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Family › Re: The Year Is Gradually Coming To An End. What Is Your Achievement? by Hamachi(f): 10:54pm On Nov 21, 2023
ojonugway:
First, I want to acknowledge my wife and daughter, they both made this year more bearable
I was able to take one of the wildest risk in the bid to chase my dreams.
It worked out to some extent at first, I made my first multiple millions this year, within the later part of the year, I lost 80% of my accumulated wealth already... Which pushed me into depression for a month and a half but I'm walking my way back to the top now... This year was alround the best for me and my family so far
But I'm thankful to God that my standard of living is increased highly and I'm able to take on more family responsibilities.
Life's been good and living it as a risk taker makes it more intriguing.
wink
Family › Re: The Year Is Gradually Coming To An End. What Is Your Achievement? by Hamachi(f): 10:54pm On Nov 21, 2023
Op80:
i japa. i had wasted my life enough in Nigeria
To which country & how much did you spend in total?
Family › Re: The Year Is Gradually Coming To An End. What Is Your Achievement? by Hamachi(f): 10:52pm On Nov 21, 2023
mattsejuro:
Humm plenty things happened this year for me.

I had a new certification in aviation.

I survived plane crash.

I lost my upwork account of huge earnings.

Now, I dey find aviation job.

In all, we thank God
Which section in aviation?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(op): 10:37pm On Nov 21, 2023
I am looking for a young analytical graduate to perform an HR officer role. Someone that is ready to learn. The role is for a operations and maintenance company situated in Alausa Ikeja.

N120k gross for start and if the candidate proves competent, there is room for growth.

Kindly send me any CVs to my mail dianalabiyi@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Share Your Experiences Working In A Private Company In Nigeria" by Hamachi(f): 10:36pm On Nov 21, 2023
obonujoker:
Lol.... Happenings dey o
it's not funny
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Registered Nurse In Search Of A Job Opening. by Hamachi(f): 10:33pm On Nov 21, 2023
adroitvezy:
I'm a freshly graduated registered male nurse with excellent clinical strength, knowledge and technical skills. I formed about multidisciplinary cooperation, EMR charting, and with an additional certification on integrated management of childhood illnesses (IMCI).
I'm willing to work in Lagos, Akure and Benin axis provided there is accommodation and a good remuneration.
My email is adroitveezy@gmail.com
Hiring: Nurse (RN RM) at Finnih Medical Centre

Location: Ikeja, Lagos
Employment Type: Full-time

Candidates should possess RN, RM qualifications with 2 - 3 years relevant work experience.
Excellent communication skills

CV to: hr@finnihmedicalcentre.com
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(op): 10:32pm On Nov 21, 2023
Hiring: Nurse (RN RM) at Finnih Medical Centre

Location: Ikeja, Lagos
Employment Type: Full-time

Candidates should possess RN, RM qualifications with 2 - 3 years relevant work experience.
Excellent communication skills

CV to: hr@finnihmedicalcentre.com
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(op): 10:32pm On Nov 21, 2023
Hiring: Email Copywriter at Drop Studio

Location: Lagos
Employment Type: Full-time

Demonstrable experience in copywriting, preferably in B2B email marketing.
Exceptional writing and editing skills with a keen eye for detail.

CV and Cover Letter to: hello@drop.studio
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: On Fuel Subsidy HR Practitioners by Hamachi(op): 10:31pm On Nov 21, 2023
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Vacancies by Hamachi(f): 10:30pm On Nov 21, 2023
Hiring: Finance Analyst at MDS Logistics Limited

Location: Abia

Candidates should possess a B.Sc or HND in any relevant discipline.

CV to: goguntuase@mdslogistics.net using the Job Title as the subject of the mail.
Travel › Re: Canada Looks Like Isolation Camp - Nigerian Man Who Relocated To Canada Laments by Hamachi(f): 10:23pm On Nov 21, 2023
Nuzo1:
He’s a liar then.

If he’s complaining about the harsh cold weather or maybe the “tasteless’ food, I could give him a little pass. But expecting to meet a bunch of noisy and violent dudes playing monkey post football in the streets of a sane environment is not a culture shock. It’s stupidity.

Even in Nigeria, he can’t have that stupid luxury in some neighborhoods. It’s not culture shock in some of these Nigerian neighborhoods but all of a sudden, it’s culture shock as soon as he lands in Canada.

