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mitey: ^^^^ Bloody Hypocrite!!!

Thanks.

For the records, this forum remains 'faceless', so i do not see a need to impress.

[quote author=Ms_Steph]Please I want to knw if there is any side effect from d above to women. Cos some pple say it can damage a woman's womb. Is it true or are there other side effects.[/quote]Keep smoking your stuff jare. If tobacco and indeed alchohol had anything to do with the womb, all the ashewos wouldnt be taking in ever or better still would not be taking preventive pills.

Tobacco taken in moderate levels does no harm, if it were to be otherwise, it would be banned completely. Have you ever been able to buy acid from the streets?

The owl cried yesterday night and this morning the child died.....

What sort of omen is that....

Some people were deported....

Then.....

I have said nothing oooo.

I believe in nemesis sha

There is a strange resemblance between that policeman and Governor Fashola, or is it my eyes?

Pancho01: I wil Laugh n laugh n laugh n laugh n laugh... Glance 1 more time on d paper, Luk around me whl laughin n tryin 2 catch me breath... Enter d car, keep laughin n laughin, den drive away....

My exact reaction. I just read this now and can't stop laughing. If the dent is not much, I will arrange to fix it. If it's something much, I will talk to my insurance company for an assessment and a repair. It's a crazy world

xynerise: Its awkward spreading clothes on the veranda. Backyard is better, where no visitors can see them.

But some houses in Lagos state have no fence. Your backyard is another man's veranda

Eko o ni bane ra ra.

I never acted in any unto wards manner against pedestrians. I am always conscious of everyone's potential of driving at least one car in a life time. I slow down where there are poodles to avoid splashing people with dirty water. Even when I mistakenly rush people to cross zebra crossings, I always slow down to apologize. Recall, all that trekk are not without cars, some parked and are walking down for convenience. I do it a lot when I am in Lagos island. I park at the Marina car park and walk to my destination be it CBN, NSE or any of such places around broad street and it's adjoining business areas. Finally, some people trekking actually drive better car than you do, so I belittle no one.

[quote author=trae_z]Always have the courtesy to quote from your source man; copyright and all. respect Elnathan John's intellectual property

http://www.dailytimes.com.ng/opinion/how-behave-car-owner-nigeria[/quote]Busted.....

I love what is happening. I am Igbo by birth, Biafran by orientation, Nigerian by coercion and so I request again, anyone interested in buying off my house here in Lagos should indicate. Please send me a mail so I can plan my homeward move. It has become clear that we will have to move finally. Long live Biafra and may Ojukwu rest in peace for he is the man that saw tomorrow

mencade5: wow, nadia, i hav benn searching for gynaeoid, tank God u re here sweetie *winks*

You got in late. My advice, don't commit suicide, I am not involved but she is taken. Be advised.

May the poster above continue to do well and may I continue to be better than him IJN. Amen

vixen2: women should learn how to care for their children . . they should stop given then to relations . ..jeez

Dummy. Animals will hate me for classifying you as one. Dolt. Please read the post and correct yourself

coputa: It is more disturbing that over fifty percent of this numbers are of igbo extraction....can somebody tell me why...

Except you are clairvoyant or part of the 9000 which therefore gives you a glimpse of your other jail birds, pray, where did the article delineate the numbers into regions in Nigeria. Chicken
Brain, little wonder yo are finding it difficult in life to become somebody. Akpa amu

[quote author=tpia@]I for one am not in support of destitution.


Imo, tackling the problem of destitution is a joint effort which needs to be handled by both the govt of the place of abode and the place of origin.

Nobody should try to skip their responsibility here, if na to enjoy the national cake now, the enjoyers do not call everybody to come and enjoy- they do it quietly, so there's no reason to now start publicizing other matters simply because you prefer destitutes stay destitu

Beggars from any state can be taken back to their state, regardless of tribal affiliation or origin, this is not a tribal matter and neither should it be taken personal.

Let us be our brother's keeper, there is no joy in knowing people from your state are destitute elsewhere. Put something in place for such so they dont fear returning home provided they committed no crime while there. Even if its farming or healthcare, do something.[/quote



Good point and responsibly made. So what do we to the destitute Yoruba boys that claim omo onile at car parks while sleeping inside broken down vehicles and under the bridge every night only to wait for opportunity to rob unfortunate passers by and car owners. The car Park at marina is under concession to a certain company but after paying the toll at the gate, some near toothless vagabonds will extort more from you at the risk of vandalizing your vehicle when u are gone. Are those not more destitute than the typical ibo boy struggling to sell gala and biscuits

to you on the road and therreby adding to service your economy. Fair is fair and just should be just.

