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Cheese n Rice. . . . .

This is a new-improved Chelsea.
Sleek passing, samba-style with the 2 full-backs getting forward as quickly as possible.
Jose Mourinho should be ashamed of himself.


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Joe Cole!!!

@ Nateevs,

Is that your own formation or Scolari's. . . . .
I saw Scolari's notepad and he had 4-3-3 engraved on it. . .
4-1-3-2?? U gotta be kidding me.

Scolari wants to WIN and play exciting football. . . . . .
This is hilarious. . . .Still cannot understand why everyone feels Scolari would muscle the grandmaster of English football out of the scene.
Lets begin to count the number of world class managers Fergie has put paid to their managerial careers in England.

                         Cech

Bosingwa    Carvalho Terry    Ashley Cole


       Ballack          Mikel            Lampard


      Joe Cole            Anelka          Deco

@ Bolaoni,

No one breaks record by running 100 metres in 9.68 secs.
It's fraudulent.

Emperoh:
Le Chac
I wouldn't know why they would think CR7 is the best
I will prefer an unfit Rooney to a fit Ronaldo
He is brillant, unintimidated, a fighter and has a knack for defence splitting passes.
But i am a bit worried at the wings though. Flesh eater fine by me but Uncle Giggs . . . . . . je ne sais pas. . . . . pas de tout

Rooney is the man and Fergie is plugging him where he would get goals this term.
Giggs won't be too bad on the wings. . . .Wlda preferred Nani but his red card against the Hammers is now haunting him.

I can't believe Tottenham lost. Even the Scousers could only manage a lone goal over Sunderland
Well, i will need to see the Chavs game before singing uhuru.
The Scousers were less than impressive.

If i were u, i wouldnt worry about Tottenham.
Riverside is a nasty place to go. . . . . How many times have they beaten teams in the top 4?
They smacked Chelsea 3-0 under the nose of Jose Mourinho. They whacked the gaynners last season.

@ Emperoh,

We are winning tomorrow. . . . .It's as sure as the rising of the sun in Saudi Arabia tomorrow.
I don't know how people feel we would struggle without Ronaldo. . . . .With the back 4 and the midfielders we have. . . .We are good to go.
Rooney is more important to us than Ronaldo.

                   VDS

Neville       Rio     Vidic     Evra

Fletcher   Carrick   Scholes    Giggs

            Tevez     Rooney

nazzyon:
SAF is already an unforgettable but he wishes to achieve something I am yet to find a word suitable for,

He wants to finish his managerial career on the high.
If we add Huntelaar then we have a supersquad capable of taking everything.

joe b:
@hanni
watz up, i was having problem with my network last night. but, its fixed now & about the deal thing come on u dnt even my problem yet u are talking about a deal. just help me this once it may look a little small but, all thesame u are in the best position 2 help

What am i supposed to help u with?? U need a wifey??

nazzyon:
PREM, UEFA Supercup, World Club Championships in Tokyo and retain the Champions league?

SAF needs to be checked.

He need to go for an IQ test to know if he is some kind of genius.

The targets he laid are just too deadly for an average man absolve.

United would win the Supercup and the Tokyo event. . . . . No doubt about that!!!
PREM is 50-50 and UCL is. . . . . .I dunno(very difficult to retain)
SAF says he wants to be the first manager to retain it since it became the UCL.

Vieira:
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I go die o!

spend spend spend and all for what?

LOL!

joke club.

ha ha ha ha ha

Why are u laughing??
Riverside is a difficult place to go and nick a win. . . . Last time i checked, a good Arsenal side lost there last season.
They held United to a draw also so stop laughing.
There's nuthing to say Arsenal won't go there too and LOSE.

Vieira:
I was around o, but during the off season I get bored listening to rants on this forum jare.

Esp from nincompoops like you.

But now that the footie has started I am back in full force!

How have you been? I trust you have perfected the art of one hand self loving.

U are a bloody ninny. . . . .
Only Gaynners indulge in one hand self loving/wanking.
Thatz why most of y'all are known as serial wankers.

Razorr is on NTA now analysing. . . . . . .She just killed Kit and Debosky and U(She said Arsenal are twats).

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nazzyon:
I pray SAF realise this on time; so that he won't make a mistake that might affect our target in 2008/2009.

Fergie knows he cannot repeat what happened after THE TREBLE in 1999.
Although, he retained the league title but couldn't retain the UCL and the FA cup.
He has set his targets on winning the PREM, UEFA Supercup, World Club Championships in Tokyo and retain the Champions league.
Tall order, if u nudge me.

