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Shy?? Puhleeeeeease.
People would tell u i have never been nice.
I am the most villainous guy u can ever meet.

stillwater:
I thought you were a nice guy, so you don't get laid?

Nice guy?? Not likely.

Nice Guys Don't Get Laid

Nice guys are not supposed to get laid.

@ Wordsmith,

This is a verbal assault. . . .  .Call 9-uno-uno.
Peep this, please. . . . . . .


I am analytic so scram for refuge when i kick it.
Lyrics spray from me mouth like bulletz when the tongue shift me teeth
It's the Hannibal, i'd smother u and shit on your pets.
Search for the tape because i know where the close circuit is kept.
You pussies are playing hide n seek with your tongues.
I knock the enamel out of ya gums, and suck life out of ya lungs.
Ma intelligence quotient begins where yours peaks at.
These metaphors are real like they have been forged in steel.
Stood before the jury told em ma DNA forced me to kill.
If lyrics could kill, a verse of mine would murder a bill-ion
Dungeons of Hebron, high on heroin, positive urine analysis in London.
I meditate during salaat like a Sunni, throwin tantrums like Wayne Rooney
The scrutiny of white cops on black thugs is sheer insanity.
Hannibal's not just spittin verses there's much more involved
There's much more sub-pieces of the puzzle for y'all fuckers to solve
Judgement day beckons, hopefully all ma sins would be absolved.

Malthuss:
@ Hannibal

check Eldee's rule number 5. NO BITING
nigga u bitin off canibus Track: desparados Album: Firm Biz

peace

Biting??
Lemme rearrange your ribcage. . . is an old popular saying from "For A Few Dollars More" Movie. . . . . (Clint Eastwood)
U call that biting?? Definitely, "Mirror Mirror on the wall" will be BITING to ya??

Cheese n Rice. . . . .

So many rap cats hide in this crevice.
Errrrrm, lemme see. . . . . I remember Menike and ma homeboy mailmalc.
In case y'all dunno who Hanni is. . . . .He used to be J-A-C-K-A-L.
I'd be back to drop science on this thread.

Dr Kitaun:
@Hannibal

where is Hucarson ?

I expect u should know by now that u can survive this kind of onslaught, knowing how well we roll, u might bully newbies here but u sure know your superiors here  

when was the last time u yanked over Razorr's boobs    

This is one of the few times u sound like a derailed juvenile.
Superiors?? Hannibal has got superiors?? All the real men in your village plus the eunuchs can't shake me.
I would slap u and leave u shaking like the tectonic plates that cause earthquakes.
Cristalz is not Razorr. . . . . I don't want to belabour the obvious but i think u have your head so far up your abused slim anus.

Cristalz:
Is Ronaldo going to play on Sunday?

Ronaldo's first game will be at the Stamford Bridge.

As for Henry,like A-40 said,i doubt that his moving to OT is feasible because he featured majorly in Barca's game last night. But the dude's still hot tho,its just the emotional issues hez got going on

Forget Henry. . . . .Fergie sometimes extend his mind games in the transfer market.
He only mentioned that so Spurs can beat down the price on Berbatov.

Nice to see some guys back for the nu seasoneven lewdsters like 4play

You ain't see nuthing yet. . . . .
One thing u'd want to see is when Arsenal manage to win the first 3 games. . .
Every pillock Gaynner around the globe comes here to make individual threads about a single game.

It's getting HOT on this zone. . . . .  .
Shut your windows, close your doors!!!
WORDSMITH is about to get murdered. . . . .

Check this----------

Its legibly unconceivable, mathematically incomputable, inextricably impeccable.
Letz not forget utterly impossible or morally insuperable to assume that I could lose if I battled you.
Verbally hazardous, internetically gifted
I am ripping u into shreds like communism leaflets.
Wordsmith w'anna be famous, anutha spastic ignoramus
I swim with great white sharks n wrestle with alligators.
Killing cats is ma expertise,
Thats why u will find little pieces of MCs in ma faeces weekly.
Priests look in a prism trying to unravel the mystery of Hannibalism
Wordsmith's getting satanically sacrificed in a deep conscious Hoodooism.
Lemme rearrange your ribcage like a 12 gauge at close range.
Ya rhymes are pre-stone age, vacuous like the rants of a mentally deranged.
Wordsmith works @ Wall Street, he aint from the concrete streetz,
When i was penning rhymes, Nigga was perusing spreadsheet.

