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Christianity Etc › Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by hahn(m): 3:20pm On Aug 02, 2015
halfrica:
there wud av been an update from moses like
Flexing with king pharoh and jnr bro lot grin
#team mission must be accomplished
#team giveGodbackhispeople
#team backtowork


just divided the red sea #rod on point #martia art in disguise #feeling high on cloud 9

Judas would take a selfie kissing jesus and update would av been like
#swag wiv jesus #bro sold out
@bolded

It would have been, we're finally coming out of the closet. Introduction loading. Wedding venue set in the US. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Ways Youths React When Their Pastors Say They Should Not Engage in Sex by hahn(m): 3:12pm On Aug 02, 2015
Some start wanking
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Wrong To Call The Name Of Jesus During Sex? by hahn(m): 3:04pm On Aug 02, 2015
frosbel:
Seun and his team would not dare allow any similar article about Muhammed make it to the front page.

It seems that Jesus is fair game for insults and ridicule.

If this does not clearly show the gross partiality shown to one group on this forum, I do not know what else does.

So it is okay to hurt the feelings of one group while running scared from hurting another group due to fear.

Just my observation.
Its less likely that christians will go on a bombing or killing spree unlike muslims.

I guess that's the reason
Jokes Etc › Re: Check Out The Real Life Photo Of The Man Drawn In Cabin Biscuits by hahn(m): 3:01pm On Aug 02, 2015
Na him
Romance › Re: Relationship Tips: Creative Ways To Show Love by hahn(m): 2:59pm On Aug 02, 2015
Fvck her from the back

Get on top

Help her shave her pvssy

Help him save his dick

Swallow his cum often

Swallow her pvssy juice

....
Agriculture › Re: Mushroom Cultivation by hahn(m): 2:50pm On Aug 02, 2015
Yeecar:
You heard right! Its all about utilization of Agro waste such as Sawdust, cassava peels etc. for the cultivation of Edible and medicinal mushrooms. The demand is higher than the supply... Harvest is usually within a month and ROI is above 500%.

Checkout my thread below for more information;

FEDERAL INSTITUTE OF INDUSTRIAL RESEARCH OSHODI ( FIIRO), OSHODI, LAGOS.
AFRICA CENTRE FOR MUSHROOM RESEARCH AND INNOVATION TECHNOLOGY (ACMRIT), UNIBEN, BENIN CITY, EDO STATE.
07064983344
ayoola.anibaba@fiiro.gov.ng

https://www.nairaland.com/2113936/mushroom-cultivation-easiest-way-becoming#30143612
Do you mean there's demand exporting it because I don't know one single person that eats mushrooms in Nigeria?
Christianity Etc › Re: Sodom And Gomorrah (Didn't the Children matter?) by hahn(m): 2:39pm On Aug 02, 2015
johnydon22:
I just marvel at the hypocrisy and the level of evil people will try to defend because of some barbaric jewish deity...
These are the same people who will happpily burn a thief without a fair trial. What else do you expect?
Business › Re: If You Do Mini Importation Come In Fast by hahn(m): 2:29pm On Aug 02, 2015
Ayofresh4u

Check out this thread @ https://www.nairaland.com/1819824/newly-found-shipping-agent-china

You'll get lots of help there
Christianity Etc › Re: Just One Thing Would Matter After All by hahn(m): 1:55pm On Aug 02, 2015
And this gets more and more confusing by the day.

You "christians" claim that we cannot see god in the physical because he is supernatural but here you are using a physical incidence to describe a supernatural event, one that is yet to happen at that.

undecided

If you can sit at home and "imagine" the rapture using a physical incidence then one can only conclude that god is also a product of your imagination and also that most of the "heavenly" qualities you give him are based on earthly/physical characteristics

And while you are comparing the titanic event with a heavenly event please be kind enough to point out god's incompetence in leaving hundreds of people to die when he could have easily moved that iceberg out of the way and saved lots of innocent men, women and children as well as saving lots of families from heartbreaks.

And don't tell me that he did it to prove his power because only a sick narssistic psycopath will sit back and allow hundreds of people die just to prove a point.

Waiting....

undecided
Travel › Re: Checkout Some Of The Coolest Transport System Around The World. by hahn(m): 11:58am On Aug 02, 2015
That bike sharing thing can't work in Nigeria
Business › Re: If You Do Mini Importation Come In Fast by hahn(m): 11:51am On Aug 02, 2015
Ayofresh4u:
Bro the rate of the dollar now does it affect the cost of the goods nd shipping?
Yep

As an importer, you're at the mercy of the exchange rate. However, the stronger the naira, the better
Christianity Etc › Re: Questioning The Implausibilities (giving Reason A Chance) by hahn(m): 11:37am On Aug 02, 2015
johnydon22:
[b]Before anybody shouts or plays the victims card here about their own religion, let everybody know that in this post when i say "God" i am not only referring to One deity but to many. Both the Muslim and christian concept will be referred together as God, this is a mind tickling thread and a charge for independent reason.