Vieira:
Hannibal, you no well.

You don pay Anthony Hopkins his own trademark money??

Anthony Hopkins me ass. . . . He stole the name from me.
Where have u been??

Cristalz:
H

He couldn't have finished in 9.2 secs,showboating or not.No need to exaggerrate here. Don't worry,i'ma go research and dump my findings on your coffee table by tomorrow morning

U do that, darling!!!
I wld be here waiting for it. . . . . .Ma blood research unit are working on anutha theory.
So tomorrow promises to be anutha happy debate day.

@ Vieira,

Why did u change ur siggy and when are u paying me for the copyright laws u violated??

Cristalz:
@H
We're saying the same thing,just you're speaking Thai and i'm speaking Chinese. Cheetahs wlda been tested over n over,with the scientists getting a fixed result. And then one day,bam! one Cheetah sprints faster than the rest and creates a new result. And that skeptic is like,no way.Impossible. How could an animal do this? But there it is.So the time it takes a Cheetah to sprint is then fixed within a narrow range to make allowance for that one rarity.

Same could arguably be said about Bolt here. Why else is he named 'Bolt' ? Cos he bolts!  One out of every 20 human beings could be a genius.Happens.

So till hez charged with illegal doping for this raceall hail the new world track genius

Impressive. . . . . . You should be spinning debates for Politicians n Senators.
Until u tell me how any human being can finish 100 metres in 9.68 secs naturally, your theory won't wash with me.
This Jamaican dude coulda completed the race in 9.2 secs if he didn't showboat in the last 10 metres or so.
Was he on roller skates?

nazzyon:
Giggs retire?
I doubt if he will retire anytime soon.
Lets see what he will do after next season.

Fergie should make him retire. . . . . .He undermine's Nani's development.
Scholes is also an obstacle to the number of appearances Anderson should be copping at this stage.
Although, Ferguson reiterated it was deliberate cos he needed to restrict their appearances to 40(Same as Ronaldo in his debut season).

Cristalz:
@H
I'm so sure someone else took the exact same impossibility stance you're taking now when the Cheetah was crowned the fastest animal in the world.

Many Cheetahs were tested time n time again and of course, Cheetahs wouldn't know what to take to boost their speed.
Unless those Cheetahs live close to Jamaica where they munched herbivorous animals that took marijuana leaves.
Talk about 2nd hand doping.

Cristalz:
@H

It'd be very surprising if he doped sha. . .perhaps that's just the way he is.Afterall we have brain geniuses.Why can't we have physical ones as well? One has gotta be something phenomenal to deserve the title of 'World's fastest man' afterall.

I agree 100% that one needs something phenomenal to deserve that title but at 9.68 secs??
Jeeez, i doubt a full grown cheetah would cover 100 metres in 9.7 secs(never mind 9.68)
Aren't cheetahs the fastest animals on land??

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2666217#msg2666217 date=1218917112]@Hannibal
Yeah like you would do the same if i asked you to stop dissing a Gunner .Its all good though i was just poking fun

Keegan didnt make any interesting buy but i still see yall struggling without Rooney and Ronaldo i predict a win for yall but via a small margin[/quote]Rooney starts tomorrow, hombre!!!
Its obvious u havent been watching ur telly.

nazzyon:
You are right.

I don't only want us to catch up with Chelsea ; I want us to break that crazy 82 unbeaten runs they have in the premier league.

It is just good to start a season well. If you do recall, we started last season on a bad note but I don't want any repeat this time around; because if not for how things went at the early stage Chelsea wouldn't have had the opportunity to rub shoulders with us till the final day.

Ferguson should be held accountable for the foot-dragging in April/May.
His over-rotation and his stubborness to make Giggs break Bobby Charlton's record was the main factor.
The draws at Boro, Blackburn and Tottenham were games we wlda won easily if he had been more careful with his selection.
Anyways, he already said he would minimise the games of em dinosaurs. . . . . In ma opinion, Giggs should retire.

@ Cristalz,

Of course, their trainers know whats up cos he cannot take out/IV his body all by himself.
But then, what do u expect his trainer/medic dude to say??
Bolt is about to get on mouth-watering endorsements from Nike, Reebok and many other sporting companies.
They won't wanna miss out on such goodies after all these years. . . . .

nazzyon:
We need tomorrows' match more than anything.

We have to win.

I am not even worried about tomorrow's match.
Chelsea are our main threat. . . . . .If we can match Chelsea's results and score more goals than em. . . .We would retain the title.
Let Arsenal/Liverpool fly off the blocks. . . We know how to catch those ones when the long hard winter kicks in.