DeepZone:
You are a very considerate man. Prolly one in every 10M men in Nigeria.

He is prolly lying. . . .
SAM would faint if he sees his bride to be getting humped doggy-stylishly.
Sit who down for which blackmail. . . . . . .Why didn't she tell me about the blackmail??
Did i just meet her??

Cristalz:
@Kit

You've always been dumb when it comes to the Cristalz is Razorr thingy. Yours doesn't surprisem e anymore. If by now you still can't see i'm not Razorr,guess your kids are so doomed to inherit a nice set of the dumbest genes in human history.

Priceless!!!

@Debo
Thx 

Why thank ya enemy.
He is the #1 boobs punter.

@Breast dorks

You've all got mommas.haven't y'all? I'm sure she won't deny any of you

They were denied when they were younger, i am willing to bet they'd be denied again.
Let em try sucking their goat's udders.

@H

Ronny looks really happy in that pic. When was it taken?

That was on sunday during the community shield game against Pomey.

DeepZone:
Will you expect her to do the same to you because you are capable of such behaviour?

Let her do the same thing if she wants.

I'd cancel ma wedding if she cheated 3 seconds before i say "I DO"

Thread was locked.
Onyinye's picture in her spandex may be responsible.
The pic was so , the bandwidth couldn't handle HEAT.

sistawoman:
They are also spineless and doormats.

Can't stand em.
They need to read every rule in the book to make the first move.
Very low confidence and self-esteem.
In a nutshell, nice guys are plonkers.

Nigeria 2-2 Ivory Coast.
Nigeria win 4-2 after penalty shoot-out.

Queenisha:
yu see Hanni darling.
some go to the pool just to see

The standard is falling.
I can't wait for the RAPTURE to happen.

The only time i see things is when a woman is stark naked.

agaba123:
omg lol. Not so quickly. I can differentiate fanny that is split into two from a sided WMD

U may have seen a SHIM.
All those dudes who are 50% complete in their sex change surgery.

This topic has been dealt with over and over again.
Nice guys don't get laid cos women prefer the drama and mystery that surround bad guys.
The so called nice guys are too boring, rigid predictability!

agaba123:
Is that what you think my dear? some of them are very thick that you can actually see em . .,.When I go to the pool to swim, you see loads of stuff you will prefer not to talk about.

You may have seen hermaphrodites.

Queenisha:
well I know women don't have bulges down there but then they shouldn't be that skimply dressed.
WE already know a man has a bulge so why hide it and display the girls?

So u would rather see men's genitals jumping up in their pants like toads??
Queenisha, u are a case!!!

@ tkb417,

Is Dayo-nazi kidnapped??
I will be very glad if that is the gist!!!

Berbatov. . . .Berba-sulk.

Queenisha:
did we ask for them to display themselves in slow mo on our big screens?
what exactly is my fault here.
I was only rooting for my countries and they shove these things in my face.
I should actually be prosecuting

The male athletes didn't ask u to look below chest level too.
Only angles of elevation and eye levels are allowed. . . . .no angle of depression.
You are commiting by looking below the belt.
So cover your eyes before they start the slo-mo schitzo.

Queenisha:
but why do the women wear bikini and the men wear shorts?

Cos women don't have bulging genitals.
Remember volleyball players have to jump to spike.
Umpires/Organisers are wary of what those eyes of yours might SEE.

omoge:
Hannibal won't let us rest now.
man, it is not search and see thing.
the eyes can easily see such as you watch the 6packs/muscles   in slow motion  

Ma eyes don't see bouncy boobs when the ladies are sprinting. . . .
Surely, something is def'ly wrong with your EYES.

onyinye2:
This a wake up call to me. Because i basically were what those volleyball girls wear when i run. I better go and buy a full body suit spandex.