I have always seen Muslims here threaten a Christian with hell like "Repent and turn to God and his holy prophet Muhammed or burn in hell" Ironically Christians also accord the same favour to them like "You will burn in hell if you don't accept Jesus" and then funny enough both religions too regard atheists to be hell bound and also adherents of other religions.
You see, its not even about being a theist. they all still think you are going to hell either way as long as its not theirs. . Christians still think Muslims are going to hell just like atheist even though Muslims believe in a God and same thing goes the other way round.

Now looking at the idea of HELL, it is ok to point out the heavy influence of greek culture on the new testament. The old testament (Judaic Tenark) knows nothing like a HELL, but the influence of the greek underworld concept TARTARUS gave birth to sickening concept HELL when adopted by the newly emerged religion.

I once told a christian that was preaching to me "The very concept of a HELL, ridicules the idea of a God. It insults it and drags it to a level lower than a human"
One might be thinking my reason for saying this.

I have wooed many girls in my life and if i recall correctly i have never said to any of them "I love you, love me back or i hurt you" any sane mind will see that everything should be wrong in that statement.
The very idea of me hurting her if she doesn't love me back nullifies my confession of love for her.
Take another look at that statement, it is a blackmail and an abusive word. I have threatened her so it is a blackmail, if she doesn't love me back i will hurt her. It is a sheer blackmail giving her two nonsensical choices.

Now this is one of the reasons religious people do not know that they themselves ridicule their God concepts even more than atheists, We have seen everything wrong in the statement i presented above, but then again let us show the very large scaled way this is used.
God says "I love you, if you don't love me back i will burn you in hell forever" Am sure everyone can now see everything wrong in this, it is blackmail, it is blatant abuse and the very sadistic idea of punishing someone because they don't reciprocate your love reveals egoism at a chronic level, it is barbaric as well as it is repulsive and blatantly implausible. Yet they want us to swallow that a perfect being operates within such childish egoism and abusive ways.

Come to think of it, God should be perfect right? Yes Yes God is perfect. God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, He is even omniperfect.
This very idea of perfection is a flaw in the character people have heaped on their different God concepts. Let us see how.

God is perfect, perfection needs nothing. A circle needs nothing added to it to make it 360°. At 360° a circle is perfect and it is impossible to add even 1° and if you take away 1° and makes it 359° it ceases to be a circle.

So God is perfect, God needs nothing, you can never add anything to it neither can you take away, perfection is just perfection.
If this is the case and God is perfect, this surely means such being needs nothing like Worship, reverence, acknowledgement, praise and all these because it is just perfect.
If God is perfect it simply means that all the worship and reverence etc are useless because he doesn't need them, unless you assert it is not perfect then i will agree it needs them to be feed his ego and so feel important.

But religions drag their God concept too low to a level that it needs worship and acknowledgement on daily basis, needs it real bad even threatens people with eternal torture if you fail to give it, this very quality betrays the idea of perfection and drags down the God concept to the state of Egoism, Narcissism, sadism and all round imperfect.....

"Believe i exist and i reward you, disbelieve and i will hurt you so bad forever in an eternal roasting fire" Can abuse and blackmail get any cheaper? You would agree with me an existent powerful and perfect being (if there is even need to) do not need people to be threatening others as to hogwash them into believing it exists, rather it should be able to prove its own existence, isn't it?
This also shows how religions ridicule God and not atheist.

Again, a perfect being should be above hate, anger, jealousy, grief and all, these disturbing emotions are all characteristics of mundane beings like us but if God is perfect it is impossible for such emotions to hold sway on it, it is impossible for it to operate within the confines of these emotions, But the religions are heaping on us God concepts that operate within the confines of such disturbing emotions as Anger, jealousy, hate and even bear grudges with humans and then wrap it under the guise of perfection and expect any right thinking human not to ask questions or refute such ideas! The very acknowledgment of these emotions in a supposedly perfect being kills the idea of perfection and portrays a very imperfect being or should i say concept.
This yet again is another way religions ridicule and insult their God concepts.

It is common knowledge for Christians and Muslims, to claim their holy books are all flawless and perfect without blemish and are the words of the supposedly perfect God who created the universe.
But just a look at the books it shows the skills of mundane men in every inch of it, it depicts the knowledge of ordinary men and claiming such to be from a perfect being ridicules and insults the very intellect of such entity because you would be sure a perfect being would do better.

