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FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 3:01pm On Jul 17, 2022
descarado:
Greet her.
The soup is giving me many ideas.
What did you use as thickener?
Achi and ofor
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 1:36pm On Jul 16, 2022
descarado:
Holy molly shocked
Missed this guy and his food.
Welcome back.
Love the fisherman soup kiss but hahn, don't tell me only you finished that mountain?
Lol. I and wifey finished it together wink
omooba969:
I will take my time on this meal, not meant to be rushed. smiley

It's a party on a plate! smiley
I swear. One needs divine wisdom grin
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m):
Fufu and fisherman peppersoup(with ngolo, periwinkle, crabs, crayfish and fresh fish)

CrimeRe: Kenyan Woman Stabs Her Husband To Death Over Phone Text Messages by hahn(m): 1:36pm On Jul 14, 2022
Futureisfemale, come and see your role model
RomanceRe: She's Is Nice But Gets Vulgar When Angry. What Should I Do? Advise Please by hahn(m): 10:15am On Jul 12, 2022
Unequivocal:
Hey Guys,
I'll make this quick.

I met this lady sometime in December and we got dating in march this year. She's really nice, her parents are well to do so she doesn't really bugs me for anything although we go on dates occasionally and gift each other stuffs.

the thing is I have some reservations about everything due to some reasons.

The thing is she just agrees with everything I say. For example, we were discussing about intimacy and she was like anything that makes me Happy is what gets her satisfied.

The major thing giving me concern is when she gets angry she can say a whole lot of really really hurtful things but when she is normal, she apologizes for them saying she doesn't know what came over her.

I have intentions of settling down with her but it somewhat feels too good to be true. I don't know if I'm looking at it from a place of previous hurt but I'm trying to be as logical as possible.

What do you guys think I should do ejoor?
That is how girls from rich backgrounds behave.

You are already lucky she is willing to please you. No need to change anything here.

You just need to learn how to control her as your woman and let her respect you. That bad mouth will not go away overnight. Use love ie tell her "if you really loved me you wouldn't talk like that" etc and she'll change.
HealthRe: Lady Says She Got Blinded Because Of A Soap She Applied On Her Face by hahn(m): 9:59am On Jul 12, 2022
Moneyboyz:
She paid the ultimate price.

You see them all on Tiktok looking yellow fresh only to see them in real life looking like the back of iya sikira pot.
It is shocking bro. Men need to start a "what I ordered and what came" thread for these beeches.

Na so one deceive my guy for PH. They met on Instagram and when she finally came, omo no be the same person o grin

When I later checked her profile she wrote in her description "I might not be perfect but my pictures are"

cheesy grin
HealthRe: Lady Says She Got Blinded Because Of A Soap She Applied On Her Face by hahn(m): 9:57am On Jul 12, 2022
allwell51:
A lady made a Viral video online thanking God after she survives being blinded on both eyes when she applied a soap to her face that creeped into her hers

Watch video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFQexchs_A4
What is the soap she used?
WebmastersRe: Custom Messaging System For Classiera Classified Ads Wordpress Theme by hahn(m): 10:33am On Jul 06, 2022
ctec:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw6BMN07c58

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It has features such as:
* Ability of users to send private messaging to other users related to their posted ads
* Inbox system where users can manage their messages/conversations.
* Instant on-site, browser based and email notifications for messages, replies and announcements.
* unread messages tag, message filtering and bulk action capabilities.
* indicates if a message was read. (NEW !)
* Email piping (NEW!!!)
* Edit notification emails (NEW!!!)
* File attachment with messages and replies
* Modern messaging/conversation interface.
* Display of user's status: online or offline with the time the user was last seen if offline.
* Users can block other users from sending them messages if feature is turned on by admin.
* Admins can send all website users announcements, message or block any user etc. from their messaging page.
* Highly user and mobile friendly. Responsive to all devices.

Thanks to Shamim, the creator of frontend pm plugin. This plugin was customized for those who are looking for a very reliable and user friendly messaging system for their classified ads website based on Classiera WordPress Theme.

