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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: An Accountant Lost His Job, See Why? by Hamachi(f): 2:28pm On Nov 12, 2023
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Jaaqofalltrade:
Doing the right thing is always important. The accountant messed up big time. I doubt they would have sacked him for doing the right thing. Even if it happened that way, he would have held his head up high and even use such evidence to get another job fast.

My 2cent
Family › Re: Wife Has Never Put My Pix On Her Dp On My Birthdays Since 10yrs Of Marriage. by Hamachi(f): 2:27pm On Nov 12, 2023
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: JOT by Hamachi(f): 2:27pm On Nov 12, 2023
We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: HR / Payroll Officer

Location: Lekki, Lagos
Employment Type: Full-time
Department: Human Resources Manager

Responsibilities

Recruitment and Onboarding of staff on behalf of clients managed.
Registration & documentation of newly employed personnel
Ensure Personnel have HMO, Pension and ID Cards.
Gather and collate daily, weekly, or monthly timesheets.
Ensure prompt payments of salary to personnel according to SLAs.
Calculate the correct amount incorporating overtime, bonuses, allowances, and deductions.
Ensure that client receives invoices promptly according to SLAs.
Enter new employees’ data (e.g., bank accounts and tax identification numbers) into internal databases.
Answer questions about compensation, benefits, taxes, and other deductions
Prepare and distribute payslips.
Liaising with Pension Fund Administrators (PFA)
Ensure process flow is seamless.
Perform any other functions requested by the Head of HR.
Requirements and Skills

B.Sc. in Accounting, Human Resources, or any relevant field
Minimum of proven 3-5 years’ work experience in Human Resources/Payroll Officer in the Oil & Gas, Maritime industry.
Hands-on experience with HRIS, Accounting software and be proficient in Microsoft Excel.
Customer focus
Time-management skills
Ability to diplomatic and approachable.
Application Closing Date
15th November, 2023.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: recruitment@arionenergyservices.com using the Job Title as the subject of the mail.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Japa backward integration by Hamachi(f): 2:26pm On Nov 12, 2023
Na so
Romance › Re: Heartbreak Share Your Experience by Hamachi(f): 2:26pm On Nov 12, 2023
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Share Your Unemployment Experience by Hamachi(f): 1:18pm On Nov 12, 2023
Eagba:
You're correct.i also have an idea, let the government pass and implement a law that forces government as the biggest spenders, to always spend 80% of their budget on the local economy and let son be serious with their job.

And any company that decide to benefit from government contracts, should also spend 50% of their budget on the local economy.

The resultant effect will be massive, cos money will be flowing around looking for where to land.
After FIRS the bolded is the second most corrupt government agency in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Bayelsa Polls: Protest In Front Of INEC Office Over Alleged Doctored Results by Hamachi(f): 1:14pm On Nov 12, 2023
angry
Family › Re: HELP My Husband Has Become A Domestic Slave by Hamachi(f): 1:11pm On Nov 12, 2023
CSTRR:
Have you met my sister?
She is a catch.

Best graduating student na play?
Their children no fit dull.
Yet she cannot manufacture chalk mtcheeew.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: All Working Class Lets Meet Here And Help Other Unemployed by Hamachi(f): 9:15pm On Nov 11, 2023
Osakwejenniffer@gmail.com
hiring089@outlook.com

Kindly send your mail to the email address if you are a graduate of management/social science
Pay is 200net
Location Apapa & Lekki
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: If You Are Looking For A Job, Let Help You by Hamachi(f): 8:55pm On Nov 11, 2023
Hiring!!

Role: Executive Assistant (Male) to support the Executive Director of Fintech company.

Salary Range: N200k to N250k
Age Range: 27 - 32 years

Location: Lekki Lagos

Role is Fulltime and will require travelling.

- Proven experience as a Personal Assistant/Executive Assistant in a reputable organization (Financial services preferred)
- Proficiency in managing local and international travel arrangements
- Expertise in calendar management
- Project management experience is also important
- Good presentation skill .
- Good communication skill .

Send Applications to: HR@terraswitch.ng
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Tech4mation by Hamachi(f): 8:43pm On Nov 11, 2023
Gloryglow:
I also need information.
How far? How's the place?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: If You Are Looking For A Job, Let Help You by Hamachi(f): 8:33pm On Nov 11, 2023
Hiring: Photographer at Beginners Base

- 4 Openings
Salary: N100,000 - N250,000 monthly.

