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YorubaNinja:
Rubbish! It's a taboo for a Yoruba to migrate to a savage cannibalistic jungle like that of Igbos.

Drunkard

Simplyleo:
Whenever I hear "navy officer", I always think of those navy guys with white white and white shoes. They also have gold coloured ranks on their shoulders.

But this one is not wearing any rank on the shoulder, though I can see white top. And I'm sure the trousers isn't white. So how is a naval officer?

This type is called "Naval rating"

Dem be like korofo in the army and recruit in the police

Officer ko, General ni

Reginaspice:
fake resumption


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Happy Birthday. God bless your new age.

Macsjebs:
Wow, Twuale Sir
I studied International Law and Diplomacy in unilag too for masters
finished last year, still on my project though

I also saw a thread like that, but I believe u must have gotten someone to do the dissertation, if not, It's also one of my side stuffs

Currently writing a Master's project on someone's behalf alongside mine

Thanks for your kind offer. I have long immersed myself in the research proper and currently doing fairly ok. I will keep you on my radar Sir.

Macsjebs:
Boss, you are another intelligent person I will be meeting on nairaland, I just checked your profile and saw a topic concerning dissertation on International Law and Diplomacy

You did MILD?

Good evening bruv. Thanks for the compliment. I am humbled. I am running a PhD program in International Law and Diplomacy. I hold degrees in Law.

Macsjebs:
They are gradually sending Nigeria to the poorest of the poorest countries with all these loan in quick succession

The one Babangida collected in 1991, they haven't finish paying

They should just continue, we are here watching

This country is fully mortgaged....

Those guys will just foreclose it as a nation in the fullness of time

The world police has been dealt a mortal blow by its strongest fellow contender

We underlings continue to peep while searching out dishonorable graves

...the fault perhaps is in us.....

manuelreports:
Sadly
This is what you hardly hear in Anambra South
May be because of exposure
Remember Agulu eri Umuleri that year
That War was bloody

Before Ndi ofe hydraulic will come here and start shouting Igbos this Igbos that
Please Kindly use that energy to start changing those brown roof to give ur Cities a decent Look


The proactive Governor have already waded in and the infuriated fractions have shielded their sword.

"sheathed"

Macsjebs:
Apparently!

Don't want to talk much so them 'pro-covid-19' people won't come after me

We are sort of aligned bruv....

Watching as events unfold but picking gaps everywhere

Macsjebs:
Watching in 3D

If they keep increasing figures for Lagos these way, the state may end up scaring foreign investors away
Check my signature

You sound like it is some form of distribution...even and uneven distribution

Habiyo:
Hmmmm, did I hear him referring to the churches as entertainments. May God have mercy on these bunch of fools.

But are those guys not entertainment artistes? Let us say the truth abeg. What do they preach beyond theatrics?

I am myself ordained minister of the true God so do not even start that argument around being an atheist.

Adefemi404:
A facebook user identified as Ngozi Uju has thrown the social media on fire after she opened up betting on who will satisfy her on the bed. According to her, no man has ever satisfied her, she broke up with all her boyfriends because none was able to satisfy her. She is ready to bet any man who claim to be strong on the bed.


Read her words

"No man born of a woman can satisfy me on the bed. I can last for 1 day nonstop during sex. I have won many bets from men who believed that they are strong, we Placed bet on who will win but in the end, they got exhausted and ran for their lives.

Sometime ago, an American guy placed bet of $3,000, he vowed to kill me with sex. He came to Lagos and booked a hotel, the guy went 3 rounds.......
Read more
[https://real-global-info..com/2020/05/no-man-born-of-woman-can-satisfy-me-i.html]

Ok you win. Can we discuss the mysterious deaths in Kano state?

Ay04z:
Sha prepare. Bekos phone of like 35,000 2 month ago is like 65, 000 now.

But why?

