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Gervinho is slowly gaining confidence and if Nigeria slips, he would capitalise.
He is a thorn in the flesh for the Nigerian defence.

Nigeria needs to score a goal to snuff out the power left in Cote D'Ivore.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeez. . . . . .what a super shot from Gervinho again!!!!!

Cristalz:
Haba. What kind of evil tackle was that? Abeg i'v had enough of red cards o.

OMG!!! GOAL!!!! i LOVE oSAZEEE

That was a superb goal with a fantastic finish.
The move reminds me of Man Utd's super counter attacks.
Nigeria really impressed me today. . . . They are quicker, so much speed and balls are getting to the strikers more quickly.
Well done boys.

stillwater:
Get thee behind me!!! I need my eyes to read my bible, please!!!

U can use brailles for that.
Those eyeballs of urs are making u SIN!!!

stillwater:
OMG, should I pluck my eyes out?

If u are truly a saint, the answer is YES!!!

stillwater:
lol, jealous?

Can't be bovvered.
Just amazed at the popularity the male genitals of athletes are getting on this section.
Everyone watches even saint stillwater.

stillwater:
If something comes to your line of vision you can't help but see it!!!!

I trust u. . . . . .especially when that thing happens to be male genitals.
Too bad the women here are like men. . . . .nuthing to stare at.
IOC should do sumthing about this. . . .

Queenisha:
hannibal,we are watching men run ok
it's coming on here later at about 10 PM or so
I just saw that.
show time!

Showtime to watch men run??
Queenisha, what happened to the movies??
Are u aware Usher/Ramsey Nouah are not in the olympics?? So whats ur interest??

Queenisha:
I just turned on my TV and I see these little gymnastic girls.
They should clear off jare let's see betta

You would prefer gymnastic men n male weight lifters, innit?
Queenisha, what do u really want to see??
Olympic 2020 might go to Saudi Arabia. . . . .male athletes will be half-nude.

stillwater:
Look at who is preaching!!!

Preach?? Y'all women should stop staring at men.

stillwater:
Stare at men's genitals? Please don't spoil me o. I'M A SAINT

Staring seems to be the interest of most women these days.

onyinye2:
Well i was watching Asafa Powell and Tyson Gay actually[i] "running"[/i]. don't know what yal was looking at. . . . .

You are too young to watch that, Onyi.
Try Pepa Pig cartoons.

Queenisha:
do you or do you not have the schedule ?
I want to see the races!!
scratch that
I need to see the races

I don't believe u. . . . . .You need to see those organs shaking side to side. . .
May God deliver today's woman from fornication of the "mind"
In Mosaic days, your left eye woulda been plucked out.

I don't have the time table but track n field events have started.

stillwater:
I just happened to watch mine around 11am this morning on NBC.

11am to stare at men's genitals??

Queenisha:
Chinekee
when did they start the sprints and I didn't know?
does anyone have their timetable ?

It's pretty difficult for me to know what ur interest is in sprints.
The race itself or the genitals bulging??
Can u clear things up?

@ Wordsmith

Hannisis Chapter One. . . .

Lemme start this off by completely pulling off WordSmith's gruff
This ain't no bluff so stop jerking off about 1st round because enough is enough.
The satanic lyrics i spew, float with the buoyancy of a boat
With the potency of a black mamba's bite on your throat.
I am Nairaland's undisputed 1st class spitter
Painting graphic pictures with words for intelligent listeners.
Wordsmith's begging for a time-out because his life is being timed out
The side effects of battling Hannibal would make u gassed out.
Symptoms include pinkeye, nausea and drymouth
The antidote is concentrating on what ma poetry is really about.
This ain't no contest because i am getting your ass gashed
Practisin subliminal lyrical witchcraft on your ranting bitch-ass
Fucking with me, you'll catch a free plane trip to the morgue
Leave your fibres shunted like a malfunctioning cyborg.
Wordsmith, your rhymes are average, u need nordic track to boost your lyrical leverage
Vintage rhythmic high intensity of a Taliban bomb carnage makes me a fucking savage.

Emperoh:
Le Chac
Is something going on between u two?
I am sorry but are u in heat
Blimey. . . . u want to leave London for Abj because of Criz

Cristalz is ma cousin on ma momma's side.
Why can't i leave London to watch a footie game with ma cous??
U sure have a dirty mind.

Cristalz:
LMAO

Don't tell me you're running scared now dearie. That'd be so 'uncharacteristic' of you. Roths are jealous tho. . .ok then,no hugs. Just a friendly handshake

Its time to go now. . .tomorrow promises to be a lovely day.Nightie night

Scared?? Nah.
Whether u like it or not. . . . . .I am staying strapped when coming to ur place.
Your dogs misbehave. . . . .Bang, Bang, Bang. . . .let em have a nice dream.

I can't be watching the game with your rottweillers, abeg.
What if Nigeria score and i try to hug u?? Trust me, when i hug. . . .Its for more than 10 mins.
Rotts are known to be very jealous beasts.
I value ma golden balls so keep those houndz off. . . . . Let em play with their bones in the backyard.

Dumb n Lewd??
Are u aware all those men(Kit, Debo and Loyika) are all family men??
Their kids won't like those adjectives.

