₦airaland Forum

cabat1:
This thing is getting out of hand. I believe God will help His people.

This is not about God. Our people are not taking this thing serious. Did you watch the trial of Jennifer and the burial of Kyari? Are you still calling on God's name in vain?

What plans do we have in place to arrest the explosion and manage the impending deaths? Nigeria's healthcare system will be overwhelmed when sh*t hits the fan and that is happening shortly. I weep for this country. Sadly no one can travel out now.

ignis:
Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria. We behave reckless and stubborn in Nigeria, but when we travel out to white men's country we act coordinated at our best.

Simple lockdown and stay at home order has become very difficult to obey. Why offloading lifeless goods during this period of lockdown ? Well the driver of the goods must have bribed his way through the security personnel.

Wisdom 101 teaches that you don't argue with a man carrying gun, whether Armed Robber, Army, SARS or Police.

Anyways RIP to the death.

So the killing is justified I guess?

May we never see bad. In my life time I will kill every living thing that is related or connected with or to that policeman. Personally.

Harllaby:
[color=#000055]Bruv, this isn't joke o . I remember crossing a lady, she forced me to reverse my crossing[/color]

Were you that much ugly or she hated you that much?

adewuyi91:
My own gf requested for a breakup yesterday, jst because I'm broke.
I'm still presently in shock.
Bro, my babe shout for me for phone, I shock
Later called and apologising it's out of reflex

I will gladly accept a break up proposal for now and see me mess you up when this period is over.

Paul2love:
Lagos unrest is becoming something else, why always Lagos?

Center of Excellence...if you know you know

GAZZUZZ:
I'm glad you moved

Yes bro. As some sort of big fish in a small water...just saying...i would have been some of the earliest to have recieved their visit.

Bekool:
Where is the almighty sw amotekun when u really need them most or is it just a political tool for 2023?

Its true ooo. Shebi there is Amotekun and OPC in Lagos sef

GAZZUZZ:
Vigilante mode active .

Bros i remembered you when i read this awawa shi* but your area is secured tight. God be with us all

fayded:
I'm dating an akwa ibom girl currently.
I dunno bout d sex part,she's a virgin so we haven't done it yet(yes I confirmed, and I'm sure).although, she looks like she'll be a freak in sheets when we eventually start.
She's actually wellbehaved and always dress decently,contrary to what y'all are saying bout akwaibom girls.
And yeah, she cooks well too.
And very loyal.

I will find her and take her from you. Lazy yoot. Who are you saving her for?

Born20win:
Sorry meant to say cote

From cut to cote you..

This covid-19 dey affect brain too?

Sorry sir.

OluwasureGig:
Hi nairalanders, I know the world is battling coronavirus and I probably shouldn't be talking about this at the moment but I could use your advice just incase we all survive this pandemic that has so bedeviled us.

I'm a young man in my mid-twenties and by this time last year I was broke and had a very poor account balance but by the Grace of God things are different now. My business is booming and I'm balling. Now I'm the type of guy that likes to look good and smell nice always, and this might just have proven to be my Achilles heel

It happens that there's this extremely beautiful girl I've been crushing on in church and I finally made my move this Sunday. We got talking and exchanged numbers. Now this girl is like my dream girl; she's very very beautiful facially, tall, has a fat ass, perky boobs, flat stomach and very straight legs. She basically looks like them models we see on IG

The problem is I asked her out and she said she can't date me because she thinks that I'm "too clean" and would therefore cheat on her as a result. I've tried all I can to make her change her perception but she is not coming along. Please what do I do or say to this girl to make her date and marry me because I've already sworn that she'll be my last bus stop in the dating world.

Please your advice will be duely appreciated. Thanks

Simple. Start looking 'unclean'.

nairalanduseles:
NBM is a brotherhood that fights for equality and fights against oppression of any sort

Nmb is not violent but tries to educate the world about blackism

That man does not represent what we stand for

SM no dey B for secondary school

OG Barundas

Lie. Dem dey Bam. You can graduate and become a Lord.

faith2kool:
I Waited For 6 Months To Have S*x With My Girlfriend, Only To Find Out She Has A Pen*s

Man narrates How he waited for months to have $€x with his Girlfriend, only to find out she has a Pen*s.

READ BELOW:

“I WAITED for six months to have $€x with my girlfriend only to find she has a penis.

“I met her at a party. She wasn’t the prettiest there but she fascinated me.