Adam200: Instead of the igbos to thank Gov fashola they are there bashing him, calling him all sort of names. I want all the igbos to learn from "GHANA MUST GO" go home and develop ur states

....and who developed Lagos?

....when a fool types, you can only expect to read foolishness.....

Eediet.

nedu666: FANTASTIC SERVES IGBOS RIGHT LET THEM CONTINUE DEVELOPING OTHER PEOPLE RIGHT. FASHOLA PLS CLOSE LADIPO,ALABA,IDUMOTA,ASMPADA ETC. DECLARE ECONOMIC WAR ON IBOS.WHAT IS THE WORST TO HAPPEN THEY WILL LOOSE A LOT LIKE THEY DID IN CIVIL WAR BUT WILL BE MUCH WISER.

AS FOR LAGOS IT WILL BE LESS CONGESTED, RENTS WILL FALL AS SS OUTWEIGHS DD, BANKS WILL CLOSE SO MANY BRANCHES, INSURANCE WILL LOOSE PREMIUMS FROM THIRD PARTY, SEAPORTS WILL BE LESS CONGESTED, AIRPORTS LESS CONGESTED, REVENUE FOR STATE AND LOCAL GOVT WILL FALL, PRICE OF REAL ESTATE WILL CRASH, ALL THESE PETROL DEPOTS WILL LOOSE CUSTOMERS. IN ALL SO MANY BUSINESS WILL STRUGGLE AND WORKERS WILL LOOSE THEIR JOBS. INFACT LAGOS WILL BE BETTER OFF

IBO ON UR PART U RETALIATE BY DECLARING ECONOMIC WAR ON YORUBAS. BOYCOTT GTB,STERLING,SKYE,STANDARD CHARTERED,IBTC,NESTLE,UNILEVER,PZ,P@G,HONEYWELL,ELIZADE,RCCG,WINNERS,HOUSE ON ROCK,CAC,MOUNTAIN OF FIRE,ALL CHURCHES WITH YORUBAS,DIVIDE THE CATHOLIC AND ANGLICAN, BOYCOTT GLO,MAIN ONE,TANTILIZERS,ALL EATERIES,EVENT ORGANIZATIONS,DEAL GUINESS A FINAL BLOW,INFACT DECLARE TOTALITY ON ANY YORUBA BUSINESS. BOYCOTT BEING THEIR DISTRIBUTORS.WHAT IS THE WORSE THAT WILL HAPPEN THEY WILL REDUCE REVENUE,SALES,TURNOVER,AND AS USUAL FIRE THEIR WORKERS.

BY DOING THESE TO EACH OTHER, WE WILL LEARN TO RESPECT EACH OTHER.LAGOS WILL STOP DRAGGING POPULATION FIGURES WITH KANO,ALL THESE TALK OF LARGEST GDP, BIG CUSTOMER BASE, ECONOMIC BASE BLA,BLABLA WILL END.AFTERALL WHAT DRIVES LAGOS IS POPULATION NOTHING MORE. AND CONSIDERING THAT NORTHERNS AND NIGERDELTA ARE NOT DAFT LIKE IBOS WHO POPULATE AND DEVELOP OTHER PEOPLE LAND. LAGOS WILL BE LIKE OTHER NIGERIA STATES. PEACEFUL AND QUIET.

There is sense in what you typed even if you were shouting from the roof top.

Please anyone interested in buying my landed property? I am done and wantto sell and move homewards. It is becoming clearer by the day that disintegration is just by the corner.

peppy luv: The last time I checked the most intelligent woman in Nigeria prof Iweala was not yeroba! Neither is my beautiful,smart and intelligent cousin chimamanda Adichie
Or is there any yeroba woman in politics that have brains?NO rather u pple take "any thing" Tinubu forces on u!ur yeroba fake muslims rule and u hypocrites that call urselves xtians can't do anytin abt it! U can neva rule Lagos! *did I hear u say,u r 1?*lol 1 indeed. COWARDS!

Na jealousy go kill u,old hag,go and marry or are u also in the que waiting for the motor park chairmam iyaloja's son?or ur father is not tired of bleeping u?
Intelligent indeed,wat did u graduate with? Obviously a pass or a narrow escape to 2'2
Akwuya! Banza kowei!

Omo, you dey vex oo.

Take it easy ni.


Abi you no get respect for adult women folk? That woman is your mother's age oo. Be warned

ilugunboy: Stop ranting....

