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Crystyano:
Please
Can you help me with any amount of money?


I'm terribly frustrated


Please........

I'm broke too

atheistandproud:


Na to wait

You used your cup of vaseline

[quote author=wunmi590 post=106975052][/quote]Hahahaha

Explorers:
You fit put solar na if you buy am chairman.

Oya na

Explorers:
More
Yaz

Comot the gen put solar na

AxeofGod:
Let them produce evidence.

Wait o but does this government really know that all these laughable shenanigans of theirs is being watched from across the world?

What is wrong with this FG?

FG no get shame na

brightDdon:
wow...money is good....75m....its a fair deal...the house is so beautiful.

I swear

Kobojunkie:
Ok but in the Nigerian criminal code, charms are defined as follows...
So, you can see that books don't qualify as charms, regardless of what bias you may gold against what is in fact written in them.

Keyword: Pretended

Which is everything the bible and quran are

Kobojunkie:
A Bible is not a charm but simply a book. Unless you want the cops to go around arresting folks for having books, I suggest you give your reasoning there a thorough sweeping.

As for the arresting of people carrying what you call charms, your anger should be directed at the Nigerian police and laws that enable such ridiculousness.

People use the bible to swear and wish the worst for their so called enemies.

If we should consider all the genocide, murder, rape , incest and outright lies in the bible it should be banned altogether

Nlanalyst:
Reading through this thread https://www.nairaland.com/6812771/robbed-thieves-placed-palm-oil made me create this to narrate my own ordeal.

All fingers pointing to his friend. I don't think he should be carried away.

I had an experience one time although nothing fetish was involved.

Someone cleared my account and made away with my life savings running into 400k plus.
The guy was so smart but luck later ran out of him. First, he had been watching for a very long time as he had access to everything about me. I just lost my phone and I was using a small torch light phone then. Long and short, he registered for UBA Mobile banking on his phone and he had gotten my card details the day I begged him to borrow me his phone to pay for a stuff online. I didn't know he activated the screen recording and from there he got every of my card details. Shortly after, after he had activated the mobile banking. he transferred #350k to a paga agent and as God would have it the money hung in the air due to bad network. He went ahead to credit a newly created betting account with #120k. I have never indulged in betting all my life.

The next thing I saw in my inbox was a message from an unknown number telling me I will regret ever trying to drag babe with her. Which was really shocking as I can't remember ever stooping low to fight a fellow man because of a lady. I have never done that and will never do that, no insult intended please.
Turned out the message was to sway suspicion, to cause me to start imagining who could be targeting me because of a lady while the real culprit would remain unnoticed.
The guy most have waited all his life expecting the paga agent to receive the money that never entered.

The money was finally reversed to my account the next day which was when I saw my balance and saw that more than 100k was missing. What happened, was that, the guy that carried out this act had access to my phone and he deleted the alerts while I didn't suspect a thing. The other thing he did was that....

He went to the agent hours before doing the transaction. Requested for his details and told him he had transferred the money already. He waited for a while knowing fully well that he didn't do any transfer. The agent asked him to drop his number that he would call him when he finally sees the money. Mind you, this particular paga agent was in a different city from ours. It was after he returned home he now did the transaction and coincidentally the money truly hung in the air as he already lied. I Sha was credited the next day (Sunday) and to my utmost dismay, he was the very first person I narrated my ordeal to out of frustration and he still went ahead to tell me what to do while sympathizing with me and as well raining curses on whoever carried out the act. Not knowing he was the very person.

How he was busted.

I went to bank the next day being Monday and UBA was really helpful. They gave me the details of the paga agent and the manager was so concerned about my case that he personally decided to message the betting site himself. The tears in my red eyes and the catarrh in my nose plus the hiccups must have really driven him to no choice or perhaps it's just God. He asked me to go to a nearby police station and make reports that they will tell me what to do. While I got there and they were asking for bribes inspite of my situation I returned to him (the manager) out of frustration and he decided to cut corners for me. I sincerely don't know how he did it.
All I know is that he sent sportybet a message and he asked me to come back the next day. The next day, Tuesday, I was there and he said they haven't replied him. I even thought it was the usual gimmick to frustrate me into moving on. I went back there the next day Wednesday and to my greatest surprise, the details from the betting account into which my money was credited was staring at me on the computer screen of the manager. I didn't need anyone to tell me who the culprit was. I was even thinking someone probably created a parody account of this culprit so as to further sway suspicion. But it was real.

