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eldee:
@Hannibal
Abeg leave the trany alone
She's busy clutching to The Punch papers for false hope
It seems like her Ilesha houseboy has stopped giving her regular shags

Honestly, the lass needs help.
Posting garbage everywhere on a forum to GET OFF.
What do we call this now. . . . .Post-gasm??

83 topics created in a space of 3 weeks?? Deepzone is lonely.

DeepZone:
In Nigeria or the West? We are talking about Nigeria here? You guys are killing us one by one. WTF

We are trying to put the population of men and women in equilibrium.
Women are too much so let these men reduce y'all.
Killing aint fair but somebody's gotta do it. . . . . .
In the days of Moses, the woman woulda been stoned to death anyways. . . . Polying with 2 men is worse than murder those days.

In the Premiership. . . . . . . ??

DeepZone:
You resort to aggression anytime I catch you with facts.

Seriously, u didn't have to post this here.
May the soul of the deceased RIP but then this sorta stuffs happen everywhere.
90% of the women convicted for murder killed their spouses' girlfriend or shot their spouse outta jealousy.

DeepZone:
Yesterday it was a man killed his girlfriend and commited suicide and today it's a man killed another man over a girl, Very soon, Hannibal, Eldee and co will come here to claim that women are surplus in Nigeria with respect to men. It's not women killing each other over menooo, na men dey kill each other over us.

You are a Arrow.
Why create a topic for this fuckery. . . . . Move the damn thang to Crime section, will ya?
Intel says Amodu and Olalekan are Ijesha freaks.

onyinye2:
The likes of you
Have chased them
Away.

***Yawns****

ifyalways:
ask whitelexi and thread strarter

U promised taking me to ur village some months back.
Whats the deal? Are those village chics ready for a roller-coaster ride??

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2652142#msg2652142 date=1218648803]@Hannibal
Me a Scummie on other Naija forums? not in this lifetime [/quote]But if u have one wish. . . . . . . . .U would swap Man Utd's achievements with Arsenal.

Where are all the good girls/marriage material chics then?
Did they migrate to the other States or they have all gone extinct?

Cristalz:
@ritchboy

Now i see you are the retarded one. Guess you're the only mumu on Nairaland that still thinks i'm Razorr. To you any female that is able to recognize a goal post is Razorr. For the one hundred millionth time, I AM NOT RAZORR!!! Jeez! How daft can people get already!

Better get it in your silly head - as sure as the Falcons are getting their black butts out of Beijing, i am not Razorr,pissant. Geddit??

And yes,better run away from that stuffy cafe,spineless lily-livered codfish You're downright irritatingly annoying.

I apologise on the behalf of that deranged sod. . . . .
Truth is, 7 roaches crawled up his ass while he was pissy drunk.

Yo-Yo-Yo. . . .
This has never be done before, Now it shall be done.
If u reading. . . check this,

I ma break this into pieces, subliminal thunks of a scripted thesis.
Hannibal is back to exquisitely chew Wordsmith minute by minute.
I spit it and i am in this to win it.
Nairaland is about to witness the purest n rawest lyrical genius.
I feed off flesh, bones & natural energy sources
Lyrics with more power than the horses they put in Porsches
Can't be tested or bleeped wit, I'm too reckless
I ma chop off Wordsmith's head just to pinch his fucking necklace
Who want to battle the ill-spiritual, the metaphyscical--he is the Hannibal tha muthafucking cannibal
Wordsmith is dud, a classic homosexual.

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. . . . . . . . .
Who is Wordsmith??
Can i see his resume??

ritchboy:
@dayo
jackal has now OFFICIALLY displaced J-UNIT as nairalands numero uno resident retard.

Classic jackal.manages to say so much without actually saying anything!
the two retarded organisms that created you should be banished from this planet.

U need to get ur head out of your shitty ass.
The 2 spastic beings that joined forces together to make u should be nailed on the cross with "STUPID" tattooed on their crotches.
Like i told ya, get a DVD of Ronaldo:El Fenomeno instead of foaming in the mouth like a he-goat undergoing manual castration.