That was how I met one Lagos boy outside the country some years back and he was seriously lamenting on how he misses the chaotic Lagos over a very orderly environment. I just left him abruptly. I never talked to him again until I left the city. Rolling with those kinds of people will put you in trouble over there. Before you know, he will convince you to join him in setting up a monkey post in the middle of the street.

Look, their major problem is that they don’t have anyone to oppress over there.
grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Do Freelancers Pay Tax? by Hamachi(f): 10:21pm On Nov 21, 2023
wink
anu3:
Yeah sis... Thanks for your reaching out.

An online employer once told me a tax number was a major requirement before I could start working with her, so I had to go and register and get TIN. Later turned the offer down due to some reasons.

I wouldn't have bothered at all, but you know I got strictly changed after secondary school about 13 years ago—of which I almost passed away.

So, owing to God's command I've embraced taxing whether I like it or not. They told me back then that I would have come by the end of the year as it's once in a year.

I think I'll still to go and ask them for clarifications...
Link me up with this your remote work na, make I dey like you too na
Family › Re: The Year Is Gradually Coming To An End. What Is Your Achievement? by Hamachi(f): 10:17pm On Nov 21, 2023

I'm grateful for life,mental health ( if you are in Nigeria and you still have good mental health) you owe God gratitude because you have to live ,work and move around frustrated,bitter,toxic,slimy,crafty and crazy people everyday.you need extra ordinary dose of patience to maintain your mental health amidst abnormal and semi normal people

I am grateful that God gave me good physical health. I am not at the mercy of any spiteful doctor that will behaving like he has the power of life and death

For food to eat and appetite to eat it,thank you.its God's endless mercy and grace

That I have a job and I'm not dependent on anybody before I can eat or pay my bills,that God didn't allow man to siregun in my life i.e if not for me, you won't be where you are thank God he didn't give anybody that justification

That I have a roof over my head. I acknowledge you jesus.thank you holy spirit. Temitope!! If you have a house and you don't have to receive insults before you can sleep you don't know what God has done for you. You can sleep, rest and eat in any part of your house.baba mi ose. Opeye Jesu

That I go to work and come back everyday on the road with psychotic and sociopaths driving on the road, thank you for keeping my journey everyday I go out and come in
Gbope olore

That God disappointed the devices of the crafty that they couldn't perform their wicked enterprise, hallelujah jesus.im grateful

For giving me empathetic and loving parents, for not allowing me to come to the world through irresponsible parents, thank you jesus, for giving me parents that didn't push me at a very vulnerable age to do househelp or go and live in any uncles house.you provided them with the resources to father and mother me and you put your love in their heart for me,thank you

For not giving me new generation parents that are totally self seeking and thoughtless, that don't think critically and careless about their kids when making decisions,thank you


For not giving me parasites, entitled men and women and leeches as siblings,thank you jesus.if you have entitled and ungrateful or envious siblings, you will know how to thank God when you have siblings who know how to love and respect space

Despite all the challenges in Nigeria, I was able to get a job + two remote jobs, a landed property & a car. Jesu e seun, daalu, Nagode
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Do Freelancers Pay Tax? by Hamachi(f): 8:09am On Nov 19, 2023
anu3:
Hello, please could anyone with experience tell me how to full my duties to the government in terms of tax. I've never done it before.

And would I calculate it in dollars or naira; if dollars, will it be in official rate or parallel market rate.

If you know what's right, please let me know.

Thanks.
Dear Anu,
The tax you talk about is it for the foreign country or the Nigeria government, if it's the former don't bother as it probably must have been taken care of, however of it for the latter, remain anonymous except your business is registered.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Share Your Experiences Working In A Private Company In Nigeria" by Hamachi(f): 8:02am On Nov 19, 2023
Most QSR jobs are tedious and stressful.

In Nigeria, they have association (AFCON) just like Private schools so if you leaving one QSR to another the pay difference is not much.

Use Social media to check the reviews from previous staff.

However, I did not enjoy my stay at the company due to hectic and stressful work environment, I resigned May 2022, although the pay is high but debit will reduce the pay at the end of the month.

There is no room for growth and no job security. A typical day at work is filled with tension because you are afraid to make mistake knowing fully well that you will pay for any mistake and some mistakes lead to dismissal even when they know that it wasn't intentional. No HMO, you go for maternity leave after 2 year

The owners of the organization are lovely people but the management staff are not but later found out that the owners are actually the ones behind the demonic managers.

