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Congrats guys!

Buh she's so tiny?

HOw old is she?

Teewhy2:
Can someone tell me am dreaming, you mean after the 70% increase in price of petrol and increase in dollars exchange rate which has led to increase in all products including house rent, some people call still be thinking of increasing pump price.
All the currency swap deal which we thought could help nobody is telling us anything about it again
So where are we going in this countries, minimum salary can't even buy you a bag of rice, businesses are shutting down, entrepreneurs can't even start business as government policy doesn't support small scale business.
With this kind of news while won't our best brains and youth run abroad to look for greener pastures. Imagine working as casual in London (without certificate) in UK and you are paid 10 pounds/hour and you worked for 6 hours per day, That is 60 pounds/day. Working 5 days a week =300 pounds, 4ce a month is 1200 pounds. 40% tax you are left with 800 pounds converting to naira @ 525= 420k.
How many graduates makes that in 2 months.

Nopes, u can convert it back to naira. U aint spendin it in nigeria yet unless ofcos u packing up n heading back right after that. Shame it wudnt even fetch u a return ticket.

I.
Btw, if u dont know, its easier to make it in 9ja than anywhere else!

Go figure!

Rehabilitation:
I wanted to give it to you, but I looked at your picture and felt so pity...

With that post up there,
He cudnt be d one on his profile! Nah, if he is, it was years ago

vodutive:
this is the kind of nonsense we are subjected to when mor*ns like Dino are given a platform to speak. Awolowo was one of the best finance ministers we've had....Awolowo was a lawyer. Of the last 6 chancellors in the UK (equivalent to finance minister) 2 studied history, 2 were Lawyers and only 2 studied economics or had any experience in finance. You are either intelligent and sincere or you are not Clearly Dino is not if he expects a finance minister top wave a magic wand and the problems of decades to mismangement to be resolved in 2 years.. total imb*cile!!!! You do not need to be an economist to know that if you spend more that you earn you will eventually run into trouble, this has nothing to do with Ph.D


The so called world bank expert is the one who presided over escalation of debt, and mismanagement of the country's resources.

D years of mismanagement flung n floated d naira into d wide ocean to take a swim with no floaters?

Was it what stifled d economy by not offering dollars for business purposes but gladly subsidized same for some stweepid religious rigamarole? N in effect empowering his dollar selling alhajis while getting it subsidized so his children can finish their sch abroad??

was it what made ur president to press d auto pilot for 8months n d country nosedived b4 appointing a sound team even though they were to be NOISE MAKERS? -these ones ain't even making no noise

Was it what made ur president a sectional leader? That goes unbridled? 5% 97%? Giving all keys appointments to his moslem kins n kilts?


Is it what is responsible for driving off almost hitherto flourishing foregn investment$?

Stop disgracing urself on public forum n ur likes, d president n his party, should learn to accept blame for once! Itz later than u think.
N here's a thunderbolt! Amaechi, osho n his likes fought past govt from saving! They wanted in all shared n sharing dey did! Now amaechi is a saint huh?

If only u knew what State d economy was b4 obj took over! Abacha loots is still been recovered, Yet obj didn't complain, did his bit. Obama met US in recession, he didn't point accusing fingers, went on, revived it.
(
but ofcos, ur president said abacha was a saint. Hahaha)


Yet after a year plus, some demented , brainwashed, myopic malus still playing d blame game!
Arrrrhhhhh!!!!! Itz boring already!
If u can't suit up, get d boot off!

MsFaith:
yeah, I calculated again, it's 500

Explain

TrapQueen77:
Whether I choke myself or not... It's not ur damn biznez... So if I we're u, u betta stay in ur lane..I don't bounce with nobody...so here's my 2cents, go find someone on ur level or where u belong...and stop quoting me... U don't make sense to me at all...

Do u have any optical sense of humour?
If u missed it, her 1st mention of u was just a witty comment n u took it crudely.

Now take som chill pills ladies n stop this ur ALWAYS fighting each other cos of D1cks




@op, isn't life unfair? Some got tinnie Winnies, some got magnum sizes n some got this type that refuse to stop growing

kevoh:
I keep hearing T bills? Can you give a summary of what it is about? What is the risk-reward ratio?

How to invest in treasury bills


By Babajide Komolafe

It is one of the safest investment products. Yet many people know little about it. The banks are not also helping matters. They rarely inform or educate their customers about it. And why should they, when it is more expedient for them for the customer to invest his money with them via fixed deposit than investing the money in Treasury bill.

