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[quote author=tpia.]this babyosisi is known for mobilizing wicked spirits on nairaland.

she's an expert in instigating, most times she targets true believers ie bible believing christians. Myself as an example.She wages a very intense war on christians, you're only safe from her and her gang if you're half christian half juju or whatever. And she will literally gang up with any type of unbeliever to attack christians on her radar. It doesnt matter your religion, even if you're a satanist, she will become your best friend just in order to meet her goal.

see what she started again now, smh.

she was the one who came up with this picture, she also was the one posting pictures of deeper life weddings even before now.

very demonic entity, may God forgive her.

hope she doesnt reap what she sows sha.[/quote]I do not know what to believe, but with these invectives now being poured out, are you any different or better? just asking

lorretta u: exactly.the earlier these dudes realise that rapping and wearing low waist jeans with blings on the neck and having a few bucks to produce an album while smoking away ur senses with weed isn't a big deal,the earlier for them.I don't even understand some ladies self.the way they disgrace themselves cos of these celebs is short of humiliating.
Celebrity ko celebrity ni
Give me a mature stable man anyday.
Most of these male celebraties are the epitome of irresponsibility.not all anyway

I think it was in PH airport (Omagwa) (en route Abuja) when we boarded the shuttle to take us to the tarmac, and i looked up, and there was RMD. There were these two ladies who were already standing and gisting, one of them upon sighting RMD gave out a long shriek , of course her friend remained very calm and RMD did not even pretend as if the woman said anything. I felt so embarrased on the lady's behalf.

My point? Ladies should learn to behave themselves when they see these hyper rated failures called celebs. What is it with Aaaarhhh, ehhhhhrr, sign an autograph for me, bla bla bla. It is people wo celebrate them that give them the morale to be acting like demi gods

Symphony007: It is indeed rare to see all these men together considering the bad blood between them: some of them staged coups against one another. It speaks to a sense of maturity...presenting the most exclusive club in nigeria. The presidents club.

From left to right: general abdusalam abubakar: chief ernest shonekon, general ibrahim babamgida,chief olusegun obasanjo, president goodluck jonathan, general yakubu gowon, alhaji shehu shagari and general mohammed buhari.

One connecting thread holding them together - 'Thievery'. They collectively ran Nigeria aground and posterity will never forgive them for they have plundered our commonwealth and heritage. Left several destitute, others they made widows and widowers while children were made orphans, motherless or fatherless. They will never know peace, not even in their graves.

[quote author=C'est moi]www.olokunbolablessing..com[/quote]The long and short of this is that the woman is old, but no one knows her real age. Putting her age at about 120 is speculative.

Having said that, i do agree that staying alive for too long creates its own problems and complexities.

I do wish her well and thank God on her behalf that they have not started calling her a witch

4chi: Now you know the IMPORTANCE of a deadly striker in a team. Now you know that without YEKINNI the so called westerhof eagles is nothing. But like everything Nigerian, he was frustrated and humiliated out of the squad by KESHI and his mafia group. Now let him manufacture his own striker.

So you would have wished for Yekini to still be playing for Nigeria till date? We have strikers, but they are all down with injury. I have a level of confidence in this team. You know a good team by their ability to create scoring chances and utilizing them effectively. These guys created enough scoring chances and very close on several ocassions. Let them continue to play together to improve. Appropriately beefed, SE will be the African team to win the world cup.

smoothcrim2014: Ghana has had a depleted squad for years. In fact we have never been able to put Essien, Prince Boateng, Andre Ayew, Muntari, Gyan etc etc on the pitch at the same time.

There is no evidence the players you were missing would have made a difference.

Emenike? He scored 5 goals in Russia! Victor Moses. He only scored 1 goal in the EPL.

Our players Essien, Prince Boateng, and Muntari have scored on Barcelona which make the core of the team that humbled you.

This confederation cup was a by-product of continental championships right?
Did Ghana participate in the African championship select?, If yes, why did they not qualify to become the best in Africa?

We played the best team in the world- Spain and if you were anywhere near a TV screen, you would have noted that the spectators supported Nigeria all the way and do you know why?, It is because Nigeria, even with her depleted numbers played fantastic footbal. And those who understand the game are aware that we did not have the full complement of the team that brought us Glory from the African Nations cup. So Smoothcrim, Just shut up and go commence rebuiding of the comatose Ga.ynian football.

Photoshop thingz......

immortalvoices: I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD..... "Son what can u make of the scores 3-2"
Hmm I am still trying to decipher it meaning!!!

