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But hey! U must not hang in there kissing like a kid outa his wit!

Combine the moves, run one hands over her body as d other support her neck. WHen shed has relaxed, gently squeeze d booty


KISSING TIPS:

1. mouth must be fresh always. Brush twice daily( first tin in d morn , last tin @ night) n we have mouth spray, mint n alota other stuffs out there to keep fresh. Let these be part of ur life not only wen u r expecting some fresh fish.


2. Learn d act of kissing......

There u wud learn about breath control while kissin. When n how to tongue, how to switch lips affortlessly while kissing , when to lip tease n lots more

3. Always be d fiirst to break off. Yea i know itz hard, but u got to do it!
Either break off n hit d rest room or break off n expertly kiss d cheeks n move to d nape of her neck!

U cant imagine d hightened sensation packed on d neck!

U cant imagine i have, just by hugging n resting my head n breathing slowly on d nape of a gurl that was so tensed, we made luv!
Weeks after, she told me she actually crossed her mind that we werent gono have it b4 she came over! N to made sure that, she did bet wit her friends she wudnt! Ofcos she lost!

That she cudnt explain how her well trained n reserved body jusy caved in n she wanted it. The fact that she hadnt had it for long, didnt help too

HARDDON:
we continue with the drills.....


always be the first to pull out from a kiss......

and before you ever think of kissing, tease, lean in , when she close her eyes thinking lips r gono seal, just use ur nose to rub hers and relax back... #ouch! dah hurts....she might form vex, even tell u that u aint getin it again, nevermind her, u will...she is just surprised a guy cud actually do that to a lady

I do this alot!

After chating a while n tunin her homones up for like 3days
( told u guys not to waste time in gettig a closure wit new deals n affirming ur authority!

FOR U DONT HAVE FULL LOYALTY OF N CONTROL OVER A WELL U HAVENT DRILLED SUPERBLY!)

i told her on thursday she is welcome to share in my friday rituals , after outlinin how i usually spend most fridays. She was excited to come along.

Long story short, we were on da back seat, friend on da wheel, as usual, i was peek me, made fun of her dress, hair et all , den i said something really amorous into d air, a look on her eye, n i cud tell she wanted a kiss, without hesitation, i leaned in, she leaned in, this was gono be our FIRST KISS, with eyes closed, b4 she knew it, i just robbed d tip of my nose on hers n i pulled back!

She almost jabbed me when she opened her eyes to see me smilling @ her!

Me: so u think u can just savour this my luscious n kingly lips that easily?
her: u r so totally annoyig
Me: yea im used to that saying...
Her : U aint ever getting no kiss from me ever again!
Me: i wasnt plaining to either...cos im not sure if u even know how to kiss @ all *tonues* .
Her: OMG! U didnt just say that?
............
Guess wht? We not only kissed n carressed @ d dark corner of the joint , we f'ed 3thrice before morning.....
N i sincerely didnt mean to.... it is my principle to always gain their confidence ( tru not touching d first night) that they wud be willing to do anything for me n also, no matter what i do to them, they cant let go easily!

Second way i get them so stung is d erotic moment! I hold nothing back! If im not interested, or found out she is dirty under, i wudnt bother( i usually wear y briefs, telling em; " lets slow down, i think we r moving too fast! But that is d last time dey see me) but once im confortable with her, I make sure i blow her minds!

Most guys r all too selfish they just hump hump n hoop out in 5 mins, but guys like me take their time, make her cum tru diff means , but Jrod remains d ultimate way!

This is why i pity any guy whose gurl as much as smile @ my lines. He wud lose her . She wud wonder where ive been all her live! #nojokes

This is one ultimate way to have her come crawling, feeding off ur palms!


Hopefully, i'd teach u guys def moves
...........

So let me get this str8t: this buch of clowns took 3days to watch n rewatch the said vid n after njoyin d cucumba round, came to their senses n denied d knowledge of a cucumba queen?

Even d denial is not well tot out. Weak

seunny4lif:

United will stand

So itz been, so it iz n so itz gono remain foreva ....

SOLARPOWER1:
Wow! All points noted especially d 1 dat requires cancelling d date on the spot. Boys turning 2 men here. You re 2 much bro

Keep @ it, the more u meet n flow wit em, d more confident n quick wit u grow !

Dont forget to keep this place updated


U should know that Cancelling wud send the I SENDLESS N GOT MY BALLS IN CHECK to her. And make her realise u aint like other guys out there that wud gladly wait for her like they got nothing beter to do witj their time

Dont just cancel like u r angry ,cancel n make it look like u r still going out to have ur fun probably call another along ........ SEE? it kills them

Imakeherdrip:
Still following...

R u a journalist? Or an observer?

Ball in here and tell tales

everystep87:
Putin is trying so hard to make Russia more influential and powerful than USA.