@ A-40,

Season has kicked off now. . . . .stop this schitzo with Emperoh.
We can understand y'all guys when there was nuthing to talk about.
Letz talk footie.

@ Emperoh,

Bury the hatchet and keep things strictly football.
If u must curse, direct it to Arsene Wenger and his goons.

@ Doyin13,

Get serious for once. . . . .You went to school!!!!

Is it humanly possible for any athlete to complete a 100 meter race in LESS than 10 seconds??
These athletes have got skeletons in their cupboards.
There's nuthing anyone can tell me after the Marion Jones the incident. . . . . .
Blimey, with your k-leg and bow-leg and a considerable amount of dope in your ass. . . . You would do it in 9.89 secs.

@ Cristalz,

That particular race was dodgy. . . . . Usain Bolt wasn't even tired in spite of the amazing speed he displayed.
The blood-oxygen analysis is just based on having more RBC than your counterparts.
RBC carries oxygen so when u breathe once. . . . The haemoglobin traps large amount of oxygen needed by your many muscles to perform.
Trust me, u are moving at the speed of light because your muscles are being supplied constantly with an avalanche of oxygen needed by 4 people.
Usain Bolt's blood sample should be thoroughly analysed.

@ Doyin13,

Stop being an idiot.

Urine sample is the standard schitzo. . . . . . .They need strong evidence to ask for your blood in a global event like Olympic.
If the blood samples were taken regularly, Marion Jones woulda been caught much earlier with her growth hormones she was using.
It's like asking a passenger to strip @ Heathrow without any cause.
Are u crazy??

@ Doyin13,

Usain Bolt might have taken out large amount of BLOOD from his body system before the event.
When this happens, the body goes on overdrive and produces more blood to compensate for the loss.
Few hours to today's race, he pumps himself back with the blood he took off his body and now he's got excess RED BLOOD CELLS.
Now, blood carries oxygen which is what u really need for sprints. . . . . your legs slow down when u burn all the oxygen in your system
In Usain Bolt's case, he has more than enough oxygen to take him through 200 metres with the same speed without tiring legs.

My point is. . . . . .IOC should start testing blood instead of urine samples. With urine, they don't see much.
For all u know, Carl Lewis and many other greath athletes of em days might have won those medals with dope in their system too.
This is why tarts like Marion Jones was able to deceive the system for so long without getting caught.
Food for thunk!!!!

doyin13:
I think its a combination of his stride frequency and length. . .

Everyone's known he had potential going way back to Athens
and for it to all come together is quite remarkable.

Don't be stupid. . . . . . . .Stride frequency/length me ass.
Many things could be responsible for this schitzo, athletes are now smarter and this might have nuthing to do with drugs.
There's one method Bolt could have deployed: I am still working on the analysis.
I ma let y'all know in the next 30 mins.

True. . . .
Athletes are better trained now with more quality facilities to prepare em for games.
Besides, His record might have been wind-aided.

Tyson Gay finished first in a wind-aided 9.68 secs in the US Olympic trials in June.
Wind speed was (+4.1m/s)

@ Folahann,

Of course.
3 points is the name of the game but don't come here to tell us u play sexy football.
U wanna see exciting football. . . . .Join me @ OT tomorrow at 4pm.

Asafa Powell finished fifth with 9.95 secs.
On a good day, that is enough to win gold medal in any tournament.
Carl Lewis won gold medal with 9.99 secs in 1984 Olympics.

Argentina seems to have gone off the BOIL.
I want em to qualify to set up a titanic battle with the Brazilians.

Riquelme n Messi(what a badass combo)!!!

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What a sublime pass from Messi to find Di Maria.
Argentina leads 2-1.

15 mins left for the Argies to scale through.

That isn't the issue here.
The amazing thing is he could have done better than that because he stopped running after 93 metres.
The last 7 metres, he was showboating and beating his chest.
We need to see the analysis of his BLOOD/URINE SAMPLE. . . . . Jamaican weed could be responsible.

@ Eldee,

NLers and their misinformation.
The Nigerians staying in England alone would fill the Emirates stadium week in week out(never mind other nationalities).
On the opening day of the Premiership. . . . All the stadia are SOLD OUT(that's no brainer).

Anyways, Arsenal were not convincing today.
West Brom were unlucky not to have scored. . . . Djourou cleared off the line.
Gallas was furious(i still cannot understand what he was foaming in the mouth for)
Walcott should be told he is not HENRY yet. . . . .When he gets the ball, he should pass instead of running with it like a shepherd dog.