Locations: Abuja (FCT), Cross River, Port Harcourt - Rivers and Lagos
Employment Type: Contract

Availability: The individual must be available two times a week, preferably on Fridays and Saturdays from 6 PM to 8 PM. (8 Weekends Maximum)

CV and job Portfolio to: admin@beginnersbase.com using "Contract Photographer (Indicate your Location e.g Lagos, Abuja or Portharcourt)" as the subject of the mail.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Telco Account Manager by Hamachi(f): 8:32pm On Nov 11, 2023
Hiring: Photographer at Beginners Base

- 4 Openings
Salary: N100,000 - N250,000 monthly.

Locations: Abuja (FCT), Cross River, Port Harcourt - Rivers and Lagos
Employment Type: Contract

Availability: The individual must be available two times a week, preferably on Fridays and Saturdays from 6 PM to 8 PM. (8 Weekends Maximum)

CV and job Portfolio to: admin@beginnersbase.com using "Contract Photographer (Indicate your Location e.g Lagos, Abuja or Portharcourt)" as the subject of the mail.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Customer Service Representative by Hamachi(f): 8:27pm On Nov 11, 2023
euniceukonu:
A logistics company in computer Village Ikeja lagos state is looking for a Male/Female customer service officer.

Singles preferably and must be in living in Ikeja, Egbeda, Iyana Ipaja, Just close by to quickly access the office.

Interested candidates should kindly forward their cv to paspy2049@yahoo.com
Good evening Eunice, what happened to the previous person?
TV/Movies › Re: Cybervilla Launches Cyberstick by Hamachi(f):
Here's my review

There are a lot of apps that provide video content for free,subscription itself is only required for paid apps like netflix, showmax,
They have delivery services. I love it!
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Hamachi(f): 3:03pm On Nov 11, 2023
All About Day Trading

Day trading is a popular trading strategy in the markets where traders aim to profit from short-term price movements within a single trading day. It involves buying and selling financial instruments, such as stocks, currencies, commodities, or cryptocurrencies, within the same trading day, with the goal of capitalizing on price volatility.

Here are some key aspects of day trading:

1. Short-Term Trading: Day traders open and close positions within the same trading day, and they rarely hold positions overnight. This approach is in contrast to swing trading or long-term investing.

2. Capital Requirements: Day traders typically need sufficient capital to trade comfortably, as they aim to take advantage of small price movements. This means having enough funds to cover potential losses and meet margin requirements.

3. Technical Analysis: Day traders often rely on technical analysis to make trading decisions. They use charts, indicators, and patterns to identify potential entry and exit points.

4. Volatility: Day traders seek out assets that exhibit significant price volatility, as these fluctuations provide opportunities for quick profits. Highly liquid assets are also preferred to ensure smooth order execution.

5. Risk Management: Effective risk management is crucial for day traders. This includes setting stop-loss orders to limit potential losses and using proper position sizing.

6. Trading Strategies: Day traders employ various trading strategies, such as scalping, momentum trading, breakout trading, and mean-reversion trading. Each strategy has its own set of rules and objectives.

7. Market Monitoring: Day traders need to closely monitor the markets during trading hours. They often use real-time news, level II quotes, and trading platforms to make informed decisions.

8. Psychological Discipline: Day trading can be emotionally taxing, as traders face the pressure of making quick decisions and managing the stress of financial risk. Maintaining discipline and emotional control is vital.

9. Regulations: Day trading is subject to regulatory rules, including pattern day trading rules in the United States that require traders to maintain a minimum account balance if they make more than a certain number of day trades in a rolling five-day period.

10. Tax Considerations: Tax implications can be significant for day traders, as short-term capital gains are typically taxed at a higher rate than long-term gains. Traders should be aware of tax laws in their jurisdiction.

11. Education and Practice: Novice day traders are encouraged to undergo education and practice on demo accounts before risking real capital. This helps build skills and gain experience without financial risk.

12. Record-Keeping: Maintaining detailed records of trades is important for assessing performance and tax reporting.

It's important to note that day trading is not suitable for everyone. It requires a solid understanding of the markets, a disciplined approach, access to real-time data, and sufficient capital. Many day traders experience both wins and losses, and it can be financially risky.

