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ritababe:
we are coming for you guys

Bowaley17:
no i don't bet... But it pains when the winning team fans make joke of you and you can't just say anything.

okwypascal:
Boss boss, after u na u o
Help alert, I still av this approaching problem but after she is gone I start reoccuring what I should av said. But am good with my oldchicks in the same dept or fac. But the one on the road, bank, eatery that's my p

WackyJ1:
HARDON.

Well done on this thread. I haven't gone through all the pages but I follow and keep it as sort of a reference thread.

I noticed that many of the words you use or lines involve having a teasing mentality. I'm not really too good with that, I end up sounding serious or generic or I don't want to tease in an area that will offend the lady , especially If it's a lady that I don't know before. If I get comfortable with the lady I can be quite funny but being funny and teasing in the first convo is not really easy. Any pointers?

DavidTheGeek:
Other modes? Please give example

HARDDON:
For those of u ladies shouting waist trainers,

Let peel off d cover n see

nma24:
[color=#000099][/color] So he proposed on your second meeting... That's sweet. Not all some time wasters stringing a girl on for 12yrs before meaning to do the needful that their grandfather did in their teens.

benjsniper33:
Hello my dear HARDON, I need your help more than EVER, I feel I am trapped, confused and cornered or even controlled, This is how I feel but I am not really sure . My self-esteem, respect and independence is at stake here. HARDON I need your help, candid advice and brutal solution to my predicament . This is my story.

When I was in 100 level, I was serious-minded, focused, determined and studious, all I did was come into the lecture room and leave immediately after lectures without having to stick and hang around. My colleagues made lotsa friends but not me, I made only a friend on my class , I am on good terms with people but I prefer my solitary self and my only friend. Although I am not topping my class but out of almost 150 students in my level I am in no 1-5. When a lecturer asks a question that is very complicated that no one in class can solve or answer I rise to the occasion and most of the times I am always providing answers although not all.
There is this girl that always crush and trip on my then, she is always wanting to be with me, sit with,e, talk to me, hear from me she tells me all about herself , her parents ,the position she is , her family and almost everything about herself etc in short she is always all over me BUT I didn't give her an ounce of attention , I treated her like she was just a piece of distraction, I didn't just give her any chance or attention , she wasn't on on my head that time, I was just focused But she was persistent till 200level first semester when i think she gave up, we do see in class but I don't just care bout her. She ceased talking to me her body language was like she is hating me, she hisses each time I pass by and she kinda gets irritated when I passes by but deep deep down I later got to know she was dying for me but hates the way I don't even notice her.
Then after 300level first semester exams a friend of mine who noticed the "chemistry" went to meet her and was like " Bae, why is it that you and benjsniper ain't cool like before, you guys don't really talk again, why? " at that moment I happened to pass by then he summoned me to come which I did. Then he started interrogating me and the Bae and he was trying to make us come together and yes it worked! And I responded well to her surprise, I told her I didn't intentionally want her to feel unwanted, that she shouldn't think that way blah blah blah blah.

Although I didn't envisage a relationship, I only wanted to make peace but the re-Union rekindled her feelings and she was once again all over me, the next day she came to me and requested for my phone number which I gave her, she told me she would like to see me after our last paper, she kept calling me on and on again and again. In short we met after exams and we clicked this time I responded well and gave her attention. We started getting intimate BUT we never had sex.
She loves and respect me, she loves being around me she tells me she cares a lot about me , when I call her to come over she comes without excuses , she sacrifices her plans just to show up in my apartment and I appreciate her and I am sometimes rigid but i am also gentle and I am getting to like her, love her , enjoy her company, I tell that I like her but I am kinda always shy to say I love her , she has told me she loves me like 5 times now, something which she hardly does to someone.
But HARDON I Nurse some measure of fear cos she is beautiful and she has guys on her, she puts her phone in flight mode when she's with me, she tells me the guys who are in her, sometimes she shows me their pictures, she has a lot of guy friends that I do not know, she talks to them flirts with them, visits them and sometimes they take her out. There was an occasion when I saw her enter an eatery with a guy she didn't see me then I called her to ask where she was she told me she is in an eatery, I asked "with who" she said she is alone. I kept quiet till now. She's very cool with me, but the way and manner in which she talks to me now reflect that the affection has kinda reduced , she still tells me she loves and miss me but I have a strong hunch that she is double dating if not triple dating. And funny, this is the time I am getting serious with her, I am having feelings for her and it's like my world will crumble if i don't hear from her. She respects me but these days she is becoming bold to subtly disregard me. Hardon I need your help here cos I don't wanna loose her, even if I do at last I want to have my confidence, manliness,respect and focus.