I knew it. so those bad people eventually got you. The voices are evil, we will exorcise you. may the good Lord not allow you to enter the market. It is well with you son. Yaba Left shall not be your portion in Jesus name

etenyong: ahahaha, They defraud d man of his 80k, and been ask to bail demself wit 2million each. My Lord, pls its 2much.

They are not usually expected to deposit the bail money. That money is only paid if the accused jumps bail and it is collected from the surety who also automatically gets arrested and detained with a bench warrant until he produces the accused. A good reason not to bail a person who is not very well known to you.

Policewoman: ALWAYS

You are married? Who marry police? Maybe na police marry police. Una two go born soldier.

idnoble135: smh. But wait, you mean we have fishermen in Borno state?

Is that not where they have the famous yearly Argungu fishing festival? If it is, do people fish on dry land? Just asking

sambos994: Can you not read? He saved Nigeria from embarrassment in Calabar. You know....the game against Kenya?

Bros na wa for you oo. So you are humouring that dummy by answering his s.illy questions. He that is a foool and knows not that he is a foool is......

Free that tellwisdom boy abeg

[quote author=Okija_juju]See how beautiful Dubai looks from the sky..


Meanwhile, elsewhere in West Africa;

Peter Obi is giving SUVs to rulers..

Rochas Okorocha is roasting corn by the roadside.

Uduaghan is arresting a Facebook imposter.

Ajimobi is busy bailing his wife from Police custody in London.

Jonah Jang is trying to rig an open ballot election.

Jonathan is fighting Amaechi.

e.t.c..




All this and this is what Nigeria looks like from the sky;

[img]http://maboulette.files./2013/04/makoko-shanty-town-lagos-lagoon-nigeria.png[/img]
[/quote]Okija, this pic was taken en route port harcourt. This is how they go from Lagos to PH. They first come and pass third mainland bridge to get their bearing right especially Arik.

ziccoit: Let him take pictures over Nigeria air space and see how it will look like.

Interestingly it will still look beautiful even if not like Dubai. Touching down at the international airport at Abuja last week at about 9pm, i saw the view at night and i was overwhelmed.

Even Lagos looks cool viewed aerially until the flight's decent come closer down and you start seeing the red roofs of all those mushin, agege environs.

Les: ol d rest have 31, except febuary alone, ah swear, me follow u sing am o. This ppl, their calender has two septembers in a year. I wonder which septembe (2) my buffday falls in again o. Nawa o

That is the Chinese calendar. After all the entire story sounds Chinese to me. They are making sense only to themselves.

Nothing short of great ssexx

Some good points you guys made.

However i am certain that when faced with serious and tactical teams like uruguay and spain, our boys will show character. I just rationalized that match as when you ask the super eagles to play a random side of 11 players picked from Ajegunle. The Eagles will try to show that the AJ guys are below them and that is where you will see players trying to dribble goalkeeper. If Spain and Uruguay make it near impossible to even get close to the goal keeper, the SE guys will not need to be tutored to fire from any reasonable distance. You can take this assertion to the bank

When i am coming home and there is a large pool on the road, i should park and wait for days until the water dries off abi? or when i am on the road to Oniru from mainland and it starts raining i should park and wait for the rain to stop and the flood dries off abi? you guys are serious, very serious. My montero has been swimming through little oceans and nothing has ever happened. Bouyed by that fact, i had gone ahead to acquire the 2012 Mitsubishi Pajero with full option. I have not tested her on the terrains although maximum output is still heart warming. All those una theory na for book. If rains and rain water makes that much damage, they wont be any cars on Lagos roads. I only switch off my airconditioner when driving through water and the only reason i do is because some friend told me it could be dangerous if i dont. Infact, if it is raining and you are driving on third mainland or before it towards the island, the guy tat overtakes all vehicles driving through the water by the left is my humble self. i no send una with all these explanations

Here in Oniru, before i could finish reporting that it was pouring it stopped. The weather looks as bright as anything and tere is no threat of rains if the sky is anything to go by

[quote author=Mynd_44]I don't think it is good ooo. Cos the rain will just wash the cement away from the concrete mixture and leave only the stones and sand. Plus it the drops are large, the surface will not be smooth as the drops will make an impression on it[/quote]Bros like i said, it wasnt a foundation proper kind of thing, they were pouring the concrete inside holes meant for pillars (pardon my jargon i am not learned in that field but i hope you got my drift). Whatever the situation, the mixed sand, cement and stones were all staying inside the dug out with the rods being put in there.