Frank Lampard has signed a new 5-year-deal at Chelsea . . . . . .This is RIDICULOUS!!!!
5 years for a 30 year-old player?? The decision makers at Chelsea are either SENSELESS or Wenger is a buffoon.
He sold ALL his best players when they clocked 30.

@ Bamsyle,

Has it occured to u 2pac was against all NY rappers??
Like i stated earlier. . . . . . .in 1996, it was East Vs West.
This prompted 2pac to diss almost every NY rapper(it doesn't make him outstanding dissing every rap cat from NY).
Have u listened to "In his own words".
It was the last interview he granted before his death where he said East Coast rappers were too cocky and they don't give West Coast rappers their due credits.

I am not biased. . . . . .Biggie n 2pac will always be in ma top 2 of all time great.
Even if someone better should spring out today, the veterans paved the way in the first place breaking the ground n barrier.
To let peace reign. . . .I am not going to put one cat over the other but please. . . . .Ready 2 Die made Biggie NOT Life After Death.
Even MJ had to feature Biggie in his album in 95. . . . .Life After Death wasn't until the spring of 96 so don't mix things up.
All Eyez On Me was the breakthrough. . . .Of course, rap heads already knew him but to an average man, it was California Love.

Emperoh:
Le Chac
I am being forced to think this is another loan
But not to say we aren't buoyant enough to fund for such a transfer.
The Glazers can also provide the fund i guess

Loan??
Tottenham won't stand for that.
They need the money to bring Arshavin or Adebayor

P.S. Where's that Ijaw boy called Loyika??

@ Bamsyle,

I am never a commercial rap fan. . . . . .The tracks that make it for me in any album never makes it to the radio or MTV.
They don't even become singles. . . . They are the deep tracks only genuine rap heads can find.
Stillmatic got puppy after the first 7 tracks. . . .I cannot fault Nas. . . That particular album leaked so many of those songs were rushed to make the release date. That was what gave birth to "The Lost Tapes" Album.

2pac had 11 months to re-make himself. . . . . .That was where Makaveli was conceived and perfected.
The fact that Biggie/Puffy was making cheddarz while he was locked up even got him more angry.
He knew he had to work hard. Success is the only option, failure was unimaginable.
"Trapped", "Brenda's got a baby", "I get around"(very commerical, ) U have just referred me to 2 different albums.
This is why some school of thunks feel Biggie was better. . . .It took Pac 4 albums to achieve his stardom, it took BIG just one album.

I like 2Pac. . . .Don't get me wrong. . . . . He was a very talented rapper but then Biggie was always ma number 1.
2pac's death kinda helped his legendary status. Honestly, he is a tad overrated albeit very good.
Have u heard "Lets get it on"? Please find it. . . . .U would feel what i am trying to say here.

On the peops Eminem have dissed. . . . . .Where do i start??

Bill Clinton(Criminal)
George Bush(Mosh)
Arnold Schwarzenegger(Ass like that)
Dick & Lynne Cheney(Without Me)
Britney Spears(MM)
N-Sync, Backstreet Boys(MM)
Vanilla Ice(MM)
Christina Aguilera(I'm back)
Benzino(Nail in the coffin)
Canibus(Can-i-bitch)
Ja Rule n MURDA INC(Hail Mary remix)
Jermain Dupri(Say what u say)
Nelly(Detroit Grammar)
ICP(MM)
Hilary Duff(Ass Like that)
Michael Jackson(Lose it)
Janet Jackson(Ass like that). . . .and many more.

loyika:
Chac

Is Kev M more seasoned than Samuel of the Times just admit it, its only because his article tended to favour your warped analysis that you are now praising him. I distinctively remeber putting up articles from Kev M here on Nairaland, and you refered to them as wack. But now he is a "Seasoned Footie Journo", how times change

Ok. . . . . . . .What did he write that is warped??
Are Arsenal efficient??

opokonwa:
I've not seen the Ivoriens play but I believe that we may have a psychological advantage playing them than playing the Argies.
But to score this Siasia team; far from impressive. We have just been lucky playing equally less impressive teams like Holland, China & the USA.
The real test comes from the Quarter Finals. If we ever survive the Ivoriens, then the Semis are the farthest I will give the team.
Except the rest of the competition is also as lack-lustre as our Dream team.

