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legendsmother:
God see cake Nd puff puff

My mum forbibds me from eating a lot of things o

Am stuck on pap, peppersoup, n ohwo soup
Then rice occasionally , abi Na only me waka come??

D hot water dey bath me with can kill chicken o



Where una dey see cake chop?
Abi Na to comot for house go chop am? Hmmmm ormugwu don hit on me

e be like say na only you oh. Anyways, for me na me the run my omuwgo by myself na why I the chop all the chopables. For the cake,na me the bake am oh
I do the hot tea and pap but not always oh and I ensure fan dey on cause the heat here no be my mate.

Smartriya:
Aswear ds is legit wickedness. Haba! I need 2 loaves o!

Just collect buns,is still hot.
Use tea or drink of choice to push it down

Omakraid:
Tufiakwa

phaya:
Choi why you like pepper us like this na
Send mine through park I dey wait
Greet baby...

I think this should go round,just pick one and pass
Let me not call names sha

FlowerGirl040:
See cake!! your enjoyment no get part two. I will enter kaduna next year Insha Allah. Na to carry my bag dey come Zaria once I land sure pass.

Allah kai mu lafiya!

Omakraid:
Thats enjoyment for you for now before she will change

Please oh,she should continue like that,she is not permitted to change.
Drum of kunu fall on you

miracletoday:
same thing I said when I saw kunu, like halcyon.123 kunu!!! We just overcame her kunu-ness

Una never overcome oh,make I go bring more kunu sef. Na now I the even drink am wella sef,just finished one four litres yesterday sef.

Omakraid:
Awwwwnnnnnn.. This is beautiful and looks yummy. Weldone ma, its like Baby G is a gentle girl, kisses to her

My dear,baby came with sleeping anointing and that baby no the cry oh,e the fear me sef. Na night be her time to play but not always sha. Sometimes she sleeps all through sef.

Congratulations to all who have put to bed
Towerofgrace
kokaiye
Etal
Oya oh I don bring cake for celebration. Who go bring wine?
To chop cake since been the hungry me oh but to bake was war,now I haf born and strength to bake is back. I present coconut cake.
FlowerGirl040
Omakraid

Coconut cake

amorprincesa:
Congratulations dear! your newborn is blessed.

No, thank you!

Thanks dear,are you sure? Don't be shy oh

FlowerGirl040:
Some go cover face follow back door enter group

This woman haf show oh,abeg make una leave me. I no do again, oya accept the mantle.

kokaiye:
yimu!!!! Naso we dey talk am in 2 or 3yrs we go c *hello house ayam here 4 another missionary*

Abeg pity me now. Gaskiya, if I remember my experience this time around,to carry belle go the fear me. Am grateful to God for this two wonderful gift,am okay with them. Boots haf born,but should incase e happen again,I dey book myself for elective Cs straight up

amorprincesa:
please mommy Jay, no use mouth make me carry belle. I dey beg you
I don't even answer questions on pregnancy thread or even visit there for now, make dem no use baby dust rub my body for this Buhari economy. I dey fear that place! Giddy.person, Hunniesu.zie, enk.ay and you sef go don born reach 5 by now.

Five,abeg pity me now. Me I haf born finish oh. I no do again,the two wey I get don do me. Last born sef never reach 1mnth sef. But how far,make I pass baton for you

amorprincesa:
Egusi soup with beef, periwinkles and panla fish.

Vegetables soup with goat meat, periwinkles, dry fish, assorted meat and panla fish

How far? Make I come do omougo for your house?

Omakraid:
Ayam looking at you in 3D ooo, shey you didn't invite us for Baby Grace's naming so that we can come and drink kunu abi, wehdone ma. Your punishment is that you will be back here in the next 6 months

My dear,we no do naming oh,our people dey very far and moreover, tribes down here in the North hardly bother about naming. The do more of dedication so no worry,you go come dedication and you carry kunu takeaway too.
Pity me now,me wey still get stitch were never heal couple with that cervical tear,me I don hang boots oh. I no do again.

TOHHAN:
Halcyo.n123 just drop, face vigilante nd leave us here after different food oppressions. It's well sha

My dear,I never forget my yard people oh. Gaskiya, I forget say na so vigilant be oh. Ko easy rara.
Oya,come and chop small rice or na chips you want

GboyegaD:
Dinner:

Yam and Egg and corned beef sauce.

Your sentence no complete now
Something is missing, abeg the yam remain?

Good morning my yard people, how is the ministry going? Gaskiya,I miss tormenting you guys
Baby girl is giving back to back and na me the run my thing by myself. We thank God but ko easy rara couple with a super hyperactive soon to be 5year old.
Congratulations team March mum who have delivered, may the Lord bless and keep your babies

RnB with vege sauce

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Yam,chips and egg

Una good evening, forget say I don born
I go still find trouble tome to time
Life of a breastfeeding mother

whyworryPH:
See as I dey dance here. Chai! I'm super excited for you mama. There is power in spoken words. You said you wanted to birth in February and got your desire. God now buttered your bread with your gender heart desire. You also come sama us with BS join. What more can we ask for? Devil came late with that bleeding and the foul-mouthed doctor.

