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spiceadole:
Mom ~~~ £250/month X 8 months now + £500 for her birthday 3 months ago.


I can say I have spent at least 5 million naira on her this year.


Dad...Zero!
I don't like the man.
We don't talk ,haven't seen for years.
He benefits indirectly from mom

Reconcile with your dad.

There is a limit to how far you can go in life without fatherly blessings (especially if he is alive).

Your reconciliation will remove some stumbling blocks you currently have in your life, this i have seen.

Greed runs the world.

Na wa. $40 drug sold for over $28,000 and it is not a crime ?!

columbus007:
If you see thieves for corner and you come see this policeman face, which one you go first fear?

Brother for Nigeria. You better run toward thieves than Police.

Thief will collect all they can, even pray for God to bless you so they can rob you again but Police, God forbid someone goes missing only to find his/her body somewhere months later.

Just ask me why they are harassing the young man, no be hin dey drive wey dey go ask am for driver’s license or anything. You can hear the driver saying if they want to search him they should search. Still they wan carry the young man away, why?

He was wise to record, carry him away to where? Wasn’t it in the news trending that year how Anambra Police dey involve in kidnapping and organ harvesting. No follow Police go anywhere if no commit any crime, stand and record

Racoon:
Chai! One of the worst set of policemen in Lagos. Don't pray anything join you with NPF Festac division. Witnessed same with the ones in Alimosho area of the state. The endemic rot in the police is pathetic

Bruhh!

Festac Police ehn! Several ago, Festac Police wey stop me on bike on my way to Amuwo, saw calculator and test slip with details slated for the same day and said I was a yahoo boy?!

As in ehn i don’t understand, yahoo boy wan go write job test

I para for the e-diot ehn, baba say make i enter their korope I no even answer am again. I just jack my phone from hin hand, waka comot, shebi hin dey wave hin gun make hin do hin worst.

Thank God for life, I don’t know how Police recruitment is done, cause how the worst humans are being accepted into this black organization beats me

Sold an “Asset” to go into an uncertain situation.

Thoughtless move

Freshtruth:
My salary is 480k per month in an offshore job but I can't swim I need advise


I am thinking of quitting the job

God abeg oo.

480k for an offshore is way too low for the risk. When people dey siddon for office (safely on land) dey collect more than times two of that amount.

Me wey dey risk my one life go come collect 480k? I dey craze. @OP go and learn how to swim ooo lol. The day kasala go burst, all your swimming lessons go turn practical

Jokes apart being in an hazardous situation in the middle of a water body (sea, lake, river) is a very terrifying experience. No be joke.

meobizy:
Swimming is an option in such a job. If you’re dropped in the middle of an ocean, where you wan swim go? After forty hours, you will succumb to weakness and eventually drown. If anything, someone who can’t swim will die first without wasting hope.

People have survived 3 days lost at sea.

When

Brendaniel:
My annoyance now is Seun and his mods have disabled right click because of people copying and pasting their rules, they are just making the platform more stressful to use, they are behaving like Tinubu who will leave the cause of a problem and be fighting symptoms while damaging things because they are part of the cause of the problem.

You guys will keep going in circles till you get rid of political influence and tribal bias on Nairaland which you Seun and almost all your mods are part of...

Omo ehn.

No lie here. It is really as if Seun is just trying to make the platform more difficult to use.

Don’t even get me started on the spam bots, if I can’t speak my mind freely (without insulting anybody or cause any social discord) why am i logging into Nairaland?!

immortalcrown:
You have a foundational problem. The course is not useless. You are the one who used the course to render yourself useless at the moment. Many that studied Political Science are gainfully employed. Even some people that studied Medicine or Nursing are jobless. To show that the problem is with you and not with the course, you said you don't even know where your certificate is.

But there is still hope because you are still alive and very young.

I get your drift, but mehn na grace. No be who run pass dey carry 1st.

But you are right, even Bsc French people are very gainful employed lol.

I checked out a girl’s profile on Friday, She has Bsc French but Mama dey work for a private company wey me with my prestigious Bsc, MSc and other professional certifications dey currently hustle to port to lol life no balance

Till all Nigerians do away with greed, Nigeria can’t get better.

Nigeria is now the kind of place there are powerful people working against our national interests in place of their personal interest, for example as you are praying for stable electricity; one powerful Nigerian with loads of wads can go to NEPA office and meet with their Oga at the top; pay so there won’t be electricity in a particular area/state for a particular period

So what do we tell God to do to people working against our national interest now ehn. Most of these people won’t stop, except God calls them “home” (to hellfire).

MufasaLion:
You don't need anyone to tell you that the figures in the attached screenshot is their annual income.

Blood of Mufasa!

I had to ask cause even graduate trainee dey collect above this per annum in most mid sized firms talk less of bigger firms.

RevolverOcelot:
Never trust a guy that shaves his eyebrows. Wether white or any race.

Lol Baba resemble one of the characters in “Mad Max”

MufasaLion:
I'm above who you can argue with.

Check below:

Is this monthly salary?

Matter for Nigeria always dey sensitive, so much that I don’t even know which side to take.

Whether to applaud her for showing up to work, preserving or not riding with her colleagues to demand better welfare for her profession.

God, Nigeria is in your hands. Help us.

budaatum:
Had a cousin live with me once. I gave him my bedroom and I slept on the sofa. He paid no rent, apparently assuming the government paid citizen's rent, and would eat everything left in my pot after I ate.

One day I went to Peckham, bought fish and Guinness and went home to cook rice and dodo. As I was eating, he arrived and asked if I'd taken all I want so he can eat the rest as he normally would, but I told him I hadn't, and would be eating it all as I didn't cook any for him. All the Guinness was mine too, I said, which shocked him as I usually share. "Oh", I said, "and when I finish, I'd like a word please".