U haven't seen the Ivoriens play??
No wonder Nigerians think they would be easy to brush aside.
Watch out for him: G-E-R-V-I-N-H-O.

The £64,000 question is: Where is this money coming from??
We just paid £32 million for Apache and now anutha £(25-28) million for Berbatov?
Something is very wrong somewhere.

@ FBS,


Please don't make me laugh.

So because we almost won in 2005 mean we would win in 2008??
Congrats.

FBS:
The Argies or Ivy's maybe good, but are very much beatable! Nigerians can do it!

Beat a team of Messi, Riquelme and Mascherano??
Or can we beat the Ivoriens with Kalou, Bagayoko and the player of the tournament so far, Gervinho??
Nigeria should just forget it. . . . .We are not good enough for either the Argys or Ivory Coast unless Kanu, Uche joins the team.

coded guy:
True talk Criz, no matter what Berba's quality. I guess them Arses should learn that Fergie gets what he wants

Its a good thing we were talking bout two quality signings, and at last Fergie landed Berba. Was one of those who would have preffered the Hunter, but since we now have berba then let the Party begin

Berba is now in United he would be Grinning like this while playing/banging in goals against little boys like them Arses

Of course, because i prefer Huntelaar does not mean Berbatov is wack!!!!
I only prefer Hunter because of his young age and much lower transfer fees. . . .Any good striker would do(even Kewyne Jones).
Ferguson may push Rooney upfront(he said he would give Rooney a more attacking role) and play Berba, Ronaldo and Tevez just behind Wazza.
4-2-3-1 seems to be what Fergie is planning to do. . . . .he wants a system that would flatter Wazza.

loyika:
Chac
To show you how silly you can get when it comes to these arguements You are now quoting Maureen in your analysis I guess you forgot this part.

Mourinho was once a manager in the EPL. . . .He won back to back league titles so he knows the strength and dynamics of the league.
I would rather listen to his rants than Wenger's moronic comments.

"Intriguingly, when asked look ahead to the upcoming season's title race and predict a likely winner, the self-styled 'Special One' plumped for another of his old Premier League adversaries Liverpool to come out on top ahead of champions Manchester united and second-favourites Chelsea, who he won back-to-back titles with in 2005 and 2006.

"Man United and Chelsea will be fighting but one day Liverpool are going to get that title. I think it[size=18pt] might [/size] be this year."

"Might" is the KEY word here. . . . . . .It means 50-50. Where are your comprehension skills, Loyika??

Then you also quote Kev M from the Guardian Pray tell, when i quoted Martin Samuels from the Times on Tottenhams false aspirations to break into the Top 4, you went on about how i was deluding myself , but when you quote a journalist that seems to move towards your line of arguement, you feel we should take it. WHAT UTTER THRASH!!

Kev M from the Guardian is a seasoned football jounalist and u gotta admit he was 100% right on those comments.
Arsenal are pretty but NOT efficient. . . . . .Even Razorr(NTA Sports analyst) knows that. . . . .Who says Nigeria cannot produce soccer buffs!!!

Ok, heres something from JT;

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/article4518223.ece

I hope you agree with him too.

JT of all people?? He has to be the most moronic football professional i have ever seen in the Premiership.
Terry keeps ranting "we want OUR TROPHY back" What TROPHY?? A trophy they have only won TWICE in 16 seasons is now their TROPHY.
Arsene Wenger who has won it THRICE would never utter such blasphemy and one hoodlum raised on the streets of Barking wants his trophy.
Tsssssssk. . . . tssssssk, Terry's IQ is nuthing to write home about.

Emperoh:
I guess the game is wrapped up now
I am still not comfortable with the play of these guys now
If we meet the Argies or CIV, na wahala be that ooh
They are core professionals and will kill you off  for any miskates sorry mistake

I mentioned this last week and one poof felt it was too early to say.
U don't need to be a rocket scientist to know the quality between the Nigerian team and the Argies or Ivoriens.
Brazil is also thick with Anderson, Pato and a free scoring Ronaldinho.