One cannot help but imagine how the very mythological historical antiquity of a certain set of people (which makes up almost 60% of the bible) is the word of a God, how?
Or the very misogynistic, chauvinistic, barbaric, blood drenched charges as seen in different verses of both the Quran and the Bible connotes a universal deity of a perfect status, That is also an insult to the very being these books claim to belong to.
And this yet again shows how religions insult and ridicule their own God concepts.

Another idea is the chosen race brouhaha, A perfect universal God would choose one people specially over others and you still tag it a universal concept? That is clearly the worst form of racism and such favouritism ideology betrays the very concept was invented by the very people it favours and loves more than others even to the extent of taking their side in wars against others (which allegedly he supposed to have created)think about it, this betrays a huge character flaw and a ridicule to the idea of a universal God and is sheer implausible.

Most people in religions often think it is blasphemy to think or ask questions, in fact i have once thought like that. They are afraid to question God and the disturbing characters it is portrayed to have. As a matter of fact many times this fear effectively keeps most locked up in their respective religions because no one wants to be punished by a perfect but again JEALOUS God.

Many would say: Why do atheist discuss God? It is quite simple, differences in ideologies creates room for healthy discussion, scrutiny of the idea. Atheist might lack belief in the God concepts but the stories are there, we have Hindu books to read brahma stories, bible to read yahweh stories, Quran to read Allah stories and many other deities out there just like we also have J.R.R Tolkien Lord of the rings book to read about Gandalf, one necessarily do not need to BELIEVE Gandalf is real before discussing Gandalf, The discussion is always a call to reason and a charge to allow your mind pour out their questions.

Another would ask: Atheists are afraid of hell!
Lol. . this one is always funny, if an atheist is afraid of hell there is no way he would still be an atheist, not at all....In fact we see hell exactly the way we see children who thinks fairies are real its a very hilarious idea.

Again, this write up is not an attack on any religion either is it meant to insult any, it only remains a stimulus to independent reason, healthy questions unbound by fear. I hope none sees it as an attack to their religion. Man always have been a curious being, Man is not a robot that downloads every data you input into it, man should be able to weigh and compare, scrutinize and even criticize. . so do not be afraid to allow your questions cultivate.

Nothing in life is to be feared only understood, this is the time to understand more so we may fear less... Because a subtle thought in error can give rise to useful enquiry that can establish truth of great value

Buddha once said: Believe nothing, even if you heard it from me. unless it agrees with your own reason.

This shows you are supposed to subject every idea to judgement of your own independent reason. Let go of the fear because there is nothing to fear when using your own brain and judgment.... if i am to go on with ways religions ridicule their own God, i would write on forever but let me stop where i am now.
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In case you do not understand, please read a again grin
Business › Re: If You Do Mini Importation Come In Fast by hahn(m): 8:18am On Aug 02, 2015
[quote author=olaide721 post=36512343][/quote]That's how I learnt and I'm only teaching him what I've practised and what works for me.

If you have a better way of teaching him, why don't you just go ahead?
Christianity Etc › Re: Reincarnation by hahn(m): 9:53pm On Aug 01, 2015
Eddlad:
So how does thinking that there is afterlife make death absolute?
Lol. Chai

I need that weed
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right For A Man Of God To Lie Just To Motivate The Faith Of Someone by hahn(m): 9:06pm On Aug 01, 2015
theAtheist101:
Everyone keep calm. We are all going to hell fire, Jesus inclusive, because we are all liars.
Ill come with sk. You can bring drinks grin
Crime › Re: How Do We Effectively Curb Sexual Offences In Nigeria? by hahn(m): 8:51pm On Aug 01, 2015
FrancisTony:
He was arrested in the sense that area boys nabbed him.
It's not really my area but where an aunt of mine owns a shop though it isn't far from my residential home.

Well, he's one of these abokis who has been indoctrinated that there's no offense in having sex with little girls since 12years old kids get married in their place. (No offense)
Offence should be intended. Have sex with 12year old girls is offensive
Politics › Re: Isn't This Abnormal? FAAN Collecting N600 For Car Park Space At Old MMA Ikeja by hahn(m): 6:18pm On Aug 01, 2015
mikolo80:
spread the word
Check my signature. No be you go tell me say na fish dey inside sardine
Christianity Etc › Re: As An Atheist,if God Does Not Exist, What About Witchcraft N Wizardry? by hahn(m): 6:02pm On Aug 01, 2015
mascottboy:
To all athiest u re funny, ok now wat happened to Malala of afganistan, it was supernatural from God, few weeks ago, wat happened in colombian an aircrash and a mother and a baby only survived, it was also de hand hand of God. All colombian police were shouting. Miracle, miracle, miracle....so beieve dia is God.1 timothy1vs 12-13.
For real? What about all the little girls that were murdered in Afganistan that god didn't save?

What about all the other people that died in the crash? What kind of silly miracle is that?