Treasury bills (TBs) are short term government debt instruments. Hence investing or buying TBs is tantamount to lending to government on a short term basis usually below one year. They are issued by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), who is the banker to the government. The government uses TBs to borrow money to finance its expenditure pending receipt of revenue. For example, if the government wants to pay salary for this month, and it is yet to receive the income for the month, it could ask the CBN to help it raise money by selling TBs. The CBN issues the TBs at a specified interest rate, specifying the maturity, usually 91 days (three months).

Though anybody can buy TBs, you have to go through the banks, who act as agents to the CBN.

Also because the banks are mandated to keep a portion of customers deposit in liquid instruments (instruments that can be easily exchange for cash), which is the liquidity ratio; they are the biggest investors in TBs.

In addition to using TBs to borrow money on behalf of the government, the CBN also uses them to control the amount of money in the economy (via the banking system). When the CBN wants to reduce money in the economy (money supply), it sells TBs to the public. The money invested in the TBs automatically leads to reduction in money supply. Also when the CBN wants to increase money supply it buys TBs from the public.

Whenever the CBN issues TBs for any of the above purpose, all or some of the TBs may be purchased. If all the TBs are not purchased, the CBN warehouses the outstanding TBs, and reissue them at a later date. The reissued TBs are called secondary market TBs, while newly issued TBs are called Primary Market TBs. Secondary market TBs are also called OMO (Open Market Operation) TBs

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Would you like to put money aside and earn significant interest returns in only a few weeks or months? You might consider buying treasury bills, a popular and accessible form of investment. You don't have to be rich to afford them, and they are simple and virtually risk-free



Treasury bills, also known as "T-bills," are a security issued by the U.S. government. When you buy one, you are essentially lending money to the government. Here, the term security means any medium used for investment, such as bills, stocks or bonds.

Treasury bills have a face value of a certain amount, which is what they are actually worth. But they are sold for less. For example, a bill may be worth $10,000, but you would buy it for $9,600. Every bill has a specified maturity date, which is when you receive money back. The government then pays you the full price of the bill -- in this case $10,000 -- and you earn $400 from your investment. The amount that you earn is considered interest, or your payment for the loan of your money. The difference between the value of the bill and the amount you pay for it is called the discount rate, and is set as a percentage. In the example above, the discount rate is 4 percent, because $400 is 4 percent of $10,000.

Treasury bills are one of the safest forms of investment in the world because they are backed by the U.S. government. They are considered risk-free. They are also used by many other governments throughout the world.

Read on to find out about the different kinds of treasury bills, how to buy a treasury bill, and why they are so popular.

Source: howstuffswork

MsFaith:
#500

Tot u said 900 @ first?

@ op, d results is very fishy!

What correlation has marketing with science courses?

Wonder why all these northerners n Westerners refer to Nigeria Delta Avenger that have not killed a soul as worse than BH!

So in their warped minds, .spilling oil is worse than spilling blood/taking lives?

Wow!

See d twerp who started it!

Ehmmm sorry, he is d background image, yes d very background

Code named Xtian Dela.... the Sh3male had to wait till 9ja is asleep b4 pulling d Stunt .

chicken shyt3

The guy is in a very tight situation.

He obviously have spend d money mehn n don't know how to pay u back.

N hey, don't buy that beating advise! U wud put urself @ a disadvantage cos the person u planning to beat up was never part of d deal, had no clue n
THEY MIGHT JUST ARREST U FOR ASSAULT!

U have to see it as bad debt, let it go and totally mess him up in whatsoever way possible

babyme1:
This happened to my elder sister few years ago. She booked to have her braided on a weekend, but bc of some things she went a lil late. D hair dresser had called n told her dt she will be attended to once she comes, though there were others.

When she finally reached n the lady started her hair, one girl finished my sis with insult. Even when d owner of the salon explained to her, she no gree o. It wasnt as if she wasnt attended to, she just felt that my sis just walked in n was given attention.

She even asked my sis who knows her in Uyo, a small rat like her. My sis nearly slapped her but others told her to ignore d chick. Na so monday reach, my sis went to work early bc she was the head of a team to conduct an interview that morning. Guess who waltz in for dt interview? Miss Saucy from d salon .

I heard she couldnt even answer any question. She later wents to the salon to ask the lady to apologize to my sis on her behalf. Me sef follow learn lesson from that.

