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justkunmi:
priceless!!!!!!!!!
Le Chac, that picture is worth a million pounds!!

That picture could be worth 120 million pounds in PRIZE money n bonuses by next May.
Ronaldo & Rooney combo?? Expect EPL, UCL, CC, FA, Supercup and World Club championship.

Busta:
and I can see that you have too much time on your hand and practicing your relationship Psychotherapy on here by coping and pasting from website. . . u really need to contruct your time more wisely . . .just an advise!

Leave the boy alone.
This method works for him. . . . .Let him stick to his scripts.

This will definitely cause hearbreaks on many of our foes especially that pathetic Luiz Scolari.

"Ronaldo was forced to stay at Man Utd" "Ronaldo is a slave".
"Cristiano will not be happy at Man Utd" "The journalist from Brazil(TERRA) swore Ronaldo would join Madrid after EURO 2008"

After all said n done. . . . . .This was Ronaldo and Rooney laughing at the expense of Wenger and Gene Hackman of Chelsea.

@ Kitaun,

With all the heavenly powers conferred on me on this day. . . . . I can authoritatively say u are a lummox.
Who the Bleep is EastBay or Cougar or fuckever name u talk about??
If u have 1/10 common sense, u should know Razorr will never come to Nairaland with a username and support Man Utd.
Cristalz is different to Razorr. . . . .It's a pity a man as long in the game as u claim cannot read between the lines.
Don't make me stick a broomstick in ur pinkeye and make u permanently BLIND.

Once again it's on. . .
Yo-Yo-Yo, feel this. . . . .

Why the hell i w'anna battle with a sissy and his prattle
Ma lyrics like the venom of a snake that wont hesitate to rattle.
I throw a jockey of his saddle, ya blood's for me to gaggle.
The plan is to subdue your crew and beat your spouse properly
I got a fetish for afro-titties, i ma nibble on her nipple.
Me against u is like Bruce Lee versus Spike Lee.
With ma desert eagle, i feel blue spitting ebonics and language so blue
So contagious it spreads flu which leaves your ass glued on a mat like a dying Hindu.
And while your brain`s aching, I'ma have your dame slavin`
Crack 'caine, and  plain white apron over a flame bakin
Wordsmith, u have clashed with cyanide gas
Be prepared to die fast!!

The cheekiest phrase he used to describe Gaynners was: "Bunch of unproven featherweights".
It's a good book.

doyin13:
My future ambition is to be a house husband. . .

So go figure.

This might sound HARSH but i think u are a Arrow.
Why would anyone choose to be a house husband??
Are u mentally/physically handicapped??

debosky:
Another unfortunate soul trying to jump ladders. . . if you try it you shall be cast into the abyss!

My advice is for you to simply jump into the abyss yourself or remain on the friend ladder and admire from afar.

Ladder Theory

That was hilarious!!!!

Why keep a female friend around when u got mad feenings for her??
Better u delete her contact if she's got no benefits to offer.

disturbed:
hi people, i need ya take on this

i met a girl recently like 4 months ago. i got her number and started calling her. we became quite fond pf each other and we like each other. she calls regularly now and sends me txt messages. we talk , hangout and spend time 2geda.
i really like this girl nd i know she likes me so i decided to ask her what she thinks about what we have. as in to define the relationship so i know what's goin onand she said we are just friends!!

i think i'm in lov wit this girl but she wants to stay as friends. i can't be a friend without thinking about her as a lover,

what do i do?

Lay all ur cards on the table for her. . . . . . At this point, u got nuthing to lose.
If she plays ball(fyne), if she refuses ur offer. . . . .Move on.
There are many pebbles on the beach.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=159674.msg2653412#msg2653412 date=1218666140]Hannibal and Doyin

I see u guys r getting excited at the idea [/quote]There's nuthing to get excited about here. . . . .

doyin13:
abegiwhich kain equation be that

more like jack and jill, jane, jacqueline, janet, joan. . . .

U can add Jumai, Jennifer and Jade to that equation.
Afterall, thatz what terrorists get in Paradise in unsullied and untouched version.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=159674.msg2653373#msg2653373 date=1218665448]Howz about u, jack, james and jill all get together and have an orgy. . . then everyones happy [/quote]Jack hates menage a trois.

Cristalz:
@ritchboy

The level of your imbecilic lack of mental co-ordination is both astoundingly sunken and pathetically hopeless. And i guess this condition of yours is very inexorable. Really i pity your excuse for a life *hiss*

Better get off my back and go amuse yourself with your nightly pedophilic activities.Wretched ass-wipe

Just leave me be this luvly night abeg.

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese and rice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya might maim someone in this mood.
Conserve ya ammo. . . . The battle is yet to start.
Ritchboy has got his co-ordinates jammed while following Wenger's voyeuristic attitude.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2652457#msg2652457 date=1218652477]How about Pre- PREMIER LEAGUE? They also played footie back then ya know?[/quote]Those were em stone-age days.
There were no names on players' shirts then.
Forget those times. . . . . .Letz talk about the modern game.

Cristalz:
Congrats Arsenal. Y'all won,no matter how unsatisfactorily you played,lol.

Thru to the group stage of the UCL. . . .Jehovah Jireh be praised

Now the next item on the menu is Dr. Kitaun's Jehovah Jireh jingles.

GOAL.
Adebayor scores.


@ Cristalz,

Twente are just the poor version of Arsenal.
If they had Torres upfront. . . . .They shoulda been 3 goals up.
Easy do for the GAYnners. Congrats to Debo and goons.

Cristalz:
Barca's soaring. 2 - 0. Who knows how Liverpool's doing?

