Politics › Re: Nigeria Wins Bid To Manage Belarus’s Satellite For 15 Years by Hanibal(m): 10:58pm On Dec 30, 2015 |
slimzypink: i am just hearing belarus is a country..does that make me dumb? YES  very |
Sports › Re: Nigeria U-20 Goalkeeper Olorunleke Ojo Did Introduction With Ojo Tosin by Hanibal(m): 2:30pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
So this Bros is trying to tell us he is getting married at 20, in this 9ja wey we dey so... Chaii  |
Politics › Re: Meaning Of The Arabic Word On Nigerian Army Logo by Hanibal(m): 8:29am On Dec 13, 2015 |
imhotep: The maga forgot that Military is also part of Civil Service.  Mr oga Military is not "civil" service.. Military is what it is.. A "force" not a "civil" organization Civil service is for civilians. |
Education › Re: OAU MBA Program 2015/2016 by Hanibal(m): 4:06pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
When you have information on it please quote me, I'm also interested |
Politics › Re: Petrol Price Is Now 74 Naira Per Litre? by Hanibal(m): 7:03am On Oct 12, 2015 |
Bolade005: I can't confirm the authenticity now but a friend told me Petrol was sold at 50naira at one of the NNPC stations.
It's good there is an impending downward review in the price of petroleum and I hope with this our wailing brothers would admit this is indeed Change.
I think credit should go to GEJ though IF true.  I pity you o.. Seat back relax and watch nairalanders bring bombs to your house. You will learn today, that the word 'sarcasm' isn't in their dictionary. |
Politics › Re: Petrol Price Is Now 74 Naira Per Litre? by Hanibal(m): 6:59am On Oct 12, 2015 |
teadrake: It is so unfortunate that a citizen of this country could spelt this kinda trash. Where were you when Fuel was sold at N200-300 per liter during GEJ era? Only a fool will ascribe this kind of positive development to GEJ failed transformation agenda.Better wake up from your slumber before is too late you obviously don't understand the meaning of sarcasm |
Politics › Re: Jega’s Brother Justice A.A. Jega Who Died In Hajj Stampede (Photo) by Hanibal(m): 5:53pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
This is what I call free launch! I'm on front page, dancing #shoki
RIP to the dead |
Sports › Re: Kelechi Iheanacho Misses Out Of Manchester City’s UEFA Champions Leagues Squad by Hanibal(m): 6:48am On Sep 04, 2015 |
Oga op, the boy is U21... He can be drafted to play at any time according to champions League rules. Adding him to the official squad list will be a waste of slot. Stop trying to be a harbinger of bad** Belle** Get facts before creating topics  |
Literature › Re: The Day The Clouds Turned Red (crime Story) by Hanibal(m): 11:04am On Aug 29, 2015 |
The construction is poor |
Sports › Re: Vincent Enyeama Shares Domestic Picture by Hanibal(m): 8:20pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
SFSNIPER: Wats with the gloves when he's bare footed? He is a goal keeper... #pure instincts |
Education › Re: The Cult Pursuit, A Story Of An OAU Student Who Falls Into The Hands Of Cultists by Hanibal(m): 6:31pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
Op ure a liar.... abeg do not tarnish the image of my school... department of communication art doesnt exist in OAU. and the present oau doesnt tolerate cultism. |
Sports › Re: Caf U23 Championship Qualifier :Nigeria 0 Vs Congo 0 (Live) by Hanibal(m): 5:49pm On Aug 02, 2015 |
If there is any lady I can send a pm to on nairaland ...its safarigirl.
Its just that .... I don't do PMs
But lady.... I love your brains.