It was John, my roommate of 3 years, my supposed best friend of 13 years. We've shared everything together in between these years. A feel for friendship wanted to let me overlook the whole thing but then when I thought about what I would have lost if not for mercy of God and when I thought about how he would have feigned innocence if he wasn't caught and would have wasted my life savings feeding his betting addiction,I trashed the feels.

He was handed over to the police which was where he narrated his tactics.
It took like forever before Sporty bet could refund my money tho, I have even almost lost interest. I just kept bombarding their email with a reminder.

Share your own experience.

How many years did your friend spend in prison?

janedonez:
Use road, it is risky, use train, you are at risk. Which way again for mid income earners?

Benin Airways. Always reliable

Titto93:
Wen 155m bcom cheap?

Wia Una dey see dis money for dis country�

I swear na only N155 I see. I no see the M oooo

This is what people like jesusjnr deserve

Explorers:
Enough space bro

Wait, make I see whether FairMoney go borrow me the money

Finally! Something cheap we poor men can afford

richard870:
You have no clue of my relationship with God Almighty. I will advise you to save yourself from eternal damnation#IamForChrist!!!

You are still going to hell

You can be for Christ in hell too. There are many Christians like you there and they still hold fellowship and church services. Although the services are really loud because of all the screaming but don't worry you'll get used to it.

This is how Nigerian politicians will abandon Nigeria when crude oil becomes fully replaced by electricity and biofuels

Quite cheap and affordable

I hope that decking has a nice cool space I can chill and smoke my loud and cigars o.

Magnoliaa:
And me too, I can see and tell from his posture, look, eyes, and how he's holding her, too, that he loves her. So much. Greatly. See the gleam about him na.

They look perfectly and dearly in love, hence their marrying. E no be like say anybody lose.

K

No fvcks to give

richard870:
I'm happy for you because you have just been saved from eternal damnation

Just to inform you, your name is NOT in the book of life.

You are going to hell.

See you there

ALCOHOLKILLS:
A friend who's on this forum and don't want his monicker mentioned is getting married, he was one of the strong redpiller here , I am so happy he found love at last

@ TheGidRedpiller you just lost a fan and wish you find love too

The way the woman is holding him you can tell she loves him.

Congratulations on the union.

What's the location? E don tey wey I chop wedding rice

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Nor be small thing weed dey do

This is the work of hard drugs.

Leave weed out of this

FalseProphet1:
I will buy 50 of these devices and use it for my Christmas give away to my Nairaland fans by December for their support, encouragement and standing by me against all odds.

This I have seen.

And I'll be the first person you give a laptop to.

This I have seen

Davash222:
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Aisha Buhari has been outside the country over 6 months. She's using the money alloted to her office to shop in Dubai. She got Aides, PAs, Secretaries, etc that are been paid monthly with taxpayers money for doing nothing!

Democracy is way too expensive.

You mean the Nigerian version of democrazy

Anything Nigerians touch turns to sh1t

jesusjnr2020:
Please kindly ignore the agents of the devil who are here to deceive and distract from the truth.

They seems to have upped the ante of recent but the gates of hell shall prevail.

God bless.

Amen

swagifted:
500 million, on a land of 400sqm, because of stucco ceiling abi the stretched ceiling. Nigerians na dem de cause our own problems

Location bro

It is the same worldwide

brightDdon:
thanks for making me laugh this morning ..

God bless you bro..

You go surely see the chair.Amen

Our hustle go pay

newheart2:
Itel worst past calculator

Stop insulting calculators

SeaTrade:
I doubt this,
They know,just that they maybe too shy to discuss it with you or let you know you have to make them cum.

Bro, women have actually told me after I made the cum that it was their first time and they didn't know it was possible.

Nigerian women are brainwashed by religion not to enjoy sex.

Even ordinary kissing na problem.

But there are some girls sha

SeaTrade:
Question is simple, how do you know?
A woman can cum under or untop of you,but I don't think It necessarily means she is enjoying it,especially coupled with the fact that naija women above 30 years of age do not moan from my experience.
Discuss.

Many Nigerian women don't even know that women have the ability to cum

BluntCrazeMan:
As for me, I don't care.
I change whenever I want to change.
And take up any fight that follows it.

Because you are a bluntcrazeman

Others no get that kind mind especially "nice guys"