₦airaland Forum

meobizy:
R.I.P. to the dead. By now this slumping in bathrooms things should become history. Why aren’t people smart enough to use bath mats in the tub or shower?

Slipping and slumping are two different things sir.

Slumping, as has been noted elsewhere relates more to a probable heart problem, 'generically' defined as cardiac arrest.

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NO

Their church, their pastor, their engagement. I am not opinionated. Whatever makes them happy, although I hold my views and if i speak out, it will certainly go against the man heading the church, I don't call people by those titles, even Jesus had no title, he was a teacher and that was what they called him.

GreeneLamb01:
I'll be brief and simple with my narrative, I promise.
To the glory of God, I have just graduated from KOGI STATE UNIVERSITY (KSU) with a 2.2 CGPA in English and Literary Studies.

As a hustling guy ( now in my late 20's), it was God's grace that helped me pull through my studies in that, I lost my only surviving parent while I was about starting my studies. And that made me had it rough all through my stay in the University.

Now, I have successfully graduated and don't want to be entrapped in this state, Kogi, any longer. I'm pretty sure you all know what is up here in kogi state; everything appears so gloomy and I seriously need to be totally out of it at least, for the time being.

Since I'm just a hustler with no ready relation to nudge me, I seriously want to use the NYSC period as an avenue to get out of this State. I so much desire to stay back wherever I'm eventually posted to for Service; I need a place with a lot of job opportunities with respect to my course of study, English and literature. And that's where the knot is. Which region do you think is appropriate for me to achieve this desire of mine?

Some persons I shared this with specifically advised me to move up North East; they suggested States like Gombe and Bauchi, even Maiduguri while others suggested Ibadan or Lagos.

This is where I need your advice and suggestions because as it stands now, despite the fact I want to register early, I am helpless and wouldn't know the right states to select for NYSC when we'll be eventually directed to start registration early next year. And I just need to plan well against that day.

To you, which states with more job opportunities in Nigeria, do you think I could choose for my NYSC and also continue my life there afterwards?

P.S
I'm also a computer technician and will like to set up my business in the event of not getting anything to lay hands on after service. BUT NOT IN KOGI STATE!

Please, advise me.

Lagos, PH or Abuja, simple. You can stand on your own faster in Lagos, In Abuja you will need some political connection which you can pick up by association. PH will be a lot more difficult except you are posted to oil services. In the final analysis, Lagos provides the best option for start ups. I started here and have remained here ever since.

Stanchem029:
Lukman Olabiyi



https://www.sunnewsonline.com/court-orders-naira-marleys-arrest-over-alleged-car-theft/

I read this with my tongue-in- my cheek.

I am almost certain that this is a minor disagreement that would have led to road rage and someone is trying to show that he is well grounded and another is showing that he is a celeb.

Assume for purpose of argument that there was indeed a car theft, is it a camry that he will be stealing? Even if he is "convicted", he will be given an option of fine so there is nothing to worry about. Afterall they recovered the "thefted" car.

DonBenny77:
I was and still there live at the Congress the great TURNAROUND.
I wonder what Osinbajo was doing there though that man no get fear of God......
The lord's will shall come to pass.
Only agents of darkness will frown at this news

You have been brain washed. I am not an atheist so dont get it twisted. Just wondering how not agreeing with this pipe dream translates to me being an agent of darkness. Trust me he is never building a church as large as ibadan and before you argue, please be reminded that ibadan is the largest city in west africa. Peace

voltron14:
Abeg make una look picture of person wey dey talk.

He zipped his mouth.

I thought they said we are in the last days, in truth the world has ended already. What a crap?

Nothing beats having fun and getting paid for it, if in doubt, ask footballers. Whether male or female or na same same.

Roon9:
Dope! Bikers appear super tough and brave

The key word is "Appear", they are actually not.

Bringback9ja:
At this stage, dss, Major General, Abba kyari, Daura can't do shit no more.

We're not tolerating lawlessness from them anymore. If General wants to test his power, he should clamp down on punch newspaper.

The power he use belongs
to us masses. Not him or his goons.

Talk na water, action na blood, ask el zak zaky and his followers.

lonelydora:
Someone please call Daddy Freeze to see where our tithes are going.

Kudos to Pastor David.

Let us just appreciate this gesture, leave tithe out of it. When it gets down to brass tacks, children of the poor won't afford the cost of the university where they have religiously contributed a percentage of any monies they made throughout their struggling lives.

Go to redeemers/Canaan/etc....

Its not my problem though, no man collects from me except i choose to give. No one tithed to Jesus, no one tithed to the early Christians, even Paul the apostle categorically admitted that with his hands he eked out a living for himself and those around him who were in need. And he was a missionary.

If you want to give, its your problem.

rentAcock:
Honestly I like things like this. We should be proud and embrace our own. I mean the Chancellor of Germany only drives german cars (mercedes), Vladimir Putin drives Russian cars (Aurus Senat), the Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe drives a Toyota Land cruiser, President Trump moves in a fleet of American cars (Cadillac), even the Roman Catholic Pope drives an Italian car (Fiat). It just makes sense to support and grow your own. I'm still waiting for the day the office of the Nigerian presidency will cruise in a motorcade of Innoson cars.

So what are you suggesting that baba should be driving, bicycle?

Starlight10:
lool. If you want to quote someone. Don't add or subtract. Simple

OK ma. Lesson learnt.

SatanTheDevil:
Akeredolu is a maad man.

Sowore deserve to be in prison or shot dead to avoid innocent people dying for nothing. That was how Adolf Hitler started his little revolution with his Nazi party, but the govt of his day simply threw him into prison, he came out and became a democracy hero, contested and worn the election only to become a tyrant that resulted in the death of over 40 million including the massacre of 6 million Jews; if only he was shot dead the day he started his revolution that sad history would have been avoided.