100 people die, one or two survive and you call that a miracle?
Politics › Re: Isn't This Abnormal? FAAN Collecting N600 For Car Park Space At Old MMA Ikeja by hahn(m): 5:55pm On Aug 01, 2015
mikolo80:
early robber barons weren't supported by anybody either
we have cooperatives and stock exchange and we already bringing our own infrastructure (gen borehole jeep)
time for us to stop grumbling and get it on with it
True that
Politics › Re: Cool, Weird And Crazy Toilets And Urinals by hahn(m): 5:39pm On Aug 01, 2015
Cool
Business › Re: Who Is An Entrepreneur? How Can She Survive In An Unfriendly Govt. Economy?? by hahn(m): 4:59pm On Aug 01, 2015
wealthinfos:
Since govt failed in her duty, where then does the entrepreneur look to?
In him/herself
Politics › Re: Isn't This Abnormal? FAAN Collecting N600 For Car Park Space At Old MMA Ikeja by hahn(m): 3:33pm On Aug 01, 2015
mikolo80:
me sef de lament before but bp I spend one week for New York my mentality change. we need to upgrade our productive (agric manufacturing ,I believe services will follow organically) sectors pronto
Very true. But you need to understand that our entrepreneurs are not supported here as opposed to the states. No loans, no infrastructure and even the people would rather import than patronise locally made goods.

I don't mean to sound pessimistic but that's just what it is.
Politics › Re: Isn't This Abnormal? FAAN Collecting N600 For Car Park Space At Old MMA Ikeja by hahn(m): 3:16pm On Aug 01, 2015
mikolo80:
I pay 500 naira for ladipo and nobody disturb my precariously parked car so it's the same everywhere
it's only income due to our low productivity in Nigeria that makes ppl grumble. how much be d salary sef but if you de productive and de earn like 5h a month e go be change to you unless you be ijebu like me
Na true yarn
Business › Re: Who Is An Entrepreneur? How Can She Survive In An Unfriendly Govt. Economy?? by hahn(m): 2:37pm On Aug 01, 2015
Running business in this country is indeed tricky. With no infrastructure, access to loans and other challenges it is very difficult
Health › Re: This Is Onome, The Victim Of The July 13th Bullion Van Accident Along (PHOTOS) by hahn(m): 2:17pm On Aug 01, 2015
Unbelievable!

Op, what's the link on facebook. I can help share the post
Health › Re: How Do I Tell My Wife That She Has STD? by hahn(m): 2:11pm On Aug 01, 2015
Op, you should have put this up on an American forum instead. Nigerians will rather point accusing fingers at you instead of giving you a solution.

You can either tell your wife or wrap the drugs(since you said it's only 2 pills) inside eba and feed it to her. Try ogbono soup. It will go down well.

We are only human and mistake prone. I'd also advice you stop seeing this other lady and try as much as possible to take your wife out with you more often. It would have been better if you sleep with her in her car instead.

I have a neighbour like that too, he LOVES night life and many times he, myself and my wife(she drinks too) go out and sometimes he brings other women while we are drinking but since my wife always tends to speak up in favour of his wife(who is as introverted as your wife) he kinda stopped that around us.

I'll tell you what I told him, there is no one out there who can love you more than your wife. Your friends, with whom you laugh with, are just there temporarily. Focus on your family. If your wife refuses to go out with you, fill up your fridge with alchohol and drink at home.

Nothing is worth putting your family at risk. It's not really about sleeping with one hundred women in one way but sleeping with one woman(your wife) in a hundred ways
Christianity Etc › Re: Which Of The Religions Are You Likely To Choose in this context by hahn(m): 1:54pm On Aug 01, 2015
I'd rather worship money. God can't buy bread
Fashion › Re: What An Amazing Transformation by hahn(m): 1:52pm On Aug 01, 2015
Deceit
Christianity Etc › Re: Power Of The Oppressor by hahn(m): 1:39pm On Aug 01, 2015
That's just how life works. Even when you fight for the oppressed, you end up being oppressed by the oppressed themselves.

I'd much rather be an oppressor
Christianity Etc › Re: Attention: Who Can Explain This!! by hahn(m): 1:28pm On Aug 01, 2015
Christians still practise slavery to this day but they now call them "house boys" or "house girls"
Family › Re: In Marriage, You Must Be Blind And A Mumu To A Lot Of Things. by hahn(m): 1:12pm On Aug 01, 2015
5minsmadness:
Yes I'm pained cry
Hahn has pained me too mush cry
Poor virgin like me grin

I hope I made your day, Mr married man that can't stop eyeing other women's yansh and telling the wife about it cheesy
Better than pretending
Business › Re: If You Do Mini Importation Come In Fast by hahn(m): 11:05am On Aug 01, 2015
Ayofresh4u:
Moving well
Cool

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