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Thanks.
Is this plugin still available?
FamilyRe: My Baby Is Being Strongly Affected By Jaundice, I Need Help And Solution. by hahn(m): 8:29am On Jun 30, 2022
Singlelover:
Good morning nairalanders.

my new baby is being affected by jaundice, and all home remedies i've tried didn't work.

i've gone to the hospital to see a doctor, he said i should be placing him under the early morning sun for about 15 minutes daily, but it's not working either.

please i need help on how to cure and get rid of it so my baby can feel better.

whatever suggestion you give will be useful and will go along way, thanks.

Please my baby needs help. Help me to frontpage so i can get help in treating my baby. Thanks
Stay calm and follow your doctor's instructions

EducationRe: See The Garri Cake My Students Presented To Me This Morning by hahn(m): 8:31pm On Jun 28, 2022
Serial48:
They said i always told them to think outside the box, i love this absolutely is there a way to preserve it and put it in collections? I love their efforts and originality.

Ps:
I sent the school messenger to get a real cake so we can celebrate with that.

Happy Birthday to me
Where is the real cake?
Nairaland GeneralRe: No Reply Or I don't have.... Which Do You Prefer? by hahn(m): 8:28pm On Jun 28, 2022
YoudeyVexme:
When asking for help from someone been monetary assistance....if you don't have to give or don't want to...I prefer been ignored.
no need writing me back.

just read and ignore.

trust me I respect you more.

But writing me back to tell me lies you don't have, when you and I know you do is painful and annoying.


So tell me guys which do you prefer?
How are you so sure it's lies? We are dealing with our own issues in life.

Maybe you should double your hustle and stop asking for assistance and instead assist other people.
FamilyRe: I Am Worried Over Her High Sexual Drive.please Advise by hahn(m): 4:54pm On Jun 22, 2022
Vahat:
We got married two years ago. My challenge is that my partner has a higher sexual drive and love sex so much.

Ever since we do make love,she has never for once be the one to say she is satisfied and that I should stop despite that most time it takes me between 10 to 25 minutes atimes to cum. The highest I can recall that i stayed long was 32minutes before I cum, yet in all these it looks to her as if I have not started the work and she feel disappointed anytime I cum because from her body language;she demands more and can withstand even up to one and half hours to 2hours before she can be satisfied and I can't go such.

I tried all I can but honestly I don't feel like a man for not even for once tell me or appreciate me on bed by telling me 'thank you, please cum na, your have stayed long,I am satisfied etc but will always rather willing to consume more and more despite that she needs sex most time and I responds to her demand. Even when I am tired and sweating profusely I keep on just to please her and I am getting fed up over this. I have never taken sex enhancement drug and will never take such.

I don't want to complain to her about. her insatiable sexual drive and how stressful it is riding on me to avoid her hiding her sexual feelings to me or taken it as insult or hurt her feelings and at the same time the fear of her looking for satisfaction from elsewhere. Please advise on how to handle this challenge.
Does she cum when you have sex?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi And The N255 Million Naira by hahn(m): 11:59pm On Jun 19, 2022
Vulturereloaded:
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They are all criminals bro. We are fvcked undecided
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi And The N255 Million Naira by hahn(m): 11:58pm On Jun 19, 2022
ifyalways:
so where is the money?
whats Obis fate now?
He's now running for president grin
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi And The N255 Million Naira by hahn(m): 11:57pm On Jun 19, 2022
Seun:
Bump. Sigh.
Aren't you running?
FamilyRe: My Brothers Wife Is Cheating, Do I Tell Him Or Mind My Business by hahn(m): 6:29pm On Jun 18, 2022
BadRadio:
I am 100% correct about her cheating... my brother is out of the country for a year now... I am just about the only person that knows about it in the family, do I keep shut and continue minding my own crap, or do I burst bubbles?
Tell your brother bro.

Same thing happened in my hood but the guy works in Lagos while the wife is here in Ogun state and she was using the money he was sending to her to cook food for the guy banging her on the same street.

His younger got to know about it and they kicked her out of the house without the kids. Make she go dey bang for outside.