Itz in u

Api nu month to

firestar
Shyshally
Susan404

and all my followers!

May favour flow on all u do for the rest of d year!

#Nothingbutshowbiz

CrazyQuinn:
It's soo funny.....No matter how much naija men bash hoes, they will still marry them the irony!

#Hoeryt, I see u.....

my quote from another thread

SENSE PILL 61:

Gurls wit attitudes r d most cheaply plucked fruits since blackberry evolved n became a phone.
THEY r d most lonely, most misunderstood, most bf abused Gurls on planet earth!
N most creamy, financially stable n absolutely endowed ladies, GOT ATTITUDES!
Aint nothing u got they want..... just ur Warmpt



But bliv me, u cannot attain d peek of woman perfection scrubbing scraps with chickens!

illuminated93:
Dat sequence:
Be her friend
Don't think with your dick
Over tym she trusts you
Start withdrawing subtly
Finding a fault with looks as a way of bringing down ego
Being cocky but funny
Not bending to her whims and caprices


Who has that time, me? Mind you, don't write about tins you're not sure of,i've got a fiancee. Just feeling the need to play wit em
Be ballfully with em teenagers and guys with low self esteem not me,biko!

arrrrhhhhh dude, dude!

U r getting it twisted!
My best time still stands @ 30mins from meeting to mating( yea I meant to blow ma whistle with that). Happened just once so far n I haven't been able to surpass it.
don't give no hoot if u bliv that or not.

N might I stun u? I can't count how many I meet n mate within d very first day. Though my target is usually 3 days, I always beat that most times.
( now u make me brag like a brat nonetheless, careless if that wud snap on u a lil reality check)



Who has time for that boring sequence?

My strength is in my unpredictability n ability to read n respond to external stimuli both d ones I generated n d ones i didn't
#sipEasy


N hey, dump d fiancee talk in d garbage: do u know how many Ive bed that carry in their bags, 1-3 engagement rings?
Some even ansas the duck's call( wen I slow down my ride) to maintain peace only for me to suddenly push in n she screams cutting d call, some asume cutting d call n d duck wud be @ d other end listening to the rhythm from his fiancee's rhyme?


#BOSSBALL

OdikwaRisky:
I'm always right .
Playing hard to get and giving attitude are two very different things.

#Smh!

Gurls wit attitudes r d most cheaply plucked fruits since blackberry evolved n became a phone.
THEY r d most lonely, most misunderstood, most bf abused Gurls on planet earth!

N most creamy, financially stable n absolutely endowed ladies, GOT ATTITUDES!

Not these ones that wants ur lil change n therefore go giving u pseudo green lights they Wud later use to eat u dry

Anyways, if u ain't got d balls, play in ur league

But bliv me, u cannot attain d peek of woman perfection scrubbing scraps with chickens!

U cannot feel the bliss of spanking d b00ty of a female boss with a Lilly liver.

Hereon, I rest my zest

illuminated93:
Harddon leave that thing,i've been following your thread for fun anyways. Pickup artists will always advice you 2 talk to many girls because they know not all will be interested. Harddon even you experience failures and successes too and will keep experiencing provided you keep wooing them.
Tell that to those teenagers that ask for guidance,not me. A woman that isn't showing signs will keep giving attitudes,thats why guys lyk neil straussman will say talk to diff ladies,negging, etc. I knw these tins.

Oh kiddo!

Every child, must learn to crawl, then stand and stumble, step n stumble until his feet r firm enough to walk erect.
If he falls after 2 years of walking, he is simply disobying some locomotion principles out there.

If ur ways r not working n u keep having fluctuating flows, wud it be too much to try this personally proven , time tested one? How can u go in with a wooing aura n not get attitudes from her?
Dude get it! She gets wooed all day long by alota guys! And it gets borin for her hearing all dose lines over n over! Hence d attitude.

hence d statement; all guys r dsame! They r looking foe that one that iz different, exoteric, funly rude, crazily sporadic n eternally ballful

STOP WOOING HENCE ON! if u actually follow my thread, u should already know that.

Go in with d fresh mint of a seasoned boss. Go sassy, go witty yea, go funny.

Here is my attitude wen with fresh ladies most times:
My hands r full n if I let u in, u wud complicate it for me so I'm just here to check out ur scale. If u r worth my while . While guys like u try to impress her, I give her d opportunity to impress me!

