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LeOstrich:
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Another retardo

You don't use Bullpups assault rifles in field combat

The IWI Tavor SAR being carried by the Nigerian Naval team is best used in small confined spaces and not in open field.

The German Soldier is operating with the right field range weapon.

No wonder Boko is kicking their azzes

May I ask what your profession is sire? I do not believe you know these weapons and their capabilities more than the all generals and trainers of the Nigerian army put together.... they cannot all be retards on their job

natas22:
Bro freedom of speech the last time I checked its one of the human rights secondly if my write up to you its not proper then you add or quote it with more educative one with NO abusive comment that's how lntelligent people behave.
Thirdly please bro stop using abusive words it only makes you look small.
www.

that guy was an orubebe and You have successfully Jega him...
thumps up

Efe Ambrose is better than this Balogun guy at right back.... Echiejile is better than this madu at left back
And what on earth is Aaron moses doing on the pitch when Ighalo is on the bench!
Keshi na goat

Title: Joy is a weapon.

Scene one
INT. DAY. HOSPITAL RECEPTION.

Nurses Shade (26) and Nike (28) at their desks , Nike going through a patient file and Shade busy with her android phone.

Shade: come to think of it o, do you believe Dr. Oguntoye can do such a terrible thing?

Nike left her desk and looked around to make sure no one else is listening.

Nike: my dear, I heard the medical director will sack him this week, and the N.M.A will withdraw his practice license before the case goes to court.

Shade appeared visibly troubled by the News

Shade: God! I pity him o, I smell a rat in this issue, this is all an attempt to ruin that young man's career.

Nike hissed and returned to her desk.

Nike: why are you pitying him? sebi he is forming pastor for us here ni, best Doctor in the hospital, perfect gentle man, patients' favorite, medical director's god son.. ehn. let us see how he will survive this na.

Shade: nurse Nike! you shouldn't be talking that way o, I know you don't like the guy, but right now the best we can do is pray for him... not mock .

Nike waved her away

Nike: Abeegii.

Dr. Oguntoye (32) enters looking very lively, he wore an earpiece and was humming a song.

Dr Oguntoye: good morning ladies, how was your night?.

Nike looked away.

Shade: my night was fine Doc. and yours?

Dr. Oguntoye: oh , it was beautiful thank you. see you later ladies.

Dr. Oguntoye exits the reception, Nike clapped her hands in amazement

Nike: what is wrong with this man?

Shade: wrong with him, how?

Nike responded in yoruba.

Nike: I will keep quiet if you say you didn't see anything.

A distressed shout came from the female ward.

Voice: nuuuuurseeee!!!!!

Shade: its that mad woman again, your patient go and attend to her o.

Nike disappeared into the ward in annoyance, cursing the woman

Scene two.

EXT. DAY. HOSPITAL COMPLEX.

Nurse Nike and Dr. Toba (32) standing very close to each other, talking in low tones.

Dr. Toba : you said he appeared to be happy this morning?

Nike: I know what I saw o, he didn't look troubled at all.

Dr. Toba: his prayer this morning was different too, He woke everyone in the quarters up with excited shouts, shouting hallelujah and singing loud. people were asking him if He had won a million dollar lottery or something.

Nike: I am getting scared o

Dr. Toba : honestly, I am getting scared too, this morning's excited shouts and apparent happiness is too abnormal for a doctor accused of raping a patient !!

A moment of silence.

Nike: maybe he has found out... maybe he found out it was all a set up, maybe that girl has told the police the truth, maybe he already found out we are behind it all!

Dr. Toba: oh come on! stop thinking like that.

Nike: I cant risk going to jail, if the supposed victim testify against us in court we are going to jail!, He must have found out. that girl must have confessed to the police, that's the only explanation for his happiness... I have to go and see Dr. Oguntoye!

Dr. Toba: go and see him for what? are you crazy?

Nike: if I see him now and confess, he is a good man, we can settle it out of court.

Dr. Toba : you cant do that! you will ruin everything.

Nike made a move in the direction of the hospital entrance, Dr dragged her back by the neck

Dr. Toba : are you mad?, I said you cannot do that!

Nike tried to free herself by biting Dr. Toba's arm, Dr. Toba responded with a slap across Nike's face, the ensuing shouts and screams caught the attention of the other staffs Dr. Oguntoye, Nurse Shade, the medical director( 55) and a ward maid (40) who all came rushing to the scene, Dr. Oguntoye succeeded in separating the fighting duo.

Shade: Nurse Nike, what is the meaning of this madness?

Medical director: did you both hear that? what is the meaning of this madness?, you plan to further drag down the name of this hospital after the rape scandal we are still battling with?
Both of you should report in my office immediately!.

The medical director exited the scene, while other staff members tried to find out the cause of the fight.

Scene Three.

INT. DAY. Dr. Oguntoye's office.

