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[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=621618.msg8149672#msg8149672 date=1303070433]**Just strolling by. . . ** [/quote]Where you dey stroll go?? Come here jor!! You never here say I dey miss you? Abi NIPOST no deliver my letter?

@El, not what you think at all, na one man one vote. Just hoping and praying that translates to a better life for our people. I'm sure you'll say amen to that.

^^ Now I give up,  Didn't know the relationship had gone that far. I don try
Where all of una go now!! I'm gonna be bored when this match is done o
By the way, where's my swthrt??

PDP imposed Oyinlola on the people of Osun in 2007 and he spent about three years before he got hacked. Anyone expecting the same people to vote PDP is just joking. It's obvious a lot of Nigerians are not ready for a better life. No more complains from now.

People of Osun simply said we want a better life. No one can punish them for doing that.

Naija youths are not as bad as they make us look.
They are true heroes,

Happy Sunday people, hope y'all are having a great weekend??

[quote author=gohome link=topic=648034.msg8139936#msg8139936 date=1302949334have you given it to Goodluck already?
][/quote]Fire!! Give what to Badluck?? Done with accreditation and waiting to give it to Ribadu/Adeola in grand style. God punish anybody wey say make we no carry phone go polling unit.

Okay now lets start the weekend this way »»

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three 10 kobo coins to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back.  The boy coughs up 2 of the coins but is still choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at the bar reading a newspaper and drinking a glass of orange juice. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her glass cup down, neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully pulls down his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly,  tighter and tighter!!! After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last of the coins, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've never seen  anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?'  'No', the woman replied, 'I'm with Zenith Bank - Loan recovery department,

Oya I.d any discount??

Cute!! Those kids are definately going to grow up with very strong and sound values.

Haba Yinka that's not fair o. You met him looking very good and left him looking skinny. I no trust you o, oya tell me wetin you do am. Atleast he's been living with the sumo wrestlers before you met him and still looking good. You left him looking like Hleb. Lol

^^Don't worry Yinka, no movement will be done manually, it's all going to be mechanized. There'll be no trace of sumo wrestlers in Shaq's crib when we're done. Lol

Off for accreditation. Going to do it for Naija, going to do it for Ribadu, going to do it for better power supply, going to do it to stop our foreign reserves from reaching zero due to massive stealing by the PDP government. I have my phone live n direct. Baba God punish anyone IGP wey say make I no hold phone,

^^ Say Amen to the prayer if you can. If you can't vote any of the two parties I stated then take your ballot paper home,  Fools that want to keep a variable constant and are still expecting change in the final outcome. Pathetic!!

Election day! make una see prayer points o! If you can say Amen to any of these prayers please go to the polls and vote for PDP:
1. May your lives and businesses be run exactly the same way the PDP has been running Nigeria for the past 12 years.
2. May your life be as bright as PDP has lit Nigeria with electricity.
3. May your journey in life be as smooth as the interstate roads in Nigeria.
4. May your home be as organised and as beautiful as Murtala Mohammed Airport.
5. May your life savings be managed as PDP has managed Nigeria's foreign reserve.
6. May your family experience the peace and love that the people of Jos have experienced in 4 years.
7. May your children's education and working career reflect the standard of education in Nigeria.
If you were able to say Amen to just one please feel free to vote PDP on Saturday. If not, then you have the power to give CPC/ACN a chance to correct all these defects of PDP.
Let us vote wisely. Its not only about a personality. Let us think and ask ourselves this question: "is it proper that the party that brought us to this mess be the same party to lead us into the future?" Think Nigerians, think.

Election day! make una see prayer points o!                          If you can say Amen to any of these prayers please go to the polls and vote for PDP:
1. May your lives and businesses be run exactly the same way the PDP has been running Nigeria for the past 12 years.
2. May your life be as bright as PDP has lit Nigeria with electricity.
3. May your journey in life be as smooth as the interstate roads in Nigeria.
4. May your home be as organised and as beautiful as Murtala Mohammed Airport.
5. May your life savings be managed as PDP has managed Nigeria's foreign reserve.
6. May your family experience the peace and love that the people of Jos have experienced in 4 years.
7. May your children's education and working career reflect the standard of education in Nigeria.
If you were able to say Amen to just one please feel free to vote PDP on Saturday. If not, then you have the power to give CPC/ACN a chance to correct all these defects of PDP.
Let us vote wisely. Its not only about a personality. Let us think and ask ourselves this question: "is it proper that the party that brought us to this mess be the same party to lead us into the future?" Think Nigerians, think.