Or I ask her: why r u admiring me? Haven't seen a TDnH guy b4? #Sendless


Kip looking out for their confusing signals.... hope u don't grow old a virgin

POINT OF CORECTION
I'm not a PICK Up Artist
That is the most confused n boring title on earth.

I'M SIMPLY BALLFULLY ME.


N hey! READ N DIGEST MY THREAD.... IT IS UR ONLY SOLUTION

#NOJOKES

OdikwaRisky:
If she gives you attitude, then she doesn't like you. Simple and short!

Wrong!

Lovelynature:
Play your game well and they would toast you via green light. Sorry, that is the best most of them can do

Nice!


@ op, women r travellers without destination! U r meant to give them destination.

So also , u should blame urself if they go sitting on high horses wit u..... it simply means u don't have d required skill set to breakdown her defenses! N reach down d honey pot!

Here let's help u: women r like d bee, if u must taste d honey, u have to break tru d sting barrier.

BTW, put urself in her shoes. Let's say u get approached by an average of 10-15 everyday, wudnt u naturally put up defense mechanism to weed out fakes , balleSs ,clueless people like u?

HARDDON:
She's got ur ballz mehn!
U, out of been naive, have giving her d controlling numb n oh boy! How she controls u so!

Bliv me,
B4 she kissed u, she had been sending subtle signals u cudnt decode. She had to lady up n kissed u. U should Hv stressed n teased her b4 letting her taste ur lips.
Btw
When a gurl says I'd be leaving soon, it means take d moment n make gud use of it n stop been a clueless duck!

Where she is going to might be to meet a guy like me..... bliv me, I have had other guys spend on girls, even romance her but they just excused em selves, call me up n oops!


There is something u should learn fast n that is never blaze in not matter how u feel she needs u.

I told u guys countles times:

SENSE PILL 59:
In arousal, men got switch, u flip on just @ d sight of some soft mounds while women got NUMB, u have to gently n stealthly increase it's intensity. Any attempt to flip a numb, u burst d arousal bubbles!


U can't just jump from kiss To popping off boob1es! Unless ofcos she is a regular!

N u never apologize for been a man!

Countles Times I've made gurls do what they never imagined, making them sleep over even when they had made other plans is myhobby!
Theyluv spending times wit fun people


I've made ladies fail their exams b4 Cos they read to a point they became bored, I came on d scene wit my tension relieving pills only for them to forget they got papers d next day n had me overdose!

Countless times I've made gurls abandon their loving n caring bfs for my crazy adventures!
wit me, stolen water, always taste sweeter

Never apologize

Know what she is doing to u now? It Is called basic law of Economics!

the scarce d commodity, d higher d value/ price.

The more she ignores u, the more needy u'd get, d more needy u get, d farther u drive her off!

Now get up on ur feetz $older! Dust urself up n start ignoring her too! Bliv me, if she has any feelings 4 u, she wud soon start calling....which u must ignore.
While @ it, meet other ladies wit these drills !

Sense Pill 60:

U r too handsome n special to be toiled with!
Don't hesitate to let go any gurl that is not worth it

berbz:
First of all I wanna thank u for the wonderful thread. I can tell u I've spent 2 hours on this thread and haven't finish reading.

But I need ur help asap Pls.


It's about my girlfriend, we were good before she came to my house, and wen she came, I gave her food and make her comfortable, didn't kiss or touch her until she did that herself. After kissing she told me she would start leaving soon... but cos I was enjoying moment with her I told her not to leave yet so we started kissing again until she jumped up said she's late to where she's going to.

Then she hugged me and kissed me again (but this time the kiss was longer than before) and we can't control it, she started touching my rod and I decide to take her boobs out too, then she was begging me to stop but I didn't. She pushed me away and leave. I apologise to her that am sorry for keeping her so late.

Since that day, she haven't pick my calls ( though she is always busy cos she is a blogger, but not to the extent of not picking my calls for days) if I send her message on whatsapp it may take 24hours before she reply after reading it.

So I was thinking of not calling or texting her again maybe 2 -3 days buh a friend of mine said I might lose her.

Pls I need ur help Pls

She's got ur ballz mehn!
U, out of been naive, have giving her d controlling numb n oh boy! How she controls u so!