He forgot that, USA is the capital of the world :-X like Nigeria is the capital of West Africa

Wrong! When last did u update ur economic/ geography database?

Dreydoe:
Lmao so all the tough niggas here got no solution to my Lady problem.kwa

Bey didn't even pick my calls 2day again and she has not reply my messages on whatsapp.

i really like the girl and it hurts me cuz it's glaring now she is a loss cause 4 me.

i give up mehn

What was ur question?


On a second note, forget it, i got no portion with easy quitters.

Besides, i cant see any niggar here

Gyrados:
..Guity as charged...Thanks man...Still a learner at the "new" game...Guess I was programmed this way...Born an introvert.. ...
And to your questions..
1)I think its when she's alone...
2)Got a taste in dressing...Naturally draw attention...Excellent diction...

See what she is doing to u?

What we have been teaching u guys to do to them;
Suspense n unpredictability! Some people call it forming hard to get.


She is obviously enjoying the confusion she sends tru u.

Start ignoring her in public

SOLARPOWER1:
Decided to throw dis game on one recently: in the middle of our chat, I told her : "u just won a date with me in ur favourite food restaurant, call u on Saturday" .She said really, dats kul, what did I do and and I jokingly sent her this: " I just finished marking ur script, u scored A in my text...Mr lecturer" and bidded her gud nyt without waiting for her response. Called her d Saturday morning and gave her 4pm as time . Like 4:20pm I didn't show up, but sent her this text:Young lady, I know u re already missing me and can't wait to see me. I can even perceive the fragrance of d new hair u just made for this occasion. Unfortunately something came up.... Work. I received a call to respond to an issue at the office. Call u when am free. (THANKS TO HARDDON).
I didn't call her, till about 7:30pm I saw my phone ringing couldn't believe she was calling (considering her non challant attitude b4 now towards me). D phone ring tire I didn't pick, then like 30mins time I returned her call and told her to come online on WhatsApp. We chatted a bit and I gave her another date, didn't call her on dat day b4 d time, but like 30min to d time I called and she told me she was doing her hair dat she would call when she is tru, she didnt call until d next day I saw her WhatsApp msg dat she is sorry, didnt finish her hair on time dats why she didn't call.
I gave her this 3 options to appease me:

A)Prepare me nice pounded yam and vegetable soup with goat meat then pet me very well while I eat it with true remorse in ur eyes.

B)Take me out to 1 of d finest restaurant in town and give me a treat.

C)Do A/B or u wont see me again ✈

She chose option A but said I would provide the money(even if she wants to, from my observation I know she cant bc she is broke). I refused to give in and told her dat would defeat d whole purpose.I noticed I was over flogging the issue hence I said:
Though u know how to get me angry, I always catch myself going soft.
But am not changing my mind on this one o .

She pleaded further but I ended off with this: Hmm, lets see how I will feel when I wake up 2morow morning. Gud nyt.

I need d gurus here to correct my mistakes and advice me with d way forward. I like thus babe but ve learnt not to be despirate, I just collected her number some weeks back. Thanks guys, dis thread has been really helpful.

Whoohoo!
Your quick wit is brisk!
What a read! Gee u r mostly on dah right track! Kudos!

Just a few pointers n pimping though:
1) a lady never scores an A in our score sheets. Infact, we rather not score them @ all! (Suspense) rather we put them on tentative mode.

2) when some1 wins smething, they r meant to call to claim their prizes @ a place u chose , not the otherd way round.

" i think u just won a date wit me, i'd have my sec send u d date n time n d number to call to claim ur prize."

3) if u r to go on a date with a lady n she lata on tells u she is making her hair, dont hang on that letting her keep u on suspense whether she wud still make it or not! Avoid the anxiety and CANCEL there and then!

I told u that women have perfected d act of keeping us in suspense and this is one of them classic ways.

Immediately she tells u she is cooking, making her hair, washing or cleanin, CANCEL immediately if it is ur first date.

But im impressed wit d way u swung it n puunished her with options

Lennycool:
See how contradictory your statement is, I should take control of my life by giving it to God.
I'm not a soldier for any one but myself. I don't follow. I explore. God is not real. Believe what you want and so will i.

Taking control of ur life in this context means be who u were really created to be! And d only way to do that is to return to d source with d blue print. The beauty of the fish is in the river, that of the eagle is in d sky, urs is in God and oh how Jesus loves u so!

Goodluck with that......

best part

Lennycool:
Ah I remember when I was like you. When i still thought heaven and hell were real. My life was miserable then. Every little sin is worthy of eternal damnation. Be free
http://www.godisimaginary.com

how can u offer what u dont have? freedom?
stop living like a the foot soldiers in a game of Chess, they are always the first to go. take control of your life and return to your source: God

you forgot the best reason of them all:

You aint meant for each other.

when she / he is the one, all those reasons u listed may crop up but no matter what they stick together.


besides, most of those reasons come up when both parties or one party know that he/she is just passing time, getting by

Lennycool:
Your post is funny. Tell me which side again bus defending a point with no evidence. Because I've canvassed this thread and no one was able to provide sufficient verifiable proof in favour of creation?

