₦airaland Forum

johnydon22:
And this is ok by you?

gnykelly:
you wet never enter airport before. na you dey form. show us your selfie.

Sile12:
2. Do not EVER drink water on an aircraft that did not come from a bottle. The drinking water, that used for making coffee, tea, etc., should NEVER be consumed. The holding tanks in these planes are sometimes 60 year old and are never cleaned. They have accumulated so much greenish grime on the walls that in some places it can be inches thick.

Sile12:
1. If the oxygen masks drops down, you only have about 15 minutes of oxygen from the point of pulling them down. However, that is more than enough time for the pilot to take us to a lower altitude where you can breathe normally. More important at altitude, you have 15-20 seconds before you pass out. Put yours on first, then do your kids. Passing out for a few seconds won’t harm the kids.

Chubhie:
All of una wan dey winch us this season both off and on the field Jah pass una.

Chubhie:
A love bond shared by everyone who once wore that blue shirt. Wait till you see the love bond of Drogba~Lampard~Terry. It was just evident on the field of play.

Chubhie:
Those Men give their all in the field of play and we love them. A legend as JT who puts his life on the line to defend Chelsea always have my Respects.

When your enemy is half as professional as JT I bet you stand no chance.

FriedPlantain:
It is all about perspective and culture bro. Scottish men wear skirts as a form of dressing because their culture allows it, does that make them a sinner?
Igbo men wear wrappers like women because their culture allows it, does it mean that all Igbo men that wears wrapper are doomed to hell? Why the double standard?

Dekatron:


seriously, YOU ARE ONE FUNNY MAN. Majority of your posts are always funny.

Yea, its true.


Example :-

I saw an expatriate today on my way to sch ( he works for KOPEK construction company) & he was inspecting some road construction works. Guess what? I SAW A POLICE MAN BEHIND HIM I felt a rage & was like :-


IF I RELOCATE TO EUROPE AS AN EXPAT., WOULD I BE GIVEN A SPECIAL ARMED POLICE? I immediately thought : its not their fault, its the image of Nigeria being tarnished. Its normal to feel insecure as an EXPAT. in Nigeria

pweedyuz:
U may nt have doesn't mean others dnt have d issue
My etisalat sim was banned
Even my younger bro's airtel sim was banned also
Telling us 2 go 2 d nearest center nd complete our registration...

Dekatron:


johnydon22, menesheh, robinhez, teempakguy, queed, hahn.


Food don done o



@ Op :- I think its actually cool & sound great. Creating magnetic field bla bla bla


i think how it is different from repelling force field is that in the latter, the field creates a like charge or something that repels the field in concern. Anybody to explain?

Uchefrancis16:
Naa NCC wahala Not those Networks now

Following the blocking of some SIM cards and request for re-registration of already registered SIM cards by MTN and other service providers, an angry Nigerian has written an amusing open letter to MTN via the social media. Read the letter below:

LETTER TO MTN

Dear MTN,

I will not go and re-register my line. You can fool everyone if you like, you might have fooled me before, but you would never fool me again.

The only reason while you continue to pull the wool over our gullible eyes is because the consumer rights’ protection agencies are either in the vegetative state, or completely dead.

How can you explain a situation where you would tell your millions of teeming subscribers to register their SIM cards and provide the necessary bio-data, only for you to wake up one morning to tell us to go and register our lines again WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EXPLANATION? It
beats my imagination and it defies not just logic, but also philosophy. Were you drunk when you were registering our numbers?

Did a malicious virus wipe your entire database? Maybe I am giving you too much credit. You probably wrote the records in books like and ancient bookkeeper and a giant yellow rat ate them all.

Whatever your reasons (or lack of reasons) may be, this is beyond ridiculous.

I have always maintained an MTN line because apart from being my very first line, most of my close associates also use MTN.

To some extent, the coverage is also extensive. I didn’t hesitate when the directive came from NCC to register our lines. I braved the queue, registered my line and collected my security number.

Didn’t I try enough?

Looking back, I can deduce that my attachment to MTN was more sentimental than practical, as your
tariffs are the highest for calls and for browsing.

P.S: You send an average of 100 spam texts per day, enough to run down a Blackberry battery and more than enough to give any Osun State government worker waiting for Aregbesola’s alert acute hypertension.

Your nuisance value knows no bounds.
Even Airtel that has been passed round
different investors more times than a devil’s mail bag has not come up with this kind of Grade A foolishness.
What the heck is wrong with you? Don’t your customers mean anything to
you?

Doesn’t it bother you that Nigerians who wasted their time to register their SIM cards have to do the same thing again? You haven’t even deemed it fit to fine-tune the process.

My records are not on your database, but you remember my number when you want to tell me to text ‘YES’ to win a missing plot of land in Port-
Harcourt, right? May heavy-duty thunder fire all of una. I really don’t blame you.

If Nigerians had run your devious, xenophobic, exploitative, heartless, opportunistic, fraudulent ass back to South Africa, you wouldn’t be here making them queue desperately like migrants.