^^Hahaha!! El nothing do us. Operation win Yinka back. Lol

^^I dey laugh o, Tinubu style man. You obviously have forgotten that heavy duty machineries can help in moving the sumo wrestlers. You never hear of excavator before?? We go uproot Shaq Sumo wrestlers just to get Yinka back,

Idowuogbo:
hey babe wassup, pele work stressed u she
well i can see u crave for energy. i would perform accunputure on u dat shud uplift u a bit ndo

Thanks I.d, Trust you anyday. Lol.
a jor lepo ni weekend yi ni. We are here to enjoy everything the spa has to offer. Just draw up a pampering plan for me and my swthrt.
@Ney Ki lon happen??
@El, Tell me there's nothing between you and yinka o, cos we are already making plans to get Shaq's sumo wrestlers out. Na the condition wey she give us be that and we go soon meet up.

Mehn, see body pain abeg. If every week be like this one ehn; man for don die o. I.d come do your magic abeg.

ACN and CPC - Yes

PDP and Goodluck - No

Minister in her husband's father's house. For the record, that's the end of Obasanjo family in Nigeria. We've got 150 million people for God's sake.

bababuff:
This is the deal:

South West will vote for GEJ for president, and GEJ ensures no rigging from his PDP "rascals" in the South West.
ACN wins all governorship seats in South West.

Too late if I must say. GEJ can't do otherwise at this point, he doesn't have the balls to beg JEGA to rig anywhere in the southwest and Nigeria as a whole. Meaning ACN does not need GEJ to win the governorship elections in the south west. With or without GEJ, ACN is bound to sweep the governorship elections in the South west.

^^ Wrong!! Completely wrong. The core of ACN is not the north. The results of NA elections on saturday shows that ACN's support base is not in the north at all not withstanding where their presidential candidate is from. PDP has failed and thats why it losing and will continue to loss.

I really don't see rascals coming to terms with GEJ if there was ever such a meeting. ACN is a party of performers not deceitful men like PDP members.
Fashola 2015, God help us.

^^ True talk. PDP can never be trusted. (APGA)Anambra is a typical example of what endorsing a PDP candidate can do to a party.

PDP can't be trusted. Meaning no PDP candidate deserves our vote. 12years with no meaningful improvement in the lives of the average Nigerian, why should anyone trust a PDP candidate.

shakara4u:
hmmmmm

and I.D brings hamid back for Efe


u sure a badosky, more customers for u

Shaq bro, Werin dey?? Didn't leave my Efe o, She's very understanding.

Yinka!!! Can't you see my bro Shaq still loves you?? Why you come dey form now??

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff] Efemena See as your mouth dey run like stopwatch!

your man is a man, a man is a man, man was man - Mtcheww

No be this same Hamid wey i dey watch for BBC now, that was caught up wiv for allegedly trying to drive in a bomb truck into a Polling Station in Sokoto Nigeria

And stop calin me Vicks, i dont want to uphold past 18 rated clips traits u performed wiv ma bro Failure to do so, i might be tempted to call my Lawyer [/color]

Me Drive a bomb into a polling station in sokoto huh?? Abeg o!!! El how far will you go to mislead my swthrt??

Still have plenty prosperous years ahead wiv my swthrt o.

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=621618.msg8096800#msg8096800 date=1302469166]me nko??  

you nor wan help me find my Hamid?

abeg tell ma swthrt I dey find am now[/quote]Efeeeee, Missed you so much, we'll make up for it sha.

Saw that you were trying to practice conflict resolution, next time no go near them before dem break bottle o. Don't want anything to touch that

your beautiful skin o.

Idowuogbo:
cupcake hamid can neva leaveth u o, u are his eclipse of d sun , without u he wil perfuka na
hes away to berra both of your future , he left me a suprise for u sha he booked u a spa for d wekend , make sure u ready for d pampering sweerie

Thanks I.d, You are a good friend. Mama ni yen!! Jor fi Bobo yen le,

^^No o, Forget that guy boy abeg. Wassup El,, werin dey