Save your bro the money he is wasting on her unappreciative behind and the ridicule he will face in his environment for being a mugu married to a ho.

angry angry
CrimeRe: Names And Photos Of The Victims Of Owo Massacre by hahn(m): 5:42pm On Jun 18, 2022
awoniyi1236:
Sorry man, I can see the level of your understanding
God is a dunce. It is the plain truth
CelebritiesRe: Amber Heard's Full Interview With Savannah Guthrie - NBC Dateline (Video) by hahn(m): 5:42pm On Jun 18, 2022
Futureisfemale number one role model
CrimeRe: Names And Photos Of The Victims Of Owo Massacre by hahn(m): 2:34am On Jun 18, 2022
TheOgaBoss:
afonja Muslim, grand commander of the order of mumu. idiot.
Your god is the idiot grin
CrimeRe: Names And Photos Of The Victims Of Owo Massacre by hahn(m): 11:08pm On Jun 17, 2022
awoniyi1236:
cry APC government has failed us in all aspects, the bitter truth is that *they have nothing to offer than bitterness*
God and Jesus failed them first
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Is In South West, More Churches, Mosques Next Targets – Muric by hahn(m): 9:58am On Jun 06, 2022
God1000:
Our intelligence agencies should do more abeg, I don't understand why a group like Muric will be the one advising Nigerians on potential danger.

We have

1. State Security Service (SSS) – Responsible for domestic intelligence.

2. National Intelligence Agency (NIA) – Responsible for foreign intelligence and counterintelligence operations.

3. Defence Intelligence Agency (DIA) – Responsible for military intelligence.

What exactly are they doing?
Looting and beating up civilians undecided
PoliticsRe: Rotimi Akeredolu Weeps As He Visits Scene Of Owo Bandit Attack (Photos) by hahn(m): 8:31am On Jun 06, 2022
Still expecting a visit from God on the matter.

Where the f was he when it was happening? undecided
TravelRe: Why Nigeria Remains A Better Choice Than Abroad by hahn(m): 7:38pm On Jun 04, 2022
tensazangetsu20:
As in eh. I mean it's not bad but it's not a very substantial amount. You might not even be able to pay rent with his profit on Lagos island or drive a nice car. It's not easy making large amounts of money in Nigeria.
I had the same thought about my former landlord's place.

He was renting one room for N100k per year and he had 4 rooms which is N400,000 per year.

Divided by 12 months it means he makes about N33,000 Monthly.

With 4 kids he is basically earning VERY low but he likes to brag he is a landlord at every opportunity he gets cheesy grin
TravelRe: Why Nigeria Remains A Better Choice Than Abroad by hahn(m): 3:09pm On Jun 04, 2022
tensazangetsu20:
I actually had to research this to be sure. It was 40 million since the company's inception in 2017. That is revenue though what is net profit after all expenditures have been removed. He said hes looking for profit margin between 30 percent and 52 percent. So I would assume the profit margin is less than 30 percent but I will leave it at 30 percent. 30 percent of 40 million is 12 million and this is spread across 5 years so practically 3 million per year. Comes down to around 250 to 280k in profit per month.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geho3ft5tFg

Thats the link to the show for anyone wondering.

Update. 30 percent is actually gross margin not net
Nicely done.

People don't actually calculate revenue this way.

They hear N40m and assume he makes that every day undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Am I Spending Lavishly ? by hahn(m): 9:14pm On Jun 03, 2022
BItt:
I must say this year has been better and much brighter compared to the previous year. But one thing i have been worried about is my saving culture or is it that what i earn isn't high/sufficient enough to cater for bills like transportation, feeding, housing, electricity and other miscellaneous bills.

My salary is a little above 50k and before you know it, by the 3rd week of the month, everything would have finished. I cant say i am spending lavishly on anything because i an introvet. I hardly get to save anything at the end of the month and it pains me alot. I wonder if i am the only one facing this experience or there are other people earning lower or higher facing this.

Could it be that my saving culture is poor? How do you solve this challenge or how are you coping with it.
50k no be money again o
FamilyRe: I Had A Fight With My Married Younger Brother, I refused to Apologise by hahn(m): 8:00pm On May 29, 2022
Barrister026:
It's so annoying children of nowadays think because they got baby mamas up and down they got no respect for their elders, infact once they notice you haven't had a child yet no matter how old you are, they start looking at you like their age mates or even older than.

My kid bro who I single handedly passed down wears to back then has the audacity to talk to me anyhow just because he is a father of a 5 year old boy and another one is on the way. Well that's how he's been reason he toke a lot of beatings from me back in the days...