#duff my hat# |
Sports › Re: Caf U23 Championship Qualifier :Nigeria 0 Vs Congo 0 (Live) by Hanibal(m): 4:57pm On Aug 02, 2015 |
our national u23 team is playing... and nairaland mods do not think it is worthy of front page. and Arsenal vs Chelsea is on frontpage  |
Politics › Re: List Of People EFCC Have Invited For Questioning Since Buhari Became President by Hanibal(m): 3:43pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
Thank God dey are mostly northerners
else the wailing wailers would have been shouting "northern agenda" |
Celebrities › Re: Asa Visits Don Jazzy, Korede Bello At Marvin Studio by Hanibal(m): 8:59pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Hey... Asa na God I take beg you. Dont join them to sing Doro nonsense and all those marvin papangolo music o. If you do ure definitely going to break our hearts.. I mean your fans that appreciate music and detest beautiful noise. |
Romance › Re: Photo: When Will Some Guys Stop Doing This by Hanibal(m): 6:24pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
coldHeat: Some males think with their heads, others on their feet, others somehow have a brain nested within the complex nerve endings in their copulatory organ which they task to make decisions.
The latter, being able to attain such a rare, unnatural feat, transmit synaptic commands to their appendages blessed with ball and socket joints, which, like the hench men of an well structured but esoteric mafia, carry out their Don's will with an obedience that is worthy to be envied, twice blind and filled to 'divide-overflow' with a sense that knows neither itself nor the fear that comes to its birthday feast already betrothed to sanity.
If we must assume with no caution the presumption that the "like clickers" on the lady's post are these males, then we can also carelessly deduce that their third and middle leg which only rises when gorged with blood and a lust to empathize with the sensual machinations of a brain long infested with erotic scenes compliant with the laws of physics (friction & lubrication) and reproductive biology, has staged a temporary coup d'etat, assuming control of the ARMed forces of their organic, interactive, physical construct.
The result: an organ specifically designed for excretion and reproduction (which amongst all animals with the exception of humans and dolphins is active only once a year) has become the citadel of cephalisation, thereby controlling all the other appendages down to their digit-fingering to express the verocity of his self-lust having ingested poorly but passionately, the rendered digital imagery of a female captured kidnapped on an electronic device and spread over the virtual wonder that is the internet.
His motive is as enigmatic to me as the feeling one would ingest standing between the precipice of two eternities, his business his own, but one would be tempted to tempt himself with the thought of how long a man's destiny would continue to stand before him (all naked and void of shame and pretence), in a bid to get his attention, before he will come to his senses, and acquire the rare grace to abandon certain childish things having fully attained an Enlightenment as forbidden and lethal as a harmonic note sharpened to perfection (which can only exist between two semitones), able to cut off and away all realms and schools of frivolity from seducing his soul to continuously tarnish the embodiment of glory and divinity that he is...
A man's gift maketh way for him, but I believe a man's foolishness not only paves way for his destruction, it opens the door of chaos to him as well.
While death sits nearby, getting a sun-tan, bored, basking in a aura pregnant with foreboding, wondering how long she must be entertained by his actions and inactions before she writes his name in her DeathNote...
The mind boggles... What exactly are you trying to say? Dont tell me you wrote this epistle ontop the simple matter wey we dey discuss. |
Sports › Re: All The News About The Olympic Eagles (U-23) HERE! by Hanibal(m): 6:33pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
Icon4s: I dnt doubt Siasia's abilities but the abilities of the players he has selected.
In that 2008 u mentioned he had quality players like Taye Taiwo, Mikel Obi, Obinna Nsofor,Victor Anichebe, Chinedu Ogbuke-Obasi all of which were already senior team regulars both at club level and Super Eagles. That same quality is lacking in this team. 2008 olympics.. there was no Mikel no Anichebe and Ogbuke was injured. |
Sports › Re: All The News About The Olympic Eagles (U-23) HERE! by Hanibal(m): 2:32pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
adegwurulez: Le roy has worked in Ac milan and PSG but thats not what we are interested in. In Africa, he's been coaching since the 80s, leading cameroon to Afcon victory against Nigeria in our home soil. He also coached Ghana, taking them to their highest ever fifa ranking. He coached senegal, Dr congo, Congo. Many even believe Herve Renards was a protege of his. Nobody is saying Congo will win Nigeria, all we're saying is, give the man some respect. This same team eliminated Ghana. Yes sire.... thanks for educating me, I didnt know those details o Twale boss. I get your point |
Romance › Re: A Funny Convo With My Australian Chick That Giggled Me. by Hanibal(m): 2:03pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
That girl sounded more lyk 9ja.... who is scamming who? Imagine an oyinbo from Australia making a statement like: " which stupid Goat will say no" OP  |
Sports › Re: All The News About The Olympic Eagles (U-23) HERE! by Hanibal(m): 1:16pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
adegwurulez: There is a big difference between talking hard and talking too much, siasia is just talking too much. At the end of the day, the pressure would be on the strikers to make good of his loud mouth. 4-0 against an experienced congolese side coached by a veteran coach with vast african experience? The pressure from the fans is already too much, sia1 should quit adding to it. Why is it dat everybody just keep talking abt d experience of d congolese coach? Nobody seems to remember dis is d same siasia dat got to d final of d Olympics in 2008!!!.. by d way wat has d claude le roy guy won for congo with all his experience?... just because he beat Keshi in calabar.... we also forgot that keshi beat him 2 nil in d return leg. All dis shout of experienced coach is baseless abeg |
Politics › Re: Abdullahi Gana Appointed As NSCDC Commandant By Buhari by Hanibal(m): 1:44pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
Euro31: Biafra is not born out of politics, there was Biafra before the zoo sets in.