The parallel foundations were laid W(still with rods and all)when the weather was much better.

hurricaneChris: I have suspended my activities on site this morning. we were abt casting a concrete floor bfo I saw this news on twitter.

Another day lost!

Arc Chris from Yaba! :-)

the man from Yaba left, i thought water was good for concrete. When they were piling my property in the villa (i call it piling because it was massive and the soil is clayey) they worked while it was raining and the engineer (i later sacked him) claimed that the rain was good for the concrete they were pouring in and the rods they were stationing in there. Abi the man na fake? But as i said, i have since fired his sorry azz

Ok. Right now it has started pouring. Reporting from Oniru axis

[quote author=Mynd_44]Reporting from Ketu, The rain is not falling here oooo. It is even hot sef.

Not even a drop from the sky......[/quote]Ketu follow? Anyways it has not started here in Oniru although the weather is very threatening and unfriendly.

Diasporan: Football is not like that.Weaker teams tend to go stronger as a tournament progresses.Mark my word Nigeria will be the only team in the group that will beat them with that huge margin.Spain might not score more than 4 or 5 goals.I can bet my next salary on that

Bet a salary? Do you have a job? Yeye dey smell.

Your other point make sense though, I tend to agree.

This is basically a training session for Nigeria. However they should know that Spain and uruguay will not be lenient with these guys and qualification might be dependent on goal aggregates and that is when we might start biting our fingers. They had better be serious for their sake, na dem dey collect winning bonus and I no dey follow them chop am

chaircover: How do you disown your child anyway. Do you suddenly just stop loving the child or what?

I can understand their frustration but verbally disowning him is not the answer to their problem. A child is permanently linked to his/her parents for life so they are just wasting time.

You can legally untie the knot by advertising it in the papers. The reason is that often times when the child commits a crime and disappears, the police will come to arrest the parents as a first step (which on its own is an illegality). However, if you publicly disown such a child, then his sins will be visited on him only. What you are saing essentially by that act is that i am no longer your mum or dad, i will extend no welfare to you and do not extend anything good or bad to me. Thenceforth, you have become alien and indeed stop answering or bearing my name.

The bad side is that a really bad pickin will come back and eliminate the man (or woman) sometime someday

dgitrader: Let's not rush into conclusion, going by the report, Nigeria has nothing to do with the detention. It's also not logical to detain foriegn journalist in unclear circumstances like these, it's not good for the image of any country. Best practise is to blacklist the media organization. Nigeria better learn from the Chinese. Let's wait and see as events unfold

Bros, logic 101...Oya answer

What is the difference between

a. Nigeria and b. Niger

Question 2.

If a person from Nigeria is a Nigerian, a person from Niger Republic is..........

Answer all questions. 5 minutes.

The father committed a crime and so did the daughter. The daughter had no right at law to have taken the matter into her hands by cutting off the father's head. She has committed a more serious and heinous crime.Although what the father did was wrong, morally bad and legally unjust, yet his daughter will be punished for culpable homicide. It might take some time before the community releases her to the police but someday sometime the long arm of the law will catch up with her. There is no expiry date in crime, so no matter when it is, she will be apprehended and made to face the wrath of the law. Doing otherwise will amount to creating a wrong precedent namely that any young lady can cut off the man's head and claim she has been Rap.Pedd. Now that is a precedent that goes against public policy and will never be supported in any clime.

....And where is Policewoman? She should come and explain this.

I have always said it, the only good policeman (or woman) is a dead one.

[quote author=Alyricist★Laura]Brazil has a Soft Side for this Upcoming World Cup Imo

How Many Ashawos can i buy for about 40,000 grand$Us in Sw Nigeria?

I Am Planning a Trip Soon.....

Will i just be Afforded The Luxury of Infinite Naija Vagene, or is it Costly?

I don't pay Us Prostitutez more than 40$ Bucks

400-600$ When i am in Vegas.

I'm bringing about 130,000$ grand with me on my trip to Naija, and i plan on spending 40,000$ on Ashawos, and like 11 grand on mask,items,culture pieces,Ornaments ect...

Who do i need to Call?[/quote]Call your father's Ho.

Being a long timer in the business, she will lead you on, after all, like father like son. It sure runs in the gene and in the family. Except of course you are a basstarrd??

A lot more of this instruments of mass destruction will keep coming in. Let's just hope our people keep an eagle eye on all thes modes of transportation. Even Biafra in it's hey days could not boast of such accumulation of amunition at any given time.