that way. She did not teach us how to react to compliments and we are very uneasy whenever this topic comes up in our discussions. I don't even see my self that good looking as people are saying.

I work hard to earn everything the right way, and I'm highly productive but anytime a colleague or team mate talks about my appearance I just lose confidence. I have left a lot of groups and teams because of this. When people start talking to me about it I just don't feel comfortable.

I have a lot of girls and I know I worked hard to get them. But they keep telling me it's just my looks that's giving me their attention without stress but I don't believe that, I believe I work hard to get them.

This is beginning to affect my work. Some people don't believe I got to where I am because of hard work. I have worked so hard and I don't want to be throwing things away simply because of this.

For the fine boys and girls in the house, pls how do you handle compliments without appearing proud and egotistical? How do you handle it without being weird?

The problem is not you. The problem is that humans beings, in reality, are not interested in hard work and all that stuff. They prefer an OBO story to an Ojuelegba story.

Those compliments should increase your confidence instead since you are in a position to get what you want with little effort.

What you are complaining about is what many people wish for. Appreciate it and use it