......wait until u run out of oxygen when in space.....figuratively
......wait until you are in a ship wreck surrounded by a mass of endless waters......
......wait until you are on your dying bed........
......wait until you r in the clouds and the pod u r in, is coming apart........
......wait until a deadly sickness knock u down.......
......wait until God decides to reveal himself to u like he did to paul........unfortuantely , u might not have a second chance.

my heart skip a beat when i ask myself this question on your behalf: " if judgement wud start in the house of God, i wonder how it wud be for people like u." how can u face God?

http://www.ministers-best-friend.com/VOLTAIRE-His-Home-Used-As-BIBLE-SOCIETY--TRUTH-or-MYTH.html

kokosari2:
It is always the woman that is the problem for her husband's misbehaviour. If it was the other way round, the woman will be tagged promiscuous or nymphomaniac.

good to know he has told u that himself.


i mos def cud read in between your lines and tell that you aint telling us everything!

i can authoritatively state here that his action is your fault and lil wonder you never mentioned the out come of your chat with him when u told him you aint kul with his hand locomotion.

ofcos it is not only disgusting to you, it is disrespectful and it is an outa disregard to your person he does that! simply to spite you since you probably cant satisfy him on bed.

possible scenarios:

1) you are a half/one round woman( immediately u cum, it ends there). one who believe that giving it to him all time might make u age too soon?
he last too long and

2) you dont enjoy doing it with him and therefore have a timetable for it or you dont just do it at all

3) you are always tired and always resist his moves

and so many others......

what ever it is, you are simply been cautioned indirectly, take it or leave it.

if you keep ignoring this warning , one day, he wud meet one of these karashikas thaT wud spin his head 360 and that wud be the end of this marriage as u know it.


as always, a word is enough for the .......... fill in the blank spaces

rheether:
Fvck him all the time.

ignoring however raw this came, considering the source, i applaud u.

byteHead:
Your questions betray a fundamental misunderstanding of evolutionary theory.
Humans did not evolve from monkeys; humans and monkeys both evolved from an extinct common ancestor.

To ask a question of the form ‘If Species A evolved from Species B, how come Species B still exists?’ is to misunderstand how evolution works. Entire species do not evolve into new species; new species tend to evolve as isolated offshoots of existing (parent) species.

In some cases, newly evolved species can end up out-competing their parent (or sibling) species, driving them to extinction, but by no means in all cases. So, even if Species A evolved from Species B, there is no reason why Species B should not still exist.

Most noticeable evolution happens over very long periods of time.
All living creatures are all evolving all the time. It's just a very slow process—much slower than we can observe in our lifetimes.

i need not join words with you all, what iz, iz: God made man in his own Image! finito.....


any other scientific, theoretical and/or atheistical hypothesis are therefore, a figment creatures with beclouded sense reasoning.

evolution only exist in the mind of men of whom life, out of their own ignorant, dealt with unfavorably.
they probably even called on God to help them while they were in such situations, but God never did.....know why? he gave us brain, his spirit and the bible! thatz all we ever need to live on earth comfortably.
taking charge when we need to. rebuking when we need to, not waiting for the days of adversity before we fortify.

he made us kings on earth. and you r to blame if you dont know who u r!

wake up atheists for a man without God is nothing but a toy in the hands of this wicked world.
for if u dont believe in God, Demons wud mos def show you they exist!

peace, Out

CoolUsername:
If man evolved from ape, why do we still have apes.

Checkmate atheists. /s

Wonder why Seun and all of then r avoiding this question.

Why do we still have apes?

and why has man remained this erect for a eons now? Why havent we evolved into another form?
Is it that evolution has an end point?

Emasel:
Guys, how do you see this?

I asked a girl out February this year, she told me point blank she is with someone else. I felt bad because me and this girl have been friends for a very long time but I did not make any move because I had a girlfriend as at that time.

I moved on and even kinda severed our friendship because I was jealous. July this year she started giving me green light of all sort. Initially, I was confused and didn't know whether to continue from where I stopped or just forget about her. But like they say fondness brings back feelings. It didn't take long before I fell for her again.

But even up till now, she hasn't given me a definite answer yet. I don't even know if I can call her my girl or not. Each time I tell her I love her, she will either just keep quiet or say Yeah. And I'm suspecting she might still have another guy, though I'm not sure.