Ok. . . . .Lemme represent green n white tomorrow.
Can i stroll down to ur house and watch it?
Leave ma name for ur palace guards and put that crazy dog of urs on a leash.
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm. . . . . .Put some few cans of Heineken in ice too.

Cristalz:
@H
Jeez,didn't know u'd become such a die-hard Arsenal fan ''Forced'' to watch them till the end? Hmm. Interesting. As for me,i so don't mind leaving 'em Gaynners @ the end of 1st half to switch to Nigeria - Ivory Coast. The Olympic QF will definitely be more action-packed and intense than Arsenal's game. . .carries more weight and importance than a mild premiership game the Arses are most likely going to win. Definitely not worth missing.

I am doing this for Debo n his pathetic chumps!!!
Nigeria's game would unite everyone but the PREM pits us against each other which is more fun.
Say the truth, are u comfy backing the same team with Kit, Debo and Ijaw Man Loyika??

I'm not that optimistic about the Eagles,but i like to think they will play better tomorrow,seeing as its the QFs,and the Ivorians are not an easy team.Perhaps the god of soccer just might intervene for Naija,lol.

Eagles should win albeit with luck.
Match might go into extra time n penalty shoot-outs but the Ivoriens are better.

@ Cristalz,

I like ur optimism.
The Ivoriens i saw are more mobile, pacy and business-like than the Nigerians.
Its not impossible for Vankezin to concede 4 goals tomorrow.
Bagayoko, Kalou, Gervinho and few others r the main threats.

Match is at 2pm?? Cheese n Rice!!!!!
Anyways, i can handle it. . . . . . Arsenal should better score 4 goals in the 1st half so the match can end in an anti-climax.
If they leave it late, i wld be forced to watch those villainous gaynners to the end.
Nuthing makes me smile than seeing Wenger's face in anguish.
Blimey. . . . . .Arsenal loss will make me happier than Nigeria's victory.

@ Joe B,

Ssup soldier??
Wat is the dealie?

Cristalz:
Pictures? Ok. Watch out for the DHL guy tomorrow morning. He should come knocking @ about 11am

Stop that joke. . . . . I wanna see it now.

Toure isn't even fully fit.AW's going to use him like that,prob'ly out of desperation

I heard he is now 90% fit.

Gervinho's hot.Kalou believes they're going to spell N-I-G-E-R-I-A tomorrow.Their confidence is gettin me a tad worried for the Eagles.I don't think they'll win this one.

We shall see who would win this one.
I have a sneaky feening Gervinho would get a hatrick though.

Cristalz:
Did someone tell you my lips are chicken wings?

Why don't u show me a pic so i can see how luscious they are??

Nigeria's game is at 11am. . .they won't clash.The Eagles' match should be ending just about when Arsenal's will be starting,unless therez a tie with the Ivorians and extra time happens. Otherwise,there shouldn't be any real clash.

Anyway,worst case scenario,we miss first half of Arsenal's game.No biggie,afterall,country first

Arsenal should have it easy against West Brom unless something catastrophic happens again.
Toure should start tomorrow and thats a big plus for the Gaynners.
Watch out for Gervinho in the Olympic game tomorrow.

Cristalz:
Seems i won't be missing any games tomorrow afterall. . .yay

Its still too early to predict,Jackal. Season's just beginning,and we all know how unpredictable soccer could be sometimes.Right now we look good ; what we should do is hope we stay good.

Seems some people are truly scared to make loads of ''the trophy is ours'' predictions like last season Guess they don't want their words coming back to haunt them

Don't make me give ur lips a big BITE.

One thing i love about the Premiership is the fact that it's easy to see through every team's strength in depth.
There's no way either Man Utd or Chelsea can finish below the 2nd position. . . . .It will be an abomination.
The title is either going to SB or staying at Man Utd. . . . . Fergie is back with his "If it ain't broke, don't fix it".
He wants just one addition(striker) and i am glad with that. . . . .We are pretty much covered everywhere else.

Arsenal fans are not GLOATING like i expected and this aint good news.
Anyways, lets pray they start off flying and winning their first 6 games. . . . That should get Loyika few pre-ejaculations to spill about.
Trust Debosky to quickly liken such start with 2003/4 season and how Eduardo's injury would help the team spirit.
Lordi, Vieira, Banderas and HNIC would start spitting heresies similar to satanic verses.

P.S. Arsenal's game is at 12.45pm at the Emirates. It seems it might clash with Nigeria's game in the Olympix.

@ Eldee,

Where are the gradings. . . .
People can't just say the winner is wordsmith. . . . .I wanna see how he won.
Delivery, wordplay, cheekiness, subject matter and the suspension of disbelief.
Get all the judges back to mark how wordsmith won the 1st round and i need to see POINTS not just unanonymous decisions.
When i see that, i would smoke this bandwidth with more rounds.

@ Debosky,

Where is the predictions thread, u sankwa??

@ Loyika,

We don't have to retain it this term but to silence twats like Keano and y'all. . . . Ferguson would retain the PREM.
It's hard not to see United coming out tops again this season.
The best news coming out at OT is WAZZA is fit and rearing to tear the BARCODES into shreds on sunday.

So shut the Bleep up, sit back and ADMIRE.