Liverpool is stuck. 0-0 so far.
Liege even missed a pen in the 1st half.
The game is so boring the ref is yawning.

This Anautovic is a bitch . . . . .
He missed anutha one again.

Cristalz:
Is this game getting rough or what?

Wenger has told his boys to make it ugly.
What do u expect?? Emirates is an extension of Al-Qaeda bootcamp.
Check Van Persie's tackle. . . .then Clichy and Eboue's fuckery.

GOAL

GALLAS SCORES.
Eboue's dive earned the freekick that led to it. . . . . .Maybe Eboue would win the man of the match afterall.
British accent and a well orchestrated acrobatic dive. . . .PRICELESS.

debosky:
@ Chac

the supporting player fell, Ade's cross was in anticipation of that run - the only flaw is that he didn't raise his head.

Something Cesc would have done and he is 14 years younger than Ade.

nateevs:
I hope you do pretty soon because these McLaren boys dey play ball oooo

Adebayor is a pillock. . . . . .
Who did he square the ball to?? One on one with keeper and he puts it across.

Walcott is not ready for the PREM.
He has the been the worst player on the pitch. . . . .and Debo calls Eboue MoFo. . . . Wallcott is GrandMo-Fo.

debosky:
Eboue should watch his temper so he doesn't get carded unnecessarily.

Eboue throwing tantrums and asking the TWENTE player "whats up" in a Brit accent?? PRICELESS!!!
Blimey. . . .Eboue of all people can be unhappy about a tackle?? It's like Osama condemning terrorism.

Debosky, u would fare better if u decide to stop being biased.
My dog knows Arsenal have been shitty in the 1st 45. Ya best chance. . . . Clichy's 30 yard shots and Sagna bundled the rebound wide.
Compare that to Twente's neat passing that split ur defence open or when Denneboom walked past Denilson and Clichy like they werent there.

I cannot remember Walcott touching the ball throughout the first half.
It must be a strategy by Wenger to design a formation that would take THEO out of the game.
These twerps would struggle this season. Letting Hleb/Flamini go might prove costly.

Ade caught OFFSIDE again.

Half-Time. . . . . . 0-0.
The only chance in the match was Arnautovic's one on one with ALMUNIA.
Arsenal have been ordinary. No verve.

@ Eldee,

Who broke Djourou's nose??
Denneboom or what is he called is a plonker. Can't he cross for his teammates to score??
Twente should be leading now. . . . . .They just fumbled a one-on one situation again.
Gallas tried to set a trap, almost backfired!!!

Has Walcott touched the ball at all in 40 mins??

This Arnautovic is a Arrow abeg. . . . . Clichy gave the ball away and he cannot capitalise.
Do these TWENTE players get wages or they do this for charity??
They are not serious about scoring.

Po Deep:
@jackal.
Shut up, talk beta jor,

Honestly, there's a black dude(Elia) turning Sagna like Chicken BBQ.
Sagna had to pull him back but then it's been handbags.
Arsenal havent imposed their game here in Holland and Ramsey just wasted a freekick rolled to him from 30 yards.
Whatz he thinking??

You must be new on this section. . . . .

We do this to each other week in week out.

Jeeez. . . . .Twente should score please.
All these chances. . . .Arsenal would make em pay at the Emirates.

@Presido1,

Are these fans on drugs??
They are dancing like they have scored!!!
Whats the excitement about? They must be happy to see Djourou in defence with Gallas.

So Gaynners rely on the Mancs to run their commentaries.
How poor in spirit can u guys get??
Anyways, lemme run it from a very biased eye.

It's been handbags. . . . .Van Persie/Adebayor combo doesn't seem to work.
They get in each other's way.
If there's going to be a goal in this match. . . . . .Twente stands a chance of getting it.
Arsenal's midfield is weak and Djourou/Gallas combo is dodgy.

eldee:
If I say you're daft, Hannibal will tell me I'm wrong
How dare you say sumn as stupid as that??

DeepZone is severely stupid.
She is just feigning ignorance here. . . she cannot tell us here that she didn't get kinky with her juniors in Ilesha grammar school.
Funmi herself got fingered by her seniors in her junior high so what is she talking about??
There are more lesbos in Ilesha than the whole of California.

Queenisha:
ah ah
funmi that one na news?
even pure water girls fight over pure water boys
na today?

Thank You.

Funmi is obviously deluded by the constant bouts of post-gasms she is having.
Flaming onanist!!

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2652307#msg2652307 date=1218650799]Maybe in Fergie's era but then the difference is not that massive i think you should be talking to Chelsea fans or Spuds on this and not a Gunner 17-13 thats how it stands between us[/quote]17-13?? We are not counting the old league schitzo here.
We are talking about the PREM.
Me thinks the count is 10-3.

DeepZone:
The rate is high now among Nigerian men and it's almost an epidemic. I think the terror level should be elevated to orange and the govt should take necessary steps to protect women. Haba, na waaa for themooo. And He goats like Hannibal and Eldee will be telling the world that Nigerian men have abundant women. What kind of image are they trying to protect at the expense of their sisters? Even the last census confirmed it that men are 58% while women are 42% in Nigeria. Go figure why they are killing each other to smell our farts.

U have just reaffirmed ur Arrow status by saying women are 42% of the population in Nigeria.
Hundreds of thousands of women in the North don't even take part in the so called Census because they are not allowed to meet MEN.
If u take all that into consideration then ur brain cells should tell u the census reports are dodgy.
Let it be known that in anutha area of Nigeria, some women are killing themselves over men.
Afterall, we see bitch fights among female students over rich Aristos. . . . U were once in that schitzo so quit the pretence.