Shade exchanged handshakes with Dr. Oguntoye, after which the latter gestured to Shade to have a sit.

Shade: Congratulations Doc. I knew God will vindicate you, I was so sure you didn't rape that girl, but human beings are wicked o. I didn't know Nike and Toba could be that mean!.

Dr. Oguntoye: after I was bailed from the police, I asked God for a weapon to fight this battle, and he said be joyful, shout for victory.

Shade: that sounds somehow.

Dr. Oguntoye: yes it actually sounds insane, but the holy when the holy spirit reminded me of Joshua who subdued and conquered Jericho with shouts and trumpets, the children of Judah who sang praises to the Lord in the midst of battle and the Lord smote Jeroboam before them, of Paul and Silas
who sang praise in prison and the Lord set them free... I became strengthened.

Shade: so shouts of joy was the weapon God gave you... and I must say doc. it was very effective.

Dr. Oguntoye: as things are in the physical so they are in the spiritual, when you shout for joy in the midst of troubles, the Devil is confused the same way Nike and Toba were confused... He will ask, what is he happy about? and once you are able to confuse the devil, you have already won the battle.

An auxiliary Nurse (22) came in with a file.

Nurse: sir this is the file, and our lecture start at 10 am sir

Dr. Oguntoye: Ok, I will be with you shortly.

The Auxiliary Nurse exits.

Dr. Oguntoye: as I was saying, Joy is also an incense unto God and shouts of joy in the midst of troubles is a demonstration of your faith in God, and will cause him to fight for you.
Joy also you strength as a believer to fight on.

Shade: thank you for the insight, Pastor Dr. Oguntoye..

Laughs

once again congratulations!

Dr. Oguntoye: thank you so much Nurse Shade and remember to always shout for joy because victory is just around the corner

THE END
COPYRIGHT HANIBAL.
ALL RIGHTS NOT RESERVED LOl
Feel free to use this in your local assembly

Bozzax:
You can't change destiny.
That's why it's called destiny.

Even Jesus could not change his destiny.

The person that made that statement is just ignorant.

Jesus could ave changed his destiny in the garden of Gethsemane on d eve of his crucifixion.... He just decided not to

Bozzax:
Your thread is erroneous in itself.

You can't scare your future husband away. It's destiny and it can't be changed.
If a lady has been destined to marry someone, she will marry the person, no matter what character she exhibits, no matter what she does wrong.

That is not correct dear sir/ma
destiny can be altered by your attitude.

What d hell was ifeanyi ifeanyi doing on dat pitch for 90 mins!!! d guy made wrong passes all day

sholay2011:
Hanibal ooo!!!! Oga Biola oo!.. How you doing? !

Im am doing very fine o... keep up the good works

sholay2011:
Just woke up at midnight to properly watch it.

Bro Cnario, may God bless the work of your hands oh. You really stuck to the 'original' script. In fact, it was becoming eerie for me as I saw the characters spew out my dialogue.

And you really brought your own solid concept to this. I love the use of music (abi na sound); and actually found myself laughing at a point. ..lol...didn't know it could be that funny....and strange altogether.

And the casting was spot on! Seun really delivered. I love the fact that the voice of his image was slightly different, more forceful than his...made me see the image as a totally separate character. He was really good.

But the moment Judith appeared on screen, she equally shined, if not outshine considering how crazy the end was. She is a SOLID actress...and her diction is wow. She didn't have me wait till her revelation before she impressed me. Right from the first scene, she delivered like Seun. They are both solid actors. I hope this little project showcases their talents to Nigerian filmmakers out there.

They both captured fully how I imagined the characters, thanks to your glorious direction, Cnario. I wouldn't mind working with you on future projects bro.

I looved it!

Thanks for sharing this with us.

Lalasticlala, Ishilove...abeg frontpage. This is equally a Nairaland project.

Oga shola.. one day I know sey u go make us proud.

I vote Tohpahz
cc NL Jega

I vote:
Tophaz
Twaci
subbied
Lurlah
maureensylva

cc NLjega

I vote Tophaz cc :NLjega

iamord:
I have answered this in similar post up

okay... so I can categorically tell you that no Nigerian university public or private, approved by the NUC operates from a one block apartment... no not in Nigeria

iamord:
Institute and university. Are they the same? People need to read a wrapper well before consuming it's contents

Mahatma gadhi university Accra campus, Radford university college Accra campus, sikkim manipal university Accra campus all operates in a one block structure... proof me wrong.

iamord:
mention one of the story building unis u know of in Ghana

Accra institute of Technology

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Grammar, not grammars.

Coming from someone who cannot date a lady who is structurally and constructively deficient in writing.

"Grammars" indeed.[/color]

Bad guy

Pinkiedearie:
Lols....animal right personnel's should go and find out the cause of the snake's death..
Did the snake try to hurt anyone? Or it was only crossing the road going about it's day to day business?