And I don't have much time to waste on one girl, I'm thinking of forgetting about her and consider someone else.


cc HARDDON et al

Frm ur write up , i can tell u didnt read all d drill pages if not , u wud hv started wt an apollogy for ev3r thinking of asking a gurl out. I'd advise u go tru d thread

Guys like us dnt bbother whether they got a guy or
Not. We just naturally make her hate been wit d oda guy wit our aura n wit.

We dont ask gurls out nida, we leave them hanging on dah fence that soon they cant but go connfessing luv all in a bid to hav us to themselves.

Itz best u start ignoring her for a while, get ur ballz back.
Meet odas

She wuD come calling soon

Gyrados:
@HARDON
1)Please what's the deal with this girl?...One on one covos at home, she can make a nigga go deaf(literally)...In the street, clearly trying to avoid me whilst smiling. ..On the phone/chats...holds a convo but gives stupid lame monosyllabic words (k, lol, hmmm)...And she obviously likes me...Even asked me if I did (I complimented her shoes and changed the convo to herself...I like her but this chameleon stuff is a turnoff for me)...
2)Is it advisable to buy a birthday gift for the above girl that you just met less than a month ago...
3)Is the above type of girl really worth the time?...Cus its the one thing I don't have now....

Lol @ bolded!
To that i ask..... is it when she is with her friends she does this?
Btw, how is ur dress sense? Aura? Diction?

Gee, learn to chill. From ur write up, u r trying too much to get her attention. It should be the other way round.
Ignore her cals, msges ,chats sometimes.

Let her start d convo sometyms. N also be d first to type gtg all tym

2) gifts? Wow geeZ! No gift, not in a long while. U r too serious mehn. U r too overwhelmed . Chill!

If u may, tAke her out: pool @ noon preferably . Or book a surprise tabl for two in a serene envirom or go wild wild west n go clubbing @ night.

N hey , to avoid surprising ur self , tell her u got a surprise for her. That u guys wud be going out leta


3) ofcos she shld be worth ur while. U just have to turn d tables around. Cos ryt now, I can authoritatively tell that she got ur balls menh.
N how she swings ur moods so.

While @ it, live ur life, meet others.
Stop giving her too much attention.

N quickly start applyin d drills u've llearnt here

beedam:
How did you know it's illegal marriage? Also, where should she go? To her parents house or search for a single guy or stay single for the rest of her life?

I said Spiritually illegal.....

It is only d first wify that is known to God.

Those other Qs r for her cteator not me.

We all answer to our creator individually

What a dicey one!

If we send the younger one with her kids away like Abraham did( tru restitution), we might hv another form of ISIS n the likes. Even if we rent another apartment for them, care for them, how do we divorce her?
If we cant divorce her, how do we keep caring for all her needs (both emotionally n sexually?). We cant n unfortunately, another cant. What a limbo.


If we decide to maintain statues quo n just live like one big happy family, heaven might elude us.


Solution:

Explain to the younger one why u need to do this: dissolve the spiritually illegal marriage but make sure they lack nothing. Rent a nice apartment for them. That way, u wudnt owe her any sexual responsibility nor wud u bind her down from meeting n marrying another.
Even after that, care for ur kids

Winnelyn:
nice one


God provide me a boo

Left over rice on dp n she wana boo...



@Op, may ur days be fun!

Congrats!

Wonder why some men cant just actt their God given role!

How wud ur wify step up like this n u wudnt tell her to go change up?
Wow ,

Cousim:
OK..she's d owner of that burnt below..inyama

As stubborn n rude JRod is, @ d sight of that over used n super abused puna, it wud grow weak instanter!

This is why we dont do stale sells

DaySpringer:
Noted. Now awaiting answer.

I think it's high time you guys grow and start thinking on your feets..... i guess u have been following this thread from the first page, if you have, what do u think my responses wud be to those scenarios you painted?

any other person can help out also.....


this is first class work for all of you! .

best responses gets recharge card from me #noJokes

Oh fountain of joy, upon thy altar i hereon lie!

Dont know why Mou bought Michi from , a tactical guy with deadly eyes for killa passes that unlocks defenses @his whims only to relegate him to d stands

DaySpringer:
Alright baba.

Let me quiz you a bit.
What are the lines you can use for the following scenarios.

A. You see her standing in an atm queue in a bank at the other side of the road while you're walking past.

B. You're walking on the sidewalk and she's walking towards you and you just happened to spot her just before she passes you.
Do you turn back and go and stop her?

C. Same scenario as B but this time it's inside the hustle and hustle of the market and there is every possibility that everyone around would know what you're doing.

D. You see a pretty female corper in the LG office area. It's her CDS day.

live rehearsed and ready, lines must flow , wisdom must win.....

before i answer u, know this: most times, what guys like me are really after is the excitement the challenge of meeting a new breed brings which vanishes the moment we get them! then we try again!

Wonder qhat we r waiting for!

Way cheaper to deal in yaun especially in dese times.

We use em side by side