Additionally, it's recommended to research and understand the risks and potential rewards before engaging in day trading, and some traders may consider seeking advice or mentorship to improve their trading skills.
Phones › Re: MTN Apologises For Glitch, Customer's Debts To Be Restored. by Hamachi(f): 2:59pm On Nov 11, 2023
Google connektbroadband their network is very FAST. Ditch MTN and thank me later
Family › Re: HELP My Husband Has Become A Domestic Slave by Hamachi(f): 2:57pm On Nov 11, 2023
shocked
luminouz:
Na juju na
Family › Re: HELP My Husband Has Become A Domestic Slave by Hamachi(f): 2:54pm On Nov 11, 2023
shocked
CSTRR:
Sounds like my brother-in-law.

And my sister dey show am pepper.

I pity the guy sometimes.
You sure say na clear eye abi something follow am.
Nairaland General › Re: What Are Common Scams In Nigeria? by Hamachi(f): 9:54am On Nov 11, 2023
1. Someone will call you claiming is from xyz bank and you should send your ATM pin
2. Someone will send a sms to you claiming you have won 5m
3. Once you enter a bus and they start talking about a man that's from Liberia and wants to change money baba nla scam
4. You visit a computer village/Alaba and you want to buy iphone 15/SmartTV for 32k, just know you will be given fufu in place of iphone/TV
5. You are in the market and you some people playing table tennis and say bros abeg if the egg touch the net and bounce back na wetin be that, and they show you wades of cash
6. You go to change money from unauthorized people, they would give you fake $
7. You are in the market (idumota) and you see people playing, scratch and win its pure scam
Family › Re: HELP My Husband Has Become A Domestic Slave by Hamachi(f): 9:41am On Nov 11, 2023
Economics 101
Newborn27:
Human needs are truly insatiable!

Do you call this a problem to worry about too?

"Bo se n se epo ...bee ko lo se n se ora!"
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Are They More Ruthlessly Efficient Than Their Nigerian Business Executives? by Hamachi(op): 5:38pm On Nov 10, 2023
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Gbengageorge:
The worst part of being a Nigerian is that they even instill in babies to be dishonest. Go to the senate houses, even the president can not be trusted with the country's treasuries. May God help Nigeria.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Tech Journey by Hamachi(f): 5:37pm On Nov 10, 2023
Urgent Recruitment!!!

A wellness centre is looking to hire a social media manager/ content creator

Must develop and implement strategic plans to enhance brand presence, engage with the target audience, and drive growth across various social media platforms.

Minimum 2–3 years of experience in core background roles

Location: Lekki Phase 1
Remuneration: N150,000 net
Work Schedule: Hybrid, 4 times a week
Proximity to the location is very important!!!

Interested candidates should forward their CVs and portfolio to hr@thedewcentre.com
Travel › Re: Nigerians In Other African Countries, How Is Life? by Hamachi(f): 2:00pm On Nov 10, 2023
undecided
planetx:
You are talking about something you have no clue or personal experience about, just hearsay.
What makes you think I don't have personal experience
Travel › Re: Nigerians In Other African Countries, How Is Life? by Hamachi(f): 2:00pm On Nov 10, 2023
Oluwomonext212:
Hmmmm … is not easy, May God bless her
Amen.
Travel › Re: Nigerians In Other African Countries, How Is Life? by Hamachi(f): 1:59pm On Nov 10, 2023
Nwaiyoo:
If Nigeria is cheaper he can settle here.
Nigeria is sin country as long as you have cash anything and everything can happen.
Travel › Re: Nigerians In Other African Countries, How Is Life? by Hamachi(f): 1:58pm On Nov 10, 2023
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aysnoopy:
Bonjour
Please, I'll like to ask you some questions about Benin Republic. I needed a good information about the country and I'll appreciate if you can give me your number or email
I'll try to DM u on Nairaland as well
Career › Re: Unpaid Gratuity by Hamachi(f): 1:56pm On Nov 10, 2023
ManRogosa:
A lot of people have been talking about this bank.
A trial will convince you.
Travel › Re: Nigerians In Other African Countries, How Is Life? by Hamachi(f): 1:19pm On Nov 04, 2023
Tijani009:
I am serving in burgu local govt of niger state nigeria, just a three hours ride to benin republic, less than #5000 for transport fair, what kind of small scale business can on start up, and are there job oppotunities too, like i could relocate if i can get a decent job
Can you speak French?
Travel › Re: Nigerians In Other African Countries, How Is Life? by Hamachi(f): 12:21pm On Nov 04, 2023
Tijani009:
Share your reasons please
I can confidently say that the crime rate here is considerably low. Not so high development but good maintenance culture for the existing infrastructures. Good electricity and water supply, makes life a lot easier. Now for you as a young adult, you are open to many study opportunities as there are numerous private universities and higher institutions of learning with lenient entry requirements.