Abeg rest wella. We praise the name of the Lord.

My dear,my God is indeed a miracle working God,he answered me when I let go and let him take control,prayed to give birth at 38weeks, he answered. Wanted a girl so badly and He showed up again. Am a living testimony that God indeed works in mysterious ways. If I begin to count how blessed I have been through out this pregnancy period,I can't really tell it all. It has been God,and I return all glory to Him. I use to hear about His wonderful deeds,and I can now confidently say am a living witness.
Thank you for accommodating me in your team and for carrying us along. May the Lord bless and keep you.
Thank you all for the warm wishes,for those looking up to Him all I can say is don't give up,is not over. He is still doing miracle, am a living testimony. Just hold on,you miracle is on the way.

shutupareyouGOD:
How is it possible pls??…cuz they would show you the penis during the scan…

My dear,it can only be God oh. Just started 30mins walk from Monday oh then I know I arret oga Wednesday night
That is all

Omakraid:
I thought as much too, please take care of yourself oo, I welcome the twins idea on your behalf too. Safe delivery to us all

My dear,3 oh and the doctor the beat him chest on top am. I go sha close that hospital

Halcyon123:
Story of my life now
So yesterday,I went for the regular antenatal clinic and complained about having off and on contractions. So doctor said go and bring gloves let's check. My joy knew no bounds. I jejely go buy gloves come meet doctor and he checked and discovered I was already 4cm dilated. Na so them ship me go labour ward oh. I don spend 24hrs for labour ward already and oga no wan show. Contractions are not cooperating, I have already had 8 VE's done(not funny) membrane ruptured but na that contractions no wan cooperate. A doctor is saying baby's head is not decending cos he feels the head is big and am hearing something like face to pubis.

Make I continue my story now wey time dey.
So the did the 9VE and discovered i was almost there. Before I knew what was happening, the strong poo urge don start to the hit me back to back,I hear am oh and I cry oh who pretense hep. Matron say oya make I do the poo wey the disturb me,na him I start to push oh,before I could say pim,baby have comot.
Got the shocker of my life,na baby girl oh. My joy knew no bounds. I was even arguing tell them I was told is a boy.
Time to deliver placenta,as soon as the placenta came out,next na blood like say na tap them open. She was wondering what was causing the bleed but couldn't place her hand on it. She called the doctor to come check,na there another wahala start. Na faint remain for me,the pain was something else. It was discovered I had cervical laceration. They were busy poking hands and instruments just to locate the source of the bleed but I was not cooperating cause the pain was out of this world. The located the source and clamped and told me it was theatre straight for repair.
Gave birth around 6pm and headed for the theatre pass 12am this morning. I sha don't know what happened oh but I woke up speaking nonsense . I was high on anesthesia.
All I can say is thank God,He who began the good work has finished it,all glory to his name.
NB: met one devil in white who had no manner but I sha give am my piece of mind. While the doctors were poking and I was screaming and crying, instead of the idiot doctor to calm me down,all he could say was 'Madam cooperate now,are you the first woman to give birth?' Those hurtful words made me cry. I sha approached him and give him a piece of my mind and he still had the mouth to talk rubbish, he said if am looking for an apology, am not getting it. Told him to shove it up his a***** .
I sha thank God for every.
Born 25 feb by 6: 15pm,and God answered my prayer and gave me my heart desire.
Oya sneak peek.
Before delivery (chilling in my 5star delivery suit)
Baby Grace as her grandma calls her
Cappo WhyworryPH, I have sign out oh

Pweetiebabe:
Hmmmm.... Clearing my throat, @ Sassy256 and Towerofgrace thanks for your mention...

Anyway let me official report myself here, Any team November in da building?....I got my BFP last week Friday (11dpo), the Lord has done it again..
Baby#2 loading.... Edd is 4th of November

Evidence that valentine went down well,congratulations

Story of my life now
So yesterday,I went for the regular antenatal clinic and complained about having off and on contractions. So doctor said go and bring gloves let's check. My joy knew no bounds. I jejely go buy gloves come meet doctor and he checked and discovered I was already 4cm dilated. Na so them ship me go labour ward oh. I don spend 24hrs for labour ward already and oga no wan show. Contractions are not cooperating, I have already had 8 VE's done(not funny) membrane ruptured but na that contractions no wan cooperate. A doctor is saying baby's head is not decending cos he feels the head is big and am hearing something like face to pubis.

Omakraid:
Diet with that gbogbotigbo you posted days back kwantinue. God will see you through it all and it shall be good news

Amen and amen

Omakraid:
Lol, which one you con dey? I been dey think say you go chop first ni oo .. How's LO inside there?

Hahah,me wey the on diet now. My dear,lo dey oh,been having off and on contractions throughout this week sef.

Omakraid:
May God bless all mothers... mama Halcyon123 I can sight you in the first picture mix ooo

I no even follow for any sef oh