Help me HARDON HELP!!

HARDDON:
Rescue mission?

Have u rescued yer soul soul from lies yet Lar?

Have u rescued urself from blame game?

How can u be confused n clueless yet talk about rescueing 180mil people?

If this is reacue mission, we'd rather u leave d country on default Mode! LAi!

angelgabriel26:
[b][/b] *MARRIED IN SCHOOL BUT SINGLE AT HOME.*

Please share with teens, youth and Group Chats that care to read and be Enlightened.

Welcome to Nigerian campuses where little girls are practising 'wifely functions'!

Just visit the boys' hostels and you would be disappointed to find out that it is now common for a girl to live in with a course mate.

It is now common for her lover to give her the popular compliment 'you look sexy my gal' and she would gladly reply 'thank you honey' with a flirty voice and a romantic smile.
Who is her lover?

A 300 level student whose CGPA is barely up to 1.78! And they are aiming for the next best couple award for the session by the departmental association. So, the girl need to live in with him to prepare along.

What nonsense! It seems that some girls suddenly loose their senses immediately they gain admission.

I've seen that some of them have no more sense of caution, honour and dignity.

They would change their wardrobes and acquire a new set of make ups just to look 'campussy' and sexy enough for the guys.

In months, they would start sleeping around with little boys. I mean boys who collect pocket
money from their uncles!

Dirty boys who most of the time are infected with sexually transmitted diseases. Hey! I want you to know
that you were sent to school to obtain a degree not a disease.

The campus is called a school;
school not sex! You are on campus to receive education not ejaculation.
You are here to master the use of a pen not the pleasures of a penis.

Wake up girl! Do some thinking. Your future is greater than the 'best couple award'.

You cook for a boy you are more intelligent than.
You give your virginity to a boy who will definitely leave you after graduation.

You play wife to a boy who cannot even care for himself.
Oh, you have given too much. Enough! Open your eyes!

Can't you see you're being foolish?

You are passing through the fears of unwanted pregnancies yet you are opening your legs to a coward who cannot stand before your father.

And when you eventually gets pregnant, he would brutally advise you to abort it and you would timidly agree; then face the consequences later. What a shame!

You may master the use of condoms but you can't master the punishment of your conscience.

Don't you know you are bringing shame to your family?

Don't you know that you are cursing your mother by accepting to sleep with a boy (not even a man) without her consent?

I cautioned a girl against sleeping around and she replied 'Sheddy, I don't sleep around; its only one boyfriend I have and am faithful to him'. What impunity! That's classified harlotry. And don't you know that sleeping with a man without your father's blessings is bringing a curse to your future?

What happened to your cultural values?

Somewhere in your heart you know he would use you and dump you; so why are you setting up yourself for a heartbreak?

I want to remind you that you are a lady and one day you may get married. And your husband would know that you are such a dirty bitch who sleeps with anything on trousers.

The greatest gift a lady would give to her husband on the wedding night is her virginity less lost it out of (rape) not the certificate of best couple of the year on campus!

The other gifts for the rest of her life are her care and character not her curves and complexion!

Real men know this; so, get it
screwed in!

Those treacherous boys would call you 'sexy' and you would answer? Oh, sorry!