You can also easily start something good for yourself as new ideas and innovations are favorably welcome by the general public. The cost of living here is also low compared to other neighboring countries (Ghana and Nigeria) so getting a good life here isn’t a decade’s journey. But you may have to battle with the language aspect if you are not a “francophonie” or don’t have a basic knowledge of french language which is the official language here. You can however easily learn at the numerous language centers and also from the environment.
Bonne chance!
Travel › Re: Nigerians In Other African Countries, How Is Life? by Hamachi(f): 12:17pm On Nov 04, 2023
Oluwomonext212:
Help you pay what ?? Only a kind hearted person will give you a two weeks shelter with nothing in returns. Abroad not for the faint heart, you work everyday to eat and pay bills and save. No short cut, ur get what u work and pay what u use. But las las u go dey alright. Like you said, naija is cheap but yet not easy looking at masses income cry cry cry
Unlike Nigeria, my Aunt who is there works two jobs and take off only on Mondays.
Travel › Re: Nigerians In Other African Countries, How Is Life? by Hamachi(f): 12:14pm On Nov 04, 2023
For a foreigner they would be alot happier because they won't see the dark side but only the beaches,Hotels and The Nile, There are some factors for egypt to become a hard place as listed below:

-Everything is over-priced.
-Democracy is at it's lowest as you can say.
-The buildings and living places are in bad places and not officialy planned, it is changing now but will take alot.
-The egyptians themselves have bad traits in them like throwing trash and spitting on the streets and most of them do not follow an Etiquette.
-Rich people are always the top, a middle class family is treated like the poor one.
-Searching for a job nowdays with a good salary is like searching for a ring in the ocean.
-The new generation is becoming uneducated because of the lack of great educational systems.
-You can get easily jailed for complaining about political topics.
Many don't like the president and few love him so it makes the country unbalanced.
There are many other factors but those are the main noticable things about living in egypt. (This writer wrote this 5years ago)
LegitDiva:
Why would I go back to pharaohhuh
Egyptian capital, Cairo, I have also lived in 5 different cities in 5 different continents, I can tell you that it’s unlike any place you have lived in and will probably ever live in. It’s beautiful, chaotic, mystifying and haphazard all at the same time.

As a foreigner, your experience in Egypt will really depend on where you come from. As much as I hate to admit it, the majority of Egyptians are to an extent weary of foreigners even though Egypt is historically a touristic country. That being said, Egyptians will almost always welcome ‘white’ foreigners with open arms as it is a stigma in the Egyptian culture that tourists from developed countries bring along sufficient funds to pump cashflow into the country’s economy. Your experience will also greatly depend on your gender, as it is much easier to navigate Egypt as a male than it is do as a female.
Another major factor that you’d also want to take into consideration is where in Egypt you want to go, since Egypt is a relatively large country where each city demands a different lifestyle. If you relocate to Cairo, you will find that it looks similar to many capitals in the developing world, with affluent high-rise building overshadowing impoverished slums. If you move to one of the coastal cities though, like Sharm Al Sheikh or Dahab, you would find much less urban development and much more lavish resorts and mesmerizing scenery.

The best advice that I can give you is to make friends fast, since it’s so much easier to explore Egypt when you’re accompanied by locals and that’s because most of the true Egyptian beauty lies way off the beaten track. The one undisputed upside though is that Egypt is ridiculously cheap compared to other major destinations around the world, especially if your local currency is a valuable one (i.e USD, GBP, EUR, AUD, CAD, etc.). For instance, $100 USD translates to 1,680 Egyptian Pounds as of May 2019, which is well above the prevalent monthly minimum wage in Egypt. By all measures, you can live a very comfortable life in Egypt as a single traveler on $500 USD per month.

The one thing that you need to be vigilant about is to try and minimize your interactions with government representatives or Egyptian police as much as possible, as the bureaucracy could be soul crushing to the untrained.

But besides all that, as long as you remain vigilant and manage your expectations, you’re possibly going to have the best time of your life, if only for a short time.

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