Openbusiness:
Which Union bank branch in Lagos did he get the virus? They need to start telling us specific info so that we know the places to avoid. I heard a rumor, rumor oh, before anyone come and start asking me jamb questions, a rumor that satellite town, festac, agboju etc that the virus is spreading like mosquito there. I just pray that it is fake news because dis matter don dey get as he be. Oh Good God of Heaven and Earth, show me your eternal mercies in these trying times. A 1000 may fall at my side, 10,000 at my right hand but no evil shall befall me or my loved ones. No evil shall befall us, no plague shall come near our dwelling places, Coronavirus will not harm us in Jesus mighty name!

The thousands that may fall to your left and right what offence did they commit

budaatum:
I thought they don't do court!

Not only do they do court, they helped improve the fundamental human rights history of the United States by the plethora of litigation they brought to bear on fundamental human right breaches.

SadiqBabaSani:
I m nt confused Oga, I m sayin dey re definitely supresin information

Did you just say definitely without proof? I am not even gonna argue with u

zedegit:
DJ cuppy go sweet o. How can I get one on one with her?

In your dream. Very simple

budaatum:
You do indeed have the right to termimate my employment when I am no more of use to you.

Please give me notice, as you would expect me to when I terminate my service to you, or pay me in lieu.

Deal. That's what the whole convo has always been about. Notice or payment in lieu thereof.

budaatum:
I do think there is a bit more of a process than this. After all, if the contract you gave me did say "no reason or explanation", I might have taken my expertise to your competitor. And we are many seeking damages. And it's these sort of cases that have formed our labour law, which currently is not generous enough since its missing:

⬛ One month for every year of service over five years.

I will only pay you what is due to you in lieu of notice. There are a plethora of cases around that principle sir.

So yes paying a month for every year of service doesn't preclude me from serving you that letter communicating my intention. It also does not mandate me to keep you in my employment against my will. My point is, an employer reserves a right to untie that bond subject to paying minimal amounts as may be agreed either in the terms of employment or as may be foisted by the labour laws but nothing more.

NaijadrivaCars:
Gbain gbain gbain oh

kerewa wa wa kerewa wa

Oh na dem? See as dem don chop up

Person push woman...woman push person...e come fall iyakata for bed....e wa kiriwawa

Omoejigbahe:
Damage control, 2023 in mind, for your information Atiku will never come.

Business is run for profit. It is not about Atiku or anyone else. If there is no reason to keep paying outgoings including salaries and wages, then disengage and close the branch. There is no business called charity.

Angelfrost:
Actually, you do... There is something called Labour Laws, or employees' or workers' rights!!!

You don't just wake up and disengage your staff for no lawful or legal reasons...

Funny you. You actually could. If the employee believes it is not properly done, let them sue. However note that there is no law that can force a willing employee on an unwilling employer. At best they can get paid damages and even at that, it will only happen if the legal department of the employer is not strong or the HR function did not carry them along.

Simple. if you need to sack anyone just say, your services are no longer required. Provide no reason or explanation. There is no law against that language, tested and proven.

Born2conquer:
Lol

Customised how?

Perhaps a better word is "personalized"

Whatever the term used, it simply means you fork out about 250k to request that an inscription of your choice be provided as your vehicle number. (eg. HACKER - 1) instead of EKY 234 GS which they would have ordinarily provided in the course of new numbers generation.

lebete3000:
Gosh!!!

But people dey ball for naija sha...meen I need to roll with men like you, to know how to setup a business man!

I'm a medical Doctor but not interested in opening a Hospital biz, cos naija patients no dey like pay Hospital bills.

I'm thinking more of setting up a beer parlor and then upgrading it to a bar. What do you think?

Lol i am not a business man bro, well i have a law practise by the side but i am a legit employee. I am also looking at going into the line of business you hinted but it is a retirement plan for me.

lebete3000:
That's because of the mentality of the country you're in.

What's the name of the nice ride you changed to by the way?

The guy you quoted is kinda right.

Ever since I picked up a prado 2016 (or so because i am not even sure of the year again) (upgraded) and then i personalized the registration number, I have never been stopped by the Police. When they do, it is always about what I have for them, no one talks about papers. Some in the earlier days were so funny that they will only touch the body of the suv and touch themselves and then raise both hands towards heaven.