“We spent the whole evening together then started dating. I’m 20 and she’s 19.

“We took our time to have $€x because she said she was a virgin and I was too.

“When she finally said she was ready and I saw her naked, I was shocked. Then I thought, “What the hell? She’s still the same person I love.”

“We took our time to have $€x because she said she was a virgin and I was too.

“When she finally said she was ready and I saw her naked, I was shocked. Then I thought, “What the hell? She’s still the same person I love.”

“The $€x side was awkward at first but finally we both enjoyed it.

“She told me I was the first boy she’d ever had $€x with. I told her that was OK because she was my first girl.

“She’s talked of gender-reassignment surgery but I’ve told her I’ll still love her whatever she decides to do.

“What is bothering me is: could we be considered as gay? I don’t feel gay because to me my girlfriend is a girl.

Source: https://tigblog.com.ng/2020/03/28/i-waited-for-6-months-to-have-sx-with-my-girlfriend-only-to-find-out-she-has-a-pens/

Return my data and 2 minutes of my life

Ayax:
Too bad, and they say police is our friend.

The only good policeman is a dead one

Godpikin4real:
Very law abiding citizens compared to those in d centre of Excellence. The traffic on d every Busy Badagry expressway haz refused 2 clear desire the sit@home order.

There is as yet no sit at home order in Lagos

GAZZUZZ:
worst time to date or be married to a pilot, or air hostess

Your thinking though....i am still dating an air hostess....

oyi1:
You Can Take Adamu Out From The Village

Buh You Can Never Take The Village Away From Adam.

Just Look @The Matching Outfit Of The Socks & Tie

Both colours are Transcorp. They headhunted me. Tony doesnt joke with colours of his subsidiary companies although he always dons red, the colour of power

realstars:
If any state needs this airport should be aba, and they need cargo plane for business,

Aba is not a state, Abia is.

ty4real123:
Growing up as a child wasn't a rosy one for me. I wouldn't categorize myself as a child that was born with silver spoon because I went through hell.

On some nights, I would go to bed without eating. On very bad days, I would sustain lots of injuries as a result of the beating I received from people I lived with.

As at the age of knowing what is good and bad, I found myself in a Motherless babies home. Before then, I used to see every child as my siblings. I saw the lack of resemblance, the disunity and several other factors that sent the signal to me that we weren't siblings.

On several occasions, I saw dignitaries come to where I live to donate foodstuffs. They come with items such as bags of rice, provisions like milo, milk, sugar and cornflakes. They also brought items like tissue papers, soaps and other materials.

I lacked motherly care and affection. I attended my primary, secondary and tertiary education while in the motherless babies home.

When it was time for me to get married, a young man called Ken came my way. He looked charming and disciplined. He was educated too. I felt we could build a home together.

He proposed to marry me, I accepted. The whole engagement process played out very fast. A date was fixed in which I shall visit his parents.

On getting to his parents house, I met his parents, they welcomed me in such a nice way. Something was not right as we had a conversation. I noticed the mother of my fiance staring at me constantly. I got worried. I started thinking if I had met her somewhere before that time.

It wasn't long, she called me aside. She told me to show her my back, I did. She also told me to show her my thigh, I also did.

She recommended I go for a DNA test. I took the result to her. On seeing the result, she fell to the ground and started crying, I was surprised.

I thought I had a genetic disorder. Another thought that came to my mind was that those birth marks I had on those parts of my bodies were spell casted on me.

She started pleading for forgiveness. She narrated how she had thrown me away after my birth because she lacked the available resources to take care of me. She said she has a strange feeling immediately she saw me, which was the very reason she demanded I show her my back and thigh. She also said to clear her doubts, she had to recommend the DNA test.

I don't know what to do at the moment.

I feel like not forgiving her because my heart is heavy.

What do you suggest I do? I'm thinking about my marriage.

I love my fiance.

Trust me i only read the title. I hate wasting time on fiction except its James Hardley Chase

Edams224:
And do you need to attend any university to be taught "how to mind your business"?.. Is minding your business that difficult for you to do?

Elementary knowledge should have taught you that when you make comments in a public forum, you open yourself up to acceptance or criticism. If you dont want people to get involved in your business, you shut da fuk up and dont type rubbish

Edams224:
So i should now automatically become a Jehovah witness member?

What is the relationship between your comment and the post. Comprehension should not be this difficult

lalasticlala:
Davido is ready to get Chioma, The Chef Chi Pregnant again 4 months after the birth of their first son.