Go and show some love to you "deported" brothers and sisters...give them shelter...food and water.

That is the way to show you genuinely care about their plight and not just braying like a goat on NL..

Why are these Igbos trying to outdo one another on who can shout most about this non-issue?

You keep using the phrase 'braying'....dogs 'bay' and goats 'bleat'.

It is important we do not parade our ignorance in a public forum. I would not have commented on that if it happened just once, but a repeated use means you are ignorant ofthe usage and should therefore be 'whipped' back into the line.

As for your SAN governor sending my brothers (even none igbos) back to the east, he also paraded himself as ignorant and wimp. If he is not afraid of what the Northerners will do to his sorry a$$ why did he not send the beggars and almajiris loitering the whole of Lagos state back to teh North. Or do you have an explanation as to where he will send your area boys and touts who do nothing but harrass people for 'parking money' etc etc.

He has commenced teh job of building a bridge, when he is done and we get there, we will cross it.

I am the defence lawyer. I will stand for the defendants. Let this man bring it on...

He should file and serve me with his processes.

My team is waiting to justify the death of Jesus Christ. We will also exonerate satan from Jesus' death.

I agree with you. In a crowd (let's say we are hanging out in a local pub or open air) mosquitoes dont bite me. Reason is simple, the few that manages to get their proboscis into me fly away drunk and they tell the rest to leave that man alone as he(that is me) only has alchohol flowing in his system. they just leave me alone. Reason to drink a lot more beer and multi-alchohol

Having analyzed all the comments, i think that dude is an adult bottled up in a kids body, what you call 'arrested development'. Should it bother him, i think No. he obviously had no hand it. Should he savour the glory and quid that comes with his stature, I think yes. In all, bro, you are not a child, so worry less and do your thing.

Oya come and try am with Lagos rats. The rats in Lagos have since perfected the art of controlling the house owner. They will be looking at you and sniggering with their nose in the air. You will be looking at them in amazement and will only take a step when they are done and scampering away. Na today??

I am certain those facts are taken and can be applied in the western work place. None of those counts in 9ja. I can tell you because i know. employees have rights 'on paper' that can hardly ever be exercized. If you doubt it, complain to your boss over any of those points and you will get a transfer to an office close to the kitchinette (that spelling is wrong i guess) or worse still a letter telling you that 'your services are no longer required'. Wanna go to court, your employer will put a SAN on your case and by the time you are done, no sane employer will want to recruit a staff that has the 'tendency' of taking the company to court. Please do not apply hook, line and sinker. It wont work here, not yet, at least.

And why do most ladies have bow-legs? does it in anyway have to do with their gender? Justasking#

chemashie: Really surprise people are just seeing this product for the first time. This is the same product I have advertised several times on nairaland, NaijaMarketPlace Facebook page, tradestable, olx, 9jads etc. We are still the major distributor of this products and other newly invented products. You can check tru my profile on this product or google backless, strapless, self-adhesive bra in Nigeria.
We deliver and collect cash @ point of delivery.

Bless you bro. This ish had been out there for quite a while. And to think that the supposed elites amongst our women folk are grinning just about now for a product that has been out there for quite a while. Anyways, its all good.

Temismith: Dammit!!! Did he steal the whole of delta state ni? Free d man joor...

Is he your brother too??

There is an urggent vacancy that needs to be filled in a Non Bank Financial Institution in the Lekki axis of Lagos State.

Lawyers interested should send their CV to hard_body99@yahoo.com.

5 years experience and above will suffice. However, fewer years of experience with a willingness to learn may be considered. The successful candidate will work directly with the Company Secretary.

Some families do have them, i swear. I reject owning such an extended family IJN. Meanwhile, men and women should do what is legit and legal and stop creating confusions after they have departed. Imagine if he had a Will. No body would have dared take away whatever he willed to any of his wives or kids. A lesson in life for those of us still living.

Adrenaline123: Michelin. New one not less than 10k

Guy he said SUV and some 4 years ago, i bought each tire for 75k and for the 4 tyres i coughed out about N300k. Where are you gettingyour N10 from?

Why is it that you guys dont read, you just pound away on your pc so u can claim first to post rubbish

I am disqualified based on the set criteria.

I am from Abia but haven't stayed there for up to three (3) years. I have been in Lagos for an extended period of time but i have no relative in the civil service.

All of those are disqualifying factors. Nice topic though

Ibrahim shekau has been sighted in Afghanistan in the early hours of today