A whack country this is...

homeboy205:
I understand, but check a situation out.

Let’s say you have 10m in your bank account today and you REALLY REALLY wish to drive a Benz(I MEAN THOSE MONEY YOU WILL SPEND WITHOUT THINKING TWICE NO MATTER WHAT). You can still opt for 3m Benz just to be safe.

Ok. You are my friend, you just bought Benz of 3m, in this Nigeria economy. I know you don’t have only 3m, I will predict you having 5m(not to exaggerate)...

But after buying the car if you go lowest key and let 1 or 2 people know you are broke. (I mean having people buy fuel in the new Benz)Mehn believe me everybody will believe you are broke..

What OP is trying to say is that those homeboys are broke and they are driving big cars forming big boys. You need to stay under the same roof with anyone before concluding they are broke.


So to answer own questions , IF YOU DONT ACT BROKE IN NIGERIA THEY WILL DRAIN YOU ....

I have first hand experience...

At bolded.....So very true, I am still in that pot as i type and I am tired. This pandemic is sort of giving most people reason to ask...

...and may be they are genuinely broke

LilMissFavvy:
Ohh.... God pls help married women o, it's like nigerian husband's are so unfaithful to an extent that those commenting are telling the woman to be grateful that her husband still finds her attractive, or is having sex with her alone. So a Nigerian man is not supposed to be having sex with his wife alone or find her attractive, huh!

Wait until you marry. No put mouth for matter when you never bam

blackpanda:
Tomorrow these ones will say they want God fearing husband. Smh

They can only desire Allah fearing husband and we all know what that means. If I say Bo and you say Ko and another person say Ha and one man now says RAM, me i know know oo....

Chikelue2000:
dear FG....pls declare a state of emergency in Kano.....let there be full lockdown dis time with d help of d military assisting....d hausa man is known to be very careless n stubborn...who may not even care to obey simple health routine....but with d help of d military that should change.....it's time to act fast FG....pls

Chikelue...minding your business is a very big and inundating business.

Simplyleo:
Very unfortunate.

I disagree. On all fronts. Even the police is your friend only when dead. And if what I hear about the governor is anything to go by then....

It is not unfortunate.

Righteousness89:
Many of this things these ladies do is not them... Many of them are Filled with demons

Then arrest and exorcise her of the 7 demons

owukpa:
For the third time since the beginning of the lockdown announced by the federal government to curtail the spread of the novel coronavirus in the country, Dunamis International Gospel Centre has donated food items to its members and other people to cushion the effect of the stay-at-home order.

Distributing the third batch of the items on Wednesday at Dunamis Lord’s Garden, Airport Road Abuja, the Senior Pastors of DIGC, Dr. Paul and Dr. Mrs. Becky-Paul Enenche, admitted that they were not unaware of the effect of the ongoing lockdown on residents of the federal capital and other parts of the country.

The clerics said the gesture was done reach out to those who could not afford food items amid the pandemic.

Dr. Enenche said Wednesday’s distribution was the time the church would be reaching out to people, irrespective of religion or denomination since the lockdown, which he often refer to as ‘open up’ began.

He assured that the ministry would continue to reach out to the less privileged and the venerable.

IDOMA VOICE observed that among items distributed were: hundreds of bags of rice, cartoons of noodles, detergents, vegetable oil, tuber of yam, running into hundreds of thousands and other food items.

Also speaking, Dr. Mrs. Becky Enenche urged the people to continue to observe all precautionary measure advised by medical expert, assuring that the pandemic would soon be a thing of the past.
See pictures below.

SOURCE>>>>

https://www.idomavoice.com/2020/04/covid-19-dunamis-shares-food-items-the-third-time-to-cushion-effect-of-lockdown-on-members-others-photos.html

No big deal in returning a fraction of the people's tithe to them. In the corporate business world it is called CSR. Giving back to the society.

JasonJidenna:
You see why I dislike Facebook?

Someone who was kind enough post the picture of a man who died in the US, but 15 Efulefu's "LIKED" the post.

They could have liked the fact that through his pic they are trying to identify him which on its own is not a bad idea. Just my view