Bamsyle:
@Hannibal
'Course not. No under-estimation here. Dr. Dre I respect. Em I also do. But where did you get your 6 notches theory from? What about "Got your Self A, ",? And you refer to these as what else?

You're Da Man
Destroy & Rebuild
Braveheart Party
Rule
My Country

Dude, I thought you said you ain't a commercial rap fan.

Firstly, i am mad at u for getting me up early to reply you.

I am not a commercial rap fan but then i was watching a documentary on Marshal Mathers LP on MTV Base some months ago and i had to give it to Eminem on his verve and panache he put in the production of that grand album. Bitch Please II single-handedly kills all the tracks u listed up there.
How can u tell me "criminal" and "amityville" are commercial??
The tracks that make it to MTV/Radio in any album most times are the worst ones.

Oh blimey, forgive ma error. Dunno why I keep mixing both titles up.

Ok, I'll accept Marshall Mathers kind of edges Stillmatic. Of course that's Em at his finest IMO. But Illmatic? Be honest. It was a journey through the soul of an intelligent black man. Talk about powerful narratives, floetry, complex rhyme patterns, clever word play, impressive vocab and lyrical substance. Those elements alone were what fetched Biggie King of New York. And in God's Son, the singular track "Made You Look" kills a merger of like four of the tracks you listed up there from Marshall Mathers LP.

Thanx for accepting MMLP edges Stillmatic. . . . . . I am going to listen to Illmatic later on me pod. . . Maybe i am missing something in it.
Don't get me wrong, this is one of the most soul-searching album ever made . . Deeper than the conscious Gandhi was born with.

Yo I already heard all those tracks man. 'fact, I was still bopping ma head to Poet Laureate II yesterday through ma headphone (got it on ma playlist). And I loved that Fela beat.

Poet Laureate is a classic. It's a MUST-HAVE for any true rap head!!!!

I repeat you're making an imbalanced comparison here. Canibus was dissing and dropping metaphysics and pure science don't mean he'll finish Pac if he steps to him dude. Agreed Canibus is a first-class diss rapper. That's his insignia. But Pac was is an intelligent rapper. Who cares 'bout 'em metaphysics and science? While Canibus is still reading up his science textbooks trying to choose his words, Pac would have dissed and messed him in about ten tracks in his signature prolific style Is Canibus or any other rapper as prolific as Pac? Most times, intelligence conquers cheekiness man. I leave the rest to your imagination. Go figure.

Pac is intelligent(no doubt about that) but people forget he had loads of time on his hands to make those songs.
Prison life they say can be very boring. . . Compare 2pac before his prison sentence to 2pac/Makaveli(at Deathrow). Massive difference!!
What i like about Canibus is his vast range of knowledge. . . . This nigga can spew. Packaging/Production screwed him up big time.

Now you've joined the bandwagon of those claiming Pac's over-rated. And talking 'bout dissing, go check this link:
www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/tupac%20tops%20diss%20list
Check out the list of top 20 diss tracks of all time. Pac's Hit 'Em Up, by poll, is number 1.

Hit 'Em Up will always be number one. . . . It was a clash between the best 2 cats, best 2 record company.
It was more than Biggie diss. It was the battle of the Coasts.
Besides that, i think that was the first time anyone would mention names in a diss track.

2pac is a very good rapper but then he is over-rated. He became a gangstar after he shot to the limelight not BEFORE.
The only record he had with the law was "jay-walking" Can u beat that??
While em Biggie, Jigga and nas were hustling crack on the street. . . . .2pac was studying!!!!
So it's kind of funny when u hear him talk about gunz, drug hustling and other shitteryThis is why Biggie had more to say than Pac.

And to your guns, mess bitches, Hennessey, Alize n weed references, what about "Against All Odds", "Lil' Homies"? Sure you've not listened to 80% of Pac's songs.

