₦airaland Forum

Mercychen:
The best is oats meal in the morning. It contains fiber therefore will keep Full for long.

I swear. Oatmeal with cashew nuts and slices of apple

DubaiLandLord1:
I go post my ijebu garri with lots of groundnut and cold water soon

Where you see money to buy lots of groundnut?

EFCC go soon find you

Explorers:
Na so boss.

I've been wondering...

If I need to build something like this in my local neighbourhood can you help me with professional architects to handle the project?

At least man can manage this one

Moral of the story: Don't be a yahoo boy and risk getting arrested. Be a politician and remain free for life

You'll know this is copy paste after the "stop using credit card" point

Explorers:
Masks worn by doctors during the Plague.

The beaks held scented substances.

These masks are used in a lot of horror movies

Explorers:
Raynaud's Phenomenon.

It Is A Medical Condition In Which Spasm Of Arteries Cause Episodes Of Reduced Blood Flow.

Too much fingering

Explorers:
Syphilis Of The Skull. Venereal Diseases

This is what they mean when they say konji dey affect brain

Explorers:
Case Of A Subconjunctival Bleeding In An Otherwise Healthy Child.

This one don go chop beans with loud

Explorers:
Baby Born With Two Mouths - Medical Case

To suck two nipples at once

Explorers:
Three Kidneys Discovered In A Man.

Start up capital to sure

Still available for hire

bestman09:


Upon all the wahala for this country, it's dog and cat news for front page this early mor mor?

Rubber of garri is N700 bro

Mashgash:
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Even the God can't protect his worshippers. All religions are scam.

Even god ran away into the bush

tunjilee003:
Most of my friends who are not schooling are into fraud, while chatting with them, they will always tell me i'm wasting my time and resources.... This always make me depressed.... I'm tired and don't know what to do....

Change your friends.

Mingle with people who appreciate education instead

Why marry at all?

If you are earning sufficient income you can take care of yourself, invest your money, build your wealth and travel round the world whenever you feel like.

What is the point of marrying someone that will start demanding your time and resources and restrict your movement?

Sirmuel1:
He donates 900 Billion naira yearly to alleviate poverty in Africa. Only God knows where this money goes to

African leaders loot it and redirect it back to US and Europe by investing in their real estate, hotels and luxury items

Donzion77:
Remember early 2000s, when Yahoo, my way et al held sway. You need to be intellectually minded to have a breakthrough in the game.
But now with just one Gmail account, plus fetish rituals, Slawormiirs them are shaving them oyibo man heads to the skull without having to sleep in the cyber cafe for months all in the name of all night browsing.

Which "intellectual minded" are you talking about?

Shey na next of kin or classifieds or generated card level you need high intellect for? All na copy paste last last

God. The greatest failure ever

Lightway:
Wa wu

#womenarescum

If it was the other way round they would have quickly said #menarescum

Explorers:
2.85Billion per apartment.....Hmmmmmm

No go increase the prices of your own houses o

sabbiboi:
Simp ing is a disease

A female lodge mate came to my room very early
yesterday morning for me to help her solve an assignment, we are very close and engage in chit-chat a lot. She admires my good look and it brought her more closer. She acts like a saint and believe herself to be someone who hears from above.

In between the visit, she asked me is it possible for a lady to visit a man's house without him touching? I replied it's. Reasons maybe because of the man's commitment or level of spirituality. She then explained how she traveled to her new boyfriend's few days ago who is a graduate and a teacher and from a well to do family.
She said he didn't make sexual advances to her after they both slept on the same bed for two nights, although his mother lives in the same house. They both attend CCC church and the man also have a high level of spirituality.

The bone of contention here is, she said the man washed her cloth before she left and it's normal because he doesn't allow his past girlfriends to do his washing.
Still during the conversation she got an alert of #2,000 anonymous probably from this same person and said that's her daily allowance. She could be lieing.
This same girl has a struggling married young guy that brings her food before going to work sometimes in the morning, the guy works as a part-time caterer and a microfinance bank agent.

All this stories get annoying to me because I can't comprehend the kind of favor she gets from this men. She's not beautiful, but got a seemingly good character.

This girl is at the top of her game.

Give her a fist bump on my behalf abeg

Like all those people that keep telling explorers that they can build a N200m house with N60m

Evolutionlove:
I usually advise people, If you know you have no one to rest your back on In Nigeria and you hate Poverty. Never nuture the thought of "Getting Married Or Having a Kid. Your utmost priority should be you focusing on your hustle and how to move out to Saner Climes. I have many married men who were doing fine Initially and things are very horrible for them now! Most people won't still listen though. Nigeria Is dead and It's not resurrecting anytime soon......

Honestly there is no cushion here.

Me sef dey hear am hot hot like this but it's all good.

One young dude the other day told me he is getting married in December. The first that came out of my mouth was "WHY?"

capetownboyz:
for ur innocent mind..go price rods abeg

Na only rod? Marble nko? What of the level of detail that goes into the building?

Some people just use face me I face you mindset to build luxury homes

Mhimi007:
Explorers please i just want to ask, what makes a house automated...does it have JARVIS and stuff

No be only Jarvis. Na Adamu

kereman1:
Op from ur picture, is modern equivalent is.
Bread N150
Milo N60
Milk N50
Egg N80 *3 = 240
Total ,= N500

Na N300 bread you dey take small eye look so o

siofra:
Sorry but I can't imagine this kind of life.

Women are suffering. How can we be chopping only one kind of soup in the name of marriage

So you sef dey chop prick with the "m" next to your moniker?

iamyemiakins:
How many of the soups in the picture below have you tried/tasted?

I have tried six of them:
Okra
Ewedu
Ogbono
Egusi
Ẹ̀fọ́ rírò
Gbegiri

All and more

BlackPantherxXx:


Poor animal ...landed in the wrong place.

Bayelsa with just 9 LGAs should be like Dubai (correction - Rivers State not Bayelsa. But still...).

They can have a marine conservatory/ aquarium.

Keep dolphins and manatees there.

Charge NGN 1000 - 1500 per visitor. 2000 during festive periods.

100 visitors daily = 100k. During festive periods 500 visitors = 500k - 1 million.


But our guys.... peppersoup first.

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PS - I was at the Dubai Underwater Zoo in December 2020. I alone spent 50k+ with my babe. Ask around, there are ways they easily bleed you out of your money.

So that militants can kidnap the visitors abi?