"Did your family (my maternal) tell you my family owes you and you should come and collect", I asked. That's when he told me he thought the government was feeding me and paying my rent.

"So, when you see me go to work l, What's that", I asked.

We decided he'd be paying rent and would contribute to electric and water and buy his own food or pay for mine if he eats it. He stayed for 5 years and sensitised the 8 other people who stayed with us in that time.

He did run up my landline with calls to America so I got a £200+ bill. I called the person, got number from itemised bill, and found out it was his friend before confronting him. He said he thought it would not count because the phone was locked and he'd found a way around it.

Lool UK people una dey try. Bills, bills, bills, UK can turn someone to a heartless human but can you blame them, no lap anybody if you never siddon well

MufasaLion:
These are the ladies that the younger generation of girls should emulate. They should stop emulating those jobless hookup ladies disguising as influencers.

Emulate as how?

Younger generations of girls should manufacture her own father who is a billionaire, who would give them good education, provide all their basic needs and put them in position of power when they are old enough? Lol

Just dey play

Shimbo96:
most of those hook up girls, use that money to send themselves to schools, pay their bills and feed themselves... I'm not supporting them but this harsh world turn them to what they never imagined from childhood. Please judge nobody bcuz not everyone is born with a silver spoon.

I’m not in support of hookup, but his comments didn’t even make any sense.

When a fat person tells me being fat is in their genes i just laugh.

Oga your stature (slim or fat) is 80% food intake!

You are fat cause you eat like a hungry lion, so you always have calories than your body needs. When you are calorie deficient (take less calories than your body needs), you lose weight.

It is as simple as that.

ntyce:
Why not buy ozempic instead of going through this dehumanizing step.

No easy shortcut in life. If you know the long term side effects of most drugs, you will avoid them.

Mariangeles:
Maybe you're the man God sent to rescue her.

Nobody is beyond redemption.

Even you would never agree to your son marrying a former prostitute.

Women are so pragmatic ehn, say something about young men not making single mothers first choice for marriage and see them come for you, in the single mother’s defense (in this case ex-prostitute’s defense) but let her own son want to settle for one, you go see how she no gree for hin choice

Anyways they talk say Op na Captain Save a hoe

Just give him the mask and cape already

EmmySparky:
Even though I am a tribalist and don’t even know where you are from or why it matters… the only reason why I don’t go back is cause of the unknown gunmen…ogun and o sun states remains the capitals of ritual killing in Nigeria…

Anambra again!

Blood of Jesus. I see why indigenes have started to stay away from their state, so much that they don’t bother to go their from any Celebration be it Christmas or whatever.

Haa!

KIDfurniture:
Cursed family ! Police family are cursed !
Cursed family ! Police family are cursed !
Cursed family ! Police family are cursed !
Cursed family ! Police family are cursed !

Bruh anybody that tells me their mother or father is Nigerian Police I give them spacccceeeee.

I don’t want to be collateral to any evil force operating in their life.

God abeg. Just two/three of my post away I was still complaining about Anambra.

What is happening there, the worst is that these crimes are being committed by indigenes.

What would make you kidnap someone that comes from the same village/township as you? (what am i even typing self, cuz this one is mild, they are not related - what of the Anambra sisters that kidnapped their own brother?)

What is wrong with these people

alezzy13:
I have both Stanbic and United capital equity funds and really like others noted, it's not for the faint hearted.

I opened them about two years ago following the surge in stocks at that time. To my shock however, they both dropped sharply by almost 30% early 2024. Thankfully though my Stanbic funds has currently almost doubled while UCAP is about 50% higher.

Just to emphasize again that it is extremely volatile so potential investors should be very cautious.

Stock Market definitely not for JJC.

I got burnt several years ago. Lost about 40% value, My mistake was exiting inside of just letting it be. Most of my picks have done over 300% considering the price i entered their positions that year.

My question to you, at the bolded. At what profit margin mark are you looking to sell or is the plan to just hold them for years in perpetuity.


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P.S - Attached is the WAPCO i forget to sell from that year. It has done x6.5

N2 million would have turned to N12 million by now. Anyways we learn and grow. We go again

Non of my children, children’s children will suck tattooed bresss by the special grace of God

You would wonder that kind of thought processing a lady has to tattoo her bresss. Very low thought processing, like was she ever planning to get married to any responsible man? The answer is no.

“Don’t judge me by my looks or how i dress” - what are supposed to judge you by? The color of your soul?

UK is a failing economy

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Hatrick123:
Thanks for your reply.How long does it take for funds to reflect when you subscribe via bank transfer.

My subscriptions usually reflects within 24 hours (provided that the next day is a working day).

jejet1:
See attached. If you are a long term investor and in for a long game.

You didn’t answer @bassdow’s question

osuofia2:
Otti come and see what LCDA chairman is building in Lagos.

Bruuhhh. Now i know why people fight tooth and nail for local government chairmanship in lagos.

This is real “doings”.

Let’s forget how much was allocated for a second, kudos to the Chairman

omoredia:
U wan try woman wey dey sell amala with jazz. GOD spared ur life and u are complaining

Lool i was thinking same thing.

Na so God dey save person

omoadeleye:
This is a very bad news coming from Anambra again and it's so scary

Anambra and Enugu ehn. If it is not one family member being kidnapped by his brothers/sisters/cousins/uncles, it is ritual killing. I just tire

Like why is the love of money so strong within them.

Recently i read the WhatsApp status of a contact complaining about recent events within Anambra why most of the indigene no longer go to their home town for fear of one evil or the other.

Omo the governor needs to call town hall meeting, in which everybody must give their life to Jesus Christ and be baptized. The evil is way too much to expect any progress