If it a teaching job, welcome to modern slavery especially if it's a school in trenches.

As regards bank work, it depends on the bank plus it very stressful especially if you are not at the HQ

For Manufacturing, run from Asians or Indian owned because it a sweat shop, you work like jaki, the pay is poor, you could get fired, no job security, no HMO, no benefits just your salary. Some Nigeria who own manufacturing companies are devil incarnate especially one at that hostel b/stop in Ikotun. However, the handlers of the manufacturing firms most atimes are the ones that do the devilish act

Trading (buying & selling), depends on the person who owns the company but with my little time in the company, damnit I suffer sha, you go work like say work no dey finish, just few of them have good benefits others are all about the profit.


FMCG, hmmmm I don't want to mention name but, work dey sha plus some of the Indians there have turned our ladies into something else.


Consulting, hmmmm, it was actually a training ground or you use them as a stepping stone to greater things, just ignore the insults and learn as much as you can.

Hotels, lounge & Clubs, if you are not careful 😉 you can from there enter street because you will see things you haven't seen before and be wondering are we actually the most prayerful country in the world. 1.5% of the owners of hotels are saint because the less than 3 star 🌟 rating onwers are womaniser and drink heavily. Some will openly ask you out, their friends and family members would be hitting on you.

Government work, it the best place to work, bribery is the order of the day, even your oga has certain % you remit to him, you can even do back door 🚪 runs without the knowledge of your boss e.g the judiciary.
In addition, you can come to work anytime you feel like a case in study is Nigerian lecturer, they sell hand out with reckless abandone, cancel class if they don't feel like coming, grades are sold to the highest bidder, the class rep must sell a certain amount of his text but to even get a "grin" grade otherwise he fails the course.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Share Your Experiences Working In A Private Company In Nigeria" by Hamachi(f): 7:45am On Nov 19, 2023
Dubetex96:
who can help me set up a LinkedIn profile m
I can
Food › Re: Cheapest Substitute For Rice by Hamachi(f): 7:43am On Nov 19, 2023
GYBABA:
I don't understand why one spaghetti is on its way to 1k. Just one for crying out loud. My tired is tired
Welcome to Tinubunomics
Travel › Re: The Only Type Of Nigerian Who Will Enjoy The Japa Lifestyle Of The West by Hamachi(f): 7:42am On Nov 19, 2023
sukkot:
lol. on many jobs In naija if you are not cutting corners they try to get you fired because that means you are the weak link who can spoil everything for them. It’s like when they employ those righteous people in government jobs they always get frustrated out of the position
Na true o!
Politics › Re: Fuel Price May Fall As Petrol Vessels Berth At Port by Hamachi(f): 7:39am On Nov 19, 2023
E no dey fall anything make una shut up.
Travel › Re: The Only Type Of Nigerian Who Will Enjoy The Japa Lifestyle Of The West by Hamachi(f): 10:20pm On Nov 18, 2023
Name: Madubuike Happiness
Mobile: 07034560701
Email: hapyamilli@gmail.com
sukkot:
speak for yourself , nigerians are known for cutting corners. if they are so hardworking why is nigeria a shithole ? lol. stop cappin bro
Cutting corners is more like a must in Nigeria and if you ain't doing it like you are lagging behind.
Travel › Re: The Only Type Of Nigerian Who Will Enjoy The Japa Lifestyle Of The West by Hamachi(f): 10:17pm On Nov 18, 2023
Gadafii:
An average Nigerian is hard working stop cappin

Working from 9-5 here in Nigeria and gettting paid paltry 80-100k monthly is not compared to how much you get when you work same hours over there where you are likely to be paid between 18-25$ per hour minimum

Some Nigerians work two to three shifts because they know how much they will make from both jobs so don’t come here and be saying Nigerians like awoof

Na genZ spoil everything pata pata, they don’t want to work or go to school or even learn a craft but rather be online doing TikTok challenge and uploading mara pupo dance 💃 🕺

I know of a boy who recently left Nigeria for UK, his dad has been there for years, he was a big time yahoo boy and owns a Lexus car, his dad was able to get him a job and he led last month