There's no 2pac album i don't have. . . . .ma iPod is a walking DJ(without the mixes)
I have heard "Against All Odds" where he dissed Nas and Mobb Deep but ALL OUT is a better song.

Hell, who did this guy not diss in his days. Check the roll call:

Biggie
Ice Cube
Nas
Jay-Z
Mobb Deep
Fugees
Da Brat
LL Cool J
Lil' Kim
etc, etc

OMG, he dissed all your best rappers!

And last word, don't be pissed with all those gun talks et al. 'member I said he doesn't diss, he battles

Eminem has dissed more peops than Pac. . . . .if i make a list, i would waste valuable bandwidth so lets leave that.
Number of people he dissed cannot be a yardstick but the quality of the disses.
Surely, u have heard 2nd round K.O. That was a classic diss track. No thrills, No mucking about.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=159478.msg2648924#msg2648924 date=1218592087]everyman wants to be al slave deep down inside . . they just don't knw how to say it [/quote]Nah. . . . . .Don't generalise.
I like calling the shotz. . . . If the whistle is not in me mouth, it ain't going down.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=159478.msg2648913#msg2648913 date=1218591917]They do have their uses [/quote]Of course, they are slave niggaz!!

eldee:
That's hard?? try explaining transfers
Try explaining to them that La Galaxy bought Becks from Real Madrid, and not from England
That he still has a right to play for England

. . . . U had me in stitches, hombre!!!

Sometimes I have to go on wikipedia to prove that Bendtner does NOT look like Ross
Please tell me any resemblance between Ferdinand and Kevin Federline??

Both of em look like they would stick a pin on Britney's doctored boobs!!!

debosky:
PS Men don't read your mind when you want sex, they look for overt signals such as the 'woman in heat' look

ROTFLMAOWPIMP.
Overt signals indeed.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=159478.msg2648796#msg2648796 date=1218589223]i like nice men who know their worth

who are self assured and confident

who know who they are and what they want

who understand that being nice and well mannered doesnt mean they are weak[/quote]Letz face it. . . . . . .U love Jew Men.
The yes ma'am men. . . . .

eldee:
Buy a football shirt? Nah . . . chics think wearing a shirt twice is a threat to national security
After the forced smiles and one day of acting as if they care about the off-side rule, c'est fini

Many of em are thunkless. . . . . .
It took me 3 years to explain the old offside rule. . . .Now with the new rule with interference, i am thinking 2019 b4 she grabs it.

Now no one's telling them to jump with us when Adebayor scores his 30th goal, just go watch Friends or sumn else, and stop calling.
Is that too much to ask?

Too much for 'em cos Football season clashes with em moronic shows like Cheaters and especially all those senseless movies on Nollywood TV.

eldee:
Just imagine one chic telling me to come to her friend's farewell dinner on Grandslam Sunday??
With all the newspaper coverage and TV ads Sky Sports rolled out, she din't still understand how important it was to World Peace

Farewell what?? Not on a bloody grandslam sunday.
If i could refuse to pick up a girl at the train station @ 4pm on sunday. . . . . Heaven knows i won't be attending any event at such Godly hours.
They forget football never leaves us when they throw their own weekly temper tantrums.

My Boss told me the best way to get em interested is buying em a football shirt. . . .
I tried it and it didn't work out. . . . .Women?? Smother em b4 u take a rattlesnake's life.

debosky:
men try to be considerate, but many women over complicate things

let me give an example

man is watching his club play and is so focused on it that he isn't listening to you, she goes and thinks 'he only loves football, he doesn't love me'

when she could just wait and talk to him afterwards. These 'rules' will enlighten such a woman to save herself all that heartache and SIMPLY (ooh that word again ) ask him later when he is done.

But no, for many women its comfort ME, love ME, cherish ME, read ME mind.

They are twisted attention seekers. . . . . .They don't want any other thing to be between u and her.
A woman once accused me of cheating on her with MAN UNITED.
I laughed for hours. . . . . .I mean, i have heard many asinine statements in me life. . . .That had to be the 1st.
They simply forget the hours they spend watching back to back series of "Friends" or "Lost".
Buncha self-loathing twits.