Bliv me,
B4 she kissed u, she had been sending subtle signals u cudnt decode. She had to lady up n kissed u. U should Hv stressed n teased her b4 letting her taste ur lips.
Btw
When a gurl says I'd be leaving soon, it means take d moment n make gud use of it n stop been a clueless duck!

Where she is going to might be to meet a guy like me..... bliv me, I have had other guys spend on girls, even romance her but they just excused em selves, call me up n oops!


There is something u should learn fast n that is never blaze in not matter how u feel she needs u.

I told u guys countles times:

SENSE PILL 59:
In arousal, men got switch, u flip on just @ d sight of some soft mounds while women got NUMB, u have to gently n stealthly increase it's intensity. Any attempt to flip a numb, u burst d arousal bubbles!


U can't just jump from kiss To popping off boob1es! Unless ofcos she is a regular!

N u never apologize for been a man!

Countles Times I've made gurls do what they never imagined, making them sleep over even when they had made other plans is myhobby!
Theyluv spending times wit fun people


I've made ladies fail their exams b4 Cos they read to a point they became bored, I came on d scene wit my tension relieving pills only for them to forget they got papers d next day n had me overdose!

Countless times I've made gurls abandon their loving n caring bfs for my crazy adventures!
wit me, stolen water, always taste sweeter

Never apologize

HARDDON:
Wen u guys do see n she brings it up, make some shakes b4 u tell her this:
The story had that I summoned all d courage of d present n even d courage i wud have in the future, n walked into a lingerie shop( for those that don't know, lingerie Is a pair of matching pants n bra) , ignoring all d ladies prying eyes, wondering what a guy cud be looking for in a ladies"' Lin shop.

I had to ask for their madame because d fyn ladies eyes on me, almost turned back. But because I don't like d feel of all d lace n cotton bra my gf always wear, tot I cud surpries her wit A Sexy Silk one

These spurred me on.

Luckily, d madam was a sweet nice lil one

I dont think osinbade has any right to Laugh @ all let alone in public considering d state of the economy!

How can u be failing woefully @ ur job n u r here Shannon gworo infested teeth everywhere?

HARDDON:
Or pull this out of the blues:
Ask her:

You: Why do most ladies not know their bra sizes? Even d seemingly classy ones. Even those ones forming accent on Radio claiming OAPs!

She: lol,

You: yea, i know , i know. U nid not say it... i know u dont know urs too!

She: maybe I don't, why wud I bother. I just go in there, test it n if it feels confy, I buy it!

You: u see? Arrrhhh! That was how my first gf make me waste my first monetary favour on a Victoria secret bra that she didn't wear till date.

She: hahaha! OMG What happened? LOL
You: yea, laugh on, itz not ur fault. If u r laughing this loud wen I haven't even told u d story, wonder what u wud do wen u hear d gist. Nopes can't do. Ain't telling

She: oh common, I promise, I Wudnt laugh

YOU: nopes, this is NOT THE PLACE NOR TIME( hey guys, this is one of my epic suspense lines! It pulls them. Like charm!)

i'd tell u wen I've made up my mind to see u. Right now,
Here lets help u find ur bsize:

go to ur wardrobe, pick up ur most confy bra, look on d left strap, u wud see d size there on a small white tag. Buzz me up when u do know ur size.....
Ehmmmm buh I think it's 38D though( this guess must be correct or close to it....it if is, it wud shoot up ur street Rep where she is! Feel that crazy attractive force pulling her towards ur wicked waist!

Wen u guys do see n she brings it up, make some shakes b4 u tell her this:
The story had it that I summoned all d courage of d present n even d courage i wud have in the future, n walked into a lingerie shop( for those that don't know, lingerie Is a pair of matching pants n bra) , ignoring all d ladies prying eyes, wondering what a guy cud be looking for in a ladies"' Lin shop.

I had to ask for their madame because d fyn ladies eyes on me, I almost turned back. But because I don't like d feel of all d lace n cotton bra my gf always wear, tot I cud surpries her wit A Sexy Silk one

HARDDON:
Mess around with her head erotically until u do that, she Wudnt respect ur Rep!


Let's say u were bursting her bubbles n she was crackling...

Out of the blues, u pull this line:

You: why were u staring @ my trousers d other day? I was talking to u, n u were busy giving response to my trouser.
Were u trying to weigh my weapons?

She: what? I didn't do that! Ewww

You: ofcos I knew u wud deny. HAve u ever seen those who sleep in church admit dey were?