Nigerians know how to work hard and party harder that’s just it
He actually said the truth and you know the truth is bitter. An average Nigerian with no experience would want you to pay him 250k because his simply a graduate angry
Travel › Re: The Only Type Of Nigerian Who Will Enjoy The Japa Lifestyle Of The West by Hamachi(f): 10:15pm On Nov 18, 2023
sukkot:
nothing like working smart in the uk. If they require you to wipe oyinbo yansh for 12 hours you will spend all 12 hours wiping yansh
Basically, you work for every penny.
Travel › Re: The Only Type Of Nigerian Who Will Enjoy The Japa Lifestyle Of The West by Hamachi(f): 10:10pm On Nov 18, 2023
Bliss62:
cool


Well from my own experience oo, Nigerians or Japarians are hardworking and not lazy

Pakistani, Indian, Lebanese, Arab, comiunity would gather together to socialize, help themselves, intermarry, network

Nigerian neighbors won't even great themselves

One time our philipino HR back then needed, workers, overseas ... see as Pakistani, Indian were submiting CV for there people, we Nigerians submit nada, no help, we still dey survive



.
it's even worst back in Nigeria.
Travel › Re: Drivers Lament As They Spend Days On Nsukka/Enugu Expressway (Video) by Hamachi(f): 10:03pm On Nov 18, 2023
Supremos:
Dear Mods, let's escalate this issue and get relevant authorities to do something about this issue.

SE road is terrible.
This road has never been this bad
Food › Re: Cheapest Substitute For Rice by Hamachi(f): 10:01pm On Nov 18, 2023
Jasonekah98:
Sand🤷
Werey leleyi sha grin
Food › Re: Cheapest Substitute For Rice by Hamachi(f): 10:01pm On Nov 18, 2023
nomolos92:
Nigerian or foreign rice?
Solo, na foreign rice she dey sell.
Travel › Re: Canada Looks Like Isolation Camp - Nigerian Man Who Relocated To Canada Laments by Hamachi(f): 9:58pm On Nov 18, 2023
There's usually the cultural, environmental and physical shock
Nuzo1:
In Canada?
How many supermarket and school shootings have you heard happened in Canada especially when compared to Boko, iswap, ipob, Fulani and police shootings in Nigeria? Compare the numbers and tell us who has more mental illness over the other?

This particular lifestyle the op is complaining about is what most Nigerians pray for in this Nigeria. Living in a crowded and most times violent neighborhoods but as soon as they make a little money, they move to ‘isolated’ neighborhoods, suburbs and estates ….and be thankful for the upgrade.

But when it comes to Canada where almost everyone lives a life of an average Banana island resident, it becomes a problem.

I guess the major problem our people usually have in situations like the op is that he doesn’t see very poor people living in face me I face you to make himself feel good.

Nobody send their papa.
grin everyone is equal, I recall a Nigerian seeing the prime minister walking on the streets without heavily guarded and she went up to him and did a live video and it trended on socials.
Travel › Re: Canada Looks Like Isolation Camp - Nigerian Man Who Relocated To Canada Laments by Hamachi(f): 9:55pm On Nov 18, 2023
pendragonbladgo:
Instead of you to use that money to go into Agriculture in Nigeria, you are there lamenting


Japa, no country is easy ohhhh
try Beni republic and you see, Japa is sweet
Travel › Re: Canada Looks Like Isolation Camp - Nigerian Man Who Relocated To Canada Laments by Hamachi(f): 9:54pm On Nov 18, 2023
grin You no wan die Tunde!
ednut1:
skydiving is meant to be a one time activity or once in like 5 years. The risk of dying from it is high.
Food › Re: Cheapest Substitute For Rice by Hamachi(f): 9:53pm On Nov 18, 2023
Mayeldah:
Yeah, not in everything though. But we are thriving!
Tell me one thing that's not expensive in Lagos
Travel › Re: Canada Looks Like Isolation Camp - Nigerian Man Who Relocated To Canada Laments by Hamachi(f): 9:51pm On Nov 18, 2023
EleventhWeirdo:
Spoken like a true Canadian! God bless my future Country, Canada. Very soon cheesy
Oga! We are this sh!t together. You go no where
Travel › Re: Canada Looks Like Isolation Camp - Nigerian Man Who Relocated To Canada Laments by Hamachi(f): 9:46pm On Nov 18, 2023
ednut1:
Have you gone to malls, restaurants, stadiums, financial and entertainment districtshuh It’s winter are they supposed to be sleeping on the roadhuh All this clout chaser should rest or come back home
Hey! How's Canada? You ain't skydiving anymore, any reason why you stopped?

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