They touch your breast and you would smile?

They would ask you out and you would oblige? Oh, you are indeed a mistake.

Am not saying that you should be rude or never live a 'social life' but I want you to think deeper than you are currently doing.

I want to turn your attention back to your books.
You are not in school for breast exhibition. So, pay less attention to those boobs and give more attention to your books! You are not in school for cat walking show. You are rather here to show us the dignity of womanhood. You are here to prove to us that you are costly.

So, why make yourself so cheap?

I am writing this with both love and pain in my heart and that's why am sounding stern.

I know about two girls now that have been living with their boyfriend since year one and as it is now they can't even even count how many abortions they had for that same boy at sch bae it's now like a normal thing to them, the last one she did almost took her life and that made her bleed for 4months, imagine how you do feel with ordinary 4 days of menstruation left alone living with it for months..

As a matter of fact one of them have damaged her fallopian tube due to excessive use of contraceptives she has taken to prevent pregnancy.

I want you to look beyond now and think of what advise you would give your own daughter when you become a mother. I hope I have not offended you... If I have, please repent.

To the decent girls I have seen on campus: do not be swayed by these evil. Be consistent and keep celebrating your purity. I am always proud of you. And God is more proud of you.

Please share this message with all our youths and our teens.
Thanks. Pls share with teens, youths and Group Cha[truncated by WhatsApp]

HARDDON:
If you may, I must say..... dont remember the last time kiss came first for me

HARDDON:
She wasnt as jelos n surprised as her gurls.

Told her i needed some lin, she asked about d size( now here is d deal, this was meant to be a surprise package, n while we were having pne of those sweet nothings moments, bae had told me 38" with an alphabet attached)

I promptly told d madam cup 38".
She went on to ask about d what d letter was, i didnt know cos bae didnt say!
To ease tins, she asked if it was a small 38 , mid or big 38, i had no idea but i used d law of visualization n picked mid 38.

She showed me a wide range of them, i felt em then finally coughed out 12k for 1. Pant"s elastic, so no worries bout that.

HARDDON:
These spurred me on.

Luckily, d madam was a sweet nice lil one

Principe:
Harddon well done.

How do you keep yourself safe?apart from using protection do you sometimes reject some 'offers' because you are not sure of the person?

Even though I use protection sometimes I get scared.

Bodmas94:
Hey, harddon.....
I wanna commend you for the great job you've been doing here.....your ship hasn't lost steam at all......
I want to know your thoughts on how to go about bursting the brains of girls who want to pretend that they are pious which I know it's not totally true cos they are human.....and not some form of robots.....I recently met a girl on whatsapp who alleges to be one of them.....she rebuffs every kind of sassy and flirty conversations between us (as recommended by you)...she tries to act prude.....she is always like "please change topic"....... any suggestion as to what I should do.....

elkon:
what's up..bro.. Please I need ur advice on dis..I don't know If I was d one having dis problem or nt..Please I don't even know what wrong with me..im physically okay.. toning chocolates skin. . etc. ever since my ex nd I split up I find it difficult to get a gal. my problem is whenever I saw a girl dt I like I used to be scared or afraid to approach dem.or.let m say I don't know what to say to dem... am some kind of guys dt was endowed with swag..Please help ooo.. which rituals do ii need to perform. .

Chiscomax:
Before I make another move let me consult the oracle harddon. The conversation with the girl on WhatsApp has been going very well. Every time she keep calling me a stalker but me in return keeps turning it on her calling her the stalker. She has refused to tell me where she stays even when we live in the same city for now. I asked Ber where she lives and funnily, she replied with "I live in a house"... I think j am giving in much at the moment t and I want to quit chatting with her for a while maybe until Saturday. What do u say?

kennybabs1980:
Thank you brother, she remained unrepentant even till now. I thank God o.

Nairastake:
Man United about to experience first loss of the season.

berbz:
thanks so much...