It depends on what u display.
If your assets are small, don't bovver with the full body-suit cos men ain't paying attention in the 1st place.

agaba123:
And they will say that sight does not stimulate women. It is only men that get moved by sight.

Abeg the truth don de commot

Says who??

Sight stimulates women more than men.
All those Usher fans screaming at his sight is due to orgasm, u know.
Scratch that. . . . .U can make that Ush-gasm.

. . . . . . .And yet more women keep pouring in with their perverted pupils.

Cheese n Rice!!!
I cannot believe the staggering number of women FORNICATING with their minds.

@ A-40,

Go n put ur house in order!!!

Watch as the HOLY TRINITY nick all the meaningful titles again like bandits this season.

@ Ruudie,

He is not scared of Madrid. . . .
Mos Def, he wants to play in Spain, that has always been his childhood dream but we ain't done with him YET.
Hmmmmm. . . . . .I don't like Berbatov for the position we need a striker for and the fees. . . .
Huntelaar is the best option.

syke80:
i have observed that the guys seam to prefer ladies that treat them badly(saucy, nasty and bitchy to them), the more they receive these treatment from the ladies, the deeper they seam to fall 4 them. You can even bang the door on their faces, they will still come back apologising irrespective of the fact that they wherein`t even at fault in the first. really its confusing, should a naturally nice lady turn nasty to get the attention of the man she wants.someone please tell me.

Are u taking vengeance into consideration?
Some men stick to this rough weather to win the confidence of a woman and HIT her HARD when she lets her guard down.
So when u bang doors on a man's face and he still comes back. . . .BEWARE!!!!

Queenisha:
LOL
at such times
I look at my man and our eyes jam and he knows exactly where my eyes had been

Such sinful eyes u have got!!

@ Ruudie,

C-Ron is staying!!!

@ A-40,

Compare Wazza n Apache to Hleb and get back to us.

@ tkb417,

Gists?? I need to hear those gists.

@ Emperoh,

I won't be the first to report Berbatov's transfer.
It stinks to me from the very 1st day. How i wish someone breaks his leg like Eduardo.

iykedee:
It all depends on how you broke up. My ex lied and started dating someone else before breaking up with me officially. So quite naturally, I resent her because she always pretended to be the holy one. Hell, she was the one always saying things like "I can't wait to have your baby". She has been trying to get me to talk to her for 5 months, don't pick her calls, reply messages, she wanted to meet somewhere, I declined saying I was cold on a very hot day. The betrayal was collosal so I feel no guilt. I know what she planned didn't work out the way she had arranged. I know she's suffering and I don't care. She asked a friend of mine to ask me just to be her friend but I told him to tell her that I'd rather be friends with an inland viper (one of the world's most venomous snakes).

I don't owe her any form of etiquette, I hate/resent/abhor/detest/despise/loathe that being for being such a schemer. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Cheese n Rice. . . . . . .HELL hath no fury like a man PLAYED.

Queenisha:
My best Olympic sports are the sprints, the swimming and sometimes gymnastics.
But who amongst you find those male sprinters a little distracting with those tight leotards showing off their packages.
The worst of all is when they show the replay on slow mo and the camera man focuses on who crosses the line first but what do we see ?
A hunk of  encaged manliness swinging from side to side to side.
Those outfits ought to be banned.
Some of us are trying to live holy lives.

Why not fess up those things actually tingle ur spine??
U don't have to feign annoyance.

@ A-40,

The only reason United get strecthed into extra time and penalty shoot-out is because we dont have a centre forward.
Midfield/Defence do their jobs but we are a bit short in the attack.
United is the team to BEAT. . . . . . Wenger must be cussing his luck now!!!

Busta:
Yes sir!

U just disappeared. . . . .Radars can't even find u.
Whatz been up?

onyinye2:
WHAT!!!!!!!!
Hannibal aka Mufasa is actually being nice to someone?
It must be a full moon or Jupiter and Mercury must be in line or something.

Onyinye aka Pumba is actually being nosy to someone?
It must be the Chinese year of the tiger and the Hindu year of the cobra.