The singer revealed this while reacting to the new gorgeous pictures Chioma shared on her Instagram Page.

Gushing over Chioma’s pictures, Davido said:

"U so sexy I’m gettin U pregnant again.... I love u my dear wife ... who ever near u nah 6 FT!!"

Who needs a Nigerian used tokunbo...no be only 6ft

Mrshape:
There is a general misconception that
(1) mathematicians are not good in English
(2) mathematicians are not good at writing .
(3) people that are good in maths use glasses.

First mathematicians know English rules even more than some of does that criticism their errors in English, but they pay less attention to applying them mainly because their focus is on the manipulation of numbers, shape analysis and critical thinking. A proof they actually know these rules is their ability to detect errors in their writing.
This might be true to some extent, but not all mathematicians have bad writing, some have good phychomotor skill.
The use of glasses is mainly as a resut of eye defect.

Mathematics is a universal language(not English) if you don't understand it you are at the mercy off those who do.

The number of errors i picked from your post validates the claims you have made. Further, it follows that you are good in mathematics. Weldone.

What are you all even saying? Even the BODMAS still no make sense reach today. The only thing that makes sense is my ability to convert pounds , dollars and euros to Naira. Anthing else is a bonus or a scam

Kendroid:
God placed her at the right place at the right time. Trust me, HARD WORK PAYS!!!

Hard work is drudgery and doesnt pay. Working smart pays. This is the 21st century bro.

AshiraWealthy:
They need to sit down and discuss a lot. 3ml is not a meager amount. 5 years of leading the man on is not a joke.
So he should ask certain questions like why she let him waste all that time and money despite knowing her heart is not with him. Or find out if he's the one causing the problem and needs to step things down a bit. Like the bossy attitude she complained about.

My point is, it is ok to engage when there is still room for change. Their case looks like a closed deal. Why flog a dead horse. Marriage is not a do or die. They should both move on before we start hearing stories that touch.

AshiraWealthy:
Hmmm...
You tot she loved you while she was only using you to aquire her education, and you being deceived decided to take it to next level even when that was not her mission (get married to you).
Who knows, prolly she has seen someone she plans to get married to after using you to complete her education. reason she was postponing the wedding.

Sit her down and ask her to tell you the truth if she has someone else, that you'll let her go if she wants. Then hear what she has to say cos whether you like it or not, both of you have lost interest and things might not be the same. So its better to ask, let everyone know their stand.

So why sit her down to discuss what is already written boldly on the wall. The guy should just man up and let her go. He is complaining of training her in school and a wedding of N5m, why not cut those losses and move on? You want to keep pouring more water into the basket?

daisidavid:
Fine self you no fine! Las Las you're a home breaker ... and hot temper as well!! Tell me what you're doing till you get to this age and still left outta marriage! Tell me why you're still single! Please I don't understand! Now someone gives you same lyrics for defrauding your body you now start causing commotion everywhere!!!!
It seems so funny seeing ladies at this age still single and searching when you know your prime time is within 24 -29!!!....... Date your mate woth no car una no go gree!!! Laslas them go say married men are sweet and caring!! This the result o

People like you are the reason some ladies endure torture and dehumanizing treatments in the hands of animals parading as men. Must she be married at all costs? Why do african men take pleasure and derive fun in degrading women, is marriage an investment? The lady in issue here is angry that she has been lied to and taken for a foo.l , why are we now twisting it to sound as if we have this lady's antecedents? Its a shame.

arinze198:
http://pmexpressng.com/must-marry-lady-tells-married-man/

She should just have brought an action in civil courts for breach of promise of marriage. The man may still not marry her but she will be able to get pecuniary reward in damages. If the man refuses to pay, then she can go to his house and ensure execution of that judgement. So true the saying that my people die for lack of knowledge. Meanwhile there is no provision of law that can force an unwilling man on a willing woman.

Electrification:
As far as I am concerned,the country might not be very far from another civil war if the condition of things don't change, look at the level of insecurity, hatred among various tribes that are supposed to be brothers and friends,level of injustice in the polity.there can never be peace without justice,sadly we haven't learnt much from the tragedies of 1967.

Nothing will be learnt considering the blatant refusal to teach the history in schools. I remain very ardent in the quest for knowledge on the history of the Nigeria-Biafran civil war, and i am personally learning a whole lot.