The recent happenings happened this morning after so many years, I came home for a very close relative's burial same with our eldest bro whose in his mid 30s. Discussion we were having, one thing led to another... this kid bro of mine flared up shouting at the top of his voice to my elder bro...mom telling him to shut up he's still talking...I immediately pounce on him in the presence of his wife and kid, I gave him the beating of his life, squeezed that his lip he was using to insult our eldest bro, not minding his wife watching.

Yes I'm angry with him, the day his wife gave birth out of wedlock, he was jubilating that he the last born first us to give our parent's a grand child. I say see this one, if I wanted to have kids I would have, how many ladies has tried to trap pregnancy on me all through this years. it's just man not yet ready yet, and been married don't Just freak me yet.

Mom been gingering me to apologise to him, but I refused? Why would I?

Yes I was wrong for beating him in the presence of his pregnant wife and kid, I didn't mean to embarrass him...I felt bad myself after the whole thing.. but before he was a husband he was first my kid bro.
He should have thought about his baby mama and kid before running his mouth.

Him no wise at all
CrimeRe: Girls Mock Yahoo Boys In Benin For Putting Up Their Benz, Lexus For Sale (Video) by hahn(m): 1:01pm On May 24, 2022
Shey slawomir white nokia no dey there sha grin
FamilyRe: My Stingy Elder Brother by hahn(m): 4:57pm On May 23, 2022
Gottiii:
I still can’t believe my elder brother is planning to send me a Es330 (2006) from the United States.

I have told him several times i can’t drive such car, I am already imagining the look of people when they see me. I mean people wey dey my area. People for area know say I be big boy.

I don tell am several times say I no need car wey dey less than yr 2017. The money dey but very stingy. I sure say na the wife dey give am wrong advice.

The car clean sha, full option but below my level. I go just sell am.

Abeg, make una advice me.
Let him send it to you and then you can dash me.

They know I'm NOT a big boy in my area cheesy
RomanceRe: Help - I'm About To Start Dating Two Sisters (accidentally) At The Same Time. by hahn(m): 7:41pm On May 21, 2022
questioner:
I'd like to summarize my issue, Confused on the way forward.

1. I met this beautiful babe at a restaurant - pretty face, fresh baby skin, nice catwalk. She was damn proportionate, average boobs, average butt, avg hips, average height, angelic look, you can take her anywhere kinda girl.
She leaves the restaurant some minutes before I do.

2. While driving out, I notice she's still at the bus stop waiting for a bus/cab, so I beckon her and gave her a lift home. We exchanged numbers.

3. Called her two days later asking to hang out, she was hesitant but I persisted and she later agreed

4. We chill out at a bar in the evening but she wasn't acting too friendly, not answering my questions and just behaving hesitant.
Infact, a friend I met at the bar wondered if i offended her, I explained we just met and don't know her too well.
Luckily, it was one of those Real Madrid Champion's league match days where Benzema was rescuing Madrid from the brink, which made up for her boredom.

5. We were about leaving when she got a call from her younger sister who said she was nearby with a mutual friend of theirs, so younger sis (YS) agreed to join us and then I'll drop them at home together.

6. YS came into the bar and behold she was a stunner! As beautiful as the older sis (OS) but she (YS) had huge boobs and was tall - not kidding but video vixen stuff.
Almost every man around turned as she made her way to us. I mean Those boobs was bouncing as she came in
She also turned out to be the life of the party extrovert, came in with a big smile, greeting everybody on sight and immediately initiating conversations.
infact about 3 guys came to the table adjacent us, just to take her number while we were there.

7. So I ordered another round of drinks and meat and peppersoup and since YS was easier to talk to, I was more comfortable
asking her about what they wanted to take etc, which annoyed the OS who asked why I was talking to her YS while she was with me.

8. It came to a head, when YS wanted to request for an extra bottle of water , I couldn't hear cos of loud music, so I placed me hand across her shoulder to pull her mouth nearer my ears (innocent action, believe me) so I can hear her. I suddenly got a slap in the back from OS who warned me not to try what I did again and totally stopped talking to me - I wrote her off after that incident.

9. Shortly after that, we decided to go home, I managed to slip my biz card secretly into YS hands and whispered call me, she looked annoyed and said 'why?'

10. Dropped the girls home and practically forgot about them, I felt OS was no go area and didn't think YS was going to call back...