Did the snake say it's last wish before dieing?

Did both car tyres crushed it ?..,pls *fried plantain where are you?..we need you here!

Na dem oyinbo people dey ask those kin questions... Lol animal rights!
someone has to go to jail or pay a fine for killing the innocent snake.

runzlord:
Lies

Which part of it is a lie? or you mean everything is a lie?
even if lie dey dia... bros no be everything na
you just don't want to pay the 100k ni

UjSizzle:
I couldn't understand a single thing I read here

Thank God.. I bin dey think sey na only me o
It was like reading greek

runzlord:
you re just being stubborn! actually 1 of every 30 girls knows c. ronaldo in fact the I started by asking my sister. when I asked her about c.ronaldo she was like "c. rolando c.ronaldo I know him nah" I then asked what does he do she said "I dont know I sha know him" I then asked what of justin beiber she said "yes na, who does not know Justin beiber" I finally asked who is more popular she said beiber of course. let me believe you know kobe Bryant but you will agree with me that only 1 of 50 Nigerian know kobe cos 9ja is not a basketball country so applies to countries like the United states. kobe is their c.ronaldo their but if you ask them if they know c. ronaldo they would say no! cos America is a basketball country. but who does not listen to music or who can testify that he has never heard of justin beiber or heard his song b4 call the person I would gladly pay the person 100k to proof it!

I swear.... I dont know a single justin beiber track
I have not listened to his song before
I just know he is a small boy that sings nothing more..
but I can tell you what brand of boxers c. ronaldo wears. Forget the arguement bro... Ronaldo pass am no be small.
Dont judge by twitter followers or ur sister' s opinion, I bet u guys are rich kids sef, because an average lady out there avent ever heard the name before... and they listen to music o
By the way what genre of music does beiber sing?
Oya wey my 100k?

Very true op
rural communities are d best place to enjoy your service year.
I remember those days... free accommodation and all kinds of freebies
I was very important to the community that I was once invited to attend the town council meeting.

I travel at my convenience... my principal no get mouth where I dey talk na.

For all those talking about retainment as their reason for gunning to serve in urban areas... get in touch with reality 90% of you are going to be posted to school to teach... best case scenario you get to serve in a local council secretariat... so tell me abeg who wan retain you?..

How many corpers in Lagos for example get retained by their PPAs? except you know an oga at the top.
For this one year why not give ursef a treat of royalty by serving in a rural community
#last word... in rural communities: your khaki equals royal robe
In urban centers... your khaki equals suffer robe.
(most of d time)
choose one

slimmy05:
Don't say that, I'm a barca fan and I know quite well Roben and Ribery would have a lot of impact in today's match

Well... maybe
but no be like say make Bayern con dey chop 3 0
Ur ability to make use of what you have to win games is what makes you great...

If you do not have your best players available... why not borrow a leaf from our dear mourinho... pack the damn bus with the hand brakes on!!!

slimmy05:
He missed his key men, Roben and Riberry.

I do not see Robben or Ribery doing anything special on that pitch today... Bayern had neither magnitude nor direction.
Guardiola is too obsessed with possession which is most times sterile.

Now world football should know... that anybody with a coaching license can win trophies with a team that has lionel messi.
All those trophies in the past were won not because Guardiola was brilliant.

now guardiola yansh don open

Guy .. you are far more handsome than this your grammar o... ***kill his self** You need to be more attentive in your essay writing/use of English classes o

All these ones wey dem nominate sef! fine girls don finish for nairaland o

Chai.. some babes bin dey think sey dem fine sha

starlingslimnet:
The Spiritual man judges everything and him himself is to be judge by No one.

You see you can only tie church goers down by Scriptures.....you can't tie a saint of God down with the Scripture

although I do not agree with your assertion concerning daddy G O... this response I quoted makes me wanna give you holy hugs and kisses .... I am one of your kind... better put "you can tie church goers down by skillful manipulation of the scriptures, but you cannot tie a saint down by such manipulations, because the spirit of truth himself is his teacher"... word!!

He had very good positional discipline playing as a DMF back in those days...and he was very efficient too
That red card was the bullet that killed his international carrier.

Over 5000 views..just one comment!! OP on behalf of myself and my family, I donate a comment

Merlissa:
How that one take affect job post?

my sister... Na so me sef ask mysef o
I gave him the answer he wanted sha...

focusM:
She is a cool girl. A christian girl. She doesn't drink or smoke. What do u want to know about her again?

stop that bobo joor... She is only a christian by mouth... a true christian lady will not date a smoker and drinker for two years... a true christian lady would not have had sex 'many' times with someone she is not married to... a true christian lady will not have two boy friends at the same time.... a true christian lady will not be confused about who to marry.
#sweet truths