What’s to say that there wouldn’t be another sham registration in the next couple of months since you guys obviously don’t know what you are doing? You blocked my line, you have helped me.

Prior to your ridiculous directive, I had already banished your yeye SIM card to a barely functional phone. I have even borrowed the maximum permissible
amount.

Go ahead, feel free. It sure feels great knowing that when I eventually toss the phone into the trash-can, I won’t have to take out the SIM. Good riddance to bad rubbish. You deserve to be sued for every fraudulent penny

dralapomeji:
You are just an illusive baboon with no sense of understanding and reasoning. People died here in the course of worshipping their Maker while he did nothing about it and here u are showing off ur prowess for ignorance and stupidity. Read while its still free!

johnydon22:
They value religion more than human lives, they value the hajj or what ever that shiiit is called more than the lives of millions.

They have this much of well cozy tents and most refugees are sleeping outside in European countries.

Both Saudi and the God they profess are bitches!!!

menesheh:


War fought between when to when?

Ilekeh:
war between humanity and demonic mentality of enslaving ones own specie to build a nation.

Ilekeh:
They're not slaves, they're prisoners of war.

ruggedtimi:
if u re actually married...bros u need to grow up.

DoubleDeeX:
N.aked truth bruh!

You've warned the scoffer enough....This message would be a witness against him on the day of judgement!

CaptainJune:
In the same way many good Christians, past and present, blessed by God have died in various ways being victims of the wickedness of the world. If God did not want His people to taste physical death, He wouldn't have sent Jesus Christ to die on the cross.

How does this prove he is an all loving god? You guys don't realize that most times your attempt to defend your god only tends to bring out his flaws. So there was no other way to save us than to kill his son? Even the devil didn't commit as much atrocities as your god did in your holy book.

In Judgment Day, it will be more tolerable for the people of Sodom and Gomorrah, and the people in the days of Noah than for you. If their wickedness attracted so great a punishment even when there were only very few preachers of righteousness then, even when there were no manifestations of signs and wonders of God, and even when God had not come down to preach to them in the person of Jesus Christ, how much more punishment will you suffer for your stubbornness in rejecting the message of salvation seeing that there are now more than millions of preachers all over the world, and signs and miracles of God you claim cannot be verified? You haven't seen punishment. You think God is a joker. Wait and see if you are right.

@bolded, I'm so scared Your god is a joker. None of the so called christian miracles have ever been verified. Do you know anyone close to you that has ever been cured of a terminal illness by praying and not taking any medication?

What has colour of skin got to do with serving God? Are we worshiping Israelites? Is that your understanding of Christianity?


Christianity started in Israel and was spread by the Europeans. A blatant proof that your religion is racist is the fact that Jesus seems to be described as white despite he never having any Caucasian bloodline while the devil and his cohorts are black. You guys are only worshiping the Israeli version of their god while muslims worship the arabic version. That is my understanding of religion.

Lol. First, what is your understanding of the concept of salvation through faith in Christ? You think it is to keep the world from getting worse? Lol.

Apparently, you guys have found a good excuse for your god's ineptitude.

Now, you are making baseless conclusion when you say Christians ignore things which go on in earth because they are heaven bound. In fact, how do Christians IGNORE the things in earth? Never heard that before.

Your doctrine is all about forgoing the things of the world and hoping for the heavenly things. Am I wrong?

In other words, God should create a "perfect paradise" so that you will believe He exists, so that you will continue your disobedience and wickedness and sin in a "perfect paradise".

malvisguy212:
you guys claimed to be a christian before you convert to atheist, but reading your post make me wonder ,if you're really a former christian before abandoned the faith. All the days of your christian life is a wast if you did not know the purpose of Jesus coming to this world, do you think Jesus came to bring peace ? Have you not read in the bible, that we are to make peace with God ? And not the world because the world will NEVER receive us ? The bible say in john 16:33:

"I have told you all this so that you may
have PEACE IN ME . Here on earth you will have MANY trials and sorrows. But take heart, because I have overcome the world."

I remember a man who gave his life to christ ,he ask me for advice and he was expecting sweet talk but instead I cast terror and fear in him , I say ,prepared for sorrow and trial including pain. Some months leter, I pay him a visit, beholds the brother still kept the faith, I say to him " Weldon bro , God don't look for quantity (crowd) God look for people with quality and Genuine faith(few) "

Dekatron:
Freemanan, johnydon22, hahn, cold


Better repent!! GIVE YOUR LIFE TO FLYING SPAGHETTI. When he is coming back, the flying spaghetti book says the sun would turn red & stars shall fall!!





Flying spaghetti loves you!!

ednut1:
why is dinosaur or ancient human fossils never found in Nigeria self

5minsmadness:
Hmmm not really o.
There was a recent video I watched of a rapist that was lynched, tied to a tree and set on fire. For America o.

SAMBARRY:
of course it will be better than us. You know say na religion we dey use hide our inadequacies and corruption. E.g a governor using public funds to sponsor some people travelling to Mecca while he hasn't paid his staffs and civil servants their salary yet he thinks that is his priority