11. Some days later, very early in the morning, my phoen went boooom....YS was calling and asking why I told her to call me. I suggested we meet later in the day.

12. Picked her up (at junction some distance away from their house) and brought her to my place. While I was still thinking of how to break the ice, she was already stylishly bombarding me with questions.
Do you stay alone in this big house - Yes
What job do you do - Banker
Are you married - No
Do you have kids - No
You must be old O ? - Just 31+
What about my sister - Nothing between us, I have not spoken to her since that day and that was also the first time we met

She seemed satisfied with all my answers cos she relaxed and became very chatty

13. She came back to my place the next evening and this time around we got smashing, it was mind blowing, she was amazing, energetic and that her long legs were put to good use.
I would have called her a 10/10 overall and one for the long haul aside the fact that she said she dropped out of Uni while her older sis is a graduate

14. She later warned we should keep things on the low for now cos her sister might not be happy.

15. Everything seemed to be going well until bang...bout a week later, I got a call from OS, she was obviously trying to win me back asking why I didn't call her back and sh*t
I just responded politely but she wasn't deterred, she kept calling like every other day, while I only called back once a while
in fact, I had to lie that I had gone for a training and would be away for the next 3 weeks.

16. Problem is, the 3 weeks will expire this weekend and this girl (OS) has promised to give me what she failed to do weeks earlier.
Talking smack about how she wanted to spend the night at my place but she was so angry back then bla bla and how she's looking forward to me being back.

Herein, lies my dilemma
Younger sister is hooked and we have a little secret going
Older sister is also getting hooked and she wanna be starting something
Me, the beneficiary (or is it victim), I don confuse - both girls are top tier babes

What do I do?

a) Do the right thing and continue with YS

b) Do the right thing and stop the low key games with YS, and go for OS

c) Do the right thing and enjoy life with both sisters, shebi I no force them

Frankly, I would have gone with option C, na the stuff of dreams, but the things I am hearing these days about babes,
I dey cautious about safety, these girls are sisters and if they find out, nobody knows wetin dem fit do.

But NL people, what do you think ?
Bang the both of them.

If their mama cool head knack am join

tongue
AgricultureRe: Meet My Turkey Mums & Chicks by hahn(m): 2:29pm On May 21, 2022
Liadi2:
It should be 1 ratio 4
O
K

Makes sense.

I'm working on setting up a semi large scale turkey farm soon myself.

I've always wanted to go into it. The meat dey full pot tongue
AgricultureRe: Meet My Turkey Mums & Chicks by hahn(m): 7:00am On May 21, 2022
Liadi2:
Turkey are aggressive in nature. That is why the ratio of male to female is 1:4. 1 male four female
One Ghana farmer said he pairs his on the ratio of 1 male to 15 turkeys
CareerRe: My Experience With My Boss At The Office Today. by hahn(m): 6:23pm On May 20, 2022
Agabaidu1234:
My Experience With my boss at the office today.

Am a serving corps member with one company serving.

At first, I usually carry my boss bag from the office to his car whenever we close (in the evening) but in a recent time he promoted my kind gesture to always call me from the office to pick his bag in the morning not minding whether am busy or not which has being getting me infuriated before now, but I keeps being calm.

The last stroke that broke the camel's back happened today. He called me outside as usual, I picked up the bag from him and he equally went further to tell his friend to equally handed over his own to me, to bring them all to the office although the friend told me not to bother myself, which really got me really mad boldly written in my countenance � and he noticed it which he asked me at the office and I express my displeasure to him in that regard of carrying his friend bag together with his own and he attempted to defend himself by bringing in irrelevant ideas and admonishment, of which I took flimsy excuse that I was not feeling fine and left, but trust me it was still as a result of the anger.

Now, my concerns is that, am I being foolish trying to be nice and at the same time being humble to always doing that for him willingly because I started it which he took it to be daily routine,? And again I want to stop doing that to him from today's on even when am called upon, if he thinks I do them all for him as a result of ignorance or that am being naive( what do you think � that my plan may result to) .
Am talking about a guy who should be in his early thirties( 30) here.

Please �, what's actually your advise to me in this circumstance.
Big fvcks small. Always

You are in a position of no power. Kiss as much ass as you can.

It is inevitable that you will be used by your employers. Just continue doing your best till you find something better.

And also remember to work to learn and not work to earn

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