She: lol, oh stop it. I wasnt

You: u better not ooooo , Cos I'm a virgin n don't want some1 that wud come n spoil my jrod while I'm still a very gud guy

U get the jeck? This is how u take convo physical

Or pull this out of the blues:
Ask her:

You: Why do most ladies not know their bra sizes? Even d seemingly classy ones. Even those ones forming accent on Radio claiming OAPs!

She: lol,

You: yea, i know , i know. U nid not say it... i know u dont know urs too!

She: maybe I don't, why wud I bother. I just go in there, test it n if it feels confy, I buy it!

You: u see? Arrrhhh! That was how my first gf make me waste my first monetary favour on a Victoria secret bra that she didn't wear till date.

She: hahaha! OMG What happened? LOL
You: yea, laugh on, itz not ur fault. If u r laughing this loud wen I haven't even told u d story, wonder what u wud do wen u hear d gist. Nopes can't do. Ain't telling

She: oh common, I promise, I Wudnt laugh

YOU: nopes, this is NOT THE PLACE NOR TIME( hey guys, this is one of my epic suspense lines! It pulls them. Like charm!)

i'd tell u wen I've made up my mind to see u. Right now,
Here lets help u find ur bsize:

go to ur wardrobe, pick up ur most confy bra, look on d left strap, u wud see d size there on a small white tag. Buzz me up when u do know ur size.....
Ehmmmm buh I think it's 38D though( this guess must be correct or close to it....it if is, it wud shoot up ur street Rep where she is! Feel that crazy attractive force pulling her towards ur wicked waist!

Chiscomax:
Bro, you too get Lyrics ..lol. So what next ? Would like to meet her soon

Mess around with her head erotically until u do that, she Wudnt respect ur Rep!


Let's say u were bursting her bubbles n she was crackling...

Out of the blues, u pull this line:

You: why were u staring @ my trousers d other day? I was talking to u, n u were busy giving response to my trouser.
Were u trying to weigh my weapons?

She: what? I didn't do that! Ewww

You: ofcos I knew u wud deny. HAve u ever seen those who sleep in church admit dey were?

She: lol, oh stop it. I wasnt

You: u better not ooooo , Cos I'm a virgin n don't want some1 that wud come n spoil my jrod while I'm still a very gud guy

U get the jeck? This is how u take convo physical

berbz:
First of all I wanna thank u for the wonderful thread. I can tell u I've spent 2 hours on this thread and haven't finish reading.

But I need ur help asap Pls.


It's about my girlfriend, we were good before she came to my house, and wen she came, I gave her food and make her comfortable, didn't kiss or touch her until she did that herself. After kissing she told me she would start leaving soon... but cos I was enjoying moment with her I told her not to leave yet so we started kissing again until she jumped up said she's late to where she's going to.

Then she hugged me and kissed me again (but this time the kiss was longer than before) and we can't control it, she started touching my rod and I decide to take her boobs out too, then she was begging me to stop but I didn't. She pushed me away and leave. I apologise to her that am sorry for keeping her so late.

Since that day, she haven't pick my calls ( though she is always busy cos she is a blogger, but not to the extent of not picking my calls for days) if I send her message on whatsapp it may take 24hours before she reply after reading it.

So I was thinking of not calling or texting her again maybe 2 -3 days buh a friend of mine said I might lose her.

Pls I need ur help Pls

I'm busy now

But hey, relax! Let her be for a while

She should be the one afraid to lose u not the other way round dude!

Chiscomax:
I have messaged her. At first she was replying with 'OK' then I told her 'OK' is too small to spell she should try something Else then she replied with 'Okay' . I asked her to try something g more challenging like a a message that contains 24 letters. She laughed and replied with No. After a little more effort. She started replying well. She said I was crushing on Ber etc and she called me a ' slow somebody' I am still her to find out why . she has been LOLing due to my humour and has been replying very well since then. You re a god bro!

Now check out my super magnum teeth:


See? Now she used the crushing line on u! Tot I told u to use it on her first?

U dont need rocket science to know why she called u a slowsomebody ..... she has obviously been giving u green lights but uve been too slow to note n act on em.

While on the humour lane, don't turn a clown on us! Blend it well: sassy n funny

Make sure for every witty line u drop there is a purpose n the purpose should be to draw her n finally get physical


god? nah! Still a learner until I bed kim while kanye makes d vid, eni edo my house help n linder ikeji my gate Gurl.