That was also how mad nnamdi KANU started his ipob - hundreds of Igbo youths have died in the process including jack his beloved dog, but ran away to abroad after causing so many trouble.

The FG did the right thing by nipping sowore in the bud before we have another mad man causing trouble. He should be detained indefinitely or better still shot dead.

Hate speech.

Starlight10:
She wrote 'Missing Nigeria' and not I Am Missing Nigeria.

For your mind now you smart oo?

Please what is the difference or is Nigeria missing?

Jabioro:
Why was he looking down? He should be able to look straight and face the law, anyway it was magistrate court that had no jurisdiction or power ro attend to murderer case.. your file to DDP then to high court..more dirt beans to your stomach.. idiotas!!!

They deliberately commence this arraignment at the magistrates court with no jurisdiction so that the accused can be detained perpetually while the DPP's advise is being awaited. The man will stay there for long before he is convicted.

DenreleDave:
Naaso I dey my house jeje oooo, na jeje I dey ooo when one babe, na just frnd sha say she wan come my side to plait her hair ooo.. So she ma wan branch my side.. I no u guys are thinking of another thing but na lie, notin dey btw us... She has a bf and she always tell me abt him so me self no get interest...

As she reach my side, I wan cross main road of Iyana’paja to meet am oooo, I no look left and before you know, I was in the middle of the road with a bus speeding towards me... I cudnt go front, I cud only move back a little so I did and I guided my self with my arm...

Honestly, the only place I have seen this happened is in American movie where a moving bus will hit someone and ambulance will come carry... All those bus guy always running with speed for that middle road meant for lag bus at Iyana’paja but the driver wasn't at fault sha, it was all my fault.. I was focus on the lady I wanted to go meet and forgot that there is bus running like flash at my left side.

I thought it was imagination when the bus hit me and threw me away... I was just rolling on the floor ooo inside water. Immediately I felt an heavy leg and a bruised arm. Imagine I was still asking for a job to avoid not dying of hunger only for me to get knocked down by a bus. If it was a trailer, I wud have died. If not for God, I wud av been dead also but I don't know how come I was still alive and can type this sha..


Nairalanders, help me Thank God... Never saw this happened to anyone before except for American movie ooo..


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helinues:
I[s]t seems you have resorted to be cancelling comments without countering it?

Does it mean you do not have counter arguments?

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I saw no fight. Is there a part 2 somewhere?

PrinxArthur1:
if this is true he must have staked about $7000 ,with Joshua's odd market range from 1.43-1.47 that means he made extra $3000 gain not the purported $10,000!

Experts...I hail.

ipledge6:
not only wrong but stupid. Are we supposed to let Jonathan continues with his mediocrity? If Jonathan performed well, will people vote for Buhari. Sowore and Falana are among those that protest against the people that tried to keep power from Jonathan in 2010.


I’m tired of hearing this bullshit

Was buhari the best option that we could have aimed for?

Thinkandwin:
When are they going to kill him in custody? It will be fascinating to watch.

I think there is a rule breached, i dont know which one exactly...

Area4Area:
If he can't come in to give his parents a befitting burial then there's something the coward is scared of

I ask again, what difference will his presence make.

I have an uncle whose mom died and was to be buried at a time he had some 3 weeks training off shore. The guy just made the necessary arrangements and traveled. The dollar allowance for 3 weeks for his position in the bank (I think he was a GM then) was more important than standing by to see his mom committed to mother earth, a rite that was still carried out anyways.

Is there something else you want NK to come and do for you?

Aderupoko2:
How will Nnamdi Kanu come home to bury his father?

Is he an undertaker or a pall bearer? can't his kinsmen bury him? Must Nnamdi Kanu come in person before the dead is buried?

seniormallam:
Even if you want to do agbero, Yoruba will ask his son to goto school first afterwards you are free to do anything with your life.

Like all those "graduates" that park your car at Marina and collect N500. Real "go to" school. Weldone Sir.

NgeneUkwenu:
Aide Ko, Aide Ni... Mtcheeew!

You are still talking? You still have a voice? I am ashamed on your behalf.

Wettoid123:
Keep Quite! Nigeria is a sovereign nation you cannot invite outside world to interfere in our internal problem, in the first place sowore is still suppose to be under the custody of the dss,he committed a treasonable felony because he planned a revolution against a sovereign nation which was tag" revolution now"
So I believe you know the penalty for that cos Nigeria is not a Banana Republic there are still laws guiding us, #istandforonenigeria#

So who is the ultimate arbiter?

When the court sets you free in a matter, you are indeed free unless and until a superior court changes that freedom.

It is very unfortunate to be a lawyer in a lawless environment.

Later, the masses who should join forces in fighting this evil will turn round and say the judges are their problem. You expect a judge to sit down when gun wielding rascals are in the court to cause mayhem?

What am i even saying? I am sure your power of comprehension is below sub - normal, so you can't even relate with what I am typing.

How have the mighty fallen and the weapons of war perished. For rhe avoidance of doubt, i dont know his political party or anything about politics in Nigeria, i am just shocked that this can happen to the high and mighty in this country. There is hope yet. Nevertheless i feel for him for as Shakespeare said, when beggars die, there are no comets seen, but the heavens themselves blazes forth the death of princes. MAZI ORJI, e don be for you. May the new broom at Amanzu continue to sweep the nation clean. May this go round and may we never have sacred cows.

RxSameer:
All diz visit the nearest hospital might be too risky the best 1st Aid if u notice that u av been poisoned is to find charcoal mix it with water or any liquid n gulp down as soon as possible.

My dad taught me this charcola remedy too. If you think its imperative you must vomit, if you can find that insect that build cobwebs...name has escaped me...eat it raw and you will vomit immediately