In the zoo there have been.
Kano Riot of 1956 Igbos target.
Kano Riot of 1958 Igbos targeted.
Maitatisine of the 1984.
Sharia Riot in North targeted.
Miss World Riot in North Igbos targeted.
US invasion of Iraq in North Igbos targeted.
US invasion of Afghanistan in North Igbos were killed.
Israel fight against Hamas, Igbos were killed.
Cartoon Riot Igbos were killed.
Election violence Igbos were killed.
Reinhard Bonke Crusade Riot igbos were killed.
Eclipse of the Moon Igbos were targeted.
Tell me what we have in common with uncircumcized philistine.
Igbos kids will score higher to gain admission in Nigeria but others will score low.
Igbos will die in Lagoon if they vote their choice in Lagos but others will walk free.
Imo and Abia States will use their oil to finace beggerly Osun and Ekiti States but Yorubass will carry placards insulting Igbos to leave Lagos.
May the blood of those that believe in one Nigeria be spilled in the altar of the fraud.
Is the genocide not enough? cc: Lalasticlala this guy should be banned |
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NYSC › Re: NYSC Member Gets Skirt Uniform For Service Because Of Her Religous Belief by Hanibal(m): 9:44am On Jul 15, 2015 |
Reading through all the comments... nobody on this thread seem to have passed through NYSC, Simple question: is dat kind of dressing allowed? Simple answer: hell no! You cannot wear khaki skirt in NYSC camp na... you get two heads ni? You cant wear khaki skirt to CDS either. I bet that lady in d pics was probably going for a religious meeting... not an official assignment. Make papa God con butter her bread make she meet NYSC official for road, she don enta one chance be dat. |
Education › Re: How to cope without carrying pot on campus by Hanibal(m): 7:27pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Timmytimmy: Guy, no cooler ministry again oh. All the girls don wise up. Na new buka and/or garri/cornflakes. 
Yesterday, Dejii01 gp scope one hausa man with hausa. We chop extra suya ehn. Make the guy add that point : Make friends with the mama put or restaurant owner 
Let the mods do the needful. "New buka" of the greatest Ife!! I caught u dia |
Politics › Re: 10 Most Evil Men In History Of The World (pictures And Their Deeds) by Hanibal(m): 10:39pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
What about Bashorun Gaa? |
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Releases First Beheading Video... by Hanibal(m): 10:12am On Jul 11, 2015 |
Movic7070: may Allah save nigeria 4rm dis pple Allah bawo?…… the same Allah they call on before beheading and bombing people?. abeg lets call on someone else to save us. |
Politics › Re: “you Mean I’m Now A Prisoner?” – Lamido Exclaims After Court Sends Him To Prison by Hanibal(m): 8:47am On Jul 10, 2015 |
ECOTERRORS: Sule lamido was NEVER a front runner for the post of presidency Front runner or back runner, he was a runner, you cant dispute that. |
Literature › Re: The Midnight Bells.. Short Story by Hanibal(m): 6:01pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
nice one |
Sports › Re: Emmanuel Adebayor Converts To Islam (video) by Hanibal(m): 9:47pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
@Binb... I ave pondered over those things but you see... Islam will benefit immensely if muslims like you stop building up defences and living in denial. Either u deny it or not it is clearly written on d pages of history that d crusades was started by European christians as a means of stopping the advance of the muslims on d holy land ... Jerusalem. The crusades was never a means of spreading xtianity but a means of defending it... and reclaiming lost territories ( spain) Your silence on my questions abt how Islam got to Europe, how Islam spread in Arabia and to North Africa And how pagan mecca became d Islamic capital is deafening .
You can never hear a christian shout "Jesus is Lord" before shooting an AK47. A sudden shout of Alla hu Akbar in a public transport anywhere in d world will send fear into hearts of d passengers... because the next thing that is likely to follow is d sound of an AK47 or the blast of a bomb.
I know your reply.... they are not muslims, Islam is peace, religion is not compulsion etc etc And that is d problem with Islam... u deny the obvious instead of addressing it.
On ur allegation dat xtians supported killing with some verses of d bible, Im sure you know d bible has old and new testaments... the commandments of d new testament is love Jesus never fought any war with swords, no matter how much you want to dispute abt who he really is.. can d same be said of Mohammed?... will it be an historical myth for me to say The prophet was a conqueror?
How did Islam get to southwestern Nigeria, do you remember a man called Usman dan fodio and his fulani jihad?, El kanemi of Bornu?.... are these guys historically absurd myths too?
Bro you will face an uphill task telling me that Islam is peace... because I will present history you cannot deny.
Except that you have decided to call all those written history "absurd myth"
Then maybe we are all "absurd myths" |
Sports › Re: Emmanuel Adebayor Converts To Islam (video) by Hanibal(m): 3:59pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Binb: @hanibal, you are the one being diversionary not me, simple question I asked you, you could not answer: how do you force a person to pray, fast the month of Ramadan, go on pilgrimage etc what was ur answer to that?
see what a non muslim historian, De Lacy O' Leary, wrote: "History makes it clear, however, that the legend of fanatical Muslims sweeping through the world and forcing Islam at the point of the sword upon conquered races is one of the most fantastically absurd myths that historians have ever accepted." (Islam at the Crossroads, London, 1923, p. 8.).
He describe the view that Islam was spread by force as as "absurd myth" and he was not a muslim I rest my case You see we can go on and on and on.... that guy u quoted is an islamic apologetic if im sure you know what apologetics means... by d way if he calls all the islamic conquests an absurd myth... then all of history ever written or read is an absurd myth. and some parts of Islamic history told by Islamic historians themselves is an absurd myth... The migration of mohammed from medinna back to mecca and how the pagans in mecca all became muslims is an absurd myth. then maybe d prophet himself is an absurd myth. I never denied the crusades... I only asked you to tell me why it startd a question you refused to answer. I asked how Islam spread all thru Arabia, how it got to europe, you refused to answer. A whole lot of people live in denial... its absurd. |
Sports › Re: Emmanuel Adebayor Converts To Islam (video) by Hanibal(m): 2:26pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Binb: The British came through peace and preaching to Nigeria? did you just type that? Please go and read history of colonialism in Nigeria come back when you are intellectually for serious discussion. Yea yea... I know d game, answer a question with a question then turn everything over its head so as to get out of the corner... I knew u were never going to admit that Mohammed actually took mecca( your holy land) through conquest etc etc diversionary tactics The truth is on d pages of history and they cant be altered no matter how hard you try to make us believe in ur religion of peace that has slaughtered millions of people in cold blood from Mohammed to present day jihadists You are in no position to give me assignments, talk less of an assignment in elementary history. On this note I rest my case. God bless ur soul. |
Sports › Re: Emmanuel Adebayor Converts To Islam (video) by Hanibal(m): 1:44pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Binb: Let me use your logic and reverse the question? How did Christianity come to Nigeria. They British who brought Christianity to Nigeria did they come peacefully or through conquest? The british came through peace preaching and trading , not with blazing swords or smoking guns. you happy? now dispute that with facts and answer my question. how did Islam spread into Europe or even